HEY DOK i have to ask you something
TSK.
Inflamatory and uncalled for.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 21, 2010, 09:34:39 PM
TSK.
Inflamatory and uncalled for.
Vex is like one of those scrawny, cowardly kids that piles on only when he's sure enough other people have.
This is hardly a first.
See? He's buggered off.
no, i'm just having a terrible day and you kinda remind me of the guy who has wedged his way in between me and upper management, who thinks its his own personal duty to make sure everybody knows it when he's not happy about something.
yes this whole thread is inflammatory and uncalled for. i guess i could be sorry, but i haven't got the energy for that this afternoon.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:43:54 PM
no, i'm just having a terrible day and you kinda remind me of the guy who has wedged his way in between me and upper management, who thinks its his own personal duty to make sure everybody knows it when he's not happy about something.
yes this whole thread is inflammatory and uncalled for. i guess i could be sorry, but i haven't got the energy for that this afternoon.
Naw. You're just a coward. You always attack when a dozen other people have, and you ONLY attack when a dozen other people have.
There is no alternate explanation.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:43:54 PM
no, i'm just having a terrible day and you kinda remind me of the guy who has wedged his way in between me and upper management, who thinks its his own personal duty to make sure everybody knows it when he's not happy about something.
yes this whole thread is inflammatory and uncalled for. i guess i could be sorry, but i haven't got the energy for that this afternoon.
If you are so low on energy why start stirring shit to fucking begin with?
This was bullshit, you should be ashamed. Not likely to happen but just saying.....
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 21, 2010, 09:46:47 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:43:54 PM
no, i'm just having a terrible day and you kinda remind me of the guy who has wedged his way in between me and upper management, who thinks its his own personal duty to make sure everybody knows it when he's not happy about something.
yes this whole thread is inflammatory and uncalled for. i guess i could be sorry, but i haven't got the energy for that this afternoon.
If you are so low on energy why start stirring shit to fucking begin with?
This was bullshit, you should be ashamed. Not likely to happen but just saying.....
He saw a chance to join what he perceived to be a pile-on.
Poor little craven, things didn't go his way.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 09:45:24 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:43:54 PM
no, i'm just having a terrible day and you kinda remind me of the guy who has wedged his way in between me and upper management, who thinks its his own personal duty to make sure everybody knows it when he's not happy about something.
yes this whole thread is inflammatory and uncalled for. i guess i could be sorry, but i haven't got the energy for that this afternoon.
Naw. You're just a coward. You always attack when a dozen other people have, and you ONLY attack when a dozen other people have.
There is no alternate explanation.
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often.
I know. Just when you think you have safety in numbers.
You're kind of disgusting, you know? And not in a good way. You'd make a good teabagger.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.
Ah, I had forgotten what Vex dresses like (judging from the one pic I have seen).
All is explained. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
You know what FUCK YOU!
I can say for a fact Dok doesn't hate me and the only place I have in the pecking order is on fucking top so STFU and take your ass back on the porch.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
Oh, so now Vex is going to explain
what I really think.Carry on, shitneck. Tell me more.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 21, 2010, 09:58:11 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
You know what FUCK YOU!
I can say for a fact Dok doesn't hate me and the only place I have in the pecking order is on fucking top so STFU and take your ass back on the porch.
It turns out that I've offended his ironic lifestyle. :lulz:
Reversing two words in that sentence, if you offend a hipster ironically, they'll make you their King.
Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2010, 10:05:58 PM
Reversing two words in that sentence, if you offend a hipster ironically, they'll make you their King.
:lulz:
Apparently, I have mind control lazors. Amazing. Vex took 4 years to get around to being a noob.
Is today troll Dok Howl day again?
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:11:41 PM
Is today troll Dok Howl day again?
It's troll day for Vex whenever he percieves weakeness, or someone at a low point.
He's like Wade in that respect, only more subtle about it.
As for why they always go after me, well, Nigel's theory is that I am their King, and they simply can't help it.
Maybe Vex's real name is Benjamin Button (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curious_Case_of_Benjamin_Button_%28film%29)?
Quote from: Cain on September 21, 2010, 10:13:36 PM
Maybe Vex's real name is Benjamin Button (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curious_Case_of_Benjamin_Button_%28film%29)?
Now I have coffee on my screen. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:00:03 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
Oh, so now Vex is going to explain what I really think.
Carry on, shitneck. Tell me more.
I can only guess, but judging by the way you react to things, I'd have to guess that most of your thoughts involve My Little Pony.
I can't help that I am instinctively drawn to pissing you off. Maybe it's just a clash of personalities, maybe it's me being inexcusably dense and looking for the absolute worst moment to poke fun at you. I can only describe myself as short-sighted, driven by an inane desire to wreak havoc and upset the balance, wherever I am, whoever I am with, for no constructive reason at all.
You, on the other hand, are imminently reasonable; your actions are unquestionable, and your wild assumptions are more reliable than most people's well-researched facts. You are the epitome of enlightenment, even if some lesser apes might fall short of a complete understanding of your ways. You've got it all figured out, and it's no wonder you get a little impatient, waiting for the rest of the planet to catch up.
I am unable to apologize for the time being, however, because an apology at this point would be empty, even if I meant it sincerely. Apologies can only be offered between equals; and since I am so clearly not one of yours, I'm afraid you will have to go without.
I don't know what's worse, me having acted like an asshole without really trying, or the fact that Vex is going out of his way to be one.
Quote from: Wade
I can only guess, but judging by the way you react to things, I'd have to guess that most of your thoughts involve My Little Pony.
I can't help that I am instinctively drawn to pissing you off. Maybe it's just a clash of personalities, maybe it's me being inexcusably dense and looking for the absolute worst moment to poke fun at you. I can only describe myself as short-sighted, driven by an inane desire to wreak havoc and upset the balance, wherever I am, whoever I am with, for no constructive reason at all.
You, on the other hand, are imminently reasonable; your actions are unquestionable, and your wild assumptions are more reliable than most people's well-researched facts. You are the epitome of enlightenment, even if some lesser apes might fall short of a complete understanding of your ways. You've got it all figured out, and it's no wonder you get a little impatient, waiting for the rest of the planet to catch up.
