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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: August 16, 2008, 05:27:02 am »

BGP: Does your phantom limb rest upon your shift key?

BECAUSE WE WILL RAPE YUO.

STAND BY FOR RAPE. NO LUBE.

YOUR MANUS IS VERY LOOSE! YOU HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE? VEINY DRIFTER COCKS?

YOU ARE TOO COY!

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: August 16, 2008, 05:25:37 am »

BGP: Why did you steal all my food?

WE ARE HUNGER! PREPARE FOR PROPERTY RAPE! WE HAVE CONTAINED LUBRICATION IN OUR CONTENTS! PLEASE TO ENJOY OR YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS AND IT WILL HURT.

RELAX BABY.

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: August 16, 2008, 01:59:04 am »

BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.

HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.

YOUR RESPONSE IS NOT QUESTION! PLEASE TO IMMOLATE! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: PLEASE TO OCCUPY THIS WITH YOUR MENTAL MIND:

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:37:49 pm »

WE ARE TO MINDS AS BLOW IS TO PHALLIC FUSES!

STAND IN AMAZE!

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Propaganda Depository / Re: H propaganda

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:36:22 pm »

HOW TO HIMEOBS?

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GASM Command / BUDDHAGASM!

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:35:35 pm »

GASM ME! WE ARE TO ENJOY STIMULATION!

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: ?????

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:34:54 pm »

WE ARE RETORT!

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:34:22 pm »

WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS.

DEAR BGP WHO SHOULD BE PHILOSOPHER OF NEXT WEEK?

DON KNOTTS. NEXT PROBE?

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Bring and Brag / Re: OBSEREVE: WE HAVE NOTHING TO BRING!

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:31:26 pm »

OOOOOOOOOOOO

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Literate Chaotic / BUDDHA'S GHOST PENIS

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:29:19 pm »

NOW WITH READING!

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Discordian Recipes / Re: FACT: Lindemans makes the best Pino Noir evar.

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:28:20 pm »

what does "linear" mean when describing wine?

IT IS UNABLE TO TIME TRAVEL.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / ?????

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:27:47 pm »

?????

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Or Kill Me / Re: Sorry, moderator (TGRR). Delete me, too.

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:27:26 pm »

WE ARE IN THIS THREAD!

NOW WE ARE LEAVE.

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Principia Discussion / Re: The Verwirrung Soundtrack downloads

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:25:53 pm »

WE ARE DANCE! WATCH! SEE?

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Apple Talk / Re: WE NOW POSSESS ADVICE THREAD! ONE AND ONLY! WE ARE AMAZE!

« on: August 11, 2008, 10:23:28 pm »

Why am I getting deja vu?

YOU ARE HAVING STROKE. PLEASE TO REPORT TO 911 EMERGENCY.