News:

That's okay, I know how to turn my washing machine into a centrifuge if need be.

Main Menu
Menu

Show posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Show posts Menu

Topics - Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1
I waited too long to buy something cause I'm dumb and now I have to write a thing and the book isn't in the bookstore and I cant have it shipped in time  :horrormirth:

if anyone has an ebook or pdf of PETER THE GREAT by Paul Bushkovitch plz to send my way. And if it is a legit copy you had to pay for and everything I can pp you some borrowing money or something idk.
#2
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / PEOPLE SUCK
October 20, 2011, 07:59:18 AM
chinese toddler run over by car, people ignore her and keep walking

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503543_162-20121691-503543.html
#6
WHAAAAAA  :aaa: <----- this
#7
"The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos"

QuoteOn 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. Another drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes


:lulz: :lulz:


its a pdf if anyone wants it
http://www.nmr.nl/nmr/binary/retrieveFile?instanceid=16&itemid=2574&style=home
#8
STEP A) JOIN THE BRACKET GROUP. http://apps.facebook.com/cbssports/groups/group/234160

STEP 2) ACTUALLY REMEMBER TO FILL OUT YOUR BRACKETS, SOME OF YOU HAVE TROUBLE WITH THIS STEP

STEP LAST) GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!



KTHXBAI

-FRED
#9
HI!

There is a website http://www.garmz.com/ where you upload your sketches and then they get voted on and then the people make your design (unless its totally not practical) and sell it and you get some monies!

anyway.... VOTE FOR MINE  :lulz: CAUSE I WANT THEM TO MAKES IT.
http://www.garmz.com/u/qxIDd
ALSO LIKE IT ON FACEBOOK SO I LOOK POPULAR.  :D


KTHXBYE
#10
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / I HATE YOU ALLL
September 28, 2010, 05:49:56 AM
FROM FRED. HATE. U ,. ALLLLL


ECH AGGREES. WE HHATES YOU


BAGGGINNANNANSNNSSSSSSSSS I MEAN,,....BITCHEESSSSSSSSS
. HATTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

U ALL FUCKIN SUCK

WHINING ABOUT EVERTYTHING

SHUT THE FUCK UOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


BYE


<3 FRED N ECH,. HAW
]






U SUCK
#11
QuoteFor those who care, and I understand if you don't: Today I quit being a Christian. I'm out. I remain committed to Christ as always but not to being "Christian" or to being part of Christianity. It's simply impossible for me to 'belong' to this quarrelsome, hostile, disputatious, and deservedly infamous group. For ten ...years, I've tried. I've failed. I'm an outsider. My conscience will allow nothing else.

As I said below, I quit being a Christian. I'm out. In the name of Christ, I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat. I refuse to be anti-secular humanism. I refuse to be anti-science. I refuse to be anti-life. In the name of ...Christ, I quit Christianity and being Christian. Amen.



I bet she did this because vampires are so profitable right now  :lol:
#12
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/06/15/touchdown-jesus-burns-to-ground-as-porn-shop-goes-unscathed/

QuoteThe "Touchdown Jesus," a six-story tall statue (also known as "Big Butter Jesus") outside an Ohio church, was torched by a lightning bolt late Monday night and completely incinerated. In a demonstration of God's keen sense of irony, the "Hollywood Hustler" sign at a nearby porn shop was left unscathed, .

Quote"God struck God, I like the irony. Jesus struck Jesus," Dawn Smith, 25, told the Dayton Daily News. "I had to see it. What else are you going to do on a Monday night?"

:lulz:
#13
HAI. i have recently broke the part of my tablet that goes into the computer. its a usb thingy
i dropped something in it and it caved in. HOW I FIX?
or...does anyone know if there are places that will take the metal thinger out and put a new one on?
I DONT WANNA PAY 300$ FOR A NEW TABLET  :x :x :x
#14
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1255453/SeaWorld-whale-killed-Dawn-Brancheau-stoned-death.html
Quote
Whale that killed its trainer at SeaWorld 'must be stoned to death', says American religious group

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
#15
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/02/opinion/02brooks.html

QuoteHe was hunted by about 50 Germans and left a trail in the deep snow. He'd lost one boot and sock, and he was bleeding from where his big toe had been shot off. He scrambled across the island and swam successively across the icy sound to two other islands

...

