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Apple Talk / Re: Edicts
« Last post by chaotic neutral observer on May 31, 2021, 08:07:07 pm »fuck I love all of this. New HN section coming upYay!
...nuts, I'd better go back and proofraed.
News:
For my part, I’ve replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.
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...nuts, I'd better go back and proofraed.
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Apple Talk / Re: Edicts
« Last post by Q. G. Pennyworth on May 31, 2021, 07:58:38 pm »fuck I love all of this. New HN section coming up
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Apple Talk / Re: If a bear falls in the woods... wait. I messed that up.
« Last post by Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.) on May 30, 2021, 04:14:10 pm »All of our previous infighting was funny.Especially when it wasn't.
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« Last post by Doktor Howl on May 28, 2021, 06:45:49 pm »Today:
Me: "Okay, so I can get that sick new PLC software now, right?"
Dan: "Sorry, there is no money."
Me: "WTF? I just recovered $780K AND saved us $1.5 million in moving costs."
Dan: "Moving costs? I know nothing of these 'moving costs'."
Me: "Oh, you son of a bitch. It's a lousy $9K."
Dan: "9K is a lot of money."
Me: "9K doesn't even show up on my budget."
Dan: "See? There is no $9K."
Me: *incoherent screaming*.
Dan: "This is all normal, Hamish."
Me: "Okay, so I can get that sick new PLC software now, right?"
Dan: "Sorry, there is no money."
Me: "WTF? I just recovered $780K AND saved us $1.5 million in moving costs."
Dan: "Moving costs? I know nothing of these 'moving costs'."
Me: "Oh, you son of a bitch. It's a lousy $9K."
Dan: "9K is a lot of money."
Me: "9K doesn't even show up on my budget."
Dan: "See? There is no $9K."
Me: *incoherent screaming*.
Dan: "This is all normal, Hamish."
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Apple Talk / Re: If a bear falls in the woods... wait. I messed that up.
« Last post by Doktor Howl on May 28, 2021, 06:41:20 pm »Discordianism and the COTSG are not things that any human being can do forever. You get in, you get what you need, and then you leave.
Chaos is not sustainable. It's just a lot of fun as a short term thing.
Noted. In the meantime I hope it's alright with everyone that I practice "existing" again till I develop the motivation and fortitude to find other places to do more than just lurk. I'll try to shine up some rants or other writings to drop here when things get slow, and try to improve my conversational skills so its worth interacting.The Great Seriousness... now there's a term I've gotta throw in the forum search bar. Probably something there that might keep me occupied for an hour or two.A lot of grayfaced infighting that resulted in eris "rewarding" us with four years of the Maga Khan.
Just when I thought I'd heard all the nicknames. Maga Khan
All of our previous infighting was funny.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by Doktor Howl on May 28, 2021, 06:40:12 pm »I'm looking for a piece of Subgenius writing which encouraged people to burn a twenty dollar bill. Something about it being a form of Subgenius initiation .. to experience the resistance to the destruction of your own slack, to feel the slack burn away into the air. Sound familiar to any of you naked old losers?
Nope. You're supposed to send your $$$ to "Bob". Everything else leaves you unclean
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by Cramulus on May 28, 2021, 03:54:39 pm »I'm looking for a piece of Subgenius writing which encouraged people to burn a twenty dollar bill. Something about it being a form of Subgenius initiation .. to experience the resistance to the destruction of your own slack, to feel the slack burn away into the air. Sound familiar to any of you naked old losers?
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Last post by TheAudience on May 28, 2021, 01:56:55 pm »My Home Town (Lebanon, Ohio) has decided to pass an ordinance not only banning, but criminalizing all abortion. The Council Meeting consisted mainly of the Council talking about how they use the Bible to make all of their decisions in local government, and friends of mine calling them on their shit.
The Protest of the decision was met with a Counter-Protest of Right-Wingers with big guns that was about quadruple the size. This is the same town where known Nazis in the area assaulted protesters on camera in the streets during past protests. It's likely going to get pretty ugly here soon, and we'll be moving into Lebanon likely within the next few months to get out of this piece of shit house.
Hopefully, I can get some SRA buddies together over the next few months to join at future Protests to discourage future threats and intimidation.
That sucks. It sounds like Ohio is quite the battleground in more ways than one. I just read how a lot of Ohio Republican legislators are trying to push for a bill that would prevent basically any organization from encouraging or enforcing mask wearing or vaccinations. I know that there are lots of people who would cheer on these actions in pursuit of the cause of "personal liberty". I am not one of them. I'll admit I don't have a position that is free of contradiction. But I feel like it should be my individual right as a laborer to not have to service an individual or work closely with someone if I feel doing so would put my health or safety at risk. In the same way I am currently informed that I can consult my manager and implement additional safety measures if a procedure exposes me to a level of risk I am not comfortable with.
Are you going to be alright moving into Lebanon?
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Apple Talk / Re: If a bear falls in the woods... wait. I messed that up.
« Last post by TheAudience on May 28, 2021, 12:48:39 pm »Discordianism and the COTSG are not things that any human being can do forever. You get in, you get what you need, and then you leave.
Chaos is not sustainable. It's just a lot of fun as a short term thing.
Noted. In the meantime I hope it's alright with everyone that I practice "existing" again till I develop the motivation and fortitude to find other places to do more than just lurk. I'll try to shine up some rants or other writings to drop here when things get slow, and try to improve my conversational skills so its worth interacting.
The Great Seriousness... now there's a term I've gotta throw in the forum search bar. Probably something there that might keep me occupied for an hour or two.A lot of grayfaced infighting that resulted in eris "rewarding" us with four years of the Maga Khan.
Just when I thought I'd heard all the nicknames. Maga Khan
Brilliant. I'll try to keep my own gravefaced nature in check. I don't think I would want yet another Great Seriousness (no idea if there's been more than one) or worse.