Principia Discordia

That's right. Blight's thread inspired me to start this. ITT, tell someone how much you appreciate them being here on PD.

To get the ball rolling:

Blight, I admire your dedication to the GASMs that you participate in. I also appreciate the things you said in my OKM, and I think your thread was a brilliant idea, especially since we tend to forget that we are all people, and not just Internet spags. Keep up the great work.  :)

Thanks Phox, this made me smile, and part of the reason why I appreciate you being here.

And so I don't turn into too much of a softy here, I will make no further compliments to anyone within this thread. I'm already doing it elsewhere. :)

I can play along with this...

Rodger's recent bits and pieces have made me want to believe (and sometimes, really believe) in giants, and have given that kick to remind me it's worth working towards deserving the title.

Cram, is probably, for my money, the most exciting Discordian figure around at present.

I can't name everyone involved in Hey Jim/The Spider Project but those two are some of my most favourite works inside or outside of the Discordian context.

On that note Roaring Biscuit; I was never a real fan of the BIP itself, but the 'Musings of a Faceless Man' really put it together in the most wonderful way, and is a favourite of mine.

Also, Net's generosity and work on those wonderful stickers, I'm just stunned (also in a small town so haven't done a lot with them yet).

James is hugely exciting to me just in terms of having very clear drive and vision.

ECH shoots straight without being a dick.

Lysergic gets points for just being in the same country, but I also enjoy as a fellow poster.

Subetai (who possibly doesn't know it; but whose present name can also be understood as 'desire to control' in Japanese) is savagely well informed, and able to articulate that knowledge in very accessible terms for us serfs.

RHWN, to be honest beyond the punnery I love that you're able to give the benefit of your knowledge developed through meaningful work to this board.

Other posters, please don't piddle on me if your name doesn't jump out at me, Nigel, PHox, Twid, Charlie, Yatto, Suu, Khara, Kai... and really everyone, it's so wonderful to see such a variety of intentions, ages, genders, missions etc. I very much would be pleased to meet any of you (with your permissions).

This board has really knocked my creative drive up to a real solid level, kept me thinking and developing ideas, given testing ground and given me a community who I hope to be able to regard, in many ways as artistic contemporaries.

And now, procrastination must stop :(

I thought of some more things to say about some people.

Sir Coyote - You make me laugh in almost every thread you post in. I appreciate your sense of humor, and you add a valuable dynamic to the forum.

Nigel - You are very intelligent and very pretty. You add a lot to any conversation you take part in, and I wish i could be half the person you are one day.

Roger - You made me feel welcome from day one, and I never stopped looking up to you.

Freeky - Though I don't really interact with you much, you make me smile, and I think you are quite pretty.

ECH - You seem like an intelligent guy, and I can't help but laugh when you insult my taste in music.

Kai - You are very smart, and though I don't understand all of the things you post, I generally come away with a new understanding. Also, you are super cute.  :oops:

LMNO - You contribute a lot, and I like your music.  

Semaj - I had a lot of fun with our feud, and I thought your WOMP of me was great.

That is all i have to say for now, but I will think of more to say.

Thanks Dingo.  :)

I have two people in mind for this thread if they don't post in mine (Roger and Cram). I'll hold out for a few days, and then post in here anyway if they don't/

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2010, 05:17:33 AM
Thanks Dingo.  :)

I have two people in mind for this thread if they don't post in mine (Roger and Cram). I'll hold out for a few days, and then post in here anyway if they don't/

And LMNO and that's it.

Fuck, I like most of you assholes.

Right. Time to spread some good vibes.

Roger-Probably the best writer I know, and someone I'm honored I know, if only in an online sense. In a couple ways, TGRR is the poster here who's had the most impact on me. I've had some of my best conversation here with him, and some of my most frustrating arguments. He caused me to rethink my opinion on the death penalty, and he's reignited my desire to really change things, both locally and globally.

Dingo-One of those people who really does walk the walk. In the time you've been here, you've really impressed me with your ability to get a project done. You've got an ability to just sit down and work that I have to strive at. I really enjoyed your script and can't wait to see what you do next.

Cain/Subetai-Probably the smartest guy I know, and most definitely the most aware. I always keep an eye out for one of Cain's posts, because I know that I'll come away from it both educated and excited. The man has taught me more than my entire High School history course.

Nigel-Haven't always got along with you, but you're still another one of my favorites here. A beautiful woman, both in personality and in appearance. Only a mental defective would not find you likable.

Phox-Enjoyed our vendetta. All in all, you're just a fun person to go up against.

Cram-Brilliant bastard and a very cool guy. Nuff said.

Charlie-Even though he's gone, would like to include him. I really loved his writing, and liked him as a person. Really enjoyed helping him with the WTU thing, even if all I did was send a letter. Really wish he would come back.

Dok Blight-Wins points for his thread, as does Phox, forgot to mention. A real good guy by my reckoning, always there to remind people of the good things.

I love all of  you guys and I love this forum. In the year or so I've been here, you've inspired and challenged me. Finding this forum is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. So, if any of you need a hand with anything, ever, just let me know. I'll do whatever I can to help. I'd follow you guys to hell and back, because you're probably some of the best friends I have.

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 14, 2010, 06:25:23 AM

Dok Blight-Wins points for his thread, as does Phox, forgot to mention. A real good guy by my reckoning, always there to remind people of the good things.

I love all of  you guys and I love this forum. In the year or so I've been here, you've inspired and challenged me. Finding this forum is one of the best things that has ever happened to me. So, if any of you need a hand with anything, ever, just let me know. I'll do whatever I can to help. I'd follow you guys to hell and back, because you're probably some of the best friends I have.

I'm an optimist, and always will be. I'll be the worst Doktor in PD history. And I agree, you're some of the best friends I've had too. I'll always get your back, any of you, except for Weltburger (even if I did say something nice you Swiss fuckhead), Poptard and Ruby.

All of you RealSpags are automatically cool with me, even if I disagree with you.

Roger- You ultimately inspired my hippie ass thread that spawned this one. I'm actually praying for you.

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 14, 2010, 05:09:02 AM

ECH shoots straight without being a dick.

:(

I guess I need to start trying harder.

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 14, 2010, 07:11:14 AM

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 14, 2010, 05:09:02 AM

ECH shoots straight without being a dick.

:(

I guess I need to start trying harder.

Psst... This is a good thing you glorious bearded spag.... Take it from a recent noob...

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 14, 2010, 07:11:14 AM

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 14, 2010, 05:09:02 AM

ECH shoots straight without being a dick.

:(

I guess I need to start trying harder.

If it's any consolation I think you are a dick.

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 14, 2010, 07:27:26 AM

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 14, 2010, 07:11:14 AM

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 14, 2010, 05:09:02 AM

ECH shoots straight without being a dick.

:(

I guess I need to start trying harder.

I will second that, but coming from me, that's a compliment.  :D

If it's any consolation I think you are a dick.

Quote from: Phox on November 14, 2010, 07:32:00 AM

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 14, 2010, 07:27:26 AM

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 14, 2010, 07:11:14 AM

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 14, 2010, 05:09:02 AM

ECH shoots straight without being a dick.

:(

I guess I need to start trying harder.

I will second that, but coming from me, that's a compliment.  :D

If it's any consolation I think you are a dick.

Thanks for making me look like a dick. You dick. :lulz:

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 14, 2010, 07:11:14 AM

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 14, 2010, 05:09:02 AM

ECH shoots straight without being a dick.

:(

I guess I need to start trying harder.

You're not a dick. You're doing it right. That's what's important. Being a dick is too easy.

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 14, 2010, 07:27:26 AM

Quote from: First City Hustle on November 14, 2010, 07:11:14 AM

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 14, 2010, 05:09:02 AM

ECH shoots straight without being a dick.

:(

I guess I need to start trying harder.

If it's any consolation I think you are a dick.

