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Title: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 25, 2012, 02:22:35 AM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/etc/3291003341.html

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ.   :eek:
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Don Coyote on September 25, 2012, 02:24:23 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Luna on September 25, 2012, 02:45:17 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 25, 2012, 02:22:35 AM
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/eat/etc/3291003341.html

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ.   :eek:

Holy shit.

Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Kai on September 25, 2012, 02:58:21 AM
Wow, indeed. It was one of those, "I don't get what everyone's so....[wait for it....wait for it...]....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....oh man" moments.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on September 25, 2012, 06:35:16 AM
You know there is a probably a huge market out there for lunatic messiahs and control freaks looking for impressionable young disciples. Someone should start something, call it Mansonbook.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Signora Pæsior on September 25, 2012, 07:22:49 AM
 :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 25, 2012, 07:29:30 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Also, may I add that this is a BRILLIANT opportunity for an ambitious young psychologist, sociologist, or journalist to GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR of 2015's breaking story?
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Ayotollah of Ass on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:39:55 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 25, 2012, 07:29:30 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Also, may I add that this is a BRILLIANT opportunity for an ambitious young psychologist, sociologist, or journalist to GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR of 2015's breaking story?

I've just never seen an actual sign up list for a sex slave/rape camp thingie before.

Sorta like "Be the first Jew on your block to drop everything and run for Dachau!"
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Murmur on September 26, 2012, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 26, 2012, 01:39:55 AM
I've just never seen an actual sign up list for a sex slave/rape camp thingie before.

Sorta like "Be the first Jew on your block to drop everything and run for Dachau!"

I'm scared of how many out there will actually *seriously* call about it.  :eek: :horrormirth:
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:28:50 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.

But it gets even DUMBER.  Someone is going to fall for the rape camp advert.

The three types of women that will:

1.  20-something Rand fan looking to piss her parents off.
2.  40-something desperately poor woman who thinks this will end well.
3.  Any-age woman who is looking for a crash pad for a few months or so.

None of them will get what they expect.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:32:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:28:50 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.

But it gets even DUMBER.  Someone is going to fall for the rape camp advert.

The three types of women that will:

1.  20-something Rand fan looking to piss her parents off.
2.  40-something desperately poor woman who thinks this will end well.
3.  Any-age woman who is looking for a crash pad for a few months or so.

None of them will get what they expect.

I suspect he's going to be flooded with responses from tweakers who have worn out their last welcome elsewhere.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:32:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:28:50 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.

But it gets even DUMBER.  Someone is going to fall for the rape camp advert.

The three types of women that will:

1.  20-something Rand fan looking to piss her parents off.
2.  40-something desperately poor woman who thinks this will end well.
3.  Any-age woman who is looking for a crash pad for a few months or so.

None of them will get what they expect.

I suspect he's going to be flooded with responses from tweakers who have worn out their last welcome elsewhere.

Yeah, #3.  I take a certain grim satisfaction on that.  It'll be like an episode of The Outer Limits.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:35:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:32:57 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:32:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:28:50 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548 (http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548)

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.

But it gets even DUMBER.  Someone is going to fall for the rape camp advert.

The three types of women that will:

1.  20-something Rand fan looking to piss her parents off.
2.  40-something desperately poor woman who thinks this will end well.
3.  Any-age woman who is looking for a crash pad for a few months or so.

None of them will get what they expect.

I suspect he's going to be flooded with responses from tweakers who have worn out their last welcome elsewhere.

Yeah, #3.  I take a certain grim satisfaction on that.  It'll be like an episode of The Outer Limits.

:lulz: and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:36:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:35:02 PM
:lulz: and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

I can already tell you what this guy looks like.  Just saying.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on September 28, 2012, 10:36:27 PM
Clearly, we should put out a new ad, with the same contact information, that appeals to motorcycle gangs.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:38:59 PM
Quote from: v3x on September 28, 2012, 10:36:27 PM
Clearly, we should put out a new ad, with the same contact information, that appeals to motorcycle gangs.

YESSSSSSSS!
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:39:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:36:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:35:02 PM
:lulz: and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

I can already tell you what this guy looks like.  Just saying.

(http://thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/m.d.-creekmore-survivalist-blog.jpg)
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:41:06 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:39:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:36:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:35:02 PM
:lulz: and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

I can already tell you what this guy looks like.  Just saying.

(http://thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/m.d.-creekmore-survivalist-blog.jpg)

Is that him?  Because I was thinking a bit fatter, a bit shorter, and really bad greasy hair.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:45:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:41:06 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:39:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:36:04 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:35:02 PM
:lulz: and when he talks about the few slightly-less-damaged people he does accept, he's going to refer to them as if they are the cherry-picked super-elite chosen from hundreds of applicants, and ignore the part where the applicants were mostly homeless druggies who look seventy at twenty-eight.

I can already tell you what this guy looks like.  Just saying.

(http://thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/m.d.-creekmore-survivalist-blog.jpg)

Is that him?  Because I was thinking a bit fatter, a bit shorter, and really bad greasy hair.

No, it's just a representative sample of his type. But I bet you're right. More like

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/f/f/fff06_ORIG-FatGunDude.jpg)
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:46:27 PM
That guy's monitor has a fish on it.

I suspect Cram involvement.
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on September 28, 2012, 10:48:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:46:27 PM
That guy's monitor has a fish on it.

I suspect Cram involvement.

I know, right?
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Don Coyote on September 28, 2012, 10:52:49 PM
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THAT IS JUST TOO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: This Week's Nightmare Fuel
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 29, 2012, 12:38:48 AM
Quote
Do you enjoy working with livestock , dogs , poultry , gardening , fruit growing , forestry products , and people (notwithstanding the need to clean out pig pens , clean up horse stalls , scoop up chicken droppings in coops , humanely slaughter animals and poultry for our meat , weed gardens , etc.) ?

Quote- simply by "doing what you love and never having to do another day of work in your life" in the words of the GEICO gecko ?

Never listen to that fucking Gecko.

I think we need to call him (*67!!!!!) and fuck with him. Not sure what to say, though.