HEY SPAGS
If you just registered on the forum, or are dusting off your old account, check the fuck in.
HI, I'M CRAMULUS :wave:
this is me:
:cramstipated:
What is you?
Hi, I'm Daruko
WHAT SHIT IS THIS, PIG? NOBODY COME TO THIS CREAKY FORUM.
Hi I'm the Master troll known as Poptart and this is my greatest long troll account ever! I will probably accuse you of being me at some point. Nobody here believes that I'm Poptart no matter how annoying I get. I will eventually detonate in a massive supernova-like flounce and take out half of the forum with me.
Incidentally I did just send out a personal invite, and I'm eyeing up some others for approach.
I'm a 40 year old fat man who pretends to be loudmouthed woman on the internet.
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: THE PROPHECIES HAVE COME TO PASS!! RICHTER HAS RETURNED!!
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
The second seal has been broken, and tomorrow the rain of slugs begins. Ia, ia, ia.
We've missed you, Dark Lord.
*pours out some denatureD ETH*
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
Ah yes, "3 seashells", the mythical technique for wiping your backside when there is no toilet paper. We have dismissed that claim. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7FU6s-xz_w)
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2020, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
Ah yes, "3 seashells", the mythical technique for wiping your backside when there is no toilet paper. We have dismissed that claim. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7FU6s-xz_w)
https://youtu.be/KjCO0thvlNY
Richter doesn't need seashells. He can whittle his own toilet paper out of brass.
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2020, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
Ah yes, "3 seashells", the mythical technique for wiping your backside when there is no toilet paper. We have dismissed that claim. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7FU6s-xz_w)
https://youtu.be/KjCO0thvlNY
:lulz:
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 07, 2020, 08:14:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
Ah yes, "3 seashells", the mythical technique for wiping your backside when there is no toilet paper. We have dismissed that claim. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7FU6s-xz_w)
https://youtu.be/KjCO0thvlNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-_O7nl0Ii0
hello
I'm Mister Ed
Is this the way to the future?
Looks familiar...
:fnord:
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 07, 2020, 11:24:35 PM
Is this the way to the future?
Looks familiar...
:fnord:
Don't you run a FB page called Discordianism chock full of things to actually read and not at all a bunch of "disco" fluff? I know I've seen your name before. Welcome to PD! The shit's just getting interesting.
Help yourself to some memes
Pool is on the roof
if you are who I think you are
You are a friend in deed and truth
I think I am who you think I am and that's about as good as it gets.
I do like people who like to read, some good stuff there too.
Thanks for the welcoming and such,
I'll be in the pool...
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 07, 2020, 11:42:47 PM
I think I am who you think I am and that's about as good as it gets.
I do like people who like to read, some good stuff there too.
Thanks for the welcoming and such,
I'll be in the pool...
Another sad victim of Cramulan evil. :cry:
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 12:15:44 AM
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?
Out back behind the porta potties.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2020, 12:29:11 AM
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 12:15:44 AM
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?
Out back behind the porta potties.
Wait WE HAVE PORTA POTTiES?? Uh.. don't... don't go in the library until I can clean up a bit
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 08, 2020, 12:30:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2020, 12:29:11 AM
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 12:15:44 AM
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?
Out back behind the porta potties.
Wait WE HAVE PORTA POTTiES?? Uh.. don't... don't go in the library until I can clean up a bit
Relax, they're stuffed plumb full with Cramulus's victims.
To be fair, he WARNED them he would desecrate their corpses.
Wait, is this wardrobe or just hair and makeup?
*continues to mop floor with the curtains from last time*
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jdf5EXo6I68/maxresdefault.jpg)
(https://longreadsblog.files.wordpress.com/2019/09/rat-king-huang.jpg)
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 02:35:45 AM
(https://longreadsblog.files.wordpress.com/2019/09/rat-king-huang.jpg)
OOOHHHH that's a nice rat king.
I think that I have just the thing!
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction...