:awesome:

Quote from: Phox on November 14, 2010, 05:13:26 AM
Kai - You are very smart, and though I don't understand all of the things you post, I generally come away with a new understanding. Also, you are super cute.  :oops:

Phox, if you weren't in upside down land, I would have your babies. Seriously.


All the old timers know how much I love them. 6 years, baby.

Roger, for being the most horrendously misanthropic being I have ever had the chance to converse with, and at the same time being one of the most loyal and kind. Your phone calls always make me laugh

ECH, for being one of the oldest friends I've had anywhere. You've seen me grow up over the years, from the beginning of undergrad to a nearly master's degree. You took me under your wing back in 2004, for which I am eternally grateful.

Cain, for being one of the most intelligent people I have ever known, and for supplying understanding of topics I would never ever have the courage to venture into on my own. You make politics, government and international relations make sense.

LMNO, for being an excellent human being, and a badass musician. There have been times where I've needed someone to talk with, someone to give me advice, and you've been there.

RWHN, for being the most irreputable punster I have ever had the pleasure to know. It hurts, and I love you for it.


To the newcomers from 2005 on, thanks for keeping this the sort of community that we always wanted. I know I've been crazy, I've gone batshit more than once, but I keep on coming back, and you keep on letting me come back.

BadBeast - We've had some good times here and elsewhere. I hope to join you on expeditions to a few other sites when I get time.

Subetai - You are incredibly intelligent, and I always read what you have to say on political topics, and I always learn something from your comments.

BabylonHoruv - You seem like a really cool guy, and I would like to interact with you more.

Cram - What can I say? Your stuff is always great, and I like your mustache.

Suu - The few times I've interacted with you have been completely positive, and I think you and I have more in common than we have yet discovered.

RWHN - Your insufferable puns make me laugh, and you seem like a great guy.

So there are a few more that came to mind. More to come.

Quote from: Kai on November 14, 2010, 04:31:09 PM

Quote from: Phox on November 14, 2010, 05:13:26 AM
Kai - You are very smart, and though I don't understand all of the things you post, I generally come away with a new understanding. Also, you are super cute.  :oops:

Phox, if you weren't in upside down land, I would have your babies. Seriously.

Thanks Kai.  :)

THIS THREAD MAKES ME VOMIT

Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 14, 2010, 06:14:25 PM
THIS THREAD MAKES ME VOMIT

Fred, you're awesome. But you already knew that. Also, I knew you hate threads like this, so I honored you by leaving you out of my oldies list.

Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 14, 2010, 06:14:25 PM
THIS THREAD MAKES ME VOMIT

:lulz:

I like you Fred. I don't have a specific reason for it though. Also, i thought about adding the word "sickening" to the title when I made the thread. Guess what?  :lulz:

Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 14, 2010, 06:14:25 PM
THIS THREAD MAKES ME VOMIT

yeah, but you vomit at the drop of a hat. :lulz:

this thread makes me want to chug mineral oil.

I LOVE FRED'S VOMIT

Dear [insert your nick], i always enjoyed the stuff you write. You are smart and funny.

So when does the gang bang begin?

as soon as your mom gets here.

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 14, 2010, 05:09:02 AM
RHWN, to be honest beyond the punnery I love that you're able to give the benefit of your knowledge developed through meaningful work to this board.

Give?  You'll be getting the invoice soon. 

Quote from: Kai on November 14, 2010, 04:31:09 PM
RWHN, for being the most irreputable punster I have ever had the pleasure to know. It hurts, and I love you for it.

That's what she says.

:rimshot:

I still to this day wonder how it is I ended up being married to a hot wife. 

Dear [insert your nick], i always enjoyed the stuff you write. You are smart and funny.
                               /
So when does the gang bang begin?
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uhm, I like you guys. If I had to pick two Discordians to give awards to right now it would be

DIMO and PLACID DINGO

dimo because you're living electric

and placid dingo for the musings of a faceless man, probably my favorite piece of Discordiana published in 2009


but there is no time to rest on our laurels, cats -- it is the eve of 2011 -- high time to go ding-dong-ditch the future

and here's an X-post from Alty's thread --- because it's relevant

Quote from: Alty on November 14, 2010, 07:41:19 PM
Jesus fucking christ, SRSLY?

A) You take the one religion that doesn't require anyone's approval or any community and you talk about it? What's there to say that would matter? You're fucking up my reason for avoiding social dynamics.

B) Whatta pack of assholes.




:lulz:

fucking cheers that, cat

I occasionally stop by this taoist forum

you'd think -- taoists -- probably a bunch of really chill, thoughtful, interesting people, if not a little sedate


but NOOOOOOOO - there are factions, assholes, pecking orders -- the tone is set by people who post most, so a few dicks manage to make the whole community fairly contentious


I think it has to do with the architecture of forums. Put a group of people in a forum environment for a long enough period of time and rather predictable dynamics will emerge, no matter what topic brings everybody together.


My hope for this place is lodged in the idea that it's a venue which can motivate people to meatspace action.

If we are a forum where people can come up with new ideas, rather than just linking us to cool ideas they read about on the net, then we are doing better than 95% of the forums out there on the net.

If you can put an idea on this forum and people will pick it up and develop it and run with it and turn it into something happening in the 3D universe, then we are doing better than 99% of the forums out there on the net.


All the social stuff we do here is cool, I'm glad to know all of you as friends. It's really sweet that I can travel to many places in the world and know I've probably got a couch to crash on. But it's also not what keeps me here, what I love about this place is that there's stuff like the Black Iron Prison, Intermittens, LOGD, Day of Discord, and stuff like that. I love that we keep brewing and disagreeing and stirring the pot, and that every so often we actually pull something cool out of that pot.

Despite all of you being possessed of odious personal habits, a nodding acquaintance with personal hygiene, and your insistance on being a primate-based species, I hate you guys less than the common run of hominds.

MOAR

I WANT MORE COMPLIMENTS

GIMME

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2010, 06:44:33 AM
Roger- You ultimately inspired my hippie ass thread that spawned this one. I'm actually praying for you.

FFS!  Don't do that shit.  You never know what might be listening.

The lovefest, it causes me worry for the future.

:ruby:

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 15, 2010, 03:41:52 PM
MOAR

I WANT MORE COMPLIMENTS

GIMME

Nice hair.








Pity about the whackjobbery.

 :lulz:

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 15, 2010, 03:41:52 PM
MOAR

I WANT MORE COMPLIMENTS

GIMME

Send me $29.95 plus processing and handling and I'll give you some compliments.

RWHN,
Specializing in uncomplimentary compliments. 

Ok, I can groove with this theme too...

LMNO: You were the first poster here who was unconditionally nice to me, and then was a dick to me for no reason within the same week, in this way was I schooled in the ways of PD.com.  Besides that, you are fantastically smart, know much more about Quantum theory than a layman has any reason to, likes pervy shit like me, and is interested in Kabala even if you don't believe in it wholeheartedly... also like me.  I still cherish that Inky Pinky Ponky thing you wrote for me on the fly, though you probably don't even remember it.  Also, it looks like you are a hell of a cook.

CAIN: You are frighteningly smart, you think seriously about how Discordianism is, or could be, connected to the historical Eris, and you have a low tolerance for bullshit, all aspects I deeply respect.  Also, your sense of humour is devlish and subtle, a wicked combination.

ROGER:  You have a plethora of admirable qualities, but what I respect most about you is your passion.  People today seem to thrive on being jaded and too cool for everything, and passion is what I love most in anyone, and you have enough to stock a medium sized city.  Despite this, or perhaps because of this, when your passion overrides logic and things go too far too fast, you are always willing to admit when you were wrong, and apologize for it.  More than that, you are more than willing to bury the hatchet with people you flat-out despised before, case in point: me and Daruko.  Also, you place two spaces after a full stop period, which not enough people do online.

