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Damn it, I thought the whole point of this "humanity" experiment is to get smarter over time.

No, it's just to keep making primates.

Point.




Depressing, depressing point.

People  even educated people - keep assuming that evolution has a goal.  Because it's nice to think that there's someone driving the bus, yanno?

But there isn't.

Um... the goal of evolution is my children growing unicorn horns and farting rainbows. OBVIOUSLY.

You need a job, so you might move to Buffalo.


DOES NOT COMPUTE.

My friend needs a roommate, I need to move, cheap rent. BAM PROBLEM SOLVED. Theres more jobs in Buffalo then where I live now at least. I CAN BE A PROFESSIONAL SNOWMAN BUILDER.

Well, that's a relief.


So, in what ways are you aquiring currency in order to provide for caloric intake and shelter?

I am currently living off my savings account until I get a new jerb. And I might move to Buffalo  I WANTED TO GO WARMER NOT COLDER

I'm really having a hard time with you being a college graduate and joining the rest of us humans in the real world.

I never graduated if that makes you feel any better 

I BELIEVE SO. UNLESS YOU STOPPED AGING AN I DID NOT!

Ima be 27 on friday

You are 16.   

UR NOT MY REAL MOM

If you're 27, then I am damn near 46, and that is BULLSHIT and I am NOT HAVING IT.  So you go back to high school, pls.  kthxbye

OH HELL NAW. The furthest back I am willing to go is 1 day before turning 26 before I got kicked off the good health insurance

I BELIEVE SO. UNLESS YOU STOPPED AGING AN I DID NOT!

Ima be 27 on friday

You are 16.   

UR NOT MY REAL MOM

I dick around on the internet. So basically the same thing as when I joined 10 years ago. But with more alcohol involved!

I BELIEVE SO. UNLESS YOU STOPPED AGING AN I DID NOT!

Ima be 27 on friday

ALPHABET SOUP MAN!

 

One weird thing since switching from weed to nicotine: I am hungry and enjoy eating.

Weed affects the area of your brain concerned with digestion, it is used to help anorexics and such sometimes. But I am now fairly certain that it can easily inhibit the natural function of that area. I want to eat, this is not very usual for me.

I like it!
Part of it, I think, is I trained myself to enjoy weed more than food. Every time I have fasted, I smoked.

Oh, yeah. There are some studies that show that people who smoke pot regularly have a thinner average than people who don't. It probably has some sort of regulatory function.

Really?! Time to start smoking more

MINTY FRESH

CUUUTE FERD!

I dyed it a seafoam green color now  my hair is probably crying from all the dye. Will take a pic after I shower

One of my tires got shredded up by ice shards while trying to escape my snow/ice parking lot 

HI