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Started by Buddha's Ghost Penis, August 09, 2008, 02:17:25 AM

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Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Lysergic on August 09, 2008, 07:36:51 AM
Something tells me, if you meet buddha's ghost penis on the road, you should cut it off.

SOMETHING TELLS ME YUOR KNIFE IS NOT SHARP ENOUGH.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: RWHN - on vacation on August 09, 2008, 01:33:08 PM
Dear Buddha's Ghost Penis,

Where you been?

Love,
Rev. What's-His-Name?

A PLACE WHERE YOU CANNOT FOLLOW. WE ARE SORRY WE BROKE YUOR HEART.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 09, 2008, 06:50:41 PM
I don't know, maybe he's onto something...

PLEASE TO OBSERVE: QUESTIONS END IN THIS: ?
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Buddha's Ghost Penis

WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: triple zero on August 09, 2008, 05:48:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 09, 2008, 03:36:22 AM
I think someone took the BGP account.

huh

assuming you know who it was before (and still is), i really wonder why you're thinking this or whether you're just posting without paying attention

He sounds different. I'm guessing.

PLEASE TO BE SENSITIVE TO MY TESTICLE THROAT. ARE WE CONVEYING UNDERSTAND?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.

HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Professor Cramulus on August 10, 2008, 07:49:18 AM
hey so uh newbie question

CIGAW?

WE DO LACK THE KNOW. CAN YUO?

OH! THIS GIVES US GIGGLE.

YOU MUST SAY "MAY I"?

NO! THAT IS NOT A QUESTION. STOP.

YES. GO NOW.

HALLELUJAH!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: vexati0n on August 11, 2008, 06:22:11 AM
does BGP speak with an accent?

WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS. IT IS ACCENTED WITH CLEVERLY TRIMMED PUBLIC HAIR.
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Triple Zero

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:22:54 PM
WE ARE SPEAK WITH A MENTAL VAGINA OF GREAT PROPORTIONS.

:mittens:

DEAR BGP WHO SHOULD BE PHILOSOPHER OF NEXT WEEK?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Buddha's Ghost Penis

WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Nigel on August 12, 2008, 02:48:22 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 11, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on August 10, 2008, 05:43:33 AM
BGP found Jesus, so of course he sounds different. Having eternal joy makes you different.

HE ESCAPED. WE ARE DISAPPOINT.
:lulz:

YOUR RESPONSE IS NOT QUESTION! PLEASE TO IMMOLATE! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!


caffeinated orange juice

BGP: Does your phantom limb rest upon your shift key?