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Literate Chaotic / When did this turn into...
« on: December 16, 2004, 11:26:08 pm »
jeebus!

you haven't read your proper poetry.


and some emo is always healthy.


8)

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Literate Chaotic / When did this turn into...
« on: December 16, 2004, 11:16:00 pm »
but poetry is always good.

some of it here is even good. as in good good.

anywho, poetry is always positive.

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Literate Chaotic / When did this turn into...
« on: December 16, 2004, 10:01:27 pm »
Ah! But every poem has a life of its own!

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Or Kill Me / no good title.
« on: December 14, 2004, 01:05:39 am »
JELLO BIAFRA FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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Literate Chaotic / More Dirty Work for Money
« on: December 14, 2004, 01:04:40 am »
/me chucks check

ahahahaaaa....

Yes, well. No trolling indicated in preliminaries... yet...

::straps chuck to a girder and ct scans him::

Let's just wait now and see, hmm?

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Literate Chaotic / More Dirty Work for Money
« on: December 13, 2004, 11:52:38 pm »
My name is Dr. Sepia


I specialize in trolls.

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Literate Chaotic / More Dirty Work for Money
« on: December 12, 2004, 05:06:46 pm »
What about using a brush to spread vaseline and chlorine on everything hands touch?


Rashes are nice and the vaseline kills some of the chlorine smell...

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Or Kill Me / The blessings of Greyface
« on: December 07, 2004, 02:55:06 am »
Quote from: agent compassion
If not for order, how would the pizza get from the oven to your house?



the robot moved in chaostery.

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Literate Chaotic / The Filth
« on: December 07, 2004, 02:47:34 am »
Just bought the sc. colours look good.

anyone?

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Or Kill Me / The blessings of Greyface
« on: December 07, 2004, 12:42:59 am »
depends...

in ones own emotional life/view of life (including religion, science, ideology etc) i find order to to lack ingredients to make audible words out of my thoughts.

i go for the order when things needs to be done and i badly want them to be done and 'chaos' the rest of the way.

yet, chaos is still order and order is still chaos because i feel that there must be order in chaos, for instance small packages of chaoes for my mind to understand it/them/etc.

no, i don't know.

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Or Kill Me / Eris will seriously distort your sense of good taste
« on: December 06, 2004, 10:08:39 pm »
hawaiian shirt.......

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Literate Chaotic / Roy Orbison in Clingfilm
« on: December 04, 2004, 08:16:50 pm »
Quote

FREE COMPETITION: WIN MY HAND IN MARRIAGE
Internet? Information Superhighway? Bloody great knocking-shop more like.

Scarcely a day goes by without I hear of some marriage arranged or destroyed by the Web of Lust. The time has come for me to take advantage of this cybernetic meat-market. In fine, I am looking for a bride, and you, lucky surfer, may be eligible.

What's in it for you, I hear you ask? Well, a UK passport for one thing, still a highly desirable item for denizens of benighted quarters of the globe. But there are many other reasons why you might wish to marry me.

    * If you are a secret lesbian who needs a token husband to stop well-meaning relatives fixing you up with men, I WILL MARRY YOU. As long as I can watch you, you know, at it, or you describe it to me.
    * If you are a potential heiress who needs a pretend husband to satisfy a codicil in a will, I WILL MARRY YOU. As long as we can do it like, once, at least, or you describe what it would have been like.
    * If you are a rich, lonely old woman, I WILL MARRY YOU. As long as you're very rich and nearly dead, and you don't expect me to pretend to be George Formby or Andy Stewart or someone when we do it. Never again.
    * If you are a beautiful spy or drug courier needing a completely pliant husband for purposes of camouflage, I WILL MARRY YOU.
    * If you are a beautiful 'Black Widow' type serial killer, I WILL MARRY YOU, as long as you kill me after we have sex, not before or during. Or kill me with sex. Or an overdose of nice cakes or something. Something nice.

Or if you are a wicked step-parent or dodgy legal guardian of some dimwitted, but presentable, girl, and are looking to get shut of her for nefarious reasons of your own, I can take her off your hands, no questions asked.

This competition is open to all biological females between the ages of 12 and 83. To enter, simply send a short, concise essay explaining why I should marry you (or your retarded ward). Hint: if you choose to tell me why you want to marry me, keep it brief - if it's the passport you're after, for example, don't bang on about how much your government's persecuting you or whatever - concentrate on how you intend to make ME happy.

Spelling and punctuation will be taken into account. If you can't write or don't speak English, send a photograph of yourself and a picture of a cake you have baked recently.



 8)

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Literate Chaotic / Roy Orbison in Clingfilm
« on: December 03, 2004, 01:56:22 am »
Oh my (literaly) god(dess)!

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Literate Chaotic / Ebonics - The downfall of US Ethics and Culture
« on: December 02, 2004, 06:04:42 pm »
ahahahahahahahaa.

Fool!


(does he not see the fnords?)

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