ECH:  You are tough as nails, and yet can be as gentle as a kitten.  From what I can tell that is, we have still not had the pleasure of meeting IRL.  I love that you are never willing to be satisfied with a status quo on this site, even if the changes seem to rattle the natives, or possibly even BECAUSE the changes rattle the natives.  A lot of Discordians like to believe they are not neophobes, but these changes have proven that quite a few still love to live in the "safety of the same". Your writing has brought me to tears on a handful of occasions, not an easy feat.  Also, it looks like you are a hell of a cook.

NIGEL:  What I would write about you would be remarkably similar to what I wrote about Roger, which is perhaps a good reason why you both got along so well.  Your passion for the bizarre is unequaled, and you are one of the few people I enjoy reading about in my Facebook newsfeed.

MANGROVE:  Your knowledge on the esoteric is unequaled on this site, in my opinion... but beyond the vast knowledge you hold within your mind you are also wickedly funny.  Those two qualities are often mutually exclusive, but you wear both well.  I wish you posted more.

FRED:  You are Fred, there is nothing more to say.

NET:  Your graphic designs skills are amazing, actually amazing is not a good enough word.  The designs I have seen over the years on this site have been breath-taking, which is probably the main reason I gave you such a hard time over the fonts.  I'm not proud of my jealousy issues, but I will admit them.  You work is amazing.  Beyond that, and this may sound fake or ridiculous, but I greatly admire that you rebuffed me the two times I attempted to apologize to you... not because I'm so fantastic that it would take a great man to rebuff my apology... far from it, but I was over the line -waaaay over the line- both times, and sometimes apologies just are not good enough. actions have consequences. You have helped me learn that, and I appreciate that.

CRAM:  You basically are discordianism, to me.  You seem always to be bending your mind toward how we can use anything that pops up, and we need more like you.  Lots more like you.

Quote from: Hoopla on November 15, 2010, 04:04:41 PM
 Also, you place two spaces after a full stop period, which not enough people do online.

It's that damned Canadian education.  I'm still not right.

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 15, 2010, 03:41:52 PM
MOAR

I WANT MORE COMPLIMENTS

GIMME

Trip - I always enjoy when you post something in a tech thread, even if I rarely actually get it, I feel smarter for having read it.

I LIKE EVERYONE!


YOU LIKE THAT, ASSHOLES? HUH?!?!

my first impressions were cramulus' friendliness and roger's sickness wisdom.

and everyone else is a-ok in my book.

DEAL WITH IT.

I actually like everyone too.

Even the trolls :-(

Cram, Roger and LMNO-

You guys are awesome. No details. You're just awesome (See next line).

Also my thread is closed for business for the time being. Suddenly, I don't feel like giving out compliments. Post in there if you want, but just know that you have to just take the number and wait.

I just crapped a big greasy mess on my fucking couch.
Thanks Spags.

Quote from: Cramulus on November 15, 2010, 02:26:59 PM


uhm, I like you guys. If I had to pick two Discordians to give awards to right now it would be

DIMO and ROARING BISCUIT

dimo because you're living electric

and Biscuit for the musings of a faceless man, probably my favorite piece of Discordiana published in 2009

As much as I appreciate the sentiment...

All right, you assholes.

I just found this thread, and some of you said nice things to me. To this, I can only say; quit it.

ECH, you are a TOTAL dick, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

All right fuckers, I kind of love you. But whatever; let's just pretend this never happened, shall we? It'll be like that one time we went camping and got drunk and accidentally did the no-no dance, and didn't tell anyone or ever acknowledge it again.

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 16, 2010, 06:21:56 AM
Also my thread is closed for business for the time being. Suddenly, I don't feel like giving out compliments. Post in there if you want, but just know that you have to just take the number and wait.

NO

GRRRRRRR

I DEMAND MOAR COMPLIMENTS

GIVE ME NOW

THIS THREAD IS NOT OVER!!! :argh!:

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 16, 2010, 07:51:38 AM

Quote from: Cramulus on November 15, 2010, 02:26:59 PM


uhm, I like you guys. If I had to pick two Discordians to give awards to right now it would be

DIMO and ROARING BISCUIT

dimo because you're living electric

and Biscuit for the musings of a faceless man, probably my favorite piece of Discordiana published in 2009

As much as I appreciate the sentiment...

ah goddamn it I knew I should have checked before I posted

well you get credit for the Burn the Koran to Disk prank, that was hilarious

and this image

(http://23ae.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/im.jpg)

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 16, 2010, 10:31:44 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 16, 2010, 06:21:56 AM
Also my thread is closed for business for the time being. Suddenly, I don't feel like giving out compliments. Post in there if you want, but just know that you have to just take the number and wait.

NO

GRRRRRRR

I DEMAND MOAR COMPLIMENTS

GIVE ME NOW

THIS THREAD IS NOT OVER!!! :argh!:

Bump because I feel like being oh so wickedly nice. Trip, you are a muthafuckin' genius with this tech shit that I have no idea what the hell means. And most of what you say that isn't tech-related is pretty fucking hilarious. Also, rimjob.

Nigel. You are fuckin' amazing. FUCKING AMAZING! DEAL WITH YOUR AWESOME!

Fracture, I like your new name and new avatar. You are still cool.

Roger, you need to return to your horrible, horrible niceness, because it creeped me the hell out in a way that has not since been duplicated. And that is somehow a good thing!

THE COMPLIMENTS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I AM VICIOUSLY BEATEN WITH WHATEVER OBJECTS YOU ALL FIND HANDY!!!!!!!

Quote from: Phox on November 22, 2010, 06:17:54 AM

THE COMPLIMENTS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I AM VICIOUSLY BEATEN WITH WHATEVER OBJECTS YOU ALL FIND HANDY!!!!!!!

I have a riding crop and a scourge.

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 22, 2010, 06:20:41 AM

Quote from: Phox on November 22, 2010, 06:17:54 AM

THE COMPLIMENTS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I AM VICIOUSLY BEATEN WITH WHATEVER OBJECTS YOU ALL FIND HANDY!!!!!!!

I have a riding crop and a scourge.

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

Quote from: Phox on November 22, 2010, 06:23:11 AM

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 22, 2010, 06:20:41 AM

Quote from: Phox on November 22, 2010, 06:17:54 AM

THE COMPLIMENTS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I AM VICIOUSLY BEATEN WITH WHATEVER OBJECTS YOU ALL FIND HANDY!!!!!!!

I have a riding crop and a scourge.

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

:D

I sense that very, very bad things are going to happen if this thread continues.

I, for one, will enjoy them.

Quote from: Alty on November 22, 2010, 06:25:07 AM
I sense that very, very bad things are going to happen if this thread continues.

I, for one, will enjoy them.

Alty, you are pretty fucking awesome, too. I think you are generally on the right track in most of your comments, and your recent OKMs have been quite informative.

This fread makes my teefs hurt it's so sweet.

In line with the holiday spirit.....


Fuck you all!  I hate every single last one of you!!!!!!
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also fuck you!

I forgot about Squid earlier - Squid you fucking rock, I wish you were my mum, and you have fantastic teeth.

:lulz:  This thread makes me laugh.  Mostly it's because of Trip and his (fake) demands of more compliments, but I bet most people enjoy GIVING them more than GETTING them ITT.  *ponders the weirdness of that thought*  As for my part, I like hanging here.  :)

Ok, carry on.

Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

I LOVE YOU GUYS
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THERE, I SAID IT
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NOW GIMME BACK MY FUCKING MEDS
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Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

The Sims makes me an angry, angry monkey.  :crankey:

TGRR,
Is honestly offended by that shit.

Quote from: Suu on November 22, 2010, 05:11:11 PM
This fread makes my teefs hurt it's so sweet.

I lurv you Suu!!!  :mrgreen:

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on November 22, 2010, 05:14:22 PM
In line with the holiday spirit.....