Up in the mountains, he skied through severe winter storms. One night, he started an avalanche. He fell at least 300 feet, smashed his skis and suffered a severe concussion. His body was buried in snow, but his head was sticking out. He lost sense of time and self-possession. He was blind, the snow having scorched the retinas of his eyes.
#16
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!

http://www.swarthmore.edu/x27718.xml
#18
....WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

moar later.....maybe....
#19
Discordian Recipes / OPERATION DELICIOUS LEMON CAKE
July 01, 2008, 02:15:17 AM
MISSION: COMPLETE


#20
if you are considering throwing your vote away remember to throw it away on ME!

write me in for which ever party you feel like!!

Also, my campaign is currently taking donations!!!

kthxbaiiiiiiiii

VOTE4MENAOOOOO
#21
Bring and Brag / FRED ART
September 04, 2007, 05:44:07 PM
yes because i stay up alnight to do this shit. so you have to look at it. cause i said so

shitty ass camera. bah

#23
Bring and Brag / a sober poem for you
March 06, 2007, 12:05:51 AM
rubber cement
does not make
good condom
please eat you childen
OVENS!
there once was a blizzard
it made me cry
WOE!
and now it is time
for me to rhyme
kthxbye
#24
Or Kill Me / thsui is he bedt ran uaaaaaa!
February 25, 2007, 07:35:57 AM
i amn dfoidng to ewrire a  reant npw
i am snbsu you are sll siducjhkk of my dunk posting if thes hert formsus
bey if ont caifde bscayse that al s i  xiod
soehre is my rsy
RANTRANTERANT
i hats peopel nmer jsurtn rgi
thes spidss ny off and dmake eme wnat tot vhry  :cry:
ims am beigng duck ans emo dirnk prormd right nrop
PORON
heaaaaa
:cry: :cry: :cry: :lol: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
ozmerg EMO hahahhaha
inco9cntlcusisn]
contiukne your ficne work
ilove you slllll
cepyt i rally dont
HAHAHHAHA u usck  :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
i love they cru fads :cry: lol
#25
Bring and Brag / o fuk i write dis poeam four YOUUU
February 24, 2007, 07:49:51 PM
there once was a noodle name fred
she wish everyone were dead
she pulled ourt a bomb
AND SAID MERRY CHRISTMASN
I LOVE JESUS
HALKLELJUAH AMEN BROTHA
the enfding



see its a poem cuz the first two lines rhhyme. seeeeee?
YES! I WIN!
#26
Or Kill Me / this is a not rant. im bored
February 26, 2006, 11:12:30 PM
Twelve people sit on a wall. One is eating a mango. That has no significance. Except the mango is full of worms. Yum protein. Now if one person kicked another in the face and danced the tango (which btw, rhymes with mango) what time is breakfast? Blither blither blither. Sounds like slither. Wither wither, my brain withers. Withers in the sun. I like raisins. They remind me of rat shit and celery, which is not a good snack. It gives you rabies or herpes or babies. No cure for any of those. Maybe in 50 years they can cure stupidity. I really need that. Or some new socks. Mine have holes. Like my thought process. Process,ĶProcessed meat. Porcupines. Popsicles. Porpoise? No not that. Gives you indigestion. Intestine. Infestation. Like tapeworms. They aren,Äôt sticky like tape. They don,Äôt keep boxes together. Tape is nice. You could wrap your head in tape. Rip all your hair off. Might as well use a chainsaw. Get rid of some unneeded body parts. Really I see no need for any of your body parts. Your bodily presence is merely annoying. How long would you last floating in a giant bottle on the ocean? If you lived in a giant bottle, I bet you would eventually drown in your own piss. How pleasant. I would rather drown in ice-cream. Ben & Jerry,Äôs Cherry Garcia. Why did they name a cherry Garcia? Esteban would have been better. Esteban is my neighbour. He likes mangoes. But he doesn,Äôt like walls. Walls limit your view. So do basements. They are cold. They are dark. They are boring. This is boring. I am boring. What? I forget. In conclusion: eat tacos everyday.
the end
#27
Literate Chaotic / Bedtime stories by Fred
December 23, 2005, 02:24:45 AM
for children and whatnot!

