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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by rong on November 11, 2021, 04:28:20 am »Such clever
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on November 11, 2021, 12:08:32 am »Today's moment of I Shot Marvin In The Face: I hit a shredded tire in the intersection of Speedway and Stone, tearing the electrical harness out of the work truck and jamming up downtown traffic completely (like gridlocked) completely for 3 hours. We amused ourselves while waiting for the tow truck.
Billy: "On the plus side, we made the traffic report."
SD: *hanging out the back window of the crew cab screaming at the next car like Acosta in Fear & Loathing.*
Norton: *took a different truck and wound up having to do the abatement survey by himself*
Me: *dancing in my seat to Daft Punk*
Billy: "On the plus side, we made the traffic report."
SD: *hanging out the back window of the crew cab screaming at the next car like Acosta in Fear & Loathing.*
Norton: *took a different truck and wound up having to do the abatement survey by himself*
Me: *dancing in my seat to Daft Punk*
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by Doktor Howl on November 10, 2021, 08:42:25 pm »Everybody shut up.
Starting now.
I have extra mojo saved up, so do not test me.
Starting now.
I have extra mojo saved up, so do not test me.
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by Q. G. Pennyworth on November 10, 2021, 01:37:04 pm »96
High Weirdness / Re: 1 Pyle
« Last post by hirley0 on November 10, 2021, 06:23:15 am »10?39
12:34 Monday 11/22 and 12:40 for ?
12:34 Monday 11/22 and 12:40 for ?
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High Weirdness / Re: 2 So B
« Last post by hirley0 on November 10, 2021, 06:22:36 am »11/16/size]
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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins
« Last post by rong on November 09, 2021, 10:16:05 pm »Born to lose
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by Zenpatista on November 09, 2021, 05:09:39 am »I saw a Dobbshead sticker on a brand new Dodge Charger. Now I can't get that old Don Henley song out of my head.
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on November 08, 2021, 10:39:00 pm »Morning Meeting.
Me: "Okay, I think everyone here knows each other from the old days, except Norton and Sideways Dave."
SD: *growls*
Norton: "How did you get the name Sideways Dave?"
SD: "IT WAS ONLY THE ONE TIME! I DIDN'T MAKE A HABIT OF IT, PENDEJO!"
Billy: "You only HAD to do that once."
Me: "Yeah, the only reason you're not in jail is that nobody really foresaw the NEED to illegalize it."
Billy: "You are in fact the black swan of perverts."
Norton: "No, seriously, what did he do?"
Me: "Norton, sometimes a noodle story is best left as a noodle story. If I tell you, it's gonna fuck up your head and then Renee will cut me."
SD: *grins*
Billy: "Besides, what are the odds he'll ever have access to a pressure suit again?"
SD: *sad face*
Norton: *looks a little nervous*
Billy: "It's good to be back, boss."
SD: "BUENO!"
Norton: "I caught that reference."
Me: "We're going to great things, Norton."
Me: "Okay, I think everyone here knows each other from the old days, except Norton and Sideways Dave."
SD: *growls*
Norton: "How did you get the name Sideways Dave?"
SD: "IT WAS ONLY THE ONE TIME! I DIDN'T MAKE A HABIT OF IT, PENDEJO!"
Billy: "You only HAD to do that once."
Me: "Yeah, the only reason you're not in jail is that nobody really foresaw the NEED to illegalize it."
Billy: "You are in fact the black swan of perverts."
Norton: "No, seriously, what did he do?"
Me: "Norton, sometimes a noodle story is best left as a noodle story. If I tell you, it's gonna fuck up your head and then Renee will cut me."
SD: *grins*
Billy: "Besides, what are the odds he'll ever have access to a pressure suit again?"
SD: *sad face*
Norton: *looks a little nervous*
Billy: "It's good to be back, boss."
SD: "BUENO!"
Norton: "I caught that reference."
Me: "We're going to great things, Norton."