Fuck you all!  I hate every single last one of you!!!!!!
   /

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

                                                           

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

:argh!: :argh!:

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

:milk: :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk:

also fuck you!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Quote from: Jenne on November 22, 2010, 05:44:15 PM
:lulz:  This thread makes me laugh.  Mostly it's because of Trip and his (fake) demands of more compliments, but I bet most people enjoy GIVING them more than GETTING them ITT.  *ponders the weirdness of that thought*  As for my part, I like hanging here.  :)

Ok, carry on.

Hi, Jenne. You are a smart person and I like to read what you have to say in AI.

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

Hoopla, I appreciate the fact that you are complimenting people itt. Continue being such a nice person.

Quote from: Cramulus on November 22, 2010, 06:39:54 PM
I LOVE YOU GUYS
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THERE, I SAID IT
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NOW GIMME BACK MY FUCKING MEDS
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Cram, that shtick never gets old. For serious, keep it up.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 06:48:27 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

The Sims makes me an angry, angry monkey.  :crankey:

TGRR,
Is honestly offended by that shit.

Roger.  :lulz: That is all this time.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 06:48:27 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

The Sims makes me an angry, angry monkey.  :crankey:

TGRR,
Is honestly offended by that shit.

What about it offends you?  Not saying I disagree, just curious as to the particulars.

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:58:30 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 06:48:27 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

The Sims makes me an angry, angry monkey.  :crankey:

TGRR,
Is honestly offended by that shit.

What about it offends you?  Not saying I disagree, just curious as to the particulars.

It's a game that eats your life while you pretend to have a life.  It's manufacturing fake people to interact with, while there's plenty of REAL, ACTUAL people to interact with.

It's just another way to isolate people from each other.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 07:23:28 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:58:30 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 06:48:27 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

The Sims makes me an angry, angry monkey.  :crankey:

TGRR,
Is honestly offended by that shit.

What about it offends you?  Not saying I disagree, just curious as to the particulars.

It's a game that eats your life while you pretend to have a life.  It's manufacturing fake people to interact with, while there's plenty of REAL, ACTUAL people to interact with.

It's just another way to isolate people from each other.

Have you met any real people recently?  They are overrated.

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 07:28:44 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 07:23:28 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:58:30 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 06:48:27 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

The Sims makes me an angry, angry monkey.  :crankey:

TGRR,
Is honestly offended by that shit.

What about it offends you?  Not saying I disagree, just curious as to the particulars.

It's a game that eats your life while you pretend to have a life.  It's manufacturing fake people to interact with, while there's plenty of REAL, ACTUAL people to interact with.

It's just another way to isolate people from each other.

Have you met any real people recently?  They are overrated.

I meet real people all the time.  I disagree.  They are exactly as advertised.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 07:23:28 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:58:30 PM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 06:48:27 PM

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

The Sims makes me an angry, angry monkey.  :crankey:

TGRR,
Is honestly offended by that shit.

What about it offends you?  Not saying I disagree, just curious as to the particulars.

It's a game that eats your life while you pretend to have a life.  It's manufacturing fake people to interact with, while there's plenty of REAL, ACTUAL people to interact with.

It's just another way to isolate people from each other.

Dumped a girl because she wanted to play the Sims so much. :argh!:

I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person. They speak in unintelligible gibberish, they are mindlessly preoccupied with mundane everyday bullshit, and if you invite them over they will without exception jump into your fucking hot tub whether you want them in there or not.

That said, there is the occasional real person who is worth meeting 500 meat-based Sims. So IRL still wins.

Quote from: postvex™ on November 22, 2010, 08:28:54 PM
I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person. They speak in unintelligible gibberish, they are mindlessly preoccupied with mundane everyday bullshit, and if you invite them over they will without exception jump into your fucking hot tub whether you want them in there or not.

That said, there is the occasional real person who is worth meeting 500 meat-based Sims. So IRL still wins.

Also, is funny to make real peoples piss their pants too.

But wait, you do NOT want peoples in your hot tub?

Quote from: Enrico Salazar on November 22, 2010, 08:35:08 PM

Quote from: postvex™ on November 22, 2010, 08:28:54 PM
I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person. They speak in unintelligible gibberish, they are mindlessly preoccupied with mundane everyday bullshit, and if you invite them over they will without exception jump into your fucking hot tub whether you want them in there or not.

That said, there is the occasional real person who is worth meeting 500 meat-based Sims. So IRL still wins.

Also, is funny to make real peoples piss their pants too.

But wait, you do NOT want peoples in your hot tub?

Real people are never as attractive as Sims. My hot tub has a maximum lard content. For fire safety reasons.

Quote from: postvex™ on November 22, 2010, 08:28:54 PM
I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person.

Is cannot make sexy time with sim.  Uday is try, need new plasma screen, yes?

Quote from: Uday Salazor on November 22, 2010, 08:39:00 PM

Quote from: postvex™ on November 22, 2010, 08:28:54 PM
I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person.

Is cannot make sexy time with sim.  Uday is try, need new plasma screen, yes?

Enrico too.  But has hear that 3D tvs are come soon... then Enrico will too!

Quote from: Enrico Salazar on November 22, 2010, 08:41:21 PM

Quote from: Uday Salazor on November 22, 2010, 08:39:00 PM

Quote from: postvex™ on November 22, 2010, 08:28:54 PM
I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person.

Is cannot make sexy time with sim.  Uday is try, need new plasma screen, yes?

Enrico too.  But has hear that 3D tvs are come soon... then Enrico will too!

Uday is play Tia Tequila channel, is never leave palace again.

Quote from: Uday Salazor on November 22, 2010, 08:45:39 PM

Quote from: Enrico Salazar on November 22, 2010, 08:41:21 PM

Quote from: Uday Salazor on November 22, 2010, 08:39:00 PM

Quote from: postvex™ on November 22, 2010, 08:28:54 PM
I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person.

Is cannot make sexy time with sim.  Uday is try, need new plasma screen, yes?

Enrico too.  But has hear that 3D tvs are come soon... then Enrico will too!

Uday is play Tia Tequila channel, is never leave palace again.

Is warm in here?

Quote from: Jenne on November 22, 2010, 05:44:15 PM
:lulz:  This thread makes me laugh.  Mostly it's because of Trip and his (fake) demands of more compliments,

which reminds me ...

MOAR COMPLIMENTS!!! NOW! TELL THE WORLD OF MY AWESOME

Quote from: Triple Zero on November 23, 2010, 12:14:39 AM

Quote from: Jenne on November 22, 2010, 05:44:15 PM
:lulz:  This thread makes me laugh.  Mostly it's because of Trip and his (fake) demands of more compliments,

which reminds me ...

MOAR COMPLIMENTS!!! NOW! TELL THE WORLD OF MY AWESOME

No.

How come when I'M nice, everyone gets pissed?

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
How come when I'M nice, everyone gets pissed?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Be-angry.jpg)

Law of Conservation of Rage.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
How come when I'M nice, everyone gets pissed?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Be-angry.jpg)

I theorize that the forum itself generates anger, and uses us as conduits for it.  When one of the main lines are blocked, you get sewage outflows into the street.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
How come when I'M nice, everyone gets pissed?

YOUR NICETIES ARE EQUIVALENT TO THE DOCTOR SMILING WHEN HE'S CHECKING YOUR COLON.

RISUS,
NEEDS A NEW DENTIST

Quote from: Risus on November 23, 2010, 03:55:01 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
How come when I'M nice, everyone gets pissed?

YOUR NICETIES ARE EQUIVALENT TO THE DOCTOR SMILING WHEN HE'S CHECKING YOUR COLON.

RISUS,
NEEDS A NEW DENTIST

Because he is checking your colon before or after your teeth?

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 23, 2010, 04:00:30 AM

Quote from: Risus on November 23, 2010, 03:55:01 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
How come when I'M nice, everyone gets pissed?

YOUR NICETIES ARE EQUIVALENT TO THE DOCTOR SMILING WHEN HE'S CHECKING YOUR COLON.

RISUS,
NEEDS A NEW DENTIST

Because he is checking your colon before or after your teeth?

