Time Travel

[Capeditiea]

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

[Cain]

[Capeditiea]

  


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i forgot to post those...

[hooplala]

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?

[EK WAFFLR]

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[minuspace]

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

[Capeditiea]

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?

well... i guess? would you like to join?

[Doktor Howl]

Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.

[Capeditiea]

Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.

Dok, you're here just in time.

Look at LuciferX, he seems to be having profuse shoulder bleeding syndrome

[hooplala]

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?

well... i guess? would you like to join?

It would hardly be private time if I was present.

[Capeditiea]

:3 red carpet will be helpful. they are also great in bed. *nods

True. Can't deny that, stereotypes notwithstanding. Also, idduno, something tells me the shit draining out of my shoulder should probably stop before I go.

*gets on intercom, Paging Doktor Howl, paging Doktor Howl, we have a code 243, on red alert.

Okay, calm down, this is completely okay, Doktor Howl is a trained Doktor, he has done some amazing work. *rips open blouse revealing abnormally huge tits, see look at these bad girls...

Do you need some private time?

well... i guess? would you like to join?

It would hardly be private time if I was present.

Fine then. i will   

[minuspace]

Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.

Dok, you're here just in time.

Look at LuciferX, he seems to be having profuse shoulder bleeding syndrome

No, no, no... I'm all taken care of. I'll just stick some bubblegum in there and I'm ready to go. Picking up some diatomaceous <g> nitrogen for the bugs later on and shooting for departure tomorrow. I expect traffic Sunday through Tuesday so I wanted to make sure the place looks good for when the tourists get there.

[Capeditiea]

Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.

Dok, you're here just in time.

Look at LuciferX, he seems to be having profuse shoulder bleeding syndrome

No, no, no... I'm all taken care of. I'll just stick some bubblegum in there and I'm ready to go. Picking up some diatomaceous <g> nitrogen for the bugs later on and shooting for departure tomorrow. I expect traffic Sunday through Tuesday so I wanted to make sure the place looks good for when the tourists get there.

you knew the secret to fixing your shoulder?
:O

[minuspace]

That's it. No more broadcasting here.

[Junkenstein]

Doktor Howl is in no way affiliated with these banal chatroom shenanigans.

The Babylon Horuv/Wyldkat vibe in fact makes the good Doktor want to turn everyone in to the Department of Homeland Security for your own good.

It's your own damn fault for this. I warned you. Many, Many times, I beseeche-ed thee to SHAVE THY FUCKING BACK. But no. You're a smart man. You didn't listen. Now you walk around like some kind of cromagnon motherfucker with the weak willed hurling themselves at you.

The boys LOVE it.

The girls LUST FOR IT.

The boy-girls GO WILD FOR IT.

The girl-boys ENVY IT.

Non-conforming-to-binary-things-people PLAN TO SKIN YOU AND MAKE IT INTO A RUG.

ITS ROGERS AMAZING ASTONISHING HIGHLAND CATTLE-ESQUE BACK. ORDER YOURS TODAY. LIMITED TO ONE CUSTOMER ONLY BECAUSE WE NEED TO SKIN HIM TO MAKE IT.





 










I'm not joking. I'll skin and sell him for the right price. It'll save him from this fucking horribleness that's happened lately so it's almost a mercy. Think of it like charity. Or Scientology.