I am unable to apologize for the time being, however, because an apology at this point would be empty, even if I meant it sincerely. Apologies can only be offered between equals; and since I am so clearly not one of yours, I'm afraid you will have to go without.
Thanks, Wade. Aren't you glad you got that off your chest?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 21, 2010, 10:17:13 PM
I don't know what's worse, me having acted like an asshole without really trying, or the fact that Vex is going out of his way to be one.
EoC, I really want that other situation to end. I just can't get past that comment.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:13:35 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:11:41 PM
Is today troll Dok Howl day again?
It's troll day for Vex whenever he percieves weakeness, or someone at a low point.
He's like Wade in that respect, only more subtle about it.
As for why they always go after me, well, Nigel's theory is that I am their King, and they simply can't help it.
Well you are a nexus of a Rage.
But.....I am fucking confused.
I suppose it'll do for now.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:13:35 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:11:41 PM
Is today troll Dok Howl day again?
It's troll day for Vex whenever he percieves weakeness, or someone at a low point.
He's like Wade in that respect, only more subtle about it.
As for why they always go after me, well, Nigel's theory is that I am their King, and they simply can't help it.
Well you are a nexus of a Rage.
But.....I am fucking confused.
It's really simple. Vex's assburgers flares up every once in a while - especially when his ironic lifestyle is insulted - and then he turns into Wade for a while.
Then a week or so later, he tries to act like nothing happened, when he realizes that nobody likes him.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 10:18:58 PM
I suppose it'll do for now.
And for tomorrow.
And for next week.
And for next month.
And...Well, you get the picture.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:17:40 PM
Quote from: Wade
I can only guess, but judging by the way you react to things, I'd have to guess that most of your thoughts involve My Little Pony.
I can't help that I am instinctively drawn to pissing you off. Maybe it's just a clash of personalities, maybe it's me being inexcusably dense and looking for the absolute worst moment to poke fun at you. I can only describe myself as short-sighted, driven by an inane desire to wreak havoc and upset the balance, wherever I am, whoever I am with, for no constructive reason at all.
You, on the other hand, are imminently reasonable; your actions are unquestionable, and your wild assumptions are more reliable than most people's well-researched facts. You are the epitome of enlightenment, even if some lesser apes might fall short of a complete understanding of your ways. You've got it all figured out, and it's no wonder you get a little impatient, waiting for the rest of the planet to catch up.
I am unable to apologize for the time being, however, because an apology at this point would be empty, even if I meant it sincerely. Apologies can only be offered between equals; and since I am so clearly not one of yours, I'm afraid you will have to go without.
Thanks, Wade. Aren't you glad you got that off your chest?
You know Dok, now that you mention it.....
But I thought Wade died somewhere overseas in a horrible fire among people he hated....
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 21, 2010, 10:25:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:17:40 PM
Quote from: Wade
I can only guess, but judging by the way you react to things, I'd have to guess that most of your thoughts involve My Little Pony.
I can't help that I am instinctively drawn to pissing you off. Maybe it's just a clash of personalities, maybe it's me being inexcusably dense and looking for the absolute worst moment to poke fun at you. I can only describe myself as short-sighted, driven by an inane desire to wreak havoc and upset the balance, wherever I am, whoever I am with, for no constructive reason at all.
You, on the other hand, are imminently reasonable; your actions are unquestionable, and your wild assumptions are more reliable than most people's well-researched facts. You are the epitome of enlightenment, even if some lesser apes might fall short of a complete understanding of your ways. You've got it all figured out, and it's no wonder you get a little impatient, waiting for the rest of the planet to catch up.
I am unable to apologize for the time being, however, because an apology at this point would be empty, even if I meant it sincerely. Apologies can only be offered between equals; and since I am so clearly not one of yours, I'm afraid you will have to go without.
Thanks, Wade. Aren't you glad you got that off your chest?
You know Dok, now that you mention it.....
But I thought Wade died somewhere overseas in a horrible fire among people he hated....
Wade wasn't just a person, he was a state of mind. Vex occasionally writes some good shit, but then he drinks his Jeckyl Juice and turns into Wade for a while.
I honestly think he can't help it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:22:16 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:18:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:13:35 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:11:41 PM
Is today troll Dok Howl day again?
It's troll day for Vex whenever he percieves weakeness, or someone at a low point.
He's like Wade in that respect, only more subtle about it.
As for why they always go after me, well, Nigel's theory is that I am their King, and they simply can't help it.
Well you are a nexus of a Rage.
But.....I am fucking confused.
It's really simple. Vex's assburgers flares up every once in a while - especially when his ironic lifestyle is insulted - and then he turns into Wade for a while.
Then a week or so later, he tries to act like nothing happened, when he realizes that nobody likes him.
True enough, except the part about my ironic lifestyle. Its ironic, but that isn't what I like about it. As for nobody liking me, I guess that's just the price I pay for the Karl Rove of Discordianism writing me off as a sore loser.
You kinda do have the same mouth shape as Karl Rove, tho.
He is a Republican mastermind?
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 10:36:27 PM
the Karl Rove of Discordianism
Oh, I like that. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:39:27 PM
He is a Republican mastermind?
And I have no pulse.
Zombie Republican in control of other zombie Republicans, masquerading as Discordians?
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:43:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:39:27 PM
He is a Republican mastermind?
And I have no pulse.
Zombie Republican in control of other zombie Republicans, masquerading as Discordians?
Shit. Now you have to be eliminated. In the medical sense of the word.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:45:09 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:43:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 21, 2010, 10:39:27 PM
He is a Republican mastermind?
And I have no pulse.
Zombie Republican in control of other zombie Republicans, masquerading as Discordians?
Shit. Now you have to be eliminated. In the medical sense of the word.
via a catheter?
Wait which kind? I can think of at least two kinds...DAMNIT.
ETA
I AM NOT AN INFECTIOUS AGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:48:17 PM
I actually don't attack anything very often. And I haven't even really been following that thread with much enthusiasm, I just saw an opportunity to be crass and impolite, and seized it, because of the lower quality of my character. I wouldn't say I'm a coward, though, I suspect I'm much worse than that.
