An Ode to My Missing Right Boot

[Doktor Howl]

In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun

[LMNO]

Enthralling, unguent, triumphant.

[Luna]

Note to self: buy spare boots.

[Triple Zero]

I once made a cartoon somewhat relevant to this. Apologies for it being Dutch: http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7325/koosvindteenschoen.gif

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun

This was fucking brilliant.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

In a city full of asses,
Meth pipes, cigarette butts
and empty whiskey glasses
How shall I find my right boot?

I had it this just this morning
and despite "do nevers",
and the odd final warning
I left it in somebody's ass.

A good engineer boot it was
I had it for a while
but it's long gone now because
some dumb Opie stepped to me.

So if you hear me clumping by
do please check up your ass
Because I'm a sad, footsore guy
And the workday's just begun

You're probably having trouble finding it because it's embedded so deeply.

You'll need to have someone cut it out. Instruct them not to cut the boot.  

[Luna]

This...  This needs to be done up with art, and fine calligraphy.

It's a piece of art.