(https://ak.picdn.net/offset/photos/587008adba6f6bfc1a49dbb5/medium/photo.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on April 07, 2020, 08:24:49 PM
Richter doesn't need seashells. He can whittle his own toilet paper out of brass.
He did this once when we were still living together.
My ass was SPOTLESS.
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 03:15:58 AM
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction...
(https://ak.picdn.net/offset/photos/587008adba6f6bfc1a49dbb5/medium/photo.jpg)
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Touche! i have no counter meme at this time, but here's some of my favorite OC.
"It makes 'em dangerous"
https://youtu.be/Gc11mJGre10 (https://youtu.be/Gc11mJGre10)
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 03:53:37 AM
"It makes 'em dangerous"
https://youtu.be/Gc11mJGre10 (https://youtu.be/Gc11mJGre10)
that was great. what movie was that? Nothing more dangerous than a brainwashed slave trying to prove themselves "free" because their master led them to believe so.
ah... Easy Rider. I got it. looking it up
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 08, 2020, 04:24:38 AM
ah... Easy Rider. I got it. looking it up
A true classic, chock full of different perceptions of reality.
has a few good tunes too...
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 05:00:32 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 08, 2020, 04:24:38 AM
ah... Easy Rider. I got it. looking it up
A true classic, chock full of different perceptions of reality.
has a few good tunes too...
yeah... I'm gonna find me a copy. This scene alone is solid gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcB4BYbAjR8
I've been back for several months but I'm the poster formerly known as Hovercat.
I'm glad Richter is back. I've been shouldering the NO burden for too long.
meow
I'll just assume all the wreckage and stinger missiles are there to make the landing experience more engaging.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2020, 11:48:09 PM
I'm glad Richter is back. I've been shouldering the NO burden for too long.
There needs to be more NO before some fool starts jabbering about mystical space sex saving everything.
For what it's worth 5+ other oldschool PD'ers said to me "oh yeah I'll log in tonight and say hi"
you are all LIARS
:dok:
All of those people were probably terrible anyway
My name is Hoopla and I make a mean box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, although we don't call it that where I live. Also, I like gin, which I am told makes me evil.
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 09, 2020, 06:50:29 PM
Also, I like gin
QuoteAlso, I like gin
QuoteAlso, I like gin
QuoteAlso, I like gin
I'm on team "drink gin" here. I'm also a fucking sewer beast, so maybe that's a bad thing for Hoopla.
Quote from: altered on April 09, 2020, 07:57:52 PM
I'm on team "drink gin" here. I'm also a fucking sewer beast, so maybe that's a bad thing for Hoopla.
We have already established what sort of beast Hoopla is. He's a pornography adjuster.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2020, 07:58:48 PM
Quote from: altered on April 09, 2020, 07:57:52 PM
I'm on team "drink gin" here. I'm also a fucking sewer beast, so maybe that's a bad thing for Hoopla.
We have already established what sort of beast Hoopla is. He's a pornography adjuster.
Former. I'm a head hunter now.
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 08:54:58 PM
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then
How barbaric! I would hope Hoopla does no such thing.
A proper gentleman keeps his shrunken heads on a shelf in a place of respect, and consults them when in need of wisdom.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 09, 2020, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 08:54:58 PM
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then
How barbaric! I would hope Hoopla does no such thing.
A proper gentleman keeps his shrunken heads on a shelf in a place of respect, and consults them when in need of wisdom.
Sounds like the kind of
lame thing Hoops would do, yes.
So, which one of you is Uncle BadTouch then?
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 10, 2020, 12:47:44 AM
So, which one of you is Uncle BadTouch then?
Lovehade was one of my alts.
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 09, 2020, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 08:54:58 PM
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then
How barbaric! I would hope Hoopla does no such thing.
A proper gentleman keeps his shrunken heads on a shelf in a place of respect, and consults them when in need of wisdom.
Sounds like the kind of lame thing Hoops would do, yes.
I keep them in a shrine to Schlitzie the pinhead, nothing special.