1. Dok Howl hates people.
2. Hipsters are people.
3. Therefore, Dok Howl hates you. Fuck off.
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
Wrong. Dok doesn't hate his friends. Everyone else = hate.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
I really can't quite get over the way you just insulted, in a single swoop, all of Roger's friends and everyone he respects. We, apparently, by virtue of not being hated, are all boot-lickers, content with our "place in the pecking order". All controlled, of course, by his mind lazors because we are incapable of thinking for ourselves.
Fuck you.
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 12:01:02 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
I really can't quite get over the way you just insulted, in a single swoop, all of Roger's friends and everyone he respects. We, apparently, by virtue of not being hated, are all boot-lickers, content with our "place in the pecking order". All controlled, of course, by his mind lazors because we are incapable of thinking for ourselves.
Fuck you.
Cool.
Jesus, Vex. I'm about the most difficult person here to really piss off, and that was fucking uncalled for.
Really? are you honestly suggesting that because Roger doesn't hate me, I'm part of his pecking order???
I think my record here speaks quite clearly, I speak for myself and march to the beat of nobody's drummer but my own.
Have your stupid pissing match with Roger all you want, but you might want to think twice about the crap that's making it's way from your fingers to your keyboard while you're doing so.
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 12:01:02 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
I really can't quite get over the way you just insulted, in a single swoop, all of Roger's friends and everyone he respects. We, apparently, by virtue of not being hated, are all boot-lickers, content with our "place in the pecking order". All controlled, of course, by his mind lazors because we are incapable of thinking for ourselves.
Fuck you.
In fact,
No.
a) I never said Dok was at the top of the pecking order to begin with, but he is a strong proponent of the the "You're not one of the cool kids, eat shit and shut your hole" school of thought.
b) An entire thread devoted to bashing an inane subculture based on fluff and defining oneself strictly by appearances, I can dig that. The devolution of that thread into "do you think I'm a hipster too?" whether the question is asked of Dok or anyone else, is a parody of the entire premise of the thread. My little jab at Dok in the OP of this thread was only mean to stir the shit, it wasn't the cosmic insult he imagines it was, although his cosmic tantrum stands, imho.
c) It has become increasingly clear over the past few months that PD is not the place for the discussion of new ideas from relatively anonymous pranksters and weirdos that it once was, but a clubhouse for a cabal of IRL buddies (and privileged exceptions) to trade inside jokes and retread old territory. If my tone toward Dok seems out of place, maybe it is because what is "in place" is a bit too rigidly enforced around here.
It's not that PD is some TGRR/Dok Personality Cult, although it's fairly easy to see where people get that misconception. It's that PD is an attraction point for naturally goofy, weird, outcast, socially inept people who think that maybe if they started talking to people like them, they might make a few friends, or they might accomplish something cool, or they might just have a way to escape the bullshit of in-crowds and cliques and Us vs Them that they get a head full of everywhere else. It's too bad that once they get here, they find out that this place is really just a circle jerk masquerading as a Discordian think tank, where what you get depends on who you know. Dok just happens to be the biggest target among those who enforce that order around here.
PS - Dok, that doesn't mean I'm calling you fat.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 12:31:52 AM
c) It has become increasingly clear over the past few months that PD is not the place for the discussion of new ideas from relatively anonymous pranksters and weirdos that it once was, but a clubhouse for a cabal of IRL buddies (and privileged exceptions) to trade inside jokes and retread old territory. If my tone toward Dok seems out of place, maybe it is because what is "in place" is a bit too rigidly enforced around here.
Enforced? Examples please.
Every forum has its own tone and dialect, this one is no difference, but if this place ever became an "exclusive" clubhouse, I'd wash my hands of it.
I see where you are coming from with that, especially in apple talk with many of the personal references made to IRL activities, but on the other hand I see plenty of stuff from NEW people around the world who aren't excluded and do get their ideas discussed just as well as anyone who has been here for years.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 12:31:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 12:01:02 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
I really can't quite get over the way you just insulted, in a single swoop, all of Roger's friends and everyone he respects. We, apparently, by virtue of not being hated, are all boot-lickers, content with our "place in the pecking order". All controlled, of course, by his mind lazors because we are incapable of thinking for ourselves.
Fuck you.
In fact,
No.
a) I never said Dok was at the top of the pecking order to begin with, but he is a strong proponent of the the "You're not one of the cool kids, eat shit and shut your hole" school of thought.
b) An entire thread devoted to bashing an inane subculture based on fluff and defining oneself strictly by appearances, I can dig that. The devolution of that thread into "do you think I'm a hipster too?" whether the question is asked of Dok or anyone else, is a parody of the entire premise of the thread. My little jab at Dok in the OP of this thread was only mean to stir the shit, it wasn't the cosmic insult he imagines it was, although his cosmic tantrum stands, imho.
You said that he only doesn't hate people who accept their place in the pecking order. That's insulting to those of us he doesn't hate, whether he's at the top or not.
Do you really think that's what the hurdy-gurdy thread is all about? Did you even read it? Because if you really think that's what that thread is for AFTER reading it, you are really not capable of thinking outside of your little box.
I'm not going to bother addressing the rest of your butthurt, other than saying that you clearly couldn't recognize culture jamming if it was happening right under your nose. Which it is.
Quote from: wade on April 10, 2009, 05:07:38 AM
they are all about their self fulfilling prophecy, eh. I can only be decent for so long... lol. in a month from now one of them will post a woe unto me thread and that's when I will have no mercy, why wouldn't I?
*shrugs*
meh
(http://imgur.com/aXy0G.jpg)
Quote from: Pēleus on September 22, 2010, 01:13:26 AM
Quote from: wade on April 10, 2009, 05:07:38 AM
they are all about their self fulfilling prophecy, eh. I can only be decent for so long... lol. in a month from now one of them will post a woe unto me thread and that's when I will have no mercy, why wouldn't I?