BECAUSE THE DOGS FREAK OUT WHEN HE SNEAKS IN THROUGH THE WINDOW.

Quote from: Sir Coyote on November 23, 2010, 04:00:30 AM
YOUR NICETIES ARE EQUIVALENT TO THE DOCTOR SMILING WHEN HE'S CHECKING YOUR COLON.

RISUS,
NEEDS A NEW DENTIST

*Thinking about it*  Hang on, last time I got my colon checked, the Doctor had both hands on my shoulders!   :x

Quote from: postvex™ on November 22, 2010, 08:28:54 PM
I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person. They speak in unintelligible gibberish, they are mindlessly preoccupied with mundane everyday bullshit, and if you invite them over they will without exception jump into your fucking hot tub whether you want them in there or not.

See, those people aren't real people. Just redefine your terms and you'll be set.  :D

Trip Zip: You are an awesome person, and have always been awesome. I don't think I've ever seen you blow up on these forums, and you were nice to me during my penial stage. That was of course a mistake, and now I'm here FOREVER.
Also I'm insanely jealous of your good looks. And Medication.

Sir Coyote: I know we didn't get along at first, but I think you're actually a pretty cool dude, sorry for getting all holier then thou on you when you first came in. I thought you were turd polisher. But I see you're much more than that. Also you're a soldier in Eris's army, so as far as jarheads go, I approve.
If war breaks out, I'll try and find you and share a foxhole with you.

Cramulous: You're always full of amazing ideas, and your energy is contagious. You know how to have a good time, and you know how to make the best of a bad situation. You're definitely one of the most top notch people around here, and I admire your creative talent. Also, your music is awesome.

Roger: Fuck you. J/K. You're a stubborn, hard headed and angry man, but you're well within your rights to be (most of the time), and your heart is in the right place, a little to the left of your rib cage, in the mediastinum. I know we get into roes time to time, but I respect you, I really do, and hope that you'll be around to shit on us for decades to come.

Hoopla: You're a genius in your own right, you should be doing stand up, or at least making some sort of animated series with Enrico. Also, you make an awesome coroner.

Nigel: You're an awesome person too, you give a lot of yourself to this community, and while you're a little hot headed, you're also *right*. Also, something should be coming in the mail for you in the next few weeks. I've been meaning to send it for ages, but well, I'm a lazy prick but I also wanted to make sure it was something worthy of your awesome.

Badbeast: You are a learned man of british spaggotry and has a drug lore knowledge almost as keen as mine. Almost. You tell great stories and you're a welcome addition to our club.

Charlie Brown: Wherever you are, you'll always be cool in my books, even if you do tend to get upset about trivial things sometimes. You are an awesome story teller, and an interesting character all round. I hope your book sales go well and I hope to play a game of poker with you some time.

Kai:You're a strong person and I don't know how you cope, but you do and I'm glad.
I admire your interest in biology, your great for answers in relation to all that, you have a lot going for you and I know you will find a place where you can be comfortable one day soon.

Phox: I don't know much about you actually, but you seem pretty cool, and haven't pissed me off yet, so I'll give you points for that, and starting this thread.

Placid Dingo: You my brother, are one hell of a guy, and I wish I could see you more often. It was nice meeting you last year, shame I couldn't introduce you to the other disco spages I know reside in melbourne, but hopefully we'll be able to share a few brews in the not to distant future.

Suu: You are great clothing designer, and you have an awesome taste in music. I'll be buying some of your shit... sooner or later, I promise.

Cain: You're an extremely intelligent person, and my most trusted news source. I think you should be a politician one day.

ECH: I want to try some of your cooking sometime. Not to mention the other special herbs you keep in your pantry. You're an awesome guy just for keeping this place going as well.

Faust: You're an irish bastard with a great sense of wit, I know we don't always get along sometimes, but I respect you for hosting this place as well.

Payne: You are the Messiah, and a very good one at that. You taught me how to make improvised greenary burning utensils, and for that, I'll be forever in your debt.

RWHN:You're a good man doing good things, and though I don't agree with you on drug policies, I do agree with what you're doing to help your community, and I have nothing but the utmost respect for everything that you do.
Also, you are teh punisher, and I wish I could do it as well as you can.

Fred: You smell, but I'd vote for you anyway.

OK, that's as many as I care to mention right now. If for some reason you feel offended that I haven't mentioned you, say something and I'll try my best to make something up...

But yeah, in general, as for the rest of all you spags I haven't mentioned, most of you haven't pissed me off, and are all part of what makes this place so great and what keeps me coming back despite how often I want to flounce.

Lysergic I am going to cut your head off and parade it around on a pike. I am NOT a jar head.











































:lulz:

I'm just kidding. You are mostly alright.

 :eek:


:lol:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 07:23:28 PM
It's a game that eats your life while you pretend to have a life.  It's manufacturing fake people to interact with, while there's plenty of REAL, ACTUAL people to interact with.

It's just another way to isolate people from each other.

I agree (for once) with TGRR. Sims is shit.

Also you asshats, Where's my love?

For a little real sincerity though, for the small amount of time I've been here the amount of laughs and fun that I've had is disproportionate. Thanks.

Quote from: geekdad on November 26, 2010, 06:02:45 AM
I agree (for once) with TGRR. Sims is shit.

Also you asshats, Where's my love?

For a little real sincerity though, for the small amount of time I've been here the amount of laughs and fun that I've had is disproportionate. Thanks.

I like your avatar.

Quote from: Lysergic on November 26, 2010, 04:48:32 AM
Placid Dingo: You my brother, are one hell of a guy, and I wish I could see you more often. It was nice meeting you last year, shame I couldn't introduce you to the other disco spages I know reside in melbourne, but hopefully we'll be able to share a few brews in the not to distant future.

Either I had an EXTRAORDINARY amount to drink on that occasion, or you may be mixing me up with someone else...

Quote from: ☂ Kim Jong Fred ☂ on November 14, 2010, 06:14:25 PM
THIS THREAD MAKES ME VOMIT

You vomiting makes me curious about experiencing Roman Showers.

To continue the lovefest.

Phox, you troll with a restrained grace that keeps people from seeing the torpedoes in the water.  and then when they arrive they explode all over the place.

Badbeast, you can insult like nobody's business and explain individualist anarchy well enoguh that I occasioanlly wish I was one.

RWHN you act as a voice of sense, letting us know that "normal" people can be Discordian as well, and in all of the best ways.

Quote from: Hoopla on November 22, 2010, 06:08:56 PM
Yeah it is awkward getting compliments... I wonder why that is?  They even add it in to the video game The Sims... people don't react well to compliments.

I like getting them, but then, I'm an exhibitionist and kind of enjoy attention of any sort, bad or good.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 22, 2010, 07:23:28 PM
The Sims makes me an angry, angry monkey.  :crankey:

TGRR,
Is honestly offended by that shit.


What about it offends you?  Not saying I disagree, just curious as to the particulars.


It's a game that eats your life while you pretend to have a life.  It's manufacturing fake people to interact with, while there's plenty of REAL, ACTUAL people to interact with.

It's just another way to isolate people from each other.

Seems like that is most games.  I like the Sims because I can lock people in a room so they starve to death in a puddle of their own urine.  Doing that in real life is a bit problematic.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
How come when I'M nice, everyone gets pissed?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Be-angry.jpg)

Because it's CONFUSING!

Thanks guys.  :)

Lys, you seem like a cool enough guy. I thought it was pretty funny when you were posting upside down.

Quote from: Placid Dingo on November 26, 2010, 12:40:07 PM
Either I had an EXTRAORDINARY amount to drink on that occasion, or you may be mixing me up with someone else...

O FUK I'm Sorry, I meant rumkle.
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm sure you're cool too though and I meant it if it were a different universe in some other realm of imagination.

But yea. You awesome dude too. I hope what I said comes true or some shit like that.  :oops:

Haha, ta.

I had a feeling it might be Rum.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 23, 2010, 01:23:46 AM
How come when I'M nice, everyone gets pissed?

