Especially since Dingo sacrificed his standing here for journalistic integrity.
Not true. It wasn't journalistic integrity, it was "control".
Which he thought everybody was trying to wrest from him by refusing to participate because Uncle BadTouch was involved.
It is ultimately his project, and he can maintain whatever control he wants over it.
That control comes at a cost though. Not the least which of being that Roger is probably one of the most notable contemporary Discordian thinkers, and Uncle BadTouch being an anomaly.
I mean, yeah, if he wants to show the very obscure dark side of Discordia and call it journalistic integrity, then, ok.
But he is automatically cutting himself off from relevancy in the process.
Balls. Roger is one asshat among many asshats. Thing is, he cut off 80% of the asshats, to please a pedo cult leader.
How does this affect my shares in RogerCorp?
Supply of Roger
TM has never been so low, whilst we are in the midst of unprecedented demand. The basic economics are there for a canny individual to make an absolute
killing on the trading floor. But let's talk about why investment in RogerCorp is a good
long-term play.
Roger
TM is an aspirational product that promises to fundamentally change the way the American public looks at their daily entertainment, nutritional, educational and back hair related needs. It satisfies a niche in the market not covered by tinned foodstuffs, over the counter medication and over 90% of magazine publications. Roger
TM's patented technology is highly unlikely to be developed by our competitors for at least 15 years, by which time we will have established an unshakable foothold and fundamentally shifted the paradigm of the great American publics perception of life, death and even
money.
It's so necessary for our glorious future that investing in RogerCorp should be legally
required at this point.
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