THE GREAT STORY OF ...Um.....STUFF

once upon a time there was a llama........llama is a funny word...llama llama llama llama llama llama llama! heh heh. pantaloons is also funny, but takes more time to type so i will not repeat that one. how are you today? i'm good. i like coffee. and bean sprouts. you probablly dont know what those are. that is when a jet plane crashes into aborted bean fetus, which lands in a nuclear war zone and grows into a beautiful ballerina! hooray! then you stirfry it. and buddha rejoices. the world is full of calm until peter jackson looks at kim jong il's hair and makes a movie about it staring nicole kidman as a porn star and my right sock as the hair. the movie gets a huge reputation before release, but millions are dissapointed when they realize that there is actually a plot and they have to pay attention. they revolt and pop the US secret supply of kettle corn, killing dick cheney, who is brought back to life with botox and chicken livers, creating a super human power who cannot be defeated! the world is in chaos as dick runs the world and eats small children for breakfast. but luckily he is killed by his one weakness: constipation. thank you, thank you! here's my buisness card! call me for your next bat mitzvah!.......wtf ?

TEH ENDING
#28
Or Kill Me / OH SO IMPORTANTS!
December 14, 2005, 09:17:33 PM
yes for this is where i do the thing with the writingng
SDNNSAD
OK
FRED+ (DOUBLE SHOT ESPRESSO COFFEE x 2) + (EXAMS3hours x 2) = OMGWTFPENIS

yes so todya

i am like writewritewrite on this thing
for hwhwo where what blah blah
therese some italian dooods
blah bka napoleon
AND SO I WRITE

blahblah
question like:
blahblah mind over come force? (<--napoleon say weirdness like this)
FUCK NO YOUR MIND WONT OVERCOME MY FUCKING BULLET, CUNTFACE

yay!

an i  like coconut

in the conclusion: YUMMY!

oh yea and remember take a shower. i think some peopl smell vrty bad! like ass and dirty underwear.
#29
Or Kill Me / MUFFIN PANTS SEXXORS
November 28, 2005, 01:56:39 AM
this is not a rant. this is just ...um..me typing
because i am bored and you you will all suffer with the great eye bothersome  fizzle rizzle words! yes! what is tastyness
AND SO today it was discovered that rice is a very tasty creature with which you throw at your friends. They appreciate this greatly and will give you shiney coins in return! Hoo- ra! What a great money-making plan! Oh rich will be us. Apparently You should keep you friends close and your enemies closer in bed, or something like that. This is a good plan with which I will kill much halibut!
Oh fishy fishy I hate you so! Fish are evil creatures out to make an armie of uglies with which to pick apart our toes and bake a cake out of ugly people. I wouldn,Äôt want to eat that cake. And neither would your pants.
AND SO when I crush you like a flat can into a lovely jar of salted peanuts you will thank me greatly and give me presents. I really like presents. I never get them. How sad =( but this is not my purpose! I am here to tell you about the best new brand Vacuum! The Slutzor8738! It sucks EVERYTHING
AND SO I want a really big cup to drink orange juice from. A sparkley one! My orange juice only deserves the best. It is so sexy, it can work for under wear model. But secretly I hate oranges. They squirt nastyness in your eye and make you yell and shout profanity infront of your 5th grade teacher which doesn,Äôt please her. But she is old and droopy like melting taffy and thinks that you need to be hit in the head with a waffle iron!
Ouch my head is in funny squares! Please pour syrup on me. I prefer bluberry.
AND SO little children will be fed to my mother, who is an angry giant pillow case of great munchies.

kthxbye
#30
Or Kill Me / my rant is shorter then this title
November 02, 2005, 03:13:56 AM
fuck i HATE people.
#31
Or Kill Me / random
October 05, 2005, 03:24:35 AM
i feel like my brain is on a piece of string, and some one is twirling it about their head. im not sure the air is doing my brain much good.  too bad i cant implant google into my skull. mirrors are shiney i like them. hmm.. i want to break little glass people right now. if i were made of glass i would be rather clear...you would be able to see all my pee..how sad. yellow is an unfortunate colour. green is rather agreeable.  like grass. i like grass...except i really hate it. it makes me sneeze and spiders live in it. spiders will destroy the universe one day..they are evil...like whales. whales remind me of spleens. but i like spleens. and buttered toast. but food is making me angry right now. it just refuses to taste good. fucking whore. isnt fucking whore kinda redundant? like dirty hippie. i hate tie dye. except for when i like it.
like people. i like people. except when i hate them. and socks. and burritos.
i will shut up now.  except im not talking so i cant....
:( ? im confused
#32
Or Kill Me / not a rant
September 27, 2005, 04:01:31 AM
i want to rant  but i have nothing to rant about.
this is rather unfortunate.
hmm...
i will just say things for your benefit then

important notes:

1) Hashbrowns CANNOT be mushy

2) I am glad that there is no scratch and sniff internet

3) girls who run up, squeal, and hug each other after being apart for only an hour need to be shot

4) if we arent supposed to sniff the chemicals, why do they smell so good?