*shrugs*
meh
difference being, of course, that Wade never really contributed much of any lasting value, whereas i like to think i did, once. that was before New Wave Discordia gripped PD, though. back when ideas either stood or fell on their own, when projects rolled out because there was no way to stop them once they started. back before PD became too big for its fucking britches, where PD culture was just what happened because it happened, not like now, where PD culture is what happens because nothing else is happening.
I think generalizing about a highly multifarious group is fraught with projection and confirmation bias.
What do you want to see happen instead of what you're observing?
Vex, you're one of my favorite posters, please get some sleep, take a dump, eat some good food, have some wild monkey-sex, and get in the back of the van.
Id say I agree with you as wade was more of a wife beater, while vex just seems to be the drunk at the bar going on and on about how his wife left him
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 01:22:06 AM
difference being, of course, that Wade never really contributed much of any lasting value, whereas i like to think i did, once. that was before New Wave Discordia gripped PD, though. back when ideas either stood or fell on their own, when projects rolled out because there was no way to stop them once they started. back before PD became too big for its fucking britches, where PD culture was just what happened because it happened, not like now, where PD culture is what happens because nothing else is happening.
Yeah, you have contributed some really cool stuff, but now you're just being an ass.
Sorry the rest of the people here aren't providing proper entertainment that's up to your standards, m'lord.
I'm going to say to you the same thing I've said to everyone else bitching and moaning that the board isn't giving them the content they're after:
We're in a fucking recession. It's fall. Life is hard. People are struggling, people are trying to juggle school and work and bills and families. There just isn't TIME, or, in many cases, energy for everyone to come together in a glorious orgasm of synergistic creativity right now, so quit bitching that the whole rest of the world isn't devoting itself to creating the change that you want to see.
Do it for your own fucking self, and if you do a good enough job maybe a few other people who have the luxury of devoting time to nonessentials will join you.
Jesus fucking christ.
Vex, I like you. I like Dok.
But stop being a shithead.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 01:22:06 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on September 22, 2010, 01:13:26 AM
Quote from: wade on April 10, 2009, 05:07:38 AM
they are all about their self fulfilling prophecy, eh. I can only be decent for so long... lol. in a month from now one of them will post a woe unto me thread and that's when I will have no mercy, why wouldn't I?
*shrugs*
meh
difference being, of course, that Wade never really contributed much of any lasting value, whereas i like to think i did, once. that was before New Wave Discordia gripped PD, though. back when ideas either stood or fell on their own, when projects rolled out because there was no way to stop them once they started. back before PD became too big for its fucking britches, where PD culture was just what happened because it happened, not like now, where PD culture is what happens because nothing else is happening.
If you have such disdain for everyone, why are you here?
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 12:31:52 AM
a) I never said Dok was at the top of the pecking order to begin with, but he is a strong proponent of the the "You're not one of the cool kids, eat shit and shut your hole" school of thought.
No, actually, you're just kind of dumb. Or perhaps a little reading challenged.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 12:31:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 12:01:02 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 21, 2010, 09:56:32 PM
I don't think that's quite fair. Dok doesn't hate all people, just the ones who are too full of gall, who lack a proper understanding and acceptance of their places in the pecking order.
I really can't quite get over the way you just insulted, in a single swoop, all of Roger's friends and everyone he respects. We, apparently, by virtue of not being hated, are all boot-lickers, content with our "place in the pecking order". All controlled, of course, by his mind lazors because we are incapable of thinking for ourselves.
Fuck you.
In fact,
No.
a) I never said Dok was at the top of the pecking order to begin with, but he is a strong proponent of the the "You're not one of the cool kids, eat shit and shut your hole" school of thought.
b) An entire thread devoted to bashing an inane subculture based on fluff and defining oneself strictly by appearances, I can dig that. The devolution of that thread into "do you think I'm a hipster too?" whether the question is asked of Dok or anyone else, is a parody of the entire premise of the thread. My little jab at Dok in the OP of this thread was only mean to stir the shit, it wasn't the cosmic insult he imagines it was, although his cosmic tantrum stands, imho.
c) It has become increasingly clear over the past few months that PD is not the place for the discussion of new ideas from relatively anonymous pranksters and weirdos that it once was, but a clubhouse for a cabal of IRL buddies (and privileged exceptions) to trade inside jokes and retread old territory. If my tone toward Dok seems out of place, maybe it is because what is "in place" is a bit too rigidly enforced around here.
It's not that PD is some TGRR/Dok Personality Cult, although it's fairly easy to see where people get that misconception. It's that PD is an attraction point for naturally goofy, weird, outcast, socially inept people who think that maybe if they started talking to people like them, they might make a few friends, or they might accomplish something cool, or they might just have a way to escape the bullshit of in-crowds and cliques and Us vs Them that they get a head full of everywhere else. It's too bad that once they get here, they find out that this place is really just a circle jerk masquerading as a Discordian think tank, where what you get depends on who you know. Dok just happens to be the biggest target among those who enforce that order around here.
PS - Dok, that doesn't mean I'm calling you fat.
Fuck it all! I'm new here, and I want to make friends and be able to discuss ideas--are you saying I can't do that just because I'm new and don't know anyone here irl?! Fuck you!! Quit screwing around and creating shit where shit doesn't have to be created! It's hard enough trying to insert yourself into a group of people you think are cool and would like to be friends with, WITHOUT having them already fighting amongst themselves! You are being a bitch right now, and thank you SO MUCH for screwing around with people and saying things that just don't need to be said!
On a side note, thank you, Ne+@uNGr0+, for the baby meerkat picture. That, at least, is relatively satisfying.
better put on your big girl panties, Great PoO....
bickering is half the fun here!
:D
And I can bicker the lot of you under the table if it ever comes to that.
I just really hate pointless and hurtful arguments like these.
:D Always a peace-maker by nature I suppose, XD
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:26:51 AM
And I can bicker the lot of you under the table if it ever comes to that.
I just really hate pointless and hurtful arguments like these.
:D Always a peace-maker by nature I suppose, XD
Heh. Just heh.
It occurs to me that Vex has actually said what's bothering him.
Nobody wants to meet him IRL.
That's too bad. Maybe doing so wouldn't be such a bad idea? Give him a ice-cold water slap in the face. With a bucket. Old school style. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:29:22 AM
It occurs to me that Vex has actually said what's bothering him.