Good gin exists.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 10, 2020, 02:00:12 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 10, 2020, 12:47:44 AM
So, which one of you is Uncle BadTouch then?
Lovehade was one of my alts.
I had forgotten about Uncle BadTouch and fuck you lmao
Quote from: Juana on April 16, 2020, 08:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 10, 2020, 02:00:12 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 10, 2020, 12:47:44 AM
So, which one of you is Uncle BadTouch then?
Lovehade was one of my alts.
I had forgotten about Uncle BadTouch and fuck you lmao
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I still remember getting accused of some Loveshady shit when I first came here purely through coincidence of my name.
The only gin I can tolerate is the cheap stuff, which doesn't taste like gin at all. In fact, the only reason I ever buy it is because it's literally the cheapest thing you can buy in a liquor store. It's basically just pure alcohol labelled as gin.
Real gin sucks shit. It tastes like being fucked by George Bush. Either of them.
I enjoy anything that tastes like Pine-Sol smells.
My gal Bette gets it.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0HlwAiCOUdAAQ9Lq/giphy.gif)
I enjoy anything that tastes like Bette Davis.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2020, 01:43:59 AM
Quote from: Juana on April 16, 2020, 08:12:40 PM
Good gin exists.
Why must you tell such lies?
I'm literally making some rn. 🤷♀️ And it's delicious so far. I'm hoping it'll be a sipping gin but if not, it's not like I won't find a purpose for it.
Quote from: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on April 17, 2020, 03:14:41 AM
The only gin I can tolerate is the cheap stuff, which doesn't taste like gin at all. In fact, the only reason I ever buy it is because it's literally the cheapest thing you can buy in a liquor store. It's basically just pure alcohol labelled as gin.
Real gin sucks shit. It tastes like being fucked by George Bush. Either of them.
Gin starts life as vodka, essentially. Also, disagree wrt that obvs. Bloom gin is gr9 in a cocktail.
GOOD GIN ABSOLUTELY EXISTS
YOUR MOTHER
ALL OF YOU
:argh!:
I must make clear that while I acknowledge that gin quality is a spectrum, and so some may thus be called "good", there is no good gin. Nothing good comes from gin. The production and distribution of gin brings only sorrow. Even the best possible gin drink bears the outside chance of quinine poisoning.
Quote from: Juana on April 17, 2020, 06:04:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2020, 01:43:59 AM
Quote from: Juana on April 16, 2020, 08:12:40 PM
Good gin exists.
Why must you tell such lies?
I'm literally making some rn. 🤷♀️ And it's delicious so far. I'm hoping it'll be a sipping gin but if not, it's not like I won't find a purpose for it.
You can clean engine parts with it.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 18, 2020, 12:06:10 AM
I must make clear that while I acknowledge that gin quality is a spectrum, and so some may thus be called "good", there is no good gin. Nothing good comes from gin. The production and distribution of gin brings only sorrow. Even the best possible gin drink bears the outside chance of quinine poisoning.
Gin is how English people express emo.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2020, 12:25:28 AM
Quote from: Juana on April 17, 2020, 06:04:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2020, 01:43:59 AM
Quote from: Juana on April 16, 2020, 08:12:40 PM
Good gin exists.
Why must you tell such lies?
I'm literally making some rn. 🤷♀️ And it's delicious so far. I'm hoping it'll be a sipping gin but if not, it's not like I won't find a purpose for it.
You can clean engine parts with it.
Uh huh. P sure you can with alcohol and honestly probably soda if you wash it thoroughly afterwards, lmao.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 18, 2020, 12:06:10 AM
I must make clear that while I acknowledge that gin quality is a spectrum, and so some may thus be called "good", there is no good gin. Nothing good comes from gin. The production and distribution of gin brings only sorrow. Even the best possible gin drink bears the outside chance of quinine poisoning.
What kind of gin are you drinking??? Bloom sure as hell doesn't taste like that and neither does Nolet's ime. Mine is herb-y/floral and delicious. Fite me.