(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/Be-angry.jpg)

I was drunk at the time and afraid of change.

Bump for the the fact that people seem to be getting all upsettedy again. Also, i need a new way of pissing people off, and this thread did the trick last time I got tired of spewing hate all the time.

000. You are a l33t h4x0r of the highest caliber.

Roger. I love you, because I know that the mere sight of this thread is going to cause your rage vein to bulge, and you haven't even clicked it yet.

Richter. You're a cool dude, because you wear funny close.

Jenne. You're a great lady with a big fat brain and a sexy voice.

Kai. I'd fuck you, Kai.

Let the mixture of rage and love begin anew!  :evil:

Oh, and one more.

ECH. You are a way better drunk than David Hasselhoff.

Only just found this thread.
Love you Phoxy, for saying nice stuff about me. (And for being generally awesome)

Quote from: BadBeast on January 24, 2011, 08:10:43 PM
Only just found this thread.
Love you Phoxy, for saying nice stuff about me. (And for being generally awesome)

:wink:

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 24, 2011, 07:50:23 PM
Roger. I love you, because I know that the mere sight of this thread is going to cause your rage vein to bulge, and you haven't even clicked it yet.

No wonder I've been pissy all day.

Phox, you're always in the trenches contributing to whatever fuckery is going on, and that's awesome.

For the comment knowing and notign me for my outlandish garb however, I'm at my desk howling in alphabetical order to every horrible deity form every horrible book I have to summon you up some crabs.  :mrgreen:

Cheers!  -R

Quote from: BadBeast on January 24, 2011, 08:10:43 PM
Only just found this thread.
Love you Phoxy, for saying nice stuff about me. (And for being generally awesome)

THIS.  (thank you.)

Quote from: Richter on January 24, 2011, 08:18:26 PM
Phox, you're always in the trenches contributing to whatever fuckery is going on, and that's awesome.

For the comment knowing and notign me for my outlandish garb however, I'm at my desk howling in alphabetical order to every horrible deity form every horrible book I have to summon you up some crabs.  :mrgreen:

Cheers!  -R

What. I said "close." Though you do wear funny clothes as well.  :wink:

Quote from: Jenne on January 24, 2011, 08:18:53 PM

Quote from: BadBeast on January 24, 2011, 08:10:43 PM
Only just found this thread.
Love you Phoxy, for saying nice stuff about me. (And for being generally awesome)

THIS.  (thank you.)

:)

You're a good nemesis, Phox. Always enjoy your posts.

Dearest Phoxy,

Fire have written me. He detailed his numerous attempts at calling up on you. You were always unavailable. Fire is now sad. I feel the only recourse to assage my dear friend's wounded heart is for you call up on him this evening and through yourself upon him.

Yours in carrion,

Coyote

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 24, 2011, 08:46:14 PM
You're a good nemesis, Phox. Always enjoy your posts.

You too, Semaj. I do hope to have some new pictures for you to WOMP in the near future, but I have not gotten out much in the past month.

Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 24, 2011, 09:04:19 PM
Dearest Phoxy,

Fire have written me. He detailed his numerous attempts at calling up on you. You were always unavailable. Fire is now sad. I feel the only recourse to assage my dear friend's wounded heart is for you call up on him this evening and through yourself upon him.

Yours in carrion,

Coyote

My good Coyote,
Fire and I are no longer on speaking terms, ever since he loaned his name to Mozilla and allowed them to append the word "Fox" on the the end in an obvious attempt to use the aural similarities to associate his name with me. Please inform him that his wick is short, and his wax drips too quickly.

Sincerely petulant,
Phoxy

P.S. Please ask your Goddess to remove my name from her list. I am not interested in her cutlery. I have tried explaining to them and repeatedly pressing '3', but they keep calling back.

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:03:15 AM

My good Coyote,
Fire and I are no longer on speaking terms, ever since he loaned his name to Mozilla and allowed them to append the word "Fox" on the the end in an obvious attempt to use the aural similarities to associate his name with me. Please inform him that his wick is short, and his wax drips too quickly.

Sincerely petulant,
Phoxy

P.S. Please ask your Goddess to remove my name from her list. I am not interested in her cutlery. I have tried explaining to them and repeatedly pressing '3', but they keep calling back.

Dearest Phoxxy,

How wonderously facsinating, I had not been aware that Fire was trying to subvert a connection in such a covert manner.

Eternally rotting,
Coyote

P.S. Which Goddess are you referencing?

Hey, I wrote up a big love list of as many people as I could remember here and none of you assholes have thanks me.
Go get fucked, you ungrateful bastards  :argh!:

Quote from: Lies on January 25, 2011, 01:45:33 AM
Hey, I wrote up a big love list of as many people as I could remember here and none of you assholes have thanks me.
Go get fucked, you ungrateful bastards  :argh!:

I would have but I wasn't mentioned (at least in this thread. Maybe mine, but I don't feel like diggin it up). To be fair though, I think I was pissed at you at the time, so it's understandable you wouldn't feel like saying anything nice about me.

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 01:50:39 AM

Quote from: Lies on January 25, 2011, 01:45:33 AM
Hey, I wrote up a big love list of as many people as I could remember here and none of you assholes have thanks me.
Go get fucked, you ungrateful bastards  :argh!:

I would have but I wasn't mentioned (at least in this thread. Maybe mine, but I don't feel like diggin it up). To be fair though, I think I was pissed at you at the time, so it's understandable you wouldn't feel like saying anything nice about me.

I think this was before you were pissed at me, but I didn't know enough about you to say anything nice really.

But for what its worth, I think you're an awesome person, and thanks for your honesty in regards to all that.

Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 25, 2011, 01:10:45 AM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:03:15 AM

My good Coyote,
Fire and I are no longer on speaking terms, ever since he loaned his name to Mozilla and allowed them to append the word "Fox" on the the end in an obvious attempt to use the aural similarities to associate his name with me. Please inform him that his wick is short, and his wax drips too quickly.

Sincerely petulant,
Phoxy

P.S. Please ask your Goddess to remove my name from her list. I am not interested in her cutlery. I have tried explaining to them and repeatedly pressing '3', but they keep calling back.

Dearest Phoxxy,

How wonderously facsinating, I had not been aware that Fire was trying to subvert a connection in such a covert manner.

Eternally rotting,
Coyote

P.S. Which Goddess are you referencing?

My good Coyote,

The fat one.

Seethingly Yours,
Phoxy

Quote from: Lies on January 25, 2011, 01:53:46 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 01:50:39 AM

Quote from: Lies on January 25, 2011, 01:45:33 AM
Hey, I wrote up a big love list of as many people as I could remember here and none of you assholes have thanks me.
Go get fucked, you ungrateful bastards  :argh!:

I would have but I wasn't mentioned (at least in this thread. Maybe mine, but I don't feel like diggin it up). To be fair though, I think I was pissed at you at the time, so it's understandable you wouldn't feel like saying anything nice about me.

I think this was before you were pissed at me, but I didn't know enough about you to say anything nice really.

But for what its worth, I think you're an awesome person, and thanks for your honesty in regards to all that.

All good, man, and likewise.

Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

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Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:03:15 AM

My good Coyote,
Fire and I are no longer on speaking terms, ever since he loaned his name to Mozilla and allowed them to append the word "Fox" on the the end in an obvious attempt to use the aural similarities to associate his name with me. Please inform him that his wick is short, and his wax drips too quickly.

Sincerely petulant,
Phoxy

P.S. Please ask your Goddess to remove my name from her list. I am not interested in her cutlery. I have tried explaining to them and repeatedly pressing '3', but they keep calling back.

Dearest Phoxxy,

How wonderously facsinating, I had not been aware that Fire was trying to subvert a connection in such a covert manner.

Eternally rotting,
Coyote

P.S. Which Goddess are you referencing?

My good Coyote,

The fat one.

