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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: November 20, 2021, 07:20:18 am »

To me, the word FAP always sounded like a disease.

Sorry boss, can't come to work today,  I've come down with a bad case of the Fap.

The Commander
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Principia Discussion / Re: Crossdressing for Chaos

« on: October 24, 2021, 10:18:57 pm »

yoink?

Is that a euphemism?

The Commander
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Principia Discussion / Crossdressing for Chaos

« on: October 18, 2021, 06:10:53 pm »

So...can traditional binary gender roles be considered creative order, or is their strict adherence destructive order? If the later, then it follows all non-binary gender expressions would be some form of creative chaos and blessed by Eris, right?

I just want to confirm that when I shave my legs and slip on some nylon stockings, it is as holy an act as it feels.

I mean....asking for a friend.

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: October 14, 2021, 02:37:28 am »

A zookeeper who finds out that the animals are going to be killed would release them to fend for themselves

Do whats morally right

DRONE APOCALYPSE:  TUCSON   

You keep making Tuscon more and more appealing.

I might have to retire there.

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: October 08, 2021, 11:02:49 pm »

Does that technically make Cramulus a meme?

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is down look busy elsewhere

« on: October 05, 2021, 06:37:49 am »

Time to move to LinkedIn, everyone

It might be more efficient to use tin cans connected by strings.

The Commander
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Or Kill Me / Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS

« on: October 05, 2021, 06:35:27 am »

I hope Discordians haven't fallen for the government's tricks. Don't take the jab.

I'm willing to take a left hook. Is the government offering those?

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: October 04, 2021, 09:58:14 pm »

There was this, but this isn't pissed off.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29353.msg1055716.html#msg1055716

Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Funny how the greatest communication device in the history of mankind can be so difficult to communicate on. I totally thought you were pissed off. Glad to know you weren't.

It was a fair point. I still like my fair share of pie and silliness, but getting close to 50 mellows you out a bit.  Maybe.

A bit.

The Commander
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Or Kill Me / Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS

« on: October 04, 2021, 05:31:48 pm »

Wait...is this a vaccine against fucking? If I take it, who am I going to dump all my stuff on when I die? I'm not sure folks have really thought this through.

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: I like boobs

« on: October 04, 2021, 05:28:22 pm »

Well...you never know...like myself,  they might pop back in from time to time.

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: October 04, 2021, 05:26:26 pm »

Oh...well I liked him....although I seem to recall really pissing you off last time I was active on the board.

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: I like boobs

« on: October 03, 2021, 07:38:57 am »

Too many to talk about...and I've had enough memories that my memory is like Swiss cheese.

There were certainly more women active on the board back then. What did you guys do to chase them away?

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: October 03, 2021, 07:35:02 am »

Me, too. 

Sometimes, I find myself wondering if Roger has spent any time in Detroit

I have.  It's not particularly weird, just old and busted.

Wait...your name is Roger? You're not The Good Reverend Roger are you?

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: The "Dead Internet" theory

« on: October 03, 2021, 07:32:03 am »

The bots probably drink better beer.

The Commander
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Apple Talk / Re: I'm not here.

« on: October 03, 2021, 07:30:24 am »

Hmmm...creative chaos = evolution and personal growth perhaps? I heard a quote the ather day along the lines of..."If you are the same person now that you were 30 years ago, all that time has been wasted."

The Commander
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