Rail Gin is the only gin that tells you the Truth about gin. All else is adulteration of some sort or another.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 18, 2020, 12:43:35 AM
Rail Gin is the only gin that tells you the Truth about gin. All else is adulteration of some sort or another.
You're correct. Rail gin is the only honest gin.
Quote from: Suu on April 17, 2020, 11:37:12 PM
GOOD GIN ABSOLUTELY EXISTS
YOUR MOTHER
ALL OF YOU
:argh!:
Okay, but you're wrong.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2020, 12:45:18 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 18, 2020, 12:43:35 AM
Rail Gin is the only gin that tells you the Truth about gin. All else is adulteration of some sort or another.
You're correct. Rail gin is the only honest gin.
I used to buy a $10 bracelet at a gay bar back in LaX for karaoke night. It allowed as much shitty (for Wisconsin) beer as you wanted or as many rail shots and simple mixers of any common booze. The only limits being your liver, stomach lining, kidneys, dignity, and moral fiber And given my size and heritage I could put back A LOT. Then one day I came in in a bad mood and sat down masking as well as I could. I asked for rail gin shots. The bartender had seen me put away like 30+ rum&coke and rail whiskey shots in plenty. She immediately looked me in the eye and seeing me, refused to serve me. Probably saved my life.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 18, 2020, 01:27:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 18, 2020, 12:45:18 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 18, 2020, 12:43:35 AM
Rail Gin is the only gin that tells you the Truth about gin. All else is adulteration of some sort or another.
You're correct. Rail gin is the only honest gin.
I used to buy a $10 bracelet at a gay bar back in LaX for karaoke night. It allowed as much shitty (for Wisconsin) beer as you wanted or as many rail shots and simple mixers of any common booze. The only limits being your liver, stomach lining, kidneys, dignity, and moral fiber And given my size and heritage I could put back A LOT. Then one day I came in in a bad mood and sat down masking as well as I could. I asked for rail gin shots. The bartender had seen me put away like 30+ rum&coke and rail whiskey shots in plenty. She immediately looked me in the eye and seeing me, refused to serve me. Probably saved my life.
She was wise. Gin is blatant self harm.
Gin was the Axe body wash of the 19th century.
It's okay, guys. Me and the other ladies will deal with all that evil fucking gin for you and enjoy it. Nothing to worry about. Serves us right, what with the fall from grace in Eden and all, right? Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
The gin can't hurt you anymore.
Quote from: altered on April 18, 2020, 01:52:44 AM
It's okay, guys. Me and the other ladies will deal with all that evil fucking gin for you and enjoy it. Nothing to worry about. Serves us right, what with the fall from grace in Eden and all, right? Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
The gin can't hurt you anymore.
Gin can always hurt you. But thanks for taking one for the team. :lol:
Quote from: altered on April 18, 2020, 01:52:44 AM
It's okay, guys. Me and the other ladies will deal with all that evil fucking gin for you and enjoy it. Nothing to worry about. Serves us right, what with the fall from grace in Eden and all, right? Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
The gin can't hurt you anymore.
*sips extremely good gin based cocktail* HAPPY to deal with it. This is Eve's drink, after all.
I'm gonna go strain my gins, actually. They need to be anyway, but now it's SPITE.
Made while talking to altered about her preferred beverage, such as it is.
:lulz:
Quote from: altered on April 18, 2020, 01:52:44 AM
It's okay, guys. Me and the other ladies will deal with all that evil fucking gin for you and enjoy it. Nothing to worry about. Serves us right, what with the fall from grace in Eden and all, right? Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
The gin can't hurt you anymore.
It appears I am undeservedly a lady.
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2020, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: altered on April 18, 2020, 01:52:44 AM
It's okay, guys. Me and the other ladies will deal with all that evil fucking gin for you and enjoy it. Nothing to worry about. Serves us right, what with the fall from grace in Eden and all, right? Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
The gin can't hurt you anymore.
It appears I am undeservedly a lady.
In my defense, it was unclear whether you were on the side of evil, or someone who liked gin.
