Since it's quite obvious (To everyone on this board, at least) that I have an anti-social personality disorder, I may as well come clean about my dark secrets: The interests that have probably gotten me put onto several watch-lists created by several federal multi-letter agencies.
The age of 15 was when I made my first friend. Previous to this point, my tendency towards intense staring and eye-contact sessions with my peers was a little off-putting. The purpose of this, of course, was to make my classmates uncomfortable, making them more willing to give up information I needed, like what homework we had that night, and whether or not a certain teacher required bathroom passes. I would have asked them without the intense eye-contact, but my looks made it impossible for them to focus on what I was saying. My glaring was, in a way, a method of bringing my victims "down to Earth."
When I wanted an item from someone, I would use my superficial charm (a polite smile, and optimistic voice inflection) to get what I wanted. Most of the time, I was forgetting pencils, or purposely leaving them at my house in random places on the floor for my family to step on. When you're as impulsive and unaware as I am, something as insignificant as a pencil is just a distraction in the dangerous world I grew up in. I can't imagine what affects my constant, optimistic mask had on my classmates and their perception of reality. They must have thought that I was the nicest person they had ever met. Boy were they wrong.
My first friend was someone who was similar to me, except that he was more focused on his looks in regards to others. He was emotional, and unstable. I, on the other hand, felt nothing. We had some similar interests, though. We had both recently started playing Call of Duty. For most kids who play war games, it is just a game. But to people like my friend and I, people who think more into simple activities, it was an insight into human nature itself. The flaws of mankind were laid out before us. We killed people over multiplayer thousands of times. The war screams, the blood, the intense firefights: They changed us.
After a few weeks, we began yelling at the top of our lungs at the people over Xbox live. We became violent. We started threatening the opponents with awful things - Things I can't share on a public forum. It made us feel alive.
By the age of 17, we had become serial rapists. On a daily basis, we would take the public buses and trains just to sit with our legs half a foot more apart than women. We took up most of the first quarter of the benches that we sat in, this way. On a busy day, we made it nearly impossible for anyone to sit down, especially women. I'm not sure what it was that made us enjoy this kind of rape. Maybe it was the display of dominance. The fact that we controlled how many people could sit on our bench. The fact that if someone looked our way, the first thing they would be forced to look at is our crotch. It was empowering.
More is still to come. I'm posting this from a proxy, so as to make sure I don't get this traced back to me.
TL;DR: Sometimes, when I'm feeling really nasty, I leave the television on when I leave, even though my Mother tells me not to.
As I read this I still cannot decide whether you are a troll or serious.
Either way, bravo. Every paragraph got more and more bizarre.
tl;dr
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 08:54:43 AM
Since it's quite obvious (To everyone on this board, at least) that I have an anti-social personality disorder, I may as well come clean about my dark secrets: The interests that have probably gotten me put onto several watch-lists created by several federal multi-letter agencies.
The age of 15 was when I made my first friend. Previous to this point, my tendency towards intense staring and eye-contact sessions with my peers was a little off-putting. The purpose of this, of course, was to make my classmates uncomfortable, making them more willing to give up information I needed, like what homework we had that night, and whether or not a certain teacher required bathroom passes. I would have asked them without the intense eye-contact, but my looks made it impossible for them to focus on what I was saying. My glaring was, in a way, a method of bringing my victims "down to Earth."
When I wanted an item from someone, I would use my superficial charm (a polite smile, and optimistic voice inflection) to get what I wanted. Most of the time, I was forgetting pencils, or purposely leaving them at my house in random places on the floor for my family to step on. When you're as impulsive and unaware as I am, something as insignificant as a pencil is just a distraction in the dangerous world I grew up in. I can't imagine what affects my constant, optimistic mask had on my classmates and their perception of reality. They must have thought that I was the nicest person they had ever met. Boy were they wrong.
My first friend was someone who was similar to me, except that he was more focused on his looks in regards to others. He was emotional, and unstable. I, on the other hand, felt nothing. We had some similar interests, though. We had both recently started playing Call of Duty. For most kids who play war games, it is just a game. But to people like my friend and I, people who think more into simple activities, it was an insight into human nature itself. The flaws of mankind were laid out before us. We killed people over multiplayer thousands of times. The war screams, the blood, the intense firefights: They changed us.
After a few weeks, we began yelling at the top of our lungs at the people over Xbox live. We became violent. We started threatening the opponents with awful things - Things I can't share on a public forum. It made us feel alive.
By the age of 17, we had become serial rapists. On a daily basis, we would take the public buses and trains just to sit with our legs half a foot more apart than women. We took up most of the first quarter of the benches that we sat in, this way. On a busy day, we made it nearly impossible for anyone to sit down, especially women. I'm not sure what it was that made us enjoy this kind of rape. Maybe it was the display of dominance. The fact that we controlled how many people could sit on our bench. The fact that if someone looked our way, the first thing they would be forced to look at is our crotch. It was empowering.
More is still to come. I'm posting this from a proxy, so as to make sure I don't get this traced back to me.
Same
If I don't read it, he can't manipulate me with his supergenius intellect.
also this has to be one of the longest most boring shaggy dog stories I've read, which basically sums up everything you have posted to date, so if you are a troll you are the stuff of antiquity, from trolling days of yore.
As such, you should be stuffed, mounted, and presented in a glass case to unappreciative children from troll academy's.
He's not a troll. He's genuinely sick but "HAHA ONLY JOKING" as a possible out was handed to him on a silver platter, so he took it once it was clear that the board's collective judgement of him wasn't going to be easily worked through.
We'll that's certainly better then admitting wrong :eek:. I'd be very sympathetic to admission of wrong, even now, just cause pretty much every decision I made at 19 was awful.
This was my attempt at mocking your absurd and reactionary conclusion on my mental state. Also threw in a few goodies from teh internutz.
If I was originally trolling, I wouldn't call it quits now. I wouldn't let the cat out of the bag until the pool on the roof and your upper lip had a new layer of shit, blood, and tears on it. Because that's what I'm fucking into.
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2015, 09:57:31 AM
tl;dr
OH, yeah, forgot to include one of those.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 02:04:08 PM
If I was originally trolling, I wouldn't call it quits now. I wouldn't let the cat out of the bag until the pool on the roof and your upper lip had a new layer of shit, blood, and tears on it. Because that's what I'm fucking into.
I had almost forgotten how much I enjoy watching people make a fool of themselves with cockiness like this.
Its like a comedic attempt of a meltdown, its so bizarre.
I assumed it was some kind of satire. Especially paragraph 6, which definitely seems particularly satirical
I'm not quite sure of what
His interests weren't that interesting - I didn't make it far.
Oh look, the guy who manufactured a half assed personality of hypercompetence and manipulation for himself in real life to mask standard teenage insecurities is retreating further into it when challenged.
In before Nigel or Howl or both made me do it.
Human trilby.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 08:54:43 AM
Since it's quite obvious (To everyone on this board, at least) that I have an anti-social personality disorder am 19
Try harder.
Quote from: Faust on June 10, 2015, 10:18:34 AM
As such, you should be stuffed, mounted, and presented in a glass case to unappreciative children from troll academy's.
You went to a Catholic school too, didn't you?
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on June 10, 2015, 03:43:18 PM
In before Nigel or Howl or both made me do it.
That's just assumed, these days.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 10, 2015, 04:43:25 PM
Quote from: Faust on June 10, 2015, 10:18:34 AM
As such, you should be stuffed, mounted, and presented in a glass case to unappreciative children from troll academy's.
You went to a Catholic school too, didn't you?
Unfortunately. There's not a lot of options in Ireland.
FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
:lol: Ahhh precious memories
:lulz:
Quote from: Cain on June 10, 2015, 05:37:26 PM
FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
:lulz:
In before, "sociological experiment".
I've got the book open on time until flounce post/meltdown. Bets, taking, usual script.
YOU ALL DID JUST WHAT I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 08:07:55 PM
YOU ALL DID JUST WHAT I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO.
Isn't it amazing how easy it is to know what someone will have been going to do?
Quote from: Rev Thwack on June 10, 2015, 08:11:03 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 08:07:55 PM
YOU ALL DID JUST WHAT I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO.
Isn't it amazing how easy it is to know what someone will have been going to do?
It's just a gift you have when you happen to be smarter and more logical than everyone else.
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
The rest of the posts ITT were pretty much unrelated nonsense that I glanced over.
Cain was funny as always, though.
Also, if you think insults and belittling is going to make me walk away from the most productive board on the planet (Well, when there's activity), then you are mistaken (Boringly so).
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
The rest of the posts ITT were pretty much unrelated nonsense that I glanced over.
Cain was funny as always, though.
Also, if you think insults and belittling is going to make me walk away from the most productive board on the planet (Well, when there's activity), then you are mistaken (Boringly so).
Actually, Paes pointed it out quite a bit before Shandor.
I don't think anyone intends to drive you away; it's just vaguely entertaining to make fun of your dumbassery, and it started out as an attempt to get you to actually think. At this point you keep saying stupider and stupider things, which reinforces the desire to poke at you to see if you'll do it again. Like those frogs that scream if you bother them.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 11:29:09 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
The rest of the posts ITT were pretty much unrelated nonsense that I glanced over.
Cain was funny as always, though.
Also, if you think insults and belittling is going to make me walk away from the most productive board on the planet (Well, when there's activity), then you are mistaken (Boringly so).
Actually, Paes pointed it out quite a bit before Shandor.
I don't think anyone intends to drive you away; it's just vaguely entertaining to make fun of your dumbassery, and it started out as an attempt to get you to actually think. At this point you keep saying stupider and stupider things, which reinforces the desire to poke at you to see if you'll do it again. Like those frogs that scream if you bother them.