Nobody wants to meet him IRL.
that's not even true. a few days ago I asked if anyone else near I-80 wanted to have a beer with me on my travels and SPECIFICALLY named him, and got no response.
Vex, if you're reading this, I'd STILL like to have a beer with you when I drive through Wyoming.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:36:43 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:29:22 AM
It occurs to me that Vex has actually said what's bothering him.
Nobody wants to meet him IRL.
that's not even true. a few days ago I asked if anyone else near I-80 wanted to have a beer with me on my travels and SPECIFICALLY named him, and got no response.
Vex, if you're reading this, I'd STILL like to have a beer with you when I drive through Wyoming.
He can't answer. Then he'd be a member of one of these evil IRL cliques.
So truly the only issue is the mysterious Wade juice?
:joshua:
No one offered to have beers with me. :cry:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:38:24 AM
So truly the only issue is the mysterious Wade juice?
I wasn't joking. It would be beneficial to your social capital here to not insert yourself into the midst of an argument involving long-time members with long-simmering beefs with each other. Not trying to be a dick, just trying to be helpful.
To elaborate, GPOO, nothing you can say here is going to be taken in a positive manner by the combatants, regardless of the spirit and context in which you mean it. It's the online equivalent of smearing yourself with hamburger and jumping into a shark feeding frenzy.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:42:04 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:38:24 AM
So truly the only issue is the mysterious Wade juice?
I wasn't joking. It would be beneficial to your social capital here to not insert yourself into the midst of an argument involving long-time members with long-simmering beefs with each other. Not trying to be a dick, just trying to be helpful.
On the other hand, I'm more than half-tempted to let this thing with Vex drop, if he'll join me in stomping Gpoo into a mudhole.
I fucking hate a peacemaker. Smug bastards ought to be tossed into a landfill.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:40:38 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:40:20 AM
No one offered to have beers with me. :cry:
Welsh.
I'm not welsh, my name just happens to a named shared with a large amount of Welshmen, to my shame. But it also shared with several Englishmen, and I think a Scot or two.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:43:48 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:42:04 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:38:24 AM
So truly the only issue is the mysterious Wade juice?
I wasn't joking. It would be beneficial to your social capital here to not insert yourself into the midst of an argument involving long-time members with long-simmering beefs with each other. Not trying to be a dick, just trying to be helpful.
On the other hand, I'm more than half-tempted to let this thing with Vex drop, if he'll join me in stomping Gpoo into a mudhole.
I fucking hate a peacemaker. Smug bastards ought to be tossed into a landfill.
AND so rolls PD.
Annnndddd my job is completed.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:44:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:40:38 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:40:20 AM
No one offered to have beers with me. :cry:
Welsh.
I'm not welsh, my name just happens to a named shared with a large amount of Welshmen, to my shame. But it also shared with several Englishmen, and I think a Scot or two.
Yes, yes, I've heard that before. Usually it's some potato sucking papist trying to convince me that "Seamus O'Reilly" is actually an English name.
i wasn't even drinking!
just pissed off that i have to work til 10pm or so tonight. which is, obviously, Dok's fault.
now i feel like a post-drunk abusive husband with nothing to show for the fight except a hangover and a restraining over.
* * * *
the civil way to say what i mean to say is:
Hipsters are people, too, even if they dress funny and eat their own young.
And something about PD is getting a little rusty. Something is getting a little reactive.
And, Dok... nothing personal, you're a great guy and any respect you have is obviously because you've earned it, not because of mind control lazors. But you gotta smile more. You gotta enjoy life.
You gotta dance.
what do you say Dok?
let's
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/dokwig.jpg)
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 03:46:04 AM
i wasn't even drinking!
just pissed off that i have to work til 10pm or so tonight. which is, obviously, Dok's fault.
now i feel like a post-drunk abusive husband with nothing to show for the fight except a hangover and a restraining over.
* * * *
the civil way to say what i mean to say is:
Hipsters are people, too, even if they dress funny and eat their own young.
And something about PD is getting a little rusty. Something is getting a little reactive.
And, Dok... nothing personal, you're a great guy and any respect you have is obviously because you've earned it, not because of mind control lazors. But you gotta smile more. You gotta enjoy life.
You gotta dance.
what do you say Dok?
let's
I LIKE being angry. It keeps me warm on cold desert nights. Anyway, let's just let this drop, and get on with the serious business of dropping a Liverpool stomp on Gpoo.
(I agree that PD is ill, though.)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:47:32 AM
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 03:46:04 AM
i wasn't even drinking!
just pissed off that i have to work til 10pm or so tonight. which is, obviously, Dok's fault.
now i feel like a post-drunk abusive husband with nothing to show for the fight except a hangover and a restraining over.
* * * *
the civil way to say what i mean to say is:
Hipsters are people, too, even if they dress funny and eat their own young.
And something about PD is getting a little rusty. Something is getting a little reactive.
And, Dok... nothing personal, you're a great guy and any respect you have is obviously because you've earned it, not because of mind control lazors. But you gotta smile more. You gotta enjoy life.
You gotta dance.
what do you say Dok?
let's
I LIKE being angry. It keeps me warm on cold desert nights. Anyway, let's just let this drop, and get on with the serious business of dropping a Liverpool stomp on Gpoo.
(I agree that PD is ill, though.)
PD is on fucking life support. Paganism fluff is clogging the veins.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:47:03 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:45:32 AM
Annnndddd my job is completed.
Are you going to be a problem troll?
Nah, lesson was learned. This'll be the first and last, unless one is initiated against me.
*prepares for the liverpool stomp*
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:49:48 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 03:47:03 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:45:32 AM
Annnndddd my job is completed.
Are you going to be a problem troll?
Nah, lesson was learned. This'll be the first and last, unless one is initiated against me.
*prepares for the liverpool stomp*
It's more fun when you aren't looking. :)
Duly noted. :D But now I'm ready.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:44:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:40:38 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 03:40:20 AM
No one offered to have beers with me. :cry:
Welsh.
I'm not welsh, my name just happens to a named shared with a large amount of Welshmen, to my shame. But it also shared with several Englishmen, and I think a Scot or two.