In your defense, every bartender I know now agrees: gin is just fine. It's the gin-haters who are wrong.
I wear my lady status proudly, even if it is in name only.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3osxYfo1Y0NtKdYJi0/giphy.gif)
I'm not saying this guy is off base because of quinine poisoning due to excessive abuse of "gin and tonic" mixers, but I'm not not saying it either.
Quote
Now quinine comes from the bark of the cinchona tree and is a compound that is extremely bitter to the taste. It didn't take the English long to figure out that if quinine is dissolved in water then mixed with gin it was a more alluring drink.
https://www.mccookgazette.com/story/2680791.html
Gin is my golden apple.
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 22, 2020, 02:08:21 PM
Gin is my golden apple.
It seems far more valuable than it actually is and can be abused to start wars that ultimately collapse civilization for several hundred years? Sounds about right.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 22, 2020, 02:17:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 22, 2020, 02:08:21 PM
Gin is my golden apple.
It seems far more valuable than it actually is and can be abused to start wars that ultimately collapse civilization for several hundred years? Sounds about right.
I have no memory of writing the above post. Damn gin.
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 22, 2020, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 22, 2020, 02:17:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 22, 2020, 02:08:21 PM
Gin is my golden apple.
It seems far more valuable than it actually is and can be abused to start wars that ultimately collapse civilization for several hundred years? Sounds about right.
I have no memory of writing the above post. Damn gin.
:fnord: :lulz: :fnord:
Quote from: LMNO on April 22, 2020, 12:32:25 PM
I wear my lady status proudly, even if it is in name only.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3osxYfo1Y0NtKdYJi0/giphy.gif)
Welcome aboard. :lulz: pool and gin bar are on the roof.
Quote from: altered on April 22, 2020, 09:13:24 AM
Quote from: LMNO on April 21, 2020, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: altered on April 18, 2020, 01:52:44 AM
It's okay, guys. Me and the other ladies will deal with all that evil fucking gin for you and enjoy it. Nothing to worry about. Serves us right, what with the fall from grace in Eden and all, right? Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
The gin can't hurt you anymore.
It appears I am undeservedly a lady.
In my defense, it was unclear whether you were on the side of evil, or someone who liked gin.
In your defense, every bartender I know now agrees: gin is just fine. It's the gin-haters who are wrong.
A chef described gin as "vodka's sexier, cooler sister" and I agree.
I do too.
It's basically vodka redistilled with botanicals.
Hello.
I was introduced to the Principa Discordia through the Anon subculture (***Pre-chanology/EFGmask), right around the time of the publication of the BIP. The philosophical concepts that are the basis underlining these two works became foundational parts of my worldview beginning freshman, or maybe sophomore, year of high school. Even predating my introduction to, well, any other philosophical outlooks.
Which is why I am formally requesting restitution from the authors of the BIP in the amount of Five Whole Numbers made up of any combination of 2,3 or 5 (HAHA GET IT?! F#&K YOU. YOUKNOW WHO YOU ARE.) which will be up to the Authors' collective (and unanimous*) decision.
I was at the time under the impression it was "for the lulz". And at no point was I informed there would be any sort of, well... you already know what happened, don't you?
If you think about it, you could even qualify as them.
The consequences of which nearly resulted in becoming (or ascending, descending? "Wherever the flame has went, the fat man said") a Bodhisattva, and do you have any godd&amn idea how boring that woulda been?! Cuz listen here buddy, I've glimpsed Nonexistence, and it simply "is NOT".
So rather than the dissolution of self (since I like my self). I made like st galik and skittered off to here. (GET IT? 'Cuz roaches love garbage.**).
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I am interested in exploring/experimenting with practical methods of may-may dissemination and ensured propagation (SRSly), as well as subversion of current may-mays for belief modification or for disinfo. (SRSly, again). If there are any current projects I could assist (or hinder) and/or threads these may even loosely relate to that I could be directed towards I would be most appreciative.