Seethingly Yours,
Phoxy

Hera's sensitive about her weight, be careful about saying stuff like that. I mean it's understandable. Whenever she asks Zeus why he fucked that chick, he always says, "Cuz you got fat."

Also, we should use that for our project.

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

Damn. I've got nothing.

:mittens:

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

I was about to say something about getting a perm and imitating Ron Jeremy, but I see that you are already preparing for that job.


P.S. Do you think they need Ron Jeremy impersonators in Japan?

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:06:44 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

Damn. I've got nothing.

:mittens:

Seconded
:mittens:

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:06:44 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

Damn. I've got nothing.

:mittens:

This is possibly a first.

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 02:07:13 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

I was about to say something about getting a perm and imitating Ron Jeremy, but I see that you are already preparing for that job.


P.S. Do you think they need Ron Jeremy impersonators in Japan?

Yes. Thousands of them.

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:08:55 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:06:44 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

Damn. I've got nothing.

:mittens:

This is possibly a first.

It was executed perfectly and caught me entirely off guard.

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:09:49 AM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 02:07:13 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:05:06 AM

Quote from: Doktor Blight on January 25, 2011, 02:03:32 AM

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 02:01:02 AM
Fuck you all for making me sick. Bitches.

Charley, you look like an old hippie. Cut your fucking hair, or at least shave the stache.

Feel better?  :)

I'm like Sampson. You should see my pubes.

I was about to say something about getting a perm and imitating Ron Jeremy, but I see that you are already preparing for that job.


P.S. Do you think they need Ron Jeremy impersonators in Japan?

Yes. Thousands of them.

:lulz:

This seems like the right place to say it...

It gave me warm feelings inside when everyone went all rabid weasel in my defense down in the Spider thread.  Despite the fact that it went kind of over the top (or because of it?), I really appreciate everyone's support.  So thanks.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 25, 2011, 01:17:54 PM
This seems like the right place to say it...

It gave me warm feelings inside when everyone went all rabid weasel in my defense down in the Spider thread.  Despite the fact that it went kind of over the top (or because of it?), I really appreciate everyone's support.  So thanks.

I think we were mostly just looking for a fight, that it happened to be in your Spiders thread was pure coincidence.   :fnord::wink:

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:55:55 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 25, 2011, 01:17:54 PM
This seems like the right place to say it...

It gave me warm feelings inside when everyone went all rabid weasel in my defense down in the Spider thread.  Despite the fact that it went kind of over the top (or because of it?), I really appreciate everyone's support.  So thanks.

I think we were mostly just looking for a fight, that it happened to be in your Spiders thread was pure coincidence.   :fnord::wink:

Not in this case.  I'm not always one to join in on attacking noobs.  Those guys were a particular brand of disrespectful and dumb in that thread, and toward a project I find particularly interesting.

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 25, 2011, 05:25:07 PM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:55:55 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 25, 2011, 01:17:54 PM
This seems like the right place to say it...

It gave me warm feelings inside when everyone went all rabid weasel in my defense down in the Spider thread.  Despite the fact that it went kind of over the top (or because of it?), I really appreciate everyone's support.  So thanks.

I think we were mostly just looking for a fight, that it happened to be in your Spiders thread was pure coincidence.   :fnord::wink:

Not in this case.  I'm not always one to join in on attacking noobs.  Those guys were a particular brand of disrespectful and dumb in that thread, and toward a project I find particularly interesting.

A lot of work was put into that and it deserved far better than to be shit all over.

Quote from: Charley Brown on January 25, 2011, 05:26:14 PM

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 25, 2011, 05:25:07 PM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:55:55 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 25, 2011, 01:17:54 PM
This seems like the right place to say it...

It gave me warm feelings inside when everyone went all rabid weasel in my defense down in the Spider thread.  Despite the fact that it went kind of over the top (or because of it?), I really appreciate everyone's support.  So thanks.

I think we were mostly just looking for a fight, that it happened to be in your Spiders thread was pure coincidence.   :fnord::wink:

Not in this case.  I'm not always one to join in on attacking noobs.  Those guys were a particular brand of disrespectful and dumb in that thread, and toward a project I find particularly interesting.

A lot of work was put into that and it deserved far better than to be shit all over.

Well, it really did start out as constructive criticism, or at least it looked like it.  They were baited, to some extent in that thread and to a great extent in the other one that I wasn't aware of at the time.  They rose to that bait, and they came out looking pretty bad for it.

Bring & Brag really never has been the place for uninvited criticisms, though.

None of this would've happened if I hadn't lost that stupid bet on the Pats.  Obviously the pun-deprivation is making the board angsty. 

Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 05:43:07 PM
None of this would've happened if I hadn't lost that stupid bet on the Pats.  Obviously the pun-deprivation is making the board angsty. 

We may have to call for a board vote forcing you to abandon this foolishness..

SAVE US, PUN-KENOBI.  YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.
                                       \
(http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/leiahologram.jpg)

I'm all for a little word based fun, but there's no need to be . . a Pundamentalist. What's wrong with, say, a little bit of anagram action now and again, or a palindrome deathmatch? Puns are not the only fruit that can wring a giggle out of the English language. 

You smell like an oozy rat in a sanitary zoo!

Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 06:44:24 PM
You smell like an oozy rat in a sanitary zoo!

There you go, not a pun in sight.
And thanks. You sound like a boozy twat in unsanitary pooh.
(No offence, but that was the best I could come up with, without losing the "snappy comeback" quality, so important in exchanges like this)   :lulz:

Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 06:44:24 PM
oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

oozyratina|s|anitaryzoo

Also, in case you missed it, the puns have been mothballed until the Ides of March. 

RWHN,
A man of his word. 

,
stupid Jets!!!!

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 25, 2011, 05:25:07 PM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:55:55 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 25, 2011, 01:17:54 PM
This seems like the right place to say it...

It gave me warm feelings inside when everyone went all rabid weasel in my defense down in the Spider thread.  Despite the fact that it went kind of over the top (or because of it?), I really appreciate everyone's support.  So thanks.

I think we were mostly just looking for a fight, that it happened to be in your Spiders thread was pure coincidence.   :fnord::wink:

Not in this case.  I'm not always one to join in on attacking noobs.  Those guys were a particular brand of disrespectful and dumb in that thread, and toward a project I find particularly interesting.

The emotes didn't give away that I was playing coy? Damn. Need to work on that. We need a clear "coy" emote. If we don't have one already and I just don't know that's what it's for. Which is as likely as not having one.  :lol:

I love all of you oily fuckfences. Even when you're all hosed up with retardant.

Fuck you, I'ma go burn some shit.

RWHN. You are a funny guy, even without puns. And you are the person who got me to care about football. I am disappointed the Jets did not make it to the Super Bowl, however.

Nigel. You're cool as shit, and twice as tasty.

Suu. SUU! YOU ARE JUST AWESOME!

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 25, 2011, 05:25:07 PM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on January 25, 2011, 01:55:55 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 25, 2011, 01:17:54 PM
This seems like the right place to say it...

It gave me warm feelings inside when everyone went all rabid weasel in my defense down in the Spider thread.  Despite the fact that it went kind of over the top (or because of it?), I really appreciate everyone's support.  So thanks.

I think we were mostly just looking for a fight, that it happened to be in your Spiders thread was pure coincidence.   :fnord::wink:

Not in this case.  I'm not always one to join in on attacking noobs.  Those guys were a particular brand of disrespectful and dumb in that thread, and toward a project I find particularly interesting.

Yeah, I'm with EoC here.  I don't often jump on the "squish down the n00b" fest (those folks AREN'T n00bs, though, correct?) or "fuck the troll in the arse!" bandwagon, but when I get tired of every new or potentially exciting thread being bogged down, and a newer one in its place or some shit, fuck yeah I'll say something.  Even if I get singled out as a troublemaker for it.  :lulz:

As in this case, though, Alphadude, I sincerely got mad that a friend's project was dissed.  And I'm sorry, yeah, they are so-called degreed experts after a fashion--but what was said was 169% out of fucking line.  Esp knowing your own credentials and whatnot.  The type of discussion that was perhaps MEANT to be proposed was not fucking proposed.  No matter how many spins on that came afterward.

