So there is a mod, that allows you put dicks on male characters in Skyrim, because dicks amirite?
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/35463//? NSFW link
QuoteSOS - Schlongs of Skyrim is a mod intended to work as a framework for customized, animated and dynamic assignment and management of male genitalia. Although the mod started by only aiming to provide it only for male characters, due to demand, it soon shifted to a full framework, capable of managing it to any possible race/gender. Currently it features a base male body to work with, and 3 distinct shape Addons. We expect with further development, to extend the shape "database".
My understanding is that not only does it add dicks, but you can control your character's dick with keybinds, because why the fuck not?
Evidently a large number of people were highly offended by this mod, because dicks are terrible but vaginas and gigantic boobies are perfectly ok.
THE VARIETY OF COCKS IS ASTOUNDING!!!!!
WHY DO I NOT HAVE THIS INSTALLED????
Do they have Nigel's "Crippler"?
This may be the reason ECH got a brand new butthole.
OMG this is awesome! :lulz:
Sadly, I cannot see teh images without being registered and logged-in. :sad:
GOD DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS FILE DIRECTORY AND NO FUCKING README FILES!!!!!!!! I WANT MY HARD COCK IN SKYRIM!!!!!!
ADDING SEXY BARBARIAN LADIES IS MUCH FUCKING EASIER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!
ADDING HOOKERS AND ILLICIT DRUGS IS MUCH EASIER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:01:55 AM
GOD DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS FILE DIRECTORY AND NO FUCKING README FILES!!!!!!!! I WANT MY HARD COCK IN SKYRIM!!!!!!
ADDING SEXY BARBARIAN LADIES IS MUCH FUCKING EASIER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!
ADDING HOOKERS AND ILLICIT DRUGS IS MUCH EASIER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!
What, are they running around with hard-ons all the time?
OH MY GOD
THE DICKS HAVE PHYSICS AND THEY WANGLE AROUND!!!!!
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:27:17 AM
OH MY GOD
THE DICKS HAVE PHYSICS AND THEY WANGLE AROUND!!!!!
This makes me really want a new computer and also to find my Skyrim disk, which some child has destroyed or lost.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 06:18:43 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:27:17 AM
OH MY GOD
THE DICKS HAVE PHYSICS AND THEY WANGLE AROUND!!!!!
This makes me really want a new computer and also to find my Skyrim disk, which some child has destroyed or lost.
If you registered it with steam, you don't need the disks. You can just download the game from the interwebs.
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 06:24:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 06:18:43 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:27:17 AM
OH MY GOD
THE DICKS HAVE PHYSICS AND THEY WANGLE AROUND!!!!!
This makes me really want a new computer and also to find my Skyrim disk, which some child has destroyed or lost.
If you registered it with steam, you don't need the disks. You can just download the game from the interwebs.
Really?
I'm not actually sure if it's registered, I think my son installed it. Maybe?
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 06:31:30 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 06:24:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 06:18:43 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:27:17 AM
OH MY GOD
THE DICKS HAVE PHYSICS AND THEY WANGLE AROUND!!!!!
This makes me really want a new computer and also to find my Skyrim disk, which some child has destroyed or lost.
If you registered it with steam, you don't need the disks. You can just download the game from the interwebs.
Really?
I'm not actually sure if it's registered, I think my son installed it. Maybe?
It probably is. Ask your son.
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 06:32:59 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 06:31:30 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 06:24:48 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 06:18:43 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 04:27:17 AM
OH MY GOD
THE DICKS HAVE PHYSICS AND THEY WANGLE AROUND!!!!!
This makes me really want a new computer and also to find my Skyrim disk, which some child has destroyed or lost.
If you registered it with steam, you don't need the disks. You can just download the game from the interwebs.
Really?
I'm not actually sure if it's registered, I think my son installed it. Maybe?
It probably is. Ask your son.
When he gets home I totally will.
All because Nigel wants to watch dangling cocks in a video game.
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 06:47:09 AM
All because Nigel wants to watch dangling cocks in a video game.
:lulz: I think perhaps I won't tell him that part.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 18, 2013, 06:52:36 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 06:47:09 AM
All because Nigel wants to watch dangling cocks in a video game.
:lulz: I think perhaps I won't tell him that part.
:lulz:
You can also download bouncing titties and asses for the female characters. But to do that AND have it work with a female model that actually looks to some degree normal is a hassle.
Although now that suddenly I have dangly wangs I think I need to go through the effort of having bouncy boobies again.
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 03:47:51 AM
My understanding is that not only does it add dicks, but you can control your character's dick with keybinds, because why the fuck not?
Evidently a large number of people were highly offended by this mod, because dicks are terrible but vaginas and gigantic boobies are perfectly ok.
Gamers, I'm afraid to say. Like a good third of the top 100 mods, by downloads and recommendation, are designed to turn all female characters in the game into ridiculously over the top archetypes of feminine sexuality, along with redesigning the clothes of the game to fit their new bodies, making them entirely naked when clothes are off, adding in high texture resolutions so their faces are free of blemishes, adding in even more ridiculous clothing and, ahem, breast plate.
And it's not like the shipped game's characters, male or female, were unattractive in the first place.
But dicks are totally gay, bro.
Quote from: Cain on June 18, 2013, 08:46:26 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on June 18, 2013, 03:47:51 AM
My understanding is that not only does it add dicks, but you can control your character's dick with keybinds, because why the fuck not?
Evidently a large number of people were highly offended by this mod, because dicks are terrible but vaginas and gigantic boobies are perfectly ok.
Gamers, I'm afraid to say. Like a good third of the top 100 mods, by downloads and recommendation, are designed to turn all female characters in the game into ridiculously over the top archetypes of feminine sexuality, along with redesigning the clothes of the game to fit their new bodies, making them entirely naked when clothes are off, adding in high texture resolutions so their faces are free of blemishes, adding in even more ridiculous clothing and, ahem, breast plate.
And it's not like the shipped game's characters, male or female, were unattractive in the first place.
But dicks are totally gay, bro.
I totally understood why a large number people lost their shit over SoS. And it sucks that there are over half a dozen nude female body mods commonly available, and I think only two nude male body mods, and I think SoS is technically a mod of the other nude male mod.
On another note, for some reason there is now gay sex in my game but no sex animations :?
And on another note, there are mods to make less hyper-sexualized idealizations of women in Skyrim, to include blemished skins.
But on the other hand there is now a mod api that allows other modders to make high-heels that actually add height instead of doing weird things to the leg meshes, with male support.
This is why I filter out all the "adult" mods. I just want bugfixes and MOAR QUESTS.
Quote from: Cain on June 18, 2013, 09:07:37 AM
This is why I filter out all the "adult" mods. I just want bugfixes and MOAR QUESTS.
delicious quests