"sheepfucker" is not an actual name.
just saying.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 03:43:48 AM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 03:42:04 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 03:38:24 AM
So truly the only issue is the mysterious Wade juice?
I wasn't joking. It would be beneficial to your social capital here to not insert yourself into the midst of an argument involving long-time members with long-simmering beefs with each other. Not trying to be a dick, just trying to be helpful.
On the other hand, I'm more than half-tempted to let this thing with Vex drop, if he'll join me in stomping Gpoo into a mudhole.
I fucking hate a peacemaker. Smug bastards ought to be tossed into a landfill.
yeah, there is that.
Tough crowd around here man. Tough crowd. :lol:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:03:56 AM
Tough crowd around here man. Tough crowd. :lol:
Nah, everybody gets along just fine here. Just do whatever it is you do, I'm sure you'll be fine.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 04:20:09 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:03:56 AM
Tough crowd around here man. Tough crowd. :lol:
Nah, everybody gets along just fine here. Just do whatever it is you do, I'm sure you'll be fine.
Of course he will.
Gawdangit I'M A SHE!!!!
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:29:25 AM
Gawdangit I'M A SHE!!!!
So fucking what?
You're a fucking pop tart until proven otherwise.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:03:56 AM
Tough crowd around here man. Tough crowd. :lol:
you should see us when we're not going out of our way to be nice.
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You proved you are a snob and a smart ass.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
So far, he's a nosy prick who can't see past MCR.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
Doesn't matter much at this point.
what's MCR?
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 04:39:19 AM
what's MCR?
My Chemical Romance.
Emo mixed with really, really bad instrumentals.
Is there any good country being made? I stopped listening to country ages ago, when i moved to a city that had more than golden oldies, country, teeny bopper pop and NPR. That was also about the time I noticed all the pop-country or puntry.
Fuck I think I'm gonna buy a Johny cash CD and Hank Williams Sr. Tired of listening to Smashing Pumpkins and Abney Park and bad metal.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made? I stopped listening to country ages ago, when i moved to a city that had more than golden oldies, country, teeny bopper pop and NPR. That was also about the time I noticed all the pop-country or puntry.
Fuck I think I'm gonna buy a Johny cash CD and Hank Williams Sr. Tired of listening to Smashing Pumpkins and Abney Park and bad metal.
Yes there is.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:48:27 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made? I stopped listening to country ages ago, when i moved to a city that had more than golden oldies, country, teeny bopper pop and NPR. That was also about the time I noticed all the pop-country or puntry.
Fuck I think I'm gonna buy a Johny cash CD and Hank Williams Sr. Tired of listening to Smashing Pumpkins and Abney Park and bad metal.
Yes there is.
[offstage]
RUBBISH!
[/offstage]
I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:48:52 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
So, you aren't much of a club kid then, I assume. :lulz:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
Dude not cool, one of my good friends lost both his legs in a car accident. That shit isn't funny.
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
Are you really playing this shit? Asshole.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:48:52 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.
Point. But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:51:10 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 04:36:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:34:38 AM
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
Dude not cool, one of my good friends lost both his legs in a car accident. That shit isn't funny.
I had a girlfriend with a wooden leg, once.
QuoteNo, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
:weary:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:51:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:48:52 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.
Point. But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.
I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:53:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:51:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:48:52 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.
Point. But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.
I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.
Gretchen Wilson is to country what The Monkees were to rock n roll.
Other than that, she's okay, I guess.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:54:29 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:53:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:51:51 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 04:50:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:48:52 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.
Point. But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.
I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.
Gretchen Wilson is to country what The Monkees were to rock n roll.
Other than that, she's okay, I guess.
Gretchen is an ass kicking hard driving country hawt assed woman.
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Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.
Point. But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.
I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.
Gretchen Wilson is to country what The Monkees were to rock n roll.
Other than that, she's okay, I guess.
There is now beer and tortilla chips all over my desk.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on September 22, 2010, 04:52:33 AM
QuoteNo, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
:weary:
*headdesk* OH MY GAWD! I was kidding! I have both legs! I walk just fine. I was just trying to relieve a little tension, that's ALL!
Good gods, if I can't even be funny anymore.... *shakes head sadly*
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Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
Fuck you. Try Gunpowder and lead by Miranda Lambert.
Point. But she sounds like another Gretchen Wilson, and the FIRST one made Hank cry in his grave, out of shame.
I will meet you out back. I will defend Gretchen to the death.
Gretchen Wilson is to country what The Monkees were to rock n roll.
Other than that, she's okay, I guess.
Gretchen is an ass kicking hard driving country hawt assed woman.
Gretchen is a wholely owned subsidiary of Epic records.
Also,
QuoteGretchen Wilson sang the National Anthem (blended with a voice-over of the Pledge of Allegiance) to a national audience at the Republican National Convention on September 3, 2008, later describing this as a "once-in-a-lifetime" experience at an "historic moment".[12] Wilson and her band also performed during Republican presidential candidate Arizona Senator John McCain and vice-presidential candidate Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's political rally at Lunken Airport in Cincinnati, Ohio on October 22, 2008 to an enthusiastic crowd of approximately 12,000 supporters. Palin started the rally by exclaiming that she couldn't wait to get (Wilson's) autograph. Wilson played a version of the Heart song "Barracuda" for Palin. The band Heart had requested that their own original version not be played at Republican rallies.[13]
This is why her career ended.
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Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on September 22, 2010, 04:52:33 AM
QuoteNo, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
:weary:
*headdesk* OH MY GAWD! I was kidding! I have both legs! I walk just fine. I was just trying to relieve a little tension, that's ALL!
Good gods, if I can't even be funny anymore.... *shakes head sadly*
I really did have a GF with a wooden leg, though.
Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 22, 2010, 05:02:17 AM
Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 05:02:46 AM
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 05:05:03 AM
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
At that point you were supposed to seek medical attention about an hour ago.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.
Okay. Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.
Okay. Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.
I just want to do Gretchen.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.
Okay. Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.
I just want to do Gretchen.
Big fucking bag. It's all bulging and shit, with horrible shit just oozing out of the stitches.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
I STILL HAVE THIS DREAM, PLEASE TO STFU.