Thoughtless mockery doesn't help someone think. If you want someone to "think" something, you have to know how to prod them in a way that they understand from their perspective. That's like trying to train a dog using treats that give them the shits and taste bad. I'm obviously not
digesting this shit. Not that you're obligated to give me useful advice. Just don't claim that you're doing so when you obviously aren't.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING. WE WERE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME, BECAUSE OF HOW IMPRESSIVELY SUBTLE AND ELEGANT YOUR APPROACH WAS.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:35:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 11:29:09 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
The rest of the posts ITT were pretty much unrelated nonsense that I glanced over.
Cain was funny as always, though.
Also, if you think insults and belittling is going to make me walk away from the most productive board on the planet (Well, when there's activity), then you are mistaken (Boringly so).
Actually, Paes pointed it out quite a bit before Shandor.
I don't think anyone intends to drive you away; it's just vaguely entertaining to make fun of your dumbassery, and it started out as an attempt to get you to actually think. At this point you keep saying stupider and stupider things, which reinforces the desire to poke at you to see if you'll do it again. Like those frogs that scream if you bother them.
Thoughtless mockery doesn't help someone think. If you want someone to "think" something, you have to know how to prod them in a way that they understand from their perspective. That's like trying to train a dog using treats that give them the shits and taste bad. I'm obviously not digesting this shit. Not that you're obligated to give me useful advice. Just don't claim that you're doing so when you obviously aren't.
Are you really explaining to Nigel how persuasion works?
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:06:04 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING. WE WERE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME, BECAUSE OF HOW IMPRESSIVELY SUBTLE AND ELEGANT YOUR APPROACH WAS.
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:07:07 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:35:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 11:29:09 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
The rest of the posts ITT were pretty much unrelated nonsense that I glanced over.
Cain was funny as always, though.
Also, if you think insults and belittling is going to make me walk away from the most productive board on the planet (Well, when there's activity), then you are mistaken (Boringly so).
Actually, Paes pointed it out quite a bit before Shandor.
I don't think anyone intends to drive you away; it's just vaguely entertaining to make fun of your dumbassery, and it started out as an attempt to get you to actually think. At this point you keep saying stupider and stupider things, which reinforces the desire to poke at you to see if you'll do it again. Like those frogs that scream if you bother them.
Thoughtless mockery doesn't help someone think. If you want someone to "think" something, you have to know how to prod them in a way that they understand from their perspective. That's like trying to train a dog using treats that give them the shits and taste bad. I'm obviously not digesting this shit. Not that you're obligated to give me useful advice. Just don't claim that you're doing so when you obviously aren't.
Are you really explaining to Nigel how persuasion works?
I guess so. Apparently she had forgotten. It's ok, it happens sometimes.
(FYI, that's what deliberate condescension looks like.)
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Oh, you can read us like books!
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Oh, you can read us like books!
:roll:
If the previous shitstorm had never happened, this would've gotten excellent reviews. None of you like me, so none of my work gets respect or appraisal. Not that I deserve it or am asking for it. I'm just explaining the obvious predisposed nature of your criticisms. I just didn't expect disrespect to translate into total lack of recognition or understanding. At least it seemed that way, at first.
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1r5f4CtL1qd6k0to1_1280.jpg)
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:41:39 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Oh, you can read us like books!
:roll:
If the previous shitstorm had never happened, this would've gotten excellent reviews. None of you like me, so none of my work gets respect or appraisal. Not that I deserve it or am asking for it. I'm just explaining the obvious predisposed nature of your criticisms. I just didn't expect disrespect to translate into total lack of recognition or understanding. At least it seemed that way, at first.
You know, mistaking criticism for a lack of understanding means you'll fail to learn from those around you.
Taking an absence of respect for your work as an absence of respect for you as a person means the only growth you experience will be a large persecution complex.
In your case though, you get a combination of it all... I fail to understand how you could be so dense, find what you post here to be worthless except as a target for criticizing, have seen no reason to respect you, and have seen no reason to respect what you write.
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 11, 2015, 12:49:28 AM
(http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1r5f4CtL1qd6k0to1_1280.jpg)
:lol:
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:41:39 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Oh, you can read us like books!
:roll:
If the previous shitstorm had never happened, this would've gotten excellent reviews. None of you like me, so none of my work gets respect or appraisal. Not that I deserve it or am asking for it. I'm just explaining the obvious predisposed nature of your criticisms. I just didn't expect disrespect to translate into total lack of recognition or understanding. At least it seemed that way, at first.
Read: I have determined, using my expert logic and reasoning skills, that the reason you are not entertained by my contribution is that, despite it being very good, you are all mean. My logic and reasoning skills do not extend to considering failure on my part to deliver entertaining content.
By the way, I am doing more explaining, despite historically giving lectures on subjects I was totally unqualified to comment on, I have not learned and will continue to fail in this regard. Did I mention that you are all mean?
QuoteMy logic and reasoning skills do not extend to considering failure on my part to deliver entertaining content.
Quote from: Rev Thwack on June 11, 2015, 12:50:18 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:41:39 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Oh, you can read us like books!
:roll:
If the previous shitstorm had never happened, this would've gotten excellent reviews. None of you like me, so none of my work gets respect or appraisal. Not that I deserve it or am asking for it. I'm just explaining the obvious predisposed nature of your criticisms. I just didn't expect disrespect to translate into total lack of recognition or understanding. At least it seemed that way, at first.
You know, mistaking criticism for a lack of understanding means you'll fail to learn from those around you.
Taking an absence of respect for your work as an absence of respect for you as a person means the only growth you experience will be a large persecution complex.
In your case though, you get a combination of it all... I fail to understand how you could be so dense, find what you post here to be worthless except as a target for criticizing, have seen no reason to respect you, and have seen no reason to respect what you write.
I wasn't mistaking criticism for lack of understanding. I was claiming that criticism was taking place because of a perceived lack of understanding.
There was a blatant absence of respect for me as a person which was expressed several times in the OPEN BAR. This translated into a lack of respect for my work, which I'm sure would've otherwise garnered a lot of support. As has been made clear by several members of this board in the past, if one lacks respect here, their work will also lack respect. This case is just an example of this principle in action.
Moral judgments translate into fallacious rejection of ideas produced by the one being judged. This is a common principle, and one that is emphasized here by the blatant moral high ground on which this board places itself. That is, honestly, the only problem I see in this board.
But this is all just logic fetishizing, so don't mind me.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 01:06:05 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:41:39 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Oh, you can read us like books!
:roll:
If the previous shitstorm had never happened, this would've gotten excellent reviews. None of you like me, so none of my work gets respect or appraisal. Not that I deserve it or am asking for it. I'm just explaining the obvious predisposed nature of your criticisms. I just didn't expect disrespect to translate into total lack of recognition or understanding. At least it seemed that way, at first.
Read: I have determined, using my expert logic and reasoning skills, that the reason you are not entertained by my contribution is that, despite it being very good, you are all mean. My logic and reasoning skills do not extend to considering failure on my part to deliver entertaining content.
By the way, I am doing more explaining, despite historically giving lectures on subjects I was totally unqualified to comment on, I have not learned and will continue to fail in this regard. Did I mention that you are all mean?
I don't care if you're mean. That's one of the reasons I come here.
Now I just feel like I'm complaining instead of clarifying.
Wait a minute what was it that was expressed so many times in Open Bar.
If only there were an UNLIMITED thread of some sort to chronicle the whole thing...
Although I can't speak for those other than myself (well, I could, but I'm not arrogant enough to presume to do so), the lack of respect for your work appears independent of the lack of respect for you. You can continue to fool yourself into believing otherwise, but I'd caution against it.
You might also want to ask why there should be a respect for you. Most here display little respect for anyone (as they should) and seem to run off of the philosophy that respect is something earned, not given. What have you done to earn the respect that you indicate is being unjustly denied?
I would like clarification on what exactly the "work" is.
The argument is that if we didn't dislike him we would have liked his 'attempt at mocking your absurd and reactionary conclusion on my mental state'.
Putting aside that our absurd reactionism is how we expressed our dislike and that his argument is basically "If you didn't dislike me, you wouldn't dislike my reaction to you disliking me"... he said he glanced over most of the posts ITT, so is a poor judge of how his work was received.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 01:55:12 AM
The argument is that if we didn't dislike him we would have liked his 'attempt at mocking your absurd and reactionary conclusion on my mental state'.
Putting aside that our absurd reactionism is how we expressed our dislike and that his argument is basically "If you didn't dislike me, you wouldn't dislike my reaction to you disliking me"... he said he glanced over most of the posts ITT, so is a poor judge of how his work was received.
Well, that's just wrong.
He has got to be trolling.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 01:59:28 AM
He has got to be trolling.
The question isn't if he is trolling or not, the question is if it's intentional and realized.
Now look, you, Mister Hoopla. Fernando put a lot of work into writing up a comical little piece of blathering because he figured that appealing to people who don't like him by using SARCASM might earn him some favour.
Who the hell are you to respond to sarcastic and meaningless chitterings with anything but praise and acknowledgement of redemption?
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:35:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 11:29:09 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
The rest of the posts ITT were pretty much unrelated nonsense that I glanced over.
Cain was funny as always, though.
Also, if you think insults and belittling is going to make me walk away from the most productive board on the planet (Well, when there's activity), then you are mistaken (Boringly so).
Actually, Paes pointed it out quite a bit before Shandor.
I don't think anyone intends to drive you away; it's just vaguely entertaining to make fun of your dumbassery, and it started out as an attempt to get you to actually think. At this point you keep saying stupider and stupider things, which reinforces the desire to poke at you to see if you'll do it again. Like those frogs that scream if you bother them.
Thoughtless mockery doesn't help someone think. If you want someone to "think" something, you have to know how to prod them in a way that they understand from their perspective. That's like trying to train a dog using treats that give them the shits and taste bad. I'm obviously not digesting this shit. Not that you're obligated to give me useful advice. Just don't claim that you're doing so when you obviously aren't.
My mockery is
perfectly thoughtful, thank you very much.
You seem to be missing the part where it didn't start as mockery. It simply progressed there after it became clear that you weren't interested in doing any critical thinking about the dumbass shit you were saying.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:07:07 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:35:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 11:29:09 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
The rest of the posts ITT were pretty much unrelated nonsense that I glanced over.
Cain was funny as always, though.
Also, if you think insults and belittling is going to make me walk away from the most productive board on the planet (Well, when there's activity), then you are mistaken (Boringly so).
Actually, Paes pointed it out quite a bit before Shandor.
I don't think anyone intends to drive you away; it's just vaguely entertaining to make fun of your dumbassery, and it started out as an attempt to get you to actually think. At this point you keep saying stupider and stupider things, which reinforces the desire to poke at you to see if you'll do it again. Like those frogs that scream if you bother them.
Thoughtless mockery doesn't help someone think. If you want someone to "think" something, you have to know how to prod them in a way that they understand from their perspective. That's like trying to train a dog using treats that give them the shits and taste bad. I'm obviously not digesting this shit. Not that you're obligated to give me useful advice. Just don't claim that you're doing so when you obviously aren't.
Are you really explaining to Nigel how persuasion works?
It's just that he knows all the things, and is much more logical and rational than everyone else. Therefore why
shouldn't he explain to me how persuasion works? I mean, duh.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:06:04 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING. WE WERE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME, BECAUSE OF HOW IMPRESSIVELY SUBTLE AND ELEGANT YOUR APPROACH WAS.
:lol:
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:06:04 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING. WE WERE HAVING SUCH A HARD TIME, BECAUSE OF HOW IMPRESSIVELY SUBTLE AND ELEGANT YOUR APPROACH WAS.
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
:lulz: Those razor-sharp powers of perception you have. You just read us all like books.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:41:39 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Oh, you can read us like books!
:roll:
If the previous shitstorm had never happened, this would've gotten excellent reviews. None of you like me, so none of my work gets respect or appraisal. Not that I deserve it or am asking for it. I'm just explaining the obvious predisposed nature of your criticisms. I just didn't expect disrespect to translate into total lack of recognition or understanding. At least it seemed that way, at first.
Uh-huh. It's just that we're all biased and that's why we're treating this like the latest installment in an ongoing conversation, and not like a random work of creative fiction placed here for our enjoyment and approval.
It's totally that.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 01:30:14 AM
Now I just feel like I'm complaining instead of clarifying.
DING DING DING DING
The OP itself is passive-aggressively complainy and reeks of butthurt.
Again, one of the funnier aspects of this whole thing is the several PD.com members who are actually on watchlists.
Not that this is any great achievement in and of itself. Go buy Sayyid Qutb's Milestones with a credit or debit card, and look forward to several years of being asked to "step to one side" when travelling by plane.
UGH why did fuckwits need to do this the day I can't internets at all?
For the record, Fernando, I genuinely dislike you and hope you die alone and scared in the dark.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 02:01:15 AM
Now look, you, Mister Hoopla. Fernando put a lot of work into writing up a comical little piece of blathering because he figured that appealing to people who don't like him by using SARCASM might earn him some favour.
He is a master manipulator with a profound understanding of human psychology, and can totally read a crowd.
Quote from: Rev Thwack on June 11, 2015, 01:47:26 AM
Although I can't speak for those other than myself (well, I could, but I'm not arrogant enough to presume to do so), the lack of respect for your work appears independent of the lack of respect for you. You can continue to fool yourself into believing otherwise, but I'd caution against it.
You might also want to ask why there should be a respect for you. Most here display little respect for anyone (as they should) and seem to run off of the philosophy that respect is something earned, not given. What have you done to earn the respect that you indicate is being unjustly denied?
I'm not asking for respect. I don't think I've given a reason for them to respect me. I also think that respect is earned, and I don't think I've earned it in their eyes, here.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 01:55:12 AM
The argument is that if we didn't dislike him we would have liked his 'attempt at mocking your absurd and reactionary conclusion on my mental state'.
Putting aside that our absurd reactionism is how we expressed our dislike and that his argument is basically "If you didn't dislike me, you wouldn't dislike my reaction to you disliking me"... he said he glanced over most of the posts ITT, so is a poor judge of how his work was received.
The concept of this thread was pre-planned. The context of the purpose was all that changed. I've been wanting to make a "This is why I'm a violent psychopath" thread for a long time.
You can determine a lot about the intention of a post by just looking at the first few words and the last few words. If it starts out unrelated, the whole thing is probably unrelated.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:09:58 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:35:45 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 11:29:09 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 10:51:18 PM
Prelate Diogenes Shandor got it right. Regardless of whether I'm sick, this was supposed to be satire, and sarcasm regarding your conclusion.
The rest of the posts ITT were pretty much unrelated nonsense that I glanced over.
Cain was funny as always, though.
Also, if you think insults and belittling is going to make me walk away from the most productive board on the planet (Well, when there's activity), then you are mistaken (Boringly so).
Actually, Paes pointed it out quite a bit before Shandor.
I don't think anyone intends to drive you away; it's just vaguely entertaining to make fun of your dumbassery, and it started out as an attempt to get you to actually think. At this point you keep saying stupider and stupider things, which reinforces the desire to poke at you to see if you'll do it again. Like those frogs that scream if you bother them.
Thoughtless mockery doesn't help someone think. If you want someone to "think" something, you have to know how to prod them in a way that they understand from their perspective. That's like trying to train a dog using treats that give them the shits and taste bad. I'm obviously not digesting this shit. Not that you're obligated to give me useful advice. Just don't claim that you're doing so when you obviously aren't.
My mockery is perfectly thoughtful, thank you very much.
You seem to be missing the part where it didn't start as mockery. It simply progressed there after it became clear that you weren't interested in doing any critical thinking about the dumbass shit you were saying.
"and it started out as an attempt to get you to actually think." ~ My sides are in orbit.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:21:28 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:41:39 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 12:23:05 AM
Based on the reactions I got, it seemed like people thought it was a real story or something.
Oh, you can read us like books!
:roll:
If the previous shitstorm had never happened, this would've gotten excellent reviews. None of you like me, so none of my work gets respect or appraisal. Not that I deserve it or am asking for it. I'm just explaining the obvious predisposed nature of your criticisms. I just didn't expect disrespect to translate into total lack of recognition or understanding. At least it seemed that way, at first.
Uh-huh. It's just that we're all biased and that's why we're treating this like the latest installment in an ongoing conversation, and not like a random work of creative fiction placed here for our enjoyment and approval.
It's totally that.
I've witnessed you do it before with past newcomers. It's a common occurrence with the hated on this board.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 11, 2015, 03:33:30 AM
UGH why did fuckwits need to do this the day I can't internets at all?
For the record, Fernando, I genuinely dislike you and hope you die alone and scared in the dark.
That's too bad. I think you're quite sane, and very intelligent.
And don't worry, I expect my life will end much like that.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:36:12 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 02:01:15 AM
Now look, you, Mister Hoopla. Fernando put a lot of work into writing up a comical little piece of blathering because he figured that appealing to people who don't like him by using SARCASM might earn him some favour.
He is a master manipulator with a profound understanding of human psychology, and can totally read a crowd.
I'm just gonna start accepting these random sarcastic remarks as compliments. At least they would serve a purpose then, even if that purpose is to feed my obviously
starving ego.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 04:39:50 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 01:55:12 AM
The argument is that if we didn't dislike him we would have liked his 'attempt at mocking your absurd and reactionary conclusion on my mental state'.
Putting aside that our absurd reactionism is how we expressed our dislike and that his argument is basically "If you didn't dislike me, you wouldn't dislike my reaction to you disliking me"... he said he glanced over most of the posts ITT, so is a poor judge of how his work was received.
The concept of this thread was pre-planned. The context of the purpose was all that changed. I've been wanting to make a "This is why I'm a violent psychopath" thread for a long time.
You can determine a lot about the intention of a post by just looking at the first few words and the last few words. If it starts out unrelated, the whole thing is probably unrelated.
I'm going to skip right over the hilarity of investigating just why you need to assert that you've been working on this thread for some time or why you think it worth explaining that mismatched introduction and conclusion are a symptom of a wandering piece of writing and instead just point out that neither of these flows well as a response to what I said.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 04:49:01 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 04:39:50 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 01:55:12 AM
The argument is that if we didn't dislike him we would have liked his 'attempt at mocking your absurd and reactionary conclusion on my mental state'.
Putting aside that our absurd reactionism is how we expressed our dislike and that his argument is basically "If you didn't dislike me, you wouldn't dislike my reaction to you disliking me"... he said he glanced over most of the posts ITT, so is a poor judge of how his work was received.
The concept of this thread was pre-planned. The context of the purpose was all that changed. I've been wanting to make a "This is why I'm a violent psychopath" thread for a long time.
You can determine a lot about the intention of a post by just looking at the first few words and the last few words. If it starts out unrelated, the whole thing is probably unrelated.
I'm going to skip right over the hilarity of investigating just why you need to assert that you've been working on this thread for some time or why you think it worth explaining that mismatched introduction and conclusion are a symptom of a wandering piece of writing and instead just point out that neither of these flows well as a response to what I said.
Right, skip right over the post's ideas and attack the
flow... I'm gonna start writing this stuff down. It's good.
By flow I mean the ideas don't follow easily. Are you contradicting the single part of my post which was a direct quote from you?
DIS FREAD IS A TOOLBOX.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 04:58:03 AM
By flow I mean the ideas don't follow easily. Are you contradicting the single part of my post which was a direct quote from you?
The body of my thread, the part where I throw up bullshit pseudo psychology and connect them to random childhood references, was an idea I wanted to put into play for awhile. Even if the shitstorm in OPEN BAR had never happened, I would've eventually posted it. But, it just so happened to tie in with the shitstorm and give me a sarcastic context to write it in. Personally, that made it even better.
I'm separating the two ideas that you obviously misunderstood to be connected.
The second part of my post was obviously directed toward your suggestion that skimming the replies gave me poor judgment of the mentality of the audience.
I love it when they double down.
You go, Fernando!
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:15:22 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 04:58:03 AM
By flow I mean the ideas don't follow easily. Are you contradicting the single part of my post which was a direct quote from you?
The body of my thread, the part where I throw up bullshit pseudo psychology and connect them to random childhood references, was an idea I wanted to put into play for awhile. Even if the shitstorm in OPEN BAR had never happened, I would've eventually posted it. But, it just so happened to tie in with the shitstorm and give me a sarcastic context to write it in. Personally, that made it even better.
I'm separating the two ideas that you obviously misunderstood to be connected.
The second part of my post was obviously directed toward your suggestion that skimming the replies gave me poor judgment of the mentality of the audience.
The part you seem to be missing, or at least pretending to miss, is that the content of the OP is functionally identical to everything else you've ever written in here. It may seem like cutting satire to you, but really it's just marginally more of the same.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:17:02 AM
You go, Fernando!
This'll be just enough to get me through tomorrow. You have no idea how long it's been since I've heard that.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:18:57 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:15:22 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 04:58:03 AM
By flow I mean the ideas don't follow easily. Are you contradicting the single part of my post which was a direct quote from you?
The body of my thread, the part where I throw up bullshit pseudo psychology and connect them to random childhood references, was an idea I wanted to put into play for awhile. Even if the shitstorm in OPEN BAR had never happened, I would've eventually posted it. But, it just so happened to tie in with the shitstorm and give me a sarcastic context to write it in. Personally, that made it even better.
I'm separating the two ideas that you obviously misunderstood to be connected.
The second part of my post was obviously directed toward your suggestion that skimming the replies gave me poor judgment of the mentality of the audience.
The part you seem to be missing, or at least pretending to miss, is that the content of the OP is functionally identical to everything else you've ever written in here. It may seem like cutting satire to you, but really it's just marginally more of the same.
And then you had to go and ruin the day again.
Wouldn't that just mean the shitstorm previous to this was just a satire splooge-fest, too? You can't honestly, think that...
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:26:43 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:17:02 AM
You go, Fernando!
This'll be just enough to get me through tomorrow. You have no idea how long it's been since I've heard that.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:18:57 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:15:22 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 04:58:03 AM
By flow I mean the ideas don't follow easily. Are you contradicting the single part of my post which was a direct quote from you?
The body of my thread, the part where I throw up bullshit pseudo psychology and connect them to random childhood references, was an idea I wanted to put into play for awhile. Even if the shitstorm in OPEN BAR had never happened, I would've eventually posted it. But, it just so happened to tie in with the shitstorm and give me a sarcastic context to write it in. Personally, that made it even better.
I'm separating the two ideas that you obviously misunderstood to be connected.
The second part of my post was obviously directed toward your suggestion that skimming the replies gave me poor judgment of the mentality of the audience.
The part you seem to be missing, or at least pretending to miss, is that the content of the OP is functionally identical to everything else you've ever written in here. It may seem like cutting satire to you, but really it's just marginally more of the same.
And then you had to go and ruin the day again.
Ain't I a stinker?
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:26:43 AMWouldn't that just mean the shitstorm previous to this was just a satire splooge-fest, too? You can't honestly, think that...
Poe's Law.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 04:47:25 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 11:21:51 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:04:26 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 04:06:58 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 03:50:36 AM
I don't consider that information very high-level. I don't think anyone would consider that information very high level. Why would you assume I was being condescending or whatever the fuck?
REALLY??? YOU KID.
:sexybeast:
1.) You are so shockingly unobservant about the people that you interact with that I really wonder whether your entire vaunted ability to "read" and "manipulate" people is entirely based in self-deception.
2.) I DO rather hope that your next parlor trick will be explaining the international politics of terrorism in simplified terms, though. Just for the lail.
FIXED
1.) I guess I wouldn't know, would I?
2.) I don't understand shit about terrorism. I don't claim to have any superior knowledge to anyone about anything on this forum. In-fact, most of the time I end up humbling myself, and claiming to know very little about most topics compared to everyone here. Why else would I be here? I don't come here to boast, I come here to learn and contribute as much as I can to the debates and humor I claim to at least know something about. Dislike me all you want. But I'm not here for a fucking pissing contest.
:lulz: It's hard to imagine why anyone would perceive you as condescending, isn't it? Almost impossible.
I understand that I have a huge ego. I'm not denying that. But assuming that every attempt at complex thought is condescending because of it is just unproductive. If I ever seem condescending, I'm NOT trying to be. It's probably just one of many problems I still have to work on.
Being preachy can be effective for certain crowds. Obviously this one is NOT receptive to it. Just like I'm not that receptive to your "suggestive mockery."
Oh honey, aren't you precious? I am way past trying to help you. Once I start making fun of you instead of talking to you, I am doing it purely to entertain myself and what you get out of it (or don't) is your problem.
So, you mock those whom you are sure have some kind of mental issue, and you do it for your own entertainment without regard to their well-being? And you have the nerve to make a moral judgment on my treatment of my girlfriend? Sounds like a mix of sadism and an ego that's too big to let you see the hypocrisy. I suggest a therapist.
Is "self-absorbed, clueless twit" a mental disorder now?
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:17:02 AM
I love it when they double down.
You go, Fernando!
:lulz:
I think my favorite part is "I love everything you guys do"
"OH WAIT NO, NOT WHEN YOU DO IT TO ME, NOW IT'S TERRIBLE"
:lol:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 05:54:52 AM
I think my favorite part is "I love everything you guys do"
"OH WAIT NO, NOT WHEN YOU DO IT TO ME, NOW IT'S TERRIBLE"
:lol:
Hive mind in 3... 2...
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:57:44 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 05:54:52 AM
I think my favorite part is "I love everything you guys do"
"OH WAIT NO, NOT WHEN YOU DO IT TO ME, NOW IT'S TERRIBLE"
:lol:
Hive mind in 3... 2...
He's seen us do this very thing in the past, you know.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 05:59:17 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:57:44 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 05:54:52 AM
I think my favorite part is "I love everything you guys do"
"OH WAIT NO, NOT WHEN YOU DO IT TO ME, NOW IT'S TERRIBLE"
:lol:
Hive mind in 3... 2...
He's seen us do this very thing in the past, you know.
He's probably been manipulating this entire scenario for months.
(http://users.content.ytmnd.com/d/9/0/d9078d6071e8ed7a7b4191ae6b534fc2.jpg)
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:26:43 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:17:02 AM
You go, Fernando!
This'll be just enough to get me through tomorrow. You have no idea how long it's been since I've heard that.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:18:57 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:15:22 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 04:58:03 AM
By flow I mean the ideas don't follow easily. Are you contradicting the single part of my post which was a direct quote from you?
The body of my thread, the part where I throw up bullshit pseudo psychology and connect them to random childhood references, was an idea I wanted to put into play for awhile. Even if the shitstorm in OPEN BAR had never happened, I would've eventually posted it. But, it just so happened to tie in with the shitstorm and give me a sarcastic context to write it in. Personally, that made it even better.
I'm separating the two ideas that you obviously misunderstood to be connected.
The second part of my post was obviously directed toward your suggestion that skimming the replies gave me poor judgment of the mentality of the audience.
The part you seem to be missing, or at least pretending to miss, is that the content of the OP is functionally identical to everything else you've ever written in here. It may seem like cutting satire to you, but really it's just marginally more of the same.
And then you had to go and ruin the day again.
Ain't I a stinker?
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:26:43 AMWouldn't that just mean the shitstorm previous to this was just a satire splooge-fest, too? You can't honestly, think that...
Poe's Law.
Taking the
safe way out, I see. You take care, now.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 05:51:22 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 04:47:25 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:30:11 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:39:46 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 11:21:51 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 11:04:26 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 10, 2015, 04:06:58 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 10, 2015, 03:50:36 AM
I don't consider that information very high-level. I don't think anyone would consider that information very high level. Why would you assume I was being condescending or whatever the fuck?
REALLY??? YOU KID.
:sexybeast:
1.) You are so shockingly unobservant about the people that you interact with that I really wonder whether your entire vaunted ability to "read" and "manipulate" people is entirely based in self-deception.
2.) I DO rather hope that your next parlor trick will be explaining the international politics of terrorism in simplified terms, though. Just for the lail.
FIXED
1.) I guess I wouldn't know, would I?
2.) I don't understand shit about terrorism. I don't claim to have any superior knowledge to anyone about anything on this forum. In-fact, most of the time I end up humbling myself, and claiming to know very little about most topics compared to everyone here. Why else would I be here? I don't come here to boast, I come here to learn and contribute as much as I can to the debates and humor I claim to at least know something about. Dislike me all you want. But I'm not here for a fucking pissing contest.
:lulz: It's hard to imagine why anyone would perceive you as condescending, isn't it? Almost impossible.
I understand that I have a huge ego. I'm not denying that. But assuming that every attempt at complex thought is condescending because of it is just unproductive. If I ever seem condescending, I'm NOT trying to be. It's probably just one of many problems I still have to work on.
Being preachy can be effective for certain crowds. Obviously this one is NOT receptive to it. Just like I'm not that receptive to your "suggestive mockery."
Oh honey, aren't you precious? I am way past trying to help you. Once I start making fun of you instead of talking to you, I am doing it purely to entertain myself and what you get out of it (or don't) is your problem.
So, you mock those whom you are sure have some kind of mental issue, and you do it for your own entertainment without regard to their well-being? And you have the nerve to make a moral judgment on my treatment of my girlfriend? Sounds like a mix of sadism and an ego that's too big to let you see the hypocrisy. I suggest a therapist.
Is "self-absorbed, clueless twit" a mental disorder now?
Even if it was, I doubt you'd even care. I've established ownership of every aspect I can think of for NPD, yet, no sympathy. I mean, you're just as bad. Most of the time, Narcissists tend to establish a camaraderie. An understanding.
That must mean one of us isn't Narcissistic.
:llama:
I don't really have any sympathy for sociopaths, either.
I guess I'm just a dick that way.
You want sympathy for having a personality disorder that makes you a shitty person? Talk to your therapist, because I DGAF.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 06:02:56 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 05:59:17 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:57:44 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 05:54:52 AM
I think my favorite part is "I love everything you guys do"
"OH WAIT NO, NOT WHEN YOU DO IT TO ME, NOW IT'S TERRIBLE"
:lol:
Hive mind in 3... 2...
He's seen us do this very thing in the past, you know.
He's probably been manipulating this entire scenario for months.
(http://users.content.ytmnd.com/d/9/0/d9078d6071e8ed7a7b4191ae6b534fc2.jpg)
It'll turn out to be Dead Kennedy. :lulz:
That guy was possibly my favorite troll of all time. I mean, he was an awful person, but FFS he really put his heart and soul into his trolling.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 06:04:39 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:26:43 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:17:02 AM
You go, Fernando!
This'll be just enough to get me through tomorrow. You have no idea how long it's been since I've heard that.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:18:57 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:15:22 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 04:58:03 AM
By flow I mean the ideas don't follow easily. Are you contradicting the single part of my post which was a direct quote from you?
The body of my thread, the part where I throw up bullshit pseudo psychology and connect them to random childhood references, was an idea I wanted to put into play for awhile. Even if the shitstorm in OPEN BAR had never happened, I would've eventually posted it. But, it just so happened to tie in with the shitstorm and give me a sarcastic context to write it in. Personally, that made it even better.
I'm separating the two ideas that you obviously misunderstood to be connected.
The second part of my post was obviously directed toward your suggestion that skimming the replies gave me poor judgment of the mentality of the audience.
The part you seem to be missing, or at least pretending to miss, is that the content of the OP is functionally identical to everything else you've ever written in here. It may seem like cutting satire to you, but really it's just marginally more of the same.
And then you had to go and ruin the day again.
Ain't I a stinker?
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:26:43 AMWouldn't that just mean the shitstorm previous to this was just a satire splooge-fest, too? You can't honestly, think that...
Poe's Law.
Taking the safe way out, I see. You take care, now.
I'm serious. They are indistinguishable from this side.
What I love is how these guys think that doubling-down will let them WIN.
There's no possible prize for "victory", but still they try. And try and try and try.
A few months later, they're a curiosity in the Peanut Gallery subforum.
A few months after that, the next one kicks the door in with their underwear on their heads, bound and determined to SHOW US ALL.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 06:13:19 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 06:04:39 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:50:32 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:26:43 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:17:02 AM
You go, Fernando!
This'll be just enough to get me through tomorrow. You have no idea how long it's been since I've heard that.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 05:18:57 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:15:22 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 04:58:03 AM
By flow I mean the ideas don't follow easily. Are you contradicting the single part of my post which was a direct quote from you?
The body of my thread, the part where I throw up bullshit pseudo psychology and connect them to random childhood references, was an idea I wanted to put into play for awhile. Even if the shitstorm in OPEN BAR had never happened, I would've eventually posted it. But, it just so happened to tie in with the shitstorm and give me a sarcastic context to write it in. Personally, that made it even better.
I'm separating the two ideas that you obviously misunderstood to be connected.
The second part of my post was obviously directed toward your suggestion that skimming the replies gave me poor judgment of the mentality of the audience.
The part you seem to be missing, or at least pretending to miss, is that the content of the OP is functionally identical to everything else you've ever written in here. It may seem like cutting satire to you, but really it's just marginally more of the same.
And then you had to go and ruin the day again.
Ain't I a stinker?
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 05:26:43 AMWouldn't that just mean the shitstorm previous to this was just a satire splooge-fest, too? You can't honestly, think that...
Poe's Law.
Taking the safe way out, I see. You take care, now.
I'm serious. They are indistinguishable from this side.
Yeah, I can't tell either. Troll? Sincere? Whatever... either way there's no reasoning with it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2015, 06:16:50 AM
What I love is how these guys think that doubling-down will let them WIN.
There's no possible prize for "victory", but still they try. And try and try and try.
A few months later, they're a curiosity in the Peanut Gallery subforum.
A few months after that, the next one kicks the door in with their underwear on their heads, bound and determined to SHOW US ALL.
It's like the beautiful, ineffable cycle of life.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 06:17:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2015, 06:16:50 AM
What I love is how these guys think that doubling-down will let them WIN.
There's no possible prize for "victory", but still they try. And try and try and try.
A few months later, they're a curiosity in the Peanut Gallery subforum.
A few months after that, the next one kicks the door in with their underwear on their heads, bound and determined to SHOW US ALL.
It's like the beautiful, ineffable cycle of life.
We could call it "AKK's Principle", if we could tighten it up a bit.
Nigel, your posts are getting edgier and edgier with every passing minute. Your apathy is obviously just a subconscious defense mechanism created by your delicate ego. Luckily, I have experience with such unfortunate predispositions.
If you ever want help with that, just let me know. I've studied megalomaniacs for years, now - Online and off. I'm quite in-tune with the little mind tricks they play on themselves.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 06:26:41 AM
Nigel, your posts are getting edgier and edgier with every passing minute. Your apathy is obviously just a subconscious defense mechanism created by your delicate ego. Luckily, I have experience with such unfortunate predispositions.
If you ever want help with that, just let me know. I've studied megalomaniacs for years, now - Online and off. I'm quite in-tune with the little mind tricks they play on themselves.
Can we keep him?
Now when you claim to have studied for years, is this "study" in the same sense that you "studied" IT security?
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 06:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 06:26:41 AM
Nigel, your posts are getting edgier and edgier with every passing minute. Your apathy is obviously just a subconscious defense mechanism created by your delicate ego. Luckily, I have experience with such unfortunate predispositions.
If you ever want help with that, just let me know. I've studied megalomaniacs for years, now - Online and off. I'm quite in-tune with the little mind tricks they play on themselves.
Can we keep him?
HE'S GONNA TELL NIGEL
WHAT!
:lulz:
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 06:39:38 AM
Now when you claim to have studied for years, is this "study" in the same sense that you "studied" IT security?
Well, sure. He has a PhD in megalomaniology.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 06:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 06:26:41 AM
Nigel, your posts are getting edgier and edgier with every passing minute. Your apathy is obviously just a subconscious defense mechanism created by your delicate ego. Luckily, I have experience with such unfortunate predispositions.
If you ever want help with that, just let me know. I've studied megalomaniacs for years, now - Online and off. I'm quite in-tune with the little mind tricks they play on themselves.
Can we keep him?
Only if you pay for its shots, untick him and unparasite him. And clean his poopies. Walk him.
What's really interesting is that 80% of the freaks come after me.
The other 20% hate women who speak up, so they go absolutely batshit on Nigel. Because a woman who speaks her mind must be some kind of megalomaniac, right? She just doesn't listen when someone with a penis explains things to her in small, easily understood words.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2015, 06:44:22 AM
What's really interesting is that 80% of the freaks come after me.
The other 20% hate women who speak up, so they go absolutely batshit on Nigel. Because a woman who speaks her mind must be some kind of megalomaniac, right? She just doesn't listen when someone with a penis explains things to her in small, easily understood words.
Human trilby.
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 06:39:38 AM
Now when you claim to have studied for years, is this "study" in the same sense that you "studied" IT security?
Actually, while I am an avid manipulator and psychology practitioner, IT security was what I studied the most. Don't worry, I'll brush up on Freud before I start working my magic. She will come out unscathed,
I assure you.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2015, 06:44:22 AM
What's really interesting is that 80% of the freaks come after me.
The other 20% hate women who speak up, so they go absolutely batshit on Nigel. Because a woman who speaks her mind must be some kind of megalomaniac, right? She just doesn't listen when someone with a penis explains things to her in small, easily understood words.
Umm, no. She was just one of the few people who would talk to me. All you did was insult me and refuse to tackle any of my arguments, so there was no point.
Believe me big boy, you were my first choice :wink: :wink:
Quote from: The Johnny on June 11, 2015, 06:41:38 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 06:28:12 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 06:26:41 AM
Nigel, your posts are getting edgier and edgier with every passing minute. Your apathy is obviously just a subconscious defense mechanism created by your delicate ego. Luckily, I have experience with such unfortunate predispositions.
If you ever want help with that, just let me know. I've studied megalomaniacs for years, now - Online and off. I'm quite in-tune with the little mind tricks they play on themselves.
Can we keep him?
Only if you pay for its shots, untick him and unparasite him. And clean his poopies. Walk him.
Har har har
I walk miles a day.
And I don't have ticks
I am understanding that IT security is your primary talent and your others are inferior to it. So if we use your lecture on crypto as a baseline, you know less about most other things?
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 07:25:28 AM
I am understanding that IT security is your primary talent and your others are inferior to it. So if we use your lecture on crypto as a baseline, you know less about most other things?
Precisely :)
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 07:25:28 AM
I am understanding that IT security is your primary talent and your others are inferior to it. So if we use your lecture on crypto as a baseline, you know less about most other things?
I want to see his arm-chair psychologist act though.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:04:40 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 11, 2015, 06:39:38 AM
Now when you claim to have studied for years, is this "study" in the same sense that you "studied" IT security?
Actually, while I am an avid manipulator and psychology practitioner, IT security was what I studied the most. Don't worry, I'll brush up on Freud before I start working my magic. She will come out unscathed, I assure you.
https://youtu.be/nwbhVjUcono?t=75
Oh goodie... Armchair psychoanalysis.... Can't wait to see what the puppy thinks it knows about me.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 06:26:41 AM
Nigel, your posts are getting edgier and edgier with every passing minute. Your apathy is obviously just a subconscious defense mechanism created by your delicate ego. Luckily, I have experience with such unfortunate predispositions.
If you ever want help with that, just let me know. I've studied megalomaniacs for years, now - Online and off. I'm quite in-tune with the little mind tricks they play on themselves.
:lol: I'm going to assume at this point that you're trying to be funny. Congratulations, you have succeeded.
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person and actually being one.
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be" - Kurt Vonnegut
Oh boy.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 04:04:26 PM
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be" - Kurt Vonnegut
So, if I pretend to be an astronaut, I'll get to travel into space? Awesome!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2015, 06:20:32 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 06:17:37 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2015, 06:16:50 AM
What I love is how these guys think that doubling-down will let them WIN.
There's no possible prize for "victory", but still they try. And try and try and try.
A few months later, they're a curiosity in the Peanut Gallery subforum.
A few months after that, the next one kicks the door in with their underwear on their heads, bound and determined to SHOW US ALL.
It's like the beautiful, ineffable cycle of life.
We could call it "AKK's Principle", if we could tighten it up a bit.
I feel like it needs a diagram. Hmmm...
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.
Fixed
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:38:01 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 06:26:41 AM
Nigel, your posts are getting edgier and edgier with every passing minute. Your apathy is obviously just a subconscious defense mechanism created by your delicate ego. Luckily, I have experience with such unfortunate predispositions.
If you ever want help with that, just let me know. I've studied megalomaniacs for years, now - Online and off. I'm quite in-tune with the little mind tricks they play on themselves.
:lol: I'm going to assume at this point that you're trying to be funny. Congratulations, you have succeeded.
Long ago, when realizing the awful reality of what I was, compared to what I wanted to be, I too thought it
funny.
That is also a defense mechanism.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 04:04:26 PM
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be" - Kurt Vonnegut
I pretended to be a nice guy pretending to be a smart guy pretending to be a narcissist pretending to be a troll pretending to be kidding.
But I ended up a dog. Hurt Vonagenuts was
slightly off, I'm afraid.
Actually, you started boring, and ended boring.
Not much of a character arc.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 07:58:21 PM
Actually, you started boring, and ended boring.
Not much of a character arc.
I think that says much less about my efforts, and more about your lack of a sense of humor. I can only guess, by your blatantly dull and emotionless reactions to almost anything anyone says, that you are probably depressed and/or lonely, and have been for quite some time. As someone who's been manipulating relationships and feelings since they were a boy, I can give you the necessary advice to make people like you and like being around you. That is, as long as your self-esteem doesn't keep you unwilling to help yourself.
If your self-esteem is holding you back, then I can provide cleverly crafted compliments (In limited supply of course, we wouldn't want you getting a big head) throughout my stay here so as to make the transition more productive.
banal
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 09:51:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 07:58:21 PM
Actually, you started boring, and ended boring.
Not much of a character arc.
I think that says much less about my efforts, and more about your lack of a sense of humor. I can only guess, by your blatantly dull and emotionless reactions to almost anything anyone says, that you are probably depressed and/or lonely, and have been for quite some time. As someone who's been manipulating relationships and feelings since they were a boy, I can give you the necessary advice to make people like you and like being around you. That is, as long as your self-esteem doesn't keep you unwilling to help yourself.
If your self-esteem is holding you back, then I can provide cleverly crafted compliments (In limited supply of course, we wouldn't want you getting a big head) throughout my stay here so as to make the transition more productive.
Ok, you giving people likability lessons is a little funny. I'll give you that much.
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 09:55:33 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 09:51:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 07:58:21 PM
Actually, you started boring, and ended boring.
Not much of a character arc.
I think that says much less about my efforts, and more about your lack of a sense of humor. I can only guess, by your blatantly dull and emotionless reactions to almost anything anyone says, that you are probably depressed and/or lonely, and have been for quite some time. As someone who's been manipulating relationships and feelings since they were a boy, I can give you the necessary advice to make people like you and like being around you. That is, as long as your self-esteem doesn't keep you unwilling to help yourself.
If your self-esteem is holding you back, then I can provide cleverly crafted compliments (In limited supply of course, we wouldn't want you getting a big head) throughout my stay here so as to make the transition more productive.
Ok, you giving people likability lessons is a little funny. I'll give you that much.
Hesitant to accept my help? It's alright, all you need is a little push from a friend.
(I'll go ahead and start with the compliments)
Honestly Hoopla, just by talking to me, you give me so much more. Your presence on this forum
really makes the place much more sincere and positive.
(To balance out any ego over-boost that the compliment might cause, I will also provide a suggestion on something that you can improve on.)
But, you might want to work on expressing emotion in your posts. Expression of emotion is one of the greater ways in which people relate to each other. Expressing a little emotion, maybe through a simple smiley face here and there, or an expression of surprise through onomatopoeia, will give people a better chance to relate with you, and want to spend more time around you.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 10:13:09 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 09:55:33 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 09:51:41 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2015, 07:58:21 PM
Actually, you started boring, and ended boring.
Not much of a character arc.
I think that says much less about my efforts, and more about your lack of a sense of humor. I can only guess, by your blatantly dull and emotionless reactions to almost anything anyone says, that you are probably depressed and/or lonely, and have been for quite some time. As someone who's been manipulating relationships and feelings since they were a boy, I can give you the necessary advice to make people like you and like being around you. That is, as long as your self-esteem doesn't keep you unwilling to help yourself.
If your self-esteem is holding you back, then I can provide cleverly crafted compliments (In limited supply of course, we wouldn't want you getting a big head) throughout my stay here so as to make the transition more productive.
Ok, you giving people likability lessons is a little funny. I'll give you that much.
Hesitant to accept my help? It's alright, all you need is a little push from a friend.
(I'll go ahead and start with the compliments)
Honestly Hoopla, just by talking to me, you give me so much more. Your presence on this forum really makes the place much more sincere and positive.
(To balance out any ego over-boost that the compliment might cause, I will also provide a suggestion on something that you can improve on.)
But, you might want to work on expressing emotion in your posts. Expression of emotion is one of the greater ways in which people relate to each other. Expressing a little emotion, maybe through a simple smiley face here and there, or an expression of surprise through onomatopoeia, will give people a better chance to relate with you, and want to spend more time around you.
Oh. You're going to continue. That's tedious. :kingmeh:
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Dalekk was one of them, but he's Bulgarian. I dont remember Aussies here.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.
Fixed
Whether you're on the internet or not is irrelevant.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 02:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Dalekk was one of them, but he's Bulgarian. I dont remember Aussies here.
That would be Lysergic.
I seem him posting occasionally on FB. He seems to have gotten over it...both the meth, and being an annoying douchebag. Though he is a street magician so YMMV on the second one.
Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2015, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 02:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Dalekk was one of them, but he's Bulgarian. I dont remember Aussies here.
That would be Lysergic.
I seem him posting occasionally on FB. He seems to have gotten over it...both the meth, and being an annoying douchebag. Though he is a street magician so YMMV on the second one.
Where is Lord Vetinari now that we finally need him?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:03:00 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.
Fixed
Whether you're on the internet or not is irrelevant.
JUST PIXELS ON A SCREEN, MAN.
Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2015, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 02:53:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Dalekk was one of them, but he's Bulgarian. I dont remember Aussies here.
That would be Lysergic.
I seem him posting occasionally on FB. He seems to have gotten over it...both the meth, and being an annoying douchebag. Though he is a street magician so YMMV on the second one.
Oh, well that's nice, then! See, if even he can grow out of it, this kid can.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 03:10:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:03:00 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.
Fixed
Whether you're on the internet or not is irrelevant.
JUST PIXELS ON A SCREEN, MAN.
I've always said that you have to be extra careful to recognize the humanity of others online. Because voice + anonymity unchecked leaves you posting at campidiot.com.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:11:49 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 03:10:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 12, 2015, 03:03:00 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 11, 2015, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 11, 2015, 03:42:52 PM
I think it might be worth pointing out that, as has been noted many times here previously, there is no functional difference between acting like a loathsome person on the internet and actually being one on the internet.
Fixed
Whether you're on the internet or not is irrelevant.
JUST PIXELS ON A SCREEN, MAN.
I've always said that you have to be extra careful to recognize the humanity of others online. Because voice + anonymity unchecked leaves you posting at campidiot.com.
Yeah, or some of that 4-chan pubescent sociopath clusterfuck bullshit.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
It's probably because I was so dreadfully intelligent and behaved as a child. Everyone just forgot about me because I never did anything wrong. To get any attention, I had to do shit like this. And actually, I type with my penis to kill two birds with one stone (I have to hold it with both hands - Awful hand-eye coordination, not because of the size.)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Lonely? :lol: Not even going to comment.
The spiral of shame is my
life. I don't learn anything any other way. I've practically been on 2 or 3 ON THIS BOARD. I had mini-spirals back when I made my first rant. Randomly posting pictures for completely un-entertaining reasons and LOLOLOLing while I spout nonsense and randomly misunderstand simple statements and questions is just what I do when I'm turning into less of an idiot.
This shit was just because it pissed me off that you blew what I said out of proportion (Probably more my fault, considering my wording), so I just went with it and built on it, knowing it would become a shitstorm. And then it just became entertaining as fuck to try and make this a self-fulfilling prophecy. As you guys made predictions on where my behavior was going to go next, and as you made predictions on my personality, I just built on it. You guys seemed to like the armchair psychologist at the end, so I figured I'd play it out for a few more posts. Obviously its comedic value was lost over night. I'll probably come back in a month and be completely chill and empty of shit-fuckery.
Oh...
My...
God...
I don't believe it! Bingo! Bingo! I got BINGO! :D
Quote from: Demolition Squid on June 12, 2015, 06:42:07 PM
Oh...
My...
God...
I don't believe it! Bingo! Bingo! I got BINGO! :D
What was the bet?
EDIT:/prediction?
Damn... Was one spot short
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 12, 2015, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
It's probably because I was so dreadfully intelligent and behaved as a child. Everyone just forgot about me because I never did anything wrong. To get any attention, I had to do shit like this. And actually, I type with my penis to kill two birds with one stone (I have to hold it with both hands - Awful hand-eye coordination, not because of the size.)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Lonely? :lol: Not even going to comment.
The spiral of shame is my life. I don't learn anything any other way. I've practically been on 2 or 3 ON THIS BOARD. I had mini-spirals back when I made my first rant. Randomly posting pictures for completely un-entertaining reasons and LOLOLOLing while I spout nonsense and randomly misunderstand simple statements and questions is just what I do when I'm turning into less of an idiot.
This shit was just because it pissed me off that you blew what I said out of proportion (Probably more my fault, considering my wording), so I just went with it and built on it, knowing it would become a shitstorm. And then it just became entertaining as fuck to try and make this a self-fulfilling prophecy. As you guys made predictions on where my behavior was going to go next, and as you made predictions on my personality, I just built on it. You guys seemed to like the armchair psychologist at the end, so I figured I'd play it out for a few more posts. Obviously its comedic value was lost over night. I'll probably come back in a month and be completely chill and empty of shit-fuckery.
I DID IT ALL ON PURPOSE U GUYS, 4 THE LULZ
if only u rlly knew me
It's always better to make things magnitudes worse than to admit to being wrong.
ALWAYS.
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:showus:
Quote from: The Johnny on June 13, 2015, 07:05:16 AM
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:showus:
:lol:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2015, 06:00:03 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 12, 2015, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
It's probably because I was so dreadfully intelligent and behaved as a child. Everyone just forgot about me because I never did anything wrong. To get any attention, I had to do shit like this. And actually, I type with my penis to kill two birds with one stone (I have to hold it with both hands - Awful hand-eye coordination, not because of the size.)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Lonely? :lol: Not even going to comment.
The spiral of shame is my life. I don't learn anything any other way. I've practically been on 2 or 3 ON THIS BOARD. I had mini-spirals back when I made my first rant. Randomly posting pictures for completely un-entertaining reasons and LOLOLOLing while I spout nonsense and randomly misunderstand simple statements and questions is just what I do when I'm turning into less of an idiot.
This shit was just because it pissed me off that you blew what I said out of proportion (Probably more my fault, considering my wording), so I just went with it and built on it, knowing it would become a shitstorm. And then it just became entertaining as fuck to try and make this a self-fulfilling prophecy. As you guys made predictions on where my behavior was going to go next, and as you made predictions on my personality, I just built on it. You guys seemed to like the armchair psychologist at the end, so I figured I'd play it out for a few more posts. Obviously its comedic value was lost over night. I'll probably come back in a month and be completely chill and empty of shit-fuckery.
I DID IT ALL ON PURPOSE U GUYS, 4 THE LULZ
if only u rlly knew me
It didn't start out just for the lulz. But as you guys started having fun with it, so did I.
This is me, minus the sarcasm, minus the lies, and minus the self-deception:
You joke around about "if u rlly knew me," but I think you'd be surprised how pathetically dependent on the happiness of others I am IRL. I hate it so much, that a lot of the time, I just pretend to be some "badass that don't bow to no one," especially over the internet. I try to satisfy everyone, all the time. And when I can't, I become down, and go somewhere else. I'm so goddamn focused on it, that I am usually willing to give up my dignity if I can at least get some laughs. I generally don't care if I'm the laughing stock of an entire group. I hate being taken seriously, because when I am, people stop feeling so great. When I'm serious, I'm boring and depressing. So I have to be a fool.
People mooch off of me and walk all over me most of the time because I find it hard to say no. I spend almost half of my paychecks on my delinquent friend who took 2 months to get a job because I can't find it in me to let him starve and learn his lesson. I can pretend like I see people as objects over the internet, but when it comes down to it, I can't refuse people in person. And I hate that, because it makes me feel like I hardly have a will of my own.
I don't think my girlfriend is stupid. She's a super hard worker, a fast learner, and did better than I did in school. She may have been transparent when she used to lie to me, but she has never been easily manipulated. I don't manipulate anyone, unless you count logical persuasion. I wish I was a manipulator. But lying takes too much energy (In person. If I can't see you, you're practically out of mind. Maybe that's one of my problems on the internet.).
You wanted noobs to be open and vulnerable? Well, here I am. I was WRONG. And I am stupid.
And the flip-flop is nearly complete.
Cheques are in the post the to winners.
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 13, 2015, 11:02:29 PM
And the flip-flop is nearly complete.
Cheques are in the post the to winners.
wat
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 13, 2015, 10:24:22 PM
This is me, minus the sarcasm, minus the lies, and minus the self-deception:
You joke around about "if u rlly knew me," but I think you'd be surprised how pathetically dependent on the happiness of others I am IRL. I hate it so much, that a lot of the time, I just pretend to be some "badass that don't bow to no one," especially over the internet. I try to satisfy everyone, all the time. And when I can't, I become down, and go somewhere else. I'm so goddamn focused on it, that I am usually willing to give up my dignity if I can at least get some laughs. I generally don't care if I'm the laughing stock of an entire group. I hate being taken seriously, because when I am, people stop feeling so great. When I'm serious, I'm boring and depressing. So I have to be a fool.
People mooch off of me and walk all over me most of the time because I find it hard to say no. I spend almost half of my paychecks on my delinquent friend who took 2 months to get a job because I can't find it in me to let him starve and learn his lesson. I can pretend like I see people as objects over the internet, but when it comes down to it, I can't refuse people in person. And I hate that, because it makes me feel like I hardly have a will of my own.
I don't think my girlfriend is stupid. She's a super hard worker, a fast learner, and did better than I did in school. She may have been transparent when she used to lie to me, but she has never been easily manipulated. I don't manipulate anyone, unless you count logical persuasion. I wish I was a manipulator. But lying takes too much energy (In person. If I can't see you, you're practically out of mind. Maybe that's one of my problems on the internet.).
You wanted noobs to be open and vulnerable? Well, here I am. I was WRONG. And I am stupid.
I find this you to be a shit-ton more likable than the bravado version. Completely honestly? We are all dumbfucks blundering our way through this insanely confusing shitty world in which we, by virtue of the nature of our species, are dependent on the companionship and approval of our peers.
Also, saying you're wrong is hard, being vulnerable is hard, and being willing to change anything, even how you post on the internet, is also fucking hard. So I respect that.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2015, 06:01:31 AM
It's always better to make things magnitudes worse than to admit to being wrong.
ALWAYS.
Until one day maybe it seems better to stand on your hind legs. Easier, too.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 14, 2015, 03:36:37 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 13, 2015, 10:24:22 PM
This is me, minus the sarcasm, minus the lies, and minus the self-deception:
You joke around about "if u rlly knew me," but I think you'd be surprised how pathetically dependent on the happiness of others I am IRL. I hate it so much, that a lot of the time, I just pretend to be some "badass that don't bow to no one," especially over the internet. I try to satisfy everyone, all the time. And when I can't, I become down, and go somewhere else. I'm so goddamn focused on it, that I am usually willing to give up my dignity if I can at least get some laughs. I generally don't care if I'm the laughing stock of an entire group. I hate being taken seriously, because when I am, people stop feeling so great. When I'm serious, I'm boring and depressing. So I have to be a fool.
People mooch off of me and walk all over me most of the time because I find it hard to say no. I spend almost half of my paychecks on my delinquent friend who took 2 months to get a job because I can't find it in me to let him starve and learn his lesson. I can pretend like I see people as objects over the internet, but when it comes down to it, I can't refuse people in person. And I hate that, because it makes me feel like I hardly have a will of my own.
I don't think my girlfriend is stupid. She's a super hard worker, a fast learner, and did better than I did in school. She may have been transparent when she used to lie to me, but she has never been easily manipulated. I don't manipulate anyone, unless you count logical persuasion. I wish I was a manipulator. But lying takes too much energy (In person. If I can't see you, you're practically out of mind. Maybe that's one of my problems on the internet.).
You wanted noobs to be open and vulnerable? Well, here I am. I was WRONG. And I am stupid.
I find this you to be a shit-ton more likable than the bravado version. Completely honestly? We are all dumbfucks blundering our way through this insanely confusing shitty world in which we, by virtue of the nature of our species, are dependent on the companionship and approval of our peers.
Also, saying you're wrong is hard, being vulnerable is hard, and being willing to change anything, even how you post on the internet, is also fucking hard. So I respect that.
Thank you. I'll try to keep my posts on here much more level-headed. I would rather be respected, even as someone who is largely uninformed, than to be a total failure. However, I would be lying if I said I didn't have my eye on the Peanut Gallery since its conception. I've always had dreams of becoming "teh L337 master trell." ~ Whatever that means :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 14, 2015, 03:50:23 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2015, 06:01:31 AM
It's always better to make things magnitudes worse than to admit to being wrong.
ALWAYS.
Until one day maybe it seems better to stand on your hind legs. Easier, too.
I'll get there one day.
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 13, 2015, 10:24:22 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2015, 06:00:03 AM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 12, 2015, 06:38:59 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
It's probably because I was so dreadfully intelligent and behaved as a child. Everyone just forgot about me because I never did anything wrong. To get any attention, I had to do shit like this. And actually, I type with my penis to kill two birds with one stone (I have to hold it with both hands - Awful hand-eye coordination, not because of the size.)
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 12, 2015, 02:35:42 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on June 12, 2015, 12:58:23 AM
Armchair-psychologist moment:
Why do you thrive on negative attention? Do you touch yourself with one hand while replying with the other?
19 and lonely, is my guess.
He's doing the inevitable attention-seeking spiral of shame.
Hopefully he'll eventually grow up enough to look back on this and be embarrassed. Most of them do. Not all of them, though. Remember that one Australian who got super into meth? That guy never really did. What was his name?
Lonely? [emoji38] Not even going to comment.
The spiral of shame is my life. I don't learn anything any other way. I've practically been on 2 or 3 ON THIS BOARD. I had mini-spirals back when I made my first rant. Randomly posting pictures for completely un-entertaining reasons and LOLOLOLing while I spout nonsense and randomly misunderstand simple statements and questions is just what I do when I'm turning into less of an idiot.
This shit was just because it pissed me off that you blew what I said out of proportion (Probably more my fault, considering my wording), so I just went with it and built on it, knowing it would become a shitstorm. And then it just became entertaining as fuck to try and make this a self-fulfilling prophecy. As you guys made predictions on where my behavior was going to go next, and as you made predictions on my personality, I just built on it. You guys seemed to like the armchair psychologist at the end, so I figured I'd play it out for a few more posts. Obviously its comedic value was lost over night. I'll probably come back in a month and be completely chill and empty of shit-fuckery.
I DID IT ALL ON PURPOSE U GUYS, 4 THE LULZ
if only u rlly knew me
It didn't start out just for the lulz. But as you guys started having fun with it, so did I.
This is me, minus the sarcasm, minus the lies, and minus the self-deception:
You joke around about "if u rlly knew me," but I think you'd be surprised how pathetically dependent on the happiness of others I am IRL. I hate it so much, that a lot of the time, I just pretend to be some "badass that don't bow to no one," especially over the internet. I try to satisfy everyone, all the time. And when I can't, I become down, and go somewhere else. I'm so goddamn focused on it, that I am usually willing to give up my dignity if I can at least get some laughs. I generally don't care if I'm the laughing stock of an entire group. I hate being taken seriously, because when I am, people stop feeling so great. When I'm serious, I'm boring and depressing. So I have to be a fool.
People mooch off of me and walk all over me most of the time because I find it hard to say no. I spend almost half of my paychecks on my delinquent friend who took 2 months to get a job because I can't find it in me to let him starve and learn his lesson. I can pretend like I see people as objects over the internet, but when it comes down to it, I can't refuse people in person. And I hate that, because it makes me feel like I hardly have a will of my own.
I don't think my girlfriend is stupid. She's a super hard worker, a fast learner, and did better than I did in school. She may have been transparent when she used to lie to me, but she has never been easily manipulated. I don't manipulate anyone, unless you count logical persuasion. I wish I was a manipulator. But lying takes too much energy (In person. If I can't see you, you're practically out of mind. Maybe that's one of my problems on the internet.).
You wanted noobs to be open and vulnerable? Well, here I am. I was WRONG. And I am stupid.
You're getting it, hopefully. In Open Bar I said be a person and this is it. It takes way more guts to be terrified and unsure than it does to wear a mask. Or a trilby. [emoji6]
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 14, 2015, 05:21:36 AM
You're getting it, hopefully. In Open Bar I said be a person and this is it. It takes way more guts to be terrified and unsure than it does to wear a mask. Or a trilby. [emoji6]
:lol: Yeah, sorry it took so long. When your favorite emotion is spite, or the feeling you get from being spiteful/vengeful, it takes awhile to stop and smell the [pool on the roof]. I want my time on this forum to be productive, and that's not possible if you're keeping the population from taking the serious things seriously (Or the humorous things, humorously, for that matter.).
You may have manipulated the others into thinking you've reformed, but I've got my eye on you.
Unless there's no functional difference between pretending to be a decent person and actually being one.
I AM SO CONFUSED. EVERYTHING IS COMPLICATED.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 14, 2015, 03:50:23 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 13, 2015, 06:01:31 AM
It's always better to make things magnitudes worse than to admit to being wrong.
ALWAYS.
Until one day maybe it seems better to stand on your hind legs. Easier, too.
I heard that wuz for chumps that DIDN'T DOMINATE. (like so they could use their hands to carry presents and stuff.) :lulz:
Were just easily manipulated pixels (at least to such MASTERMIND) that can be made to believe anything he desires. Either way its entertaining, but nobody with his profile does heel turns like this, if a character in fiction did this wed be like LOL shit writing.
But whatever.
Don Quixote was one of the only ones that ever made me cry.
Quote from: Pæs on June 14, 2015, 09:29:48 AM
You may have manipulated the others into thinking you've reformed, but I've got my eye on you.
Unless there's no functional difference between pretending to be a decent person and actually being one.
I AM SO CONFUSED. EVERYTHING IS COMPLICATED.
:lulz:
Hey there, new guy! Pool's on the roof.
Quote from: The Johnny on June 14, 2015, 09:48:05 AM
Were just easily manipulated pixels (at least to such MASTERMIND) that can be made to believe anything he desires. Either way its entertaining, but nobody with his profile does heel turns like this, if a character in fiction did this wed be like LOL shit writing.
But whatever.
I honestly don't really care whether he's had a genuine change of heart. A person are how they do.
Why would anyone expect anything posted on a discordian forum to be the truth? This isn't a place where you learn about a person by what they say about themselves, but by what they don't say when they're taking about something other than themselves.
Poo, we don't need you to say who you are, you've already told us exactly who you are when you were not telling us who you are.
Quote from: Rev Thwack on June 14, 2015, 11:59:22 PM
Why would anyone expect anything posted on a discordian forum to be the truth? This isn't a place where you learn about a person by what they say about themselves, but by what they don't say when they're taking about something other than themselves.
Poo, we don't need you to say who you are, you've already told us exactly who you are when you were not telling us who you are.
You seem to be productive in my conversations regardless of how you look at me, so whether or not you think I'm an asshole is irrelevant to me. Go on thinking all you want about me. I don't give a fuck.
I can understand your skepticism. Really. But I've just shown you all my cards. If you're not gonna believe this, why did you believe what I said in the first place? The only in-between-the-lines information that I showed before was the defining of my huge ego. Yeah, I've got an ego the size of Texas. And let's face it, it probably even
looks like Texas. But it doesn't go around abusing women or manipulating people. And even with the big ego, I'm generally pretty familiar with humility, and pretty realistic when defining how much I know on a subject (Tends not to be very much.).
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 15, 2015, 04:33:37 PM
Quote from: Rev Thwack on June 14, 2015, 11:59:22 PM
Why would anyone expect anything posted on a discordian forum to be the truth? This isn't a place where you learn about a person by what they say about themselves, but by what they don't say when they're taking about something other than themselves.
Poo, we don't need you to say who you are, you've already told us exactly who you are when you were not telling us who you are.
You seem to be productive in my conversations regardless of how you look at me, so whether or not you think I'm an asshole is irrelevant to me. Go on thinking all you want about me. I don't give a fuck.
I can understand your skepticism. Really. But I've just shown you all my cards. If you're not gonna believe this, why did you believe what I said in the first place? The only in-between-the-lines information that I showed before was the defining of my huge ego. Yeah, I've got an ego the size of Texas. And let's face it, it probably even looks like Texas. But it doesn't go around abusing women or manipulating people. And even with the big ego, I'm generally pretty familiar with humility, and pretty realistic when defining how much I know on a subject (Tends not to be very much.).
Are you seriously having a conversation with a dude who only posts flippant remarks? That is an actual for real waste of your time, man.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 15, 2015, 04:52:24 PM
Quote from: Fernando Poo on June 15, 2015, 04:33:37 PM
Quote from: Rev Thwack on June 14, 2015, 11:59:22 PM
Why would anyone expect anything posted on a discordian forum to be the truth? This isn't a place where you learn about a person by what they say about themselves, but by what they don't say when they're taking about something other than themselves.
Poo, we don't need you to say who you are, you've already told us exactly who you are when you were not telling us who you are.
You seem to be productive in my conversations regardless of how you look at me, so whether or not you think I'm an asshole is irrelevant to me. Go on thinking all you want about me. I don't give a fuck.
I can understand your skepticism. Really. But I've just shown you all my cards. If you're not gonna believe this, why did you believe what I said in the first place? The only in-between-the-lines information that I showed before was the defining of my huge ego. Yeah, I've got an ego the size of Texas. And let's face it, it probably even looks like Texas. But it doesn't go around abusing women or manipulating people. And even with the big ego, I'm generally pretty familiar with humility, and pretty realistic when defining how much I know on a subject (Tends not to be very much.).
Are you seriously having a conversation with a dude who only posts flippant remarks? That is an actual for real waste of your time, man.
Am I?