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Apple Talk / Re: The homeopathy one was pulled but...

« on: August 18, 2014, 09:28:16 pm »

Damn it, I thought the whole point of this "humanity" experiment is to get smarter over time.

No, it's just to keep making primates.

Point.




Depressing, depressing point.

People  even educated people - keep assuming that evolution has a goal.  Because it's nice to think that there's someone driving the bus, yanno?

But there isn't.

Um... the goal of evolution is my children growing unicorn horns and farting rainbows. OBVIOUSLY.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 02:35:22 pm »

You need a job, so you might move to Buffalo.


DOES NOT COMPUTE.

My friend needs a roommate, I need to move, cheap rent. BAM PROBLEM SOLVED. Theres more jobs in Buffalo then where I live now at least. I CAN BE A PROFESSIONAL SNOWMAN BUILDER.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 02:30:22 pm »

Well, that's a relief.


So, in what ways are you aquiring currency in order to provide for caloric intake and shelter?

I am currently living off my savings account until I get a new jerb. And I might move to Buffalo  I WANTED TO GO WARMER NOT COLDER

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 02:27:07 pm »

I'm really having a hard time with you being a college graduate and joining the rest of us humans in the real world.

I never graduated if that makes you feel any better 

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 02:23:00 pm »

I BELIEVE SO. UNLESS YOU STOPPED AGING AN I DID NOT!

Ima be 27 on friday

You are 16.   

  UR NOT MY REAL MOM

If you're 27, then I am damn near 46, and that is BULLSHIT and I am NOT HAVING IT.  So you go back to high school, pls.  kthxbye

OH HELL NAW. The furthest back I am willing to go is 1 day before turning 26 before I got kicked off the good health insurance

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 02:19:07 pm »

I BELIEVE SO. UNLESS YOU STOPPED AGING AN I DID NOT!

Ima be 27 on friday

You are 16.   

  UR NOT MY REAL MOM

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 01:24:58 pm »

I dick around on the internet. So basically the same thing as when I joined 10 years ago. But with more alcohol involved!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 01:15:31 pm »

I BELIEVE SO. UNLESS YOU STOPPED AGING AN I DID NOT!

Ima be 27 on friday

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 01:12:14 pm »

ALPHABET SOUP MAN!

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

« on: August 18, 2014, 12:47:43 pm »

 

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

« on: February 11, 2014, 02:31:57 pm »

One weird thing since switching from weed to nicotine: I am hungry and enjoy eating.

Weed affects the area of your brain concerned with digestion, it is used to help anorexics and such sometimes. But I am now fairly certain that it can easily inhibit the natural function of that area. I want to eat, this is not very usual for me.

I like it!
Part of it, I think, is I trained myself to enjoy weed more than food. Every time I have fasted, I smoked.

Oh, yeah. There are some studies that show that people who smoke pot regularly have a thinner average than people who don't. It probably has some sort of regulatory function.

Really?! Time to start smoking more

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook

« on: February 11, 2014, 12:55:06 pm »

MINTY FRESH

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook

« on: February 11, 2014, 11:54:08 am »

CUUUTE FERD!

I dyed it a seafoam green color now  my hair is probably crying from all the dye. Will take a pic after I shower

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

« on: February 06, 2014, 05:23:11 am »

One of my tires got shredded up by ice shards while trying to escape my snow/ice parking lot 

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook

« on: February 06, 2014, 01:24:20 am »

HI