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*I assume this will never occur, hence voiding the request. Or possibly result in some sorta bootleg Dante's limbo situation, which would be hilarious.
Although if there's a need to subvert my expectations I guess that's ok?
**Just kidding about one of those things.
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 22, 2020, 02:08:21 PM
Gin is my golden apple.
Throwing bottles at weddings again eh hoops
Quote from: General_Pandemonium on April 23, 2020, 10:58:17 AM
Hello.
I was introduced to the Principa Discordia through the Anon subculture (***Pre-chanology/EFGmask), right around the time of the publication of the BIP. The philosophical concepts that are the basis underlining these two works became foundational parts of my worldview beginning freshman, or maybe sophomore, year of high school. Even predating my introduction to, well, any other philosophical outlooks.
Which is why I am formally requesting restitution from the authors of the BIP in the amount of Five Whole Numbers made up of any combination of 2,3 or 5 (HAHA GET IT?! F#&K YOU. YOUKNOW WHO YOU ARE.) which will be up to the Authors' collective (and unanimous*) decision.
I was at the time under the impression it was "for the lulz". And at no point was I informed there would be any sort of, well... you already know what happened, don't you?
If you think about it, you could even qualify as them.
The consequences of which nearly resulted in becoming (or ascending, descending? "Wherever the flame has went, the fat man said") a Bodhisattva, and do you have any godd&amn idea how boring that woulda been?! Cuz listen here buddy, I've glimpsed Nonexistence, and it simply "is NOT".
So rather than the dissolution of self (since I like my self). I made like st galik and skittered off to here. (GET IT? 'Cuz roaches love garbage.**).
--------------------------------
I am interested in exploring/experimenting with practical methods of may-may dissemination and ensured propagation (SRSly), as well as subversion of current may-mays for belief modification or for disinfo. (SRSly, again). If there are any current projects I could assist (or hinder) and/or threads these may even loosely relate to that I could be directed towards I would be most appreciative.
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*I assume this will never occur, hence voiding the request. Or possibly result in some sorta bootleg Dante's limbo situation, which would be hilarious.
Although if there's a need to subvert my expectations I guess that's ok?
**Just kidding about one of those things.
Hey there General, welcome to the Hell Tube where we are required to spend our days making posts.
I met a few other Discordians who were anon pre-chanology, that old FOR THE LULZ spirit was fun while it lasted.
If you can't tell, there was a split though - the current batch of Discordians that come in through the chans don't vibe well here. I guess we're a little too liberal for them. So we just stay in our little corner of the internet, getting older and crustier.
The only "project" I can think of at the moment is that I've been trying to noodle my way through making some new posters -- this thread (https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38878.0.html) is where I'm collecting ideas -- but nothing I've assembled so far has really felt right yet.
What kinds of projects are you interested in?
Quote from: General_Pandemonium on April 23, 2020, 10:58:17 AM
Hello.
I was introduced to the Principa Discordia through the Anon subculture (***Pre-chanology/EFGmask), right around the time of the publication of the BIP. The philosophical concepts that are the basis underlining these two works became foundational parts of my worldview beginning freshman, or maybe sophomore, year of high school. Even predating my introduction to, well, any other philosophical outlooks.
Which is why I am formally requesting restitution from the authors of the BIP in the amount of Five Whole Numbers made up of any combination of 2,3 or 5 (HAHA GET IT?! F#&K YOU. YOUKNOW WHO YOU ARE.) which will be up to the Authors' collective (and unanimous*) decision.
I was at the time under the impression it was "for the lulz". And at no point was I informed there would be any sort of, well... you already know what happened, don't you?
If you think about it, you could even qualify as them.
The consequences of which nearly resulted in becoming (or ascending, descending? "Wherever the flame has went, the fat man said") a Bodhisattva, and do you have any godd&amn idea how boring that woulda been?! Cuz listen here buddy, I've glimpsed Nonexistence, and it simply "is NOT".