Okay. Anytime you change your mind, let me know, because I have this great big fucking bag full of inconvenient facts here.
I just want to do Gretchen.
Big fucking bag. It's all bulging and shit, with horrible shit just oozing out of the stitches.
She made eyes at me. She made eyes at me long time. My third leg was opened.
I'm out. Night.
Hawk,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Williams_III
Quote from: Pēleus on September 22, 2010, 05:35:08 AM
Hawk,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hank_Williams_III
NEVER.
FUCKING.
HAPPENED.
In reality, he lives way more country than his pussy old man, but his voice sucks ass.
He's metal :lulz:
Quote from: Pēleus on September 22, 2010, 05:39:55 AM
He's metal :lulz:
He did a country album, to pay his child support, sonny.
It wasn't pretty.
Dok,
D/N/T his knowledge on this subject.
I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 05:43:24 AM
I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.
You had some help from Hank Williams Sr.
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Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 05:43:24 AM
I think this is the first time I've made a thread that made it to 10 pages.
You had some help from Hank Williams Sr.
I'll take assistance from the King anytime.
-vex,
fuck you, elvis.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on September 22, 2010, 01:14:11 AM
(http://imgur.com/aXy0G.jpg)
Those are the cutest fucking squirrels I've ever seen.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 05:08:51 AM
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
YES
so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:48:52 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Is there any good country being made?
Not really. Brad Paisley has done some interesting stuff, but it really isn't "country", except for Whiskey Lullaby. Other than that, it's all pop. Country died with Roy Orbison.
I recommend Shooter Jennings (Waylon's kid), Golden Dawn, and Old 97's (not pure country, but close enough).
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Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....
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I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
Dude not cool, one of my good friends lost both his legs in a car accident. That shit isn't funny.
well, it's not funny...but if it WAS funny, it would still be funny regardless of your friend.
I know this was before your time, but we have a along-established tradition of not disavowing humor just because it hits too close to home. The meme to express this is "FUCK YOU, MY MOM DIED OF (INSERT CONDITION HERE)!"
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
YES
so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.
Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)
A knee in the back. A couple of elbows to the face. If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off. The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee. Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.
If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 01:14:04 PM
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Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:49:56 AM
I _DON'T_ like MCR! I hate MCR! Sheesh....
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Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 22, 2010, 04:34:16 AM
I thought I proved I wasn't Pop-tart?
You had.
I once again have my doubts.
not Pop-tart.
this one is a real person. It remains to be seen whether or not he's an actual biped though.
No, I'm not. I was in a tragic accident as a child and had to have both legs amputated. It was a horrific experience and I'm still not fully recovered emotionally from the torment I've suffered due to it. I'll have you know you're a dick for making fun of my disability, and for basing my personality on whether or not I have two feet. :P
Dude not cool, one of my good friends lost both his legs in a car accident. That shit isn't funny.
well, it's not funny...but if it WAS funny, it would still be funny regardless of your friend.
I know this was before your time, but we have a along-established tradition of not disavowing humor just because it hits too close to home. The meme to express this is "FUCK YOU, MY MOM DIED OF (INSERT CONDITION HERE)!"
That was the intent.
Oh, OK. I mistook you for being serious. Carry on!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:01:24 PM
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
YES
so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.
Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)
A knee in the back. A couple of elbows to the face. If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off. The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee. Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.
If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.
That doesn't sound the least bit enjoyable.
Okay, this thread is starting to remind me of the meta-quote threads.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
YES
so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.
Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)
A knee in the back. A couple of elbows to the face. If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off. The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee. Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.
If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.
Yep. That's pretty much how it goes. Same for two guys one girl.
Unless one person is really into watching, but that's not a threesome, that's exhibitionism.
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Terri says Gretchen is the only woman I can ever have a three way with. I will vote republican if I have to. Because I have priorities.
Blarg. That sounds like work.
There is no work like wet work.
Three ways are a trap, man.
You didn't see the way Gretchen eyed me. I was stiff for 5 hours.
You want to hear the horrible fucking truth about 3-ways?
I mean, I'm not above wrecking ANY dream.
YES
so that I don't have to keep explaining to every guy I date who hasn't yet had one why they suck.
Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)
A knee in the back. A couple of elbows to the face. If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off. The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee. Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.
If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.
That's not how it has gone for me, generally. Its hardly what they make it out to be in the movies, though. It turns out that human anatomy is more suited to one-on-one.
Mine isn't.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 22, 2010, 04:01:24 PM
Two girl, one,guy goes like this (I'm sure the problems are similar or worse for two guy, one girl.)
A knee in the back. A couple of elbows to the face. If you turn on your side for an instant, one of your partners feels left out and gets pissed off. The bed is 50% hotter than normal, so everything gets covered in clammy, slimy sweat that turns to ice moments later, if you have the AC on (and you'd BETTER have the AC on), and when you're done horsing around and get around to fucking, one partner gets REALLY bored, and goes to make coffee. Afterwards, you can lay around in the lake made out of sweat.
If the girls are into each other, you're probably going to be the bored one.
Huh. Interesting. And all the problems I had envisioned didn't involve the actual PHYSICAL doing of the thing. Sounds entirely unpalatable, though, in the realistic way you've described it. Good synopsis, Rog!
isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...
Not me, I prefer to devote my attentions completely.
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...
Disheartening? Why?
The fact is, it's just not that great. Worth doing once or twice just to have done it, but most people, after that, go "Eh. Well, now I know what
that's like".
Works best if two of the people decide in advance to focus on the third person.
Pretty much, unless you fetishize it to the point where just the IDEA is enough of a turn-on, it's not as much fun as one-on-one.
well, we've been having a blast lately... :oops:
thumbs down here.
I was in a poly relationship for a little under a year. Honestly, it happened so gradually that I never even considered that it'd become "poly" until about 8 months in. I probably wouldn't seek out that kind of relationship again.
All three people involved need to be completely comfortable with each other. Even the slightest smidgen of jealousy or insecurity will be magnified and fuck up everything.
