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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 16, 2012, 06:32:01 AM

Title: WORDS
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 16, 2012, 06:32:01 AM
This is going to be terrible.

I'm sitting here trying to put out some kind of "quality" writing. But, wherever I go, there are WORDS within earshot.

TV. Pop Music. Radio. Talk shows. PEOPLE. TALK TALK TALK WORDSWORDS WORDS BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH!!



Fuck!

Am I the only one who has noticed that people have this weird need to OH MY FUCKING GOD A SILENT MOMENT FUCK FUCK FUCK MUST FILL IT WITH WORDS NEED WORDS FUCKING WORDS FUCK FUCK FUCK CAN'T HAVE SILENCE OH FUCK SILENCE MEANS SOMETHING IS WRONG


Every single moment MUST be filled with WORDS!


WHY
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: Don Coyote on October 16, 2012, 07:15:14 AM
They have no thoughts. No silent monologues. Without the background WORDS, they are alone, with their empty heads.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 16, 2012, 07:16:14 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 16, 2012, 07:15:14 AM
They have no thoughts. No silent monologues. Without the background WORDS, they are alone, with their empty heads.

I know the truth is horrible, but it can't be THAT horrible! Surely?!
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: Don Coyote on October 16, 2012, 07:18:47 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2012, 07:16:14 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 16, 2012, 07:15:14 AM
They have no thoughts. No silent monologues. Without the background WORDS, they are alone, with their empty heads.

I know the truth is horrible, but it can't be THAT horrible! Surely?!

Ask yourself who are the guiltiest of this, and compare this list to the most inane/uncreative/unintelligent people you know.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 16, 2012, 07:32:43 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 16, 2012, 07:18:47 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2012, 07:16:14 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 16, 2012, 07:15:14 AM
They have no thoughts. No silent monologues. Without the background WORDS, they are alone, with their empty heads.

I know the truth is horrible, but it can't be THAT horrible! Surely?!

Ask yourself who are the guiltiest of this, and compare this list to the most inane/uncreative/unintelligent people you know.

Oh my God. :-|
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: Reginald Ret on October 16, 2012, 09:16:58 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2012, 07:32:43 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 16, 2012, 07:18:47 AM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2012, 07:16:14 AM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 16, 2012, 07:15:14 AM
They have no thoughts. No silent monologues. Without the background WORDS, they are alone, with their empty heads.

I know the truth is horrible, but it can't be THAT horrible! Surely?!

Ask yourself who are the guiltiest of this, and compare this list to the most inane/uncreative/unintelligent people you know.

Oh my God. :-|
It might also be illuminating to consider that listening leads to thinking and most can't talk and listen at the same time.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: Dildo Argentino on October 16, 2012, 03:22:07 PM
I think we invented parasites for ourselves there. We made up words because they came in handy. Now words make us up, and they demand to be spoken.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 16, 2012, 05:46:54 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2012, 06:32:01 AM
This is going to be terrible.

I'm sitting here trying to put out some kind of "quality" writing. But, wherever I go, there are WORDS within earshot.

TV. Pop Music. Radio. Talk shows. PEOPLE. TALK TALK TALK WORDSWORDS WORDS BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH!!



Fuck!

Am I the only one who has noticed that people have this weird need to OH MY FUCKING GOD A SILENT MOMENT FUCK FUCK FUCK MUST FILL IT WITH WORDS NEED WORDS FUCKING WORDS FUCK FUCK FUCK CAN'T HAVE SILENCE OH FUCK SILENCE MEANS SOMETHING IS WRONG


Every single moment MUST be filled with WORDS!


WHY

Yep.

Oh god.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: Anna Mae Bollocks on October 16, 2012, 06:00:53 PM
I used to work with a bizarre woman who wore lace collars and had obviously been trained never to let the conversation lag.

You'd be in the break room, drinking coffee, smoking, reading the paper, and she'd come in, rattle around, pop her Lean Cuisine in the mircowave and say "SOOOOO - how are you doing today?"

After awhile, everybody called it "getting zapped". It was a game. You tried to hang in the break room as long as possible without getting zapped. The record holder made it a couple of weeks and finally said "fuck it" and stayed to finish his cigarette.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: Forsooth on October 16, 2012, 08:17:42 PM
I've been informed by the people that have married into my family that "not talking simply because there's nothing to talk about" is not an excuse for silence when around people (which is implied to be a bad thing.)

They say I should attempt to make "friendly, casual conversation," even if I don 't know the people around me, have a dislike for the people around me, or just simply don't want to talk at that moment.

Some of my favorite days are when the wife is working late, and I can turn off TV, go outside to smoke and not have to listen to anything coherent for a few hours
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 08:18:52 PM
I think everyone should sit quietly.

To practice for when they're DEAD.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: LMNO on October 16, 2012, 08:20:02 PM
So, the last two weeks of PD was "practice"?
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 08:22:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 16, 2012, 08:20:02 PM
So, the last two weeks of PD was "practice"?

Yeah, but practice for when everyone finally gives up and leaves.

Then Zuckerberg owns it ALL.  Well fucking done, Discordia.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on October 16, 2012, 08:47:59 PM
Not all silence is tense.

Silence at PD, however, is a harbinger of something truly terrible. And I discourage it. That is why if it is too quiet I am likely to sat something dumb, way too loudly.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 16, 2012, 09:03:19 PM
Quote from: V3X on October 16, 2012, 08:47:59 PM
Not all silence is tense.

Silence at PD, however, is a harbinger of something truly terrible. And I discourage it. That is why if it is too quiet I am likely to sat something dumb, way too loudly.

I'm Man Yellow, and I approve of this sort of thing.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 18, 2012, 12:19:29 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 08:22:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 16, 2012, 08:20:02 PM
So, the last two weeks of PD was "practice"?

Yeah, but practice for when everyone finally gives up and leaves.

Then Zuckerberg owns it ALL.  Well fucking done, Discordia.

Going to forums and hitting F5 over and over again is like going to a party and standing really close to people to listen to what they're talking about without ever making eye contact or introducing yourself.

Lurking for a while before you join in is one thing. Doing nothing but eavesdropping and leaving is kind of creepy.
Title: Re: WORDS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 18, 2012, 01:48:55 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 18, 2012, 12:19:29 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 16, 2012, 08:22:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 16, 2012, 08:20:02 PM
So, the last two weeks of PD was "practice"?

Yeah, but practice for when everyone finally gives up and leaves.

Then Zuckerberg owns it ALL.  Well fucking done, Discordia.

Going to forums and hitting F5 over and over again is like going to a party and standing really close to people to listen to what they're talking about without ever making eye contact or introducing yourself.

Lurking for a while before you join in is one thing. Doing nothing but eavesdropping and leaving is kind of creepy.

This.