So rather than the dissolution of self (since I like my self). I made like st galik and skittered off to here. (GET IT? 'Cuz roaches love garbage.**).
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I am interested in exploring/experimenting with practical methods of may-may dissemination and ensured propagation (SRSly), as well as subversion of current may-mays for belief modification or for disinfo. (SRSly, again). If there are any current projects I could assist (or hinder) and/or threads these may even loosely relate to that I could be directed towards I would be most appreciative.
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*I assume this will never occur, hence voiding the request. Or possibly result in some sorta bootleg Dante's limbo situation, which would be hilarious.
Although if there's a need to subvert my expectations I guess that's ok?
**Just kidding about one of those things.
Cool. What's your opinion of gin?
This is gonna be the new CAKE vs PIE flame war, I can feel it
Quote from: Cramulus on April 23, 2020, 08:49:17 PM
This is gonna be the new CAKE vs PIE flame war, I can feel it
:lulz: we should get a Molotov cocktail emoji.
Which would taste better, pie or cake flavoured gin?
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2020, 10:00:32 PM
Which would taste better, pie or cake flavoured gin?
Trick question. It is spelled *
flavored*.
:trolling:
I'm sorry your dialect is inferior.
Fruit does not belong in gin and a lot of gin is made with wheat based spirits so obvs the answer is cake
Quote from: Cain on April 23, 2020, 11:00:39 PM
I'm sorry your dialect is inferior.
:lol:
I ain't.
anyhow, this showed up in my living room last week, together with a time-traveler posing as one of you lot doing some kind of a photo-shoot. Just returning the favor.
(https://i.imgur.com/CKH2Mfx.gif)
fuck.
I HERE. AWAIT MY DEMANDS, I SHOW THEM TO YOU AND YOU BUY THEM. OR, I PUT CALL UPSTAIRS. MUAH MUAH.... MUAH!
*listening to Come to Daddy (directors cut)*
RIP..D :eek:
OH SHIT, RUN, THEY'RE GONNA .. DO... WHATEVER JEFF BRIDGES DID .... IN THAT MOVIE
(https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/v22vodart/9672434/p9672434_v_v8_af.jpg)
THATS IT! FOR NOW I TAKE 5 MORE YOU SUCKERS DOWN🤪
BANG
YOU NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS
I HAS 9O MORE🍊 HOSTAGES
:internettoughguy:
OKAY, READY THE ABLUTION OF CHRIST!!!
NINE, NINE MORE, YOU HAVE MATH PROBLEM?
I HAS THE PROOF FOR F DEATH!!!(no upload option)
TOOK CARE OF THAT "COP" TOO
???
Initially I thought maybe a ridiculous alt, like Pterodactyl Handler. But it's going toward some territory I don't like much.
Nice VPN you got there, buddy
Quote from: Faust on May 29, 2020, 09:33:43 AM
???
SOME DOUCHEBAG FAKE!!!
GIVE ME UPLOAD POWERS I SHOW YOU WHAT I DID TO THIS GUY!!!
Quote from: altered on May 29, 2020, 09:38:55 AM
Initially I thought maybe a ridiculous alt, like Pterodactyl Handler. But it's going toward some territory I don't like much.
YES, AND NO!
(https://i.imgur.com/JM9sznU_d.jpg)
YUP. ITS ME.
Quote from: Humoculus RIP Dee on May 29, 2020, 10:33:05 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 29, 2020, 09:33:43 AM
???
SOME DOUCHEBAG FAKE!!!
GIVE ME UPLOAD POWERS I SHOW YOU WHAT I DID TO THIS GUY!!!
You want to document your crimes, do it on someone elses server
Given the state of things and our status as a magnet for wacko chuds trying to pretend to be "extreme" leftists, I'm not sure we should give him space to exist here at all. Seems like a risk not worth taking.
NINETEEN DOWN, TOMORROW, SIX MORE, UNTILL MY DEMANDS ARE MET!!! MUAHAHA!
um, banned for live posting your hostage situation maybe? under rule: dont create legal trouble for faust
I'm way more comfortable with this turn of events.