When 2 people are hooking up, it's not impossible to synchronize climaxes. With 3 people it's like some kind of unlikely rube goldberg contraption. You have to enter into it being comfortable that it might not be your turn tonight.
that being said, waking up with two hot girls cuddling up to you is one of the best feelings in the world.
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.
Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.
:cheers:
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...
Threesomes have always been more about having fun rather than having sex. Like, extended three-way foreplay. It's fun, but it's less of an emotional connection with me than one-on-one sex.
Also: Ipt, if you're enjoying it, DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT ANYONE ELSE HAS TO SAY ABOUT IT.
I have to agree with Dok and Nigel..... the best part of the threesome is more bragging rights than anything that actually occurs during the actual event.
Its really a been there done that kind of thing lets move on and find something else.
HOWEVER, for the record, most men who I know that have had this experience and thoroughly enjoyed it had more of a passive role of master and slave girls scenario than a give and take. If that makes sense. :?
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:32:17 PM
well, we've been having a blast lately... :oops:
If you like it, that's awesome. What other people do or don't enjoy in bed has no reflection on what you do or don't enjoy in bed.
Three-ways (and four-ways and five-ways, etc) are fun, but it isn't really sex, it's more like Full Release Twister.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.
Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.
:cheers:
What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?
hmm...
thanks Alphapance/Nigel :) ... no worries. the PD poll meter isn't going to affect my extracurricular activities!
also, it is perhaps substantial that it has been a foursome rather than a threesome.... we did experience an awkward unbalance with a third wheel, and decided that another couple is far more enjoyable. (as well as having more possibilities!)
but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.
Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.
:cheers:
What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?
I forget. But I think it's pretty well established that I live in Boston, which, other than over-sized, fits the description.
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:46:35 PM
but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)
You mean Vexation.
Four-ways are not threesomes... I mean, not trying to be pedantic. They just aren't.
They are vastly better than threesomes because they alleviate the odd-man-out dynamic. But then what you
usually end up with is two couples switching off, rather than four people all having sex with each other at the same time.
ah yes. sorry Nigel.
we seem to be on the same page. :)
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.
Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.
:cheers:
What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?
I forget. But I think it's pretty well established that I live in Boston, which, other than over-sized, fits the description.
My home county is only 2,000 sq miles smaller than your state.
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.
Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.
:cheers:
What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?
I forget. But I think it's pretty well established that I live in Boston, which, other than over-sized, fits the description.
My home county is only 2,000 sq miles smaller than your state.
County? :lulz:
That word doesn't exist here. I live in Suffolk County which means absolutely nothing outside of severe weather warnings.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:58:47 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:49:20 PM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 22, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on September 22, 2010, 07:36:18 PM
Cudgel, I'd be willing to get a beer with you even if you are a secret Welshman.
Unfortunately, you keep refering to my location as one of those weird tiny states. This does not indicate what oversize square shape state where you are located and how feasible it is for me to get there.
:cheers:
What? when have I implied you come from one of those weird East Coast over-sized cities?
I forget. But I think it's pretty well established that I live in Boston, which, other than over-sized, fits the description.
My home county is only 2,000 sq miles smaller than your state.
County? :lulz:
That word doesn't exist here. I live in Suffolk County which means absolutely nothing outside of severe weather warnings.
That is what happens when you have states bigger than some countries, you have to sub-divide the states into smaller state-lets. :lulz:
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:46:35 PM
but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)
You mean Vexation.
Four-ways are not threesomes... I mean, not trying to be pedantic. They just aren't.
They are vastly better than threesomes because they alleviate the odd-man-out dynamic. But then what you usually end up with is two couples switching off, rather than four people all having sex with each other at the same time.
Best way to avoid this is to have a fifth person acting as a Free Agent (Object "M" in the diagram below) whose job is to circle the foursome and tie the two couples together using his/her bedside skills:
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/Diagram1.png)
Quote from: vexati0n on September 22, 2010, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 22, 2010, 07:49:40 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:46:35 PM
but i have to disagree Nigel, in that it definitely is ...... sssssssex. (or at least it certainly can be)
You mean Vexation.
Four-ways are not threesomes... I mean, not trying to be pedantic. They just aren't.
They are vastly better than threesomes because they alleviate the odd-man-out dynamic. But then what you usually end up with is two couples switching off, rather than four people all having sex with each other at the same time.
Best way to avoid this is to have a fifth person acting as a Free Agent (Object "M" in the diagram below) whose job is to circle the foursome and tie the two couples together using his/her bedside skills:
(http://www.spagbook.com/images/Diagram1.png)
:lulz:
although your diagram is blocked, i am intrigued by your idea, Vex.
does the diagram indicate use of a riding crop by Object M for the purposes of indication and motivation?
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...
I've had fun in both configurations. I think if you build it up in your mind to be some sort of holy grail you're bound to be disappointed, but if you just look at it as a different twist on having your fun, it's pretty cool.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 22, 2010, 09:09:07 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
isn't there somebody here willing to give a thumbs up to it?
this is somewhat disheartening, as it stands...
I've had fun in both configurations. I think if you build it up in your mind to be some sort of holy grail you're bound to be disappointed, but if you just look at it as a different twist on having your fun, it's pretty cool.
It's alright when it's not awkward
I wouldn't go looking for it though. I have more fun one-on-one.
Thetis let me date this girl, anarchy, since I tend to be a rabbit
One on one many times is much better imho
Worked well after the intial omg wtf, mostly since the wife doesn't drink,
Til girl wanted to be just friends
Quote from: Iptuous on September 22, 2010, 07:32:17 PM
well, we've been having a blast lately... :oops:
Then go you.
If you're having fun, what the hell is the problem?
Language issues ;-) :lol:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 23, 2010, 04:35:04 PM
Then go you.
If you're having fun, what the hell is the problem?
no problems. it was just interesting timing to me that i had been experiencing what i have lately, and then i saw this thread where more people that i would have suspected said that they had tried and been not too impressed with it... it confused me, and made me slightly concerned that i was overlooking something in which i am trying to be particularly deliberate and cautious. upon further reflection though, i can see differences in situation that explain.
Kinda like the gay issue, if I'm not in your bedroom I don't give a damn what you do there.