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Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.

Dok, you're here just in time.

Look at LuciferX, he seems to be having profuse shoulder bleeding syndrome

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?

well... i guess? would you like to join?

 


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i forgot to post those...

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.

what is the next step? :O

Understanding Leonard Cohen.

that is easy and logical.

People sure think it is.

i hope so.

Aqua man may get upset.

I could totally beat him in a fight.

but he can send Cthulhu on you. Fucking Cthulhu!

could you beat Cthulhu?

Committing to Sparkle Motion is both scary and exhilarating.

what is the next step? :O

Understanding Leonard Cohen.

that is easy and logical.

Aqua man may get upset.

I think this forum is the only one I've ever signed up to where I've still to be banned.

I had to ban myself from my own forum ten years ago.

damn, i just stop going to my own forum, :O ...not much activity there,

1. when you are on a shit ton of forums that look the same... you start incohearently thinking every page is PD.
2. you accidently post something on one of the other sites when you thought you were on PD
3. you started cussing like normal some site...
5. you post something here and think you posted it there.

He said something about it being normal for Second Life.

I asked him how he knew that, and he just started bellowing profanity at me.

:O i haven't heard a mention of Second life... for ages.

Well, you just did.

i fixed it.

a shit pants orgy.

there needs to be a porn about this.

Stop.

That would make a perfect title for the porn.


okay, i'll stop. *nods.

He said something about it being normal for Second Life.

I asked him how he knew that, and he just started bellowing profanity at me.

:O i haven't heard a mention of Second life before this... for ages.


---edited to add "before this"

*sits here confused.

...i am suspicious of you all... my room must be bugged. :O