5) i just got a paper cut  :(


kthxbye


edit:

grrr im angry eat my pants argh!  :evil:
#33
Bring and Brag / noodley stuffs
July 04, 2005, 01:46:53 AM
blah blah

this is bad painting i never bother finish

#34
Very important thoughts between two Great and Holy Popes:

Garbery Warbery, the Naked Lotion of DOOM, Incarnate Noodle of Ramen Bowl XIII, KSC
AND
Damnit Sites! High Priest of Dagger Penguins, KSC

as recorded by the holy scribe Eh Aye Em

hereby refered to as Noodle and Sites

Noodle: siteees
Sites: garbeeeer
Noodle: what is up now
Sites: oh man, garber, the ground is up now
Sites: and the sky is down
Noodle: holy chao!
Sites: yeah!!
Noodle: how did this happen sites?
Sites: well.
Sites: there was this little, green man.
Sites: and he decided that the world was boring.
Sites: so he made it interesting by planting bright red bean plants.
Noodle: are they edible???
Sites: yeah!
Sites: and the bean plants grew and grew.
Sites: the green man ate the beans!
Sites: and this is how the sky went down and the ground went up!
Sites: do you understand?
Noodle: yes like a bowl of chili!
Sites: yeah exaxtly!
Sites: except without the tomatoes
Noodle: nono never those
Noodle: chicken chili tho. it is better
Sites: YEAH!  chicken chili.  without tomatoes and with lots of red beans.
SoccerQueen2608: this is what the earth is now.
Noodle: and purple green beans, right sites? >=)
Sites: yeah!!
Noodle: hehehe
Sites: but those can only be the ones for the people who think that chicken chili is made of goats
Noodle: or chinchillas
Sites: OH NO NOT THEM
Sites: they are too furry for their own good
Noodle: and shiney
Sites: they shine?
Sites: they have sand
Noodle: they have shiney fur
Noodle: and they look cute
Noodle: until you get close
Noodle: THEN THEY CHEW YOUR EYES OUT
Sites: 0_0
Sites: OH MAN THAT'S WORSE THAN HAMSTERS
Noodle: WAY WORSE
Sites: they only bite your nose
Sites: GARBER, WE HAVE TO GO FEED THE CHINCHILLAS BEANS
Noodle: PURPLE GREEN BEANS
Noodle: THEN THEY WILL CATCH ON FIRE
Sites: OH YAY
Sites: and explode?!
Sites: if they dont do that, we must feed them different beans
Noodle: ummm.....pink beans?
Noodle: then they will turn gay and not be able to reproduce
Sites: oooooh, that is a good plan
Noodle: we are devious
Sites: yeah, man... the most devious of all...
Sites: WE know how to knock out the whole chinchilla race...
Noodle: AND THEIR PET POODLES TOO!
Sites: OH NO GARBER I FORGOT ABOUT THEM!
Noodle: ITS OK
Noodle: they are emo poodles and will sit and cry in the dark with out their chinchilla masters
Sites: YEESSS.
Sites: then we can throw guitars at them, and makes the write silly, depressed music?
Noodle: YES
Noodle: until they are killed by heavey metal bands
Sites: ahh, true, true.
Sites: then we will have a chichilla, poodle, and boredless world that is upside down and has happy music.
Sites: and the world can live in chaos.
#35
Or Kill Me / STUFF
May 22, 2005, 05:36:47 PM
i want to be cool and have a sermon too
so here i go:

*AHEM*

SERMON VERSION 5.354.2 - AK2948.6 - 11575Y

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: RAMEN SERMON MEDIA CO.

A-TEN-CHUN

hello i shall now sermonize you with my special sermon machine.
rants are boring
and so forth
making fun of people tastes like good cheese
and good cheese is rather good
therefore go poke your friends while eating cheese
but dont poke them with the cheese. that ruins it.
and my foot just fell asleep

in conclusion people need to drink more orange juice

/end stuff
#36
Literate Chaotic / Noodle's Nutty Nonsense
April 19, 2005, 12:46:43 AM