Yeah, I took what he was saying at face value about a hostage situation and banned him I think this is safe because:
If he is lying he is a weirdo and seriously wtf why would you joke about that
If he is not well then uh yeah, this isn't facebook, please livestream your murderspree elsewhere
And if it's some kind of stupid joke, the universally known Smart Move is to let the mods in on it. No matter who you are or what community it is.
Quote from: Cain on May 29, 2020, 09:49:47 AM
Nice VPN you got there, buddy
We allow that? I thought that wasn't a thing.
Quote from: Faust on May 29, 2020, 12:51:40 PM
um, banned for live posting your hostage situation maybe? under rule: dont create legal trouble for faust
Boom
*blows dust off login*
Oh my god have you all STILL not shut the fuck up???
granted I talk to like half of ye on Facebutt BUT STILL
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2020, 11:11:09 PM
*blows dust off login*
Oh my god have you all STILL not shut the fuck up???
granted I talk to like half of ye on Facebutt BUT STILL
The fact that my hand reflexively went to "Preview" before "Post" proves that forums were always, and continue to be, a superior medium for communicating to any other form of posting.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2020, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2020, 11:11:09 PM
*blows dust off login*
Oh my god have you all STILL not shut the fuck up???
granted I talk to like half of ye on Facebutt BUT STILL
The fact that my hand reflexively went to "Preview" before "Post" proves that forums were always, and continue to be, a superior medium for communicating to any other form of posting.
Except that nobody uses them. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2020, 11:38:39 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2020, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2020, 11:11:09 PM
*blows dust off login*
Oh my god have you all STILL not shut the fuck up???
granted I talk to like half of ye on Facebutt BUT STILL
The fact that my hand reflexively went to "Preview" before "Post" proves that forums were always, and continue to be, a superior medium for communicating to any other form of posting.
Except that nobody uses them. :lulz:
That is a point against them, yes.
Or a point in their favor, depending on how you feel about making Posting available to the masses.
that guy got what he needed in the end, good riddance
*reaches for generic 'mop-ease' refills*
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2020, 10:47:57 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 29, 2020, 09:49:47 AM
Nice VPN you got there, buddy
We allow that? I thought that wasn't a thing.
It wasn't 100% clear, in this case. Though their lack of a response was quite telling.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 29, 2020, 11:38:39 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2020, 11:12:19 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 29, 2020, 11:11:09 PM
*blows dust off login*
Oh my god have you all STILL not shut the fuck up???
granted I talk to like half of ye on Facebutt BUT STILL
The fact that my hand reflexively went to "Preview" before "Post" proves that forums were always, and continue to be, a superior medium for communicating to any other form of posting.
Except that nobody uses them. :lulz:
I'm really starting to view that as an advantage
hey. it's ya boi or whatever. was gentled by community of 'spoonies,' and wound up giving a shit about things instead of looking at everything all completely jaded all the time. that's boring as shit anyway.
and for the record, the winner is clearly gin-flavouored piecake.
'Sup, Freeky.
hey alphapance! i missed you, you fucking spag <3
ohhhh shit it's freeky! all the spags are coming home to roost
cram, you utter bastard! how are you? safe n such?
god i missed all of y'all. i'm going through plague diary right now and i'm thoroughly enjoying it.
yeah I'm good! I'm engaged. Stable but bored.
I'm basically like a commercial for acne medication: CLEAN, CLEAR, AND UNDER CONTROL
by Clear I mean that I'm now a 33rd degree Scientologist and would you like to take an e-meter reading? please clench this rod
Quote from: Cramulus on June 02, 2020, 01:24:49 PM
yeah I'm good! I'm engaged. Stable but bored.
I'm basically like a commercial for acne medication: CLEAN, CLEAR, AND UNDER CONTROL
by Clear I mean that I'm now a 33rd degree Scientologist and would you like to take an e-meter reading? please clench this rod
excellent news, good sir, and congombolations to boot!
Hey dude!