Bask in its glory.
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=pROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP
:lulz:
I think they could have just skipped straight to this and done without the books and movies.
This actually has been around a while now...ever since it started getting popular...
:|
All's well that ends well, even if that means dildoes.
I remember a thread about this last year. It's still very horrormirthy.
It's clever marketing. Surely those fangirls must be awful lonely.
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 AM
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....
Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?
Quote from: Nast on September 03, 2010, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 AM
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....
Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?
cuz it's lifeless and/or ice fucking cold?
Quote from: Cudgel on September 03, 2010, 07:41:28 AM
Quote from: Nast on September 03, 2010, 07:36:24 AM
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 03, 2010, 07:33:52 AM
I need to buy me one of those and then tell all the fangirls why they will be sorely disappointed....
Because it doesn't sparkle in the sunlight?
cuz it's lifeless and/or ice fucking cold?
That's actually a feature. :horrormirth:
I'm not sure how successful this would all be though. IMO one of the main appeals to the twilight series is that it allows people to buy what is basically a soft erotic novel without actually having to buy a soft erotic novel. Ranging from soft core porn for abstinence freaks to basically a Harlequin novel for people embarrassed about buying a Harlequin novels.
that and no where do the advertise that it is made out of 168% angst
. . . the comments - they killed me
MMIX: is dead
sad news:
<me> : HAHA LOOK AT THIS IT'S HILARIOUS!
<mrs. vex> : oh. seriously?
<me> : yeah... i thought it was funny.
<ms. vex> : you know, christmas is coming up...
:facepalm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dompotjTeIA
:lulz:
Quote from: vexati0n on September 03, 2010, 06:41:35 PM
sad news:
<me> : HAHA LOOK AT THIS IT'S HILARIOUS!
<mrs. vex> : oh. seriously?
<me> : yeah... i thought it was funny.
<ms. vex> : you know, christmas is coming up...
:facepalm:
COLD COCK IN THE KEISTER.
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone." Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on September 03, 2010, 08:15:02 PM
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone." Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?
Either there are different kinds of silicone, or :lulz: !
I told the GF I was going to get her one of those and surprise her with it next time she went to the freezer - she'd open the door and see it sitting there waiting. I expected her to not be excited by the idea . . .
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on September 03, 2010, 08:15:02 PM
It has a "unique blend of 100% silicone." Wouldn't that not be a blend at all?
The blend is the Glitter.
Yes, it sparkles in the Sun.
One hopes the glitter is just on the inside of it.
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.
Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
One hopes the glitter is just on the inside of it.
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.
I have a new name