Sorry, I'm devolving.  But I don't post as often as I'd like, and it galls me the ratio of noise I get these days when I DO in actuality fucking post.  Which I guess is actually a whole OTHER matter altogether.

But suffice it to say, I think you should ask for a split off, really.  I think that would help a lot.  But ymmv.  And kudos for the CLASS you showed in the wake of all that bullshit as well, Dude.  I was damned impressed at how engaging you were when people were shitting on your chest.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 25, 2011, 07:04:43 PM

Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 06:44:24 PM
oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

oozyratina|s|anitaryzoo

I must be dense.  I don't get this one. :(

He appears to be switching from puns to palindromes.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 26, 2011, 06:39:35 PM
He appears to be switching from puns to palindromes.

Dammit.  I knew there was something simple I was missing.  I kept repeating in my head "oozyblahblahblah" and got nuffink.  Goddamn goddamn.

Well, rest assured I don't know many palindrones and I certainly can't make them up on the spot like I can puns. 

I also have to confess that I only know the oozy rat one because it's the name of a song a CD a buddy of mine recorded.  Which, btw, is a pretty kick-ass rock instrumental.  But you can't find it anywhere online so you'll just have to use your imagination.  Think lots of heavily distorted wah-wah guitar, trumpets, and ghost howlings. 

Re-Jack to OP.

Dear Jenne:

Your posts are not crap, and you have good insights.  Don't worry about throwing caveats into your posts about how little you post here, or the quality of any given post.  I like them.  Plus, you live in a whale's vagina, so you got that going for you as well.

Hugs,
LMNO

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 26, 2011, 06:52:58 PM
Re-Jack to OP.

Dear Jenne:

Your posts are not crap, and you have good insights.  Don't worry about throwing caveats into your posts about how little you post here, or the quality of any given post.  I like them.  Plus, you live in a whale's vagina, so you got that going for you as well.

Hugs,
LMNO

:blush:  Thank you.  :blush:

Quote from: Jenne on January 26, 2011, 06:34:38 PM

Quote from: LMNO, PhD on January 25, 2011, 07:04:43 PM

Quote from: RWHN, MPP on January 25, 2011, 06:44:24 PM
oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

oozyratina|s|anitaryzoo

I must be dense.  I don't get this one. :(

You think you're dense? I was the one who suggested palindromes, and I didn't get it either. Until just now. because I just reread the thread. And it's been gnawing quietly away on my dumb bone all day too! I was even trying to cram it into the anagram wizard thingy, in chunks, because I'm such a committed unitasker!  (   :fap:  )  And to think, I called this noble bastion of wit and intellect a "Boozy twat" in response!    :lulz:   What an artless wanker I am!  Of course, I take this back, unreservedly, and put it down to my being so "differently clevered" I plumb unthunk myself again.
BadBeast, shamelessly lerping the derp like a slurpy perp.  :fap: Bwaah!

Coyote. I luv you.  :kiss:

What the hell, guys?!  No love for me?!  I come here day after day, making extremely half-assed attempts to try and fit in... and for what?   To not be treated like one of the oldest and most respected/loved members of this forum?!  That's complete bullshit! I'll see you all in hell! :argh!:

Quote from: The Gold Rooster on January 27, 2011, 04:52:57 AM
What the hell, guys?!  No love for me?!  I come here day after day, making extremely half-assed attempts to try and fit in... and for what?   To not be treated like one of the oldest and most respected/loved members of this forum?!  That's complete bullshit! I'll see you all in hell! :argh!:

Gold Guy. I like the fact you have the word "Cock" under yuor avatar. It makes me giggle. I also liked it when yuor name was Aucoq or whatever it was.

Right from when I first found this place, , I have always felt at home, and comfortable here. No-one puts any pressure on me to do anything, or expects anything from me, but I've never once felt that I was anything other than welcome. I've never fallen out with any of you, or felt that anyone would prefer it if I just fucked off. There isn't a single one of you that I don't like, or would cross the street to avoid. Not once have I ever thought "fuck this noise, I'm out of here", or been put in a difficult situation by anyone. I've never really been a team player, but I would totally bat for any one of you, collectively or whatever, and be proud to do so. When I think about it, this place, (and when I say "this place", I mean all of you ) has been good to me, so I think you're stuck with me now. Anyway, thanks everyone, I don't care what everyone else says about you, I think you're the best bunch of Cunts in the whole of Cuntdom.  

ETA, Looking up ^^^   :fap:   I'd just like to add,  I've got a great view of your scrummy little arse from down here Phoxy.

Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 06:56:45 AM
Right from when I first found this place, , I have always felt at home, and comfortable here. No-one puts any pressure on me to do anything, or expects anything from me, but I've never once felt that I was anything other than welcome. I've never fallen out with any of you, or felt that anyone would prefer it if I just fucked off. There isn't a single one of you that I don't like, or would cross the street to avoid. Not once have I ever thought "fuck this noise, I'm out of here", or been put in a difficult situation by anyone. I've never really been a team player, but I would totally bat for any one of you, collectively or whatever, and be proud to do so. When I think about it, this place, (and when I say "this place", I mean all of you ) has been good to me, so I think you're stuck with me now. Anyway, thanks everyone, I don't care what everyone else says about you, I think you're the best bunch of Cunts in the whole of Cuntdom.  

ETA, Looking up ^^^   :fap:   I'd just like to add,  I've got a great view of your scrummy little arse from down here Phoxy.

:tgrr:

Damn this speech impediment to Hell! Did I say Phoxy? I meant to say


(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/BoxxyReturnFlier.png)

Boxxy!

Quote from: BadBeast on January 27, 2011, 01:35:10 PM
Damn this speech impediment to Hell! Did I say Phoxy? I meant to say


(http://i748.photobucket.com/albums/xx128/ChuckFukmuk/BoxxyReturnFlier.png)

Boxxy!

:crankey:

Quote from: The Gold Rooster on January 27, 2011, 04:52:57 AM
What the hell, guys?!  No love for me?!  I come here day after day, making extremely half-assed attempts to try and fit in... and for what?   To not be treated like one of the oldest and most respected/loved members of this forum?!  That's complete bullshit! I'll see you all in hell! :argh!:

I have no idea who you are, but your avatar is awesome.

Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2011, 02:33:50 PM

Quote from: The Gold Rooster on January 27, 2011, 04:52:57 AM
What the hell, guys?!  No love for me?!  I come here day after day, making extremely half-assed attempts to try and fit in... and for what?   To not be treated like one of the oldest and most respected/loved members of this forum?!  That's complete bullshit! I'll see you all in hell! :argh!:

I have no idea who you are, but your avatar is awesome.

It's Aucoq!  A TCC refugee.  He hangs at eb&g from time to time, and here as well.

*waves to Aucoq*

Bump, because Freeky's love is contagious.

LUV YOU FREEKEH!

Freeky is pretty awesome. She manages to remind me that this forum really isn't all about raging and hating, that there's real love here as well.  And that oftentimes even the rage is a manifestation of it.   Since people care enough to rage.

Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 26, 2011, 04:23:11 AM
Bump, because Freeky's love is contagious.

LUV YOU FREEKEH!

BadBeast, Lurves Freekey too! And Phoxy is seriously getting my lurves as well, , especially cuz of her awesome Bumps!

Quote from: BadBeast on April 28, 2011, 10:43:14 AM

Quote from: Doktor Phox on April 26, 2011, 04:23:11 AM
Bump, because Freeky's love is contagious.

LUV YOU FREEKEH!

BadBeast, Lurves Freekey too! And Phoxy is seriously getting my lurves as well, , especially cuz of her awesome Bumps!

Goddammit, BB. :argh!:

Lurv you too.  :kiss: