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Discordian Recipes / Re: DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ

« on: October 18, 2015, 01:24:44 pm »

Tried this with Mickey's and some cinnamon creamer. It was surprisingly good on the way down, but my stomach is still convinced that beer+milk=huurgh.

Oddly enough, it has no problem with vodka+milk, though.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Notifying the Pope that he's a Pope

« on: October 18, 2015, 01:14:43 pm »

I plan to upload it as soon as it's done. As I said, I had some time off recently, and I got most of it done. Then I got drafted to help build a pole barn. Then I broke a couple of toes because I was too stupid to wear my boots. Now it's work time again. And that's not even mentioning the ruptured drain that spewed indescribable filth all over my room and ruined my sketches for the marginalia.

But I'm nothing if not stubborn, so it will go out eventually. Postage from here is going to be doable, but I appreciate the offer.

If you absolutely can't wait, you could always turn your deficient layout skills into an asset and send him a letter in crayon.

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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: It's actually about ethics in fictional bars

« on: October 17, 2015, 07:16:41 am »

Update on the mortuary meetings

They had white tents outside tonight, and barque. At 1 am.

BBQ at the mortuary! I would do that if I owned one. Just to mess with people.

 If I had a still from Soylent Green I'd post it.

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Apple Talk / Re: I WISH TO PIERCE MY FLESH REPEATEDLY, SO AS TO MAR GOD'S GLORIOUS CREATION!

« on: October 17, 2015, 03:49:45 am »

Only thing I can think to add is to try out the colors in small batches. Some people are allergic to some of the inks. A friend of mine had four ER visits over a dinky little piece on his leg. Would have been much worse with a larger piece.

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Apple Talk / Re: Luxury Doomsday Shelters

« on: October 13, 2015, 03:56:57 am »

I just have this mental image of some formerly rich people stumbling out of their shelters a few years after whatever catastrophe happens and immediately being set upon by the naturally selected remnants of humanity.

I hate to admit it, but it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

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Apple Talk / Re: Post in this thread, and I will give you a new sig.

« on: October 13, 2015, 01:57:03 am »

Hit me with the Holy™, please.

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Apple Talk / Re: Luxury Doomsday Shelters

« on: October 13, 2015, 01:46:18 am »

Had this guy christened his company Vault-Tec, I'd be worried.

I wonder, though, how this guy's customers plan to get to their shelters in the event they're actually needed.

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Apple Talk / Re: I am in love.

« on: October 11, 2015, 06:01:33 am »

 

...and then he gets right back to the script. Wow.

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?

« on: October 11, 2015, 04:15:12 am »

Don't know if someone has mentioned these guys or not.

https://youtu.be/9tqhnBhCue8

They make me sort of  and  at the same time.

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Apple Talk / Re: This is totally not a rickroll

« on: October 11, 2015, 03:41:49 am »

At first, I 

But then 

 

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Apple Talk / Re: Hip Hop Help

« on: October 11, 2015, 03:34:35 am »

That wasn't what I expected. Then again, I haven't listened to a lot of hip hop for years.

https://youtu.be/BCb7BMvT-ZU

About as close as I usually get. 

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Discordianism Revealed!

« on: October 11, 2015, 02:39:21 am »

It was okay until that last paragraph, then the author started frothing at the mouth.

 

I've met pagans who claimed to be discordian, but never wiccans.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ

« on: October 10, 2015, 03:21:15 pm »

3/4 Juicy Juice
1/4 Shit Tier Vodka

Drink until everything is funny.

Reminds me of the time I ordered a Tom Collins in a crappy club in Juarez.

The result, as near as I can reconstruct it:

12 oz Sprite
1 shot rotgut gin
Splash fake lime juice

After the first 2 or 3, it becomes increasingly difficult to tell the difference between this and an actual Tom Collins.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Notifying the Pope that he's a Pope

« on: October 10, 2015, 03:08:04 pm »

Id love to be a fly on the wall if he were to get various letters popeing him, excommunicating him, and so on all at the same time.

Schroedinger's Pope.

For what it's worth, I finally have a few days off, so mine should be headed out by the end of next week.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ

« on: October 08, 2015, 01:53:41 am »

Grapefruit Shandy:

2/3 American lager (Rainier is the best for this)
1/3 pink grapefruit juice

Serve ice cold.

Drink all night, you basically can't get fucked up from this.

Reminds me of what a couple of friends of mine used to drink when they wanted to party in the middle of the week and still be able to get to work the next day:

3 parts lager
1 part Gatorade
Ratio adjusted based on tolerance, taste. Idea being to cure the hangover before you get it.