Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 18, 2008, 05:16:05 PM

Title: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 18, 2008, 05:16:05 PM
Spectacular ideas ITT

For example: http://www.hacknmod.com/displayMOD.php?hack=1611
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 19, 2008, 05:35:59 AM
that's pretty awesome.

and then it got eaten by a train.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2008, 08:22:15 AM
Did you guys see the photoessay someone did of taking a trip on one of those, on an abandoned track in the middle of nowhere? It was REALLY COOL.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: trillian on August 19, 2008, 04:22:51 PM
please don't provide a link or anything, you know we hate that.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 19, 2008, 05:51:52 PM
I actually would have provided a link if I could find it... I was honestly just wondering if maybe iPhone Mantis had seen it, since he is interested in these gadgets.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 20, 2008, 07:23:23 PM
No, I've seen a lot of train related photo essays but never one of those things. Do you know who did it?
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2008, 09:38:18 PM
No idea, it was just this fantastic essay of these kids taking one on a jaunt on these ruined old tracks that went through swamp and ended in a twisted mess, after which they went back. SOOOO COOOOL.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 20, 2008, 09:44:06 PM
OHHHHHH but while I was searching for it, I found THIS:
http://www.brian894x4.com/AbandonedRRmainpage.html

I see many happy weekends in my future.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2008, 12:56:33 AM
Heh, I've found some pretty cool stuff exploring railroad tracks before including a hidden horse farm with no roads or trails leading into it (bizarre), a pot field and a few moonshine distilleries.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 21, 2008, 01:04:40 AM
Damn.
I live in the south and I never find cool shit like that.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2008, 01:06:58 AM
Keep looking, you're bound to find something cool eventually. Then again, you do live in Florida...

I wouldn't even call that the south really. EDIT: The south seems to stop as soon as you reach Florida.

Go exploring in a dense forest for a day if you can find one, you'll probably find at least one cool thing.

Yesterday I did some half-assed parkouring through a bunch of cut down trees (for those of you who are wondering, this is a very bad idea, fallen trees are not very stable) and ended up almost slamming into a hobo shack just past the treeline. Nobody was in it though.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: trillian on August 21, 2008, 01:09:02 AM
I love finding stuff like that.

this is very near where I live:
http://youguysshouldknow.wordpress.com/2007/06/18/lost-richmond-exploring-elko-tract-richmonds-lost-city/ (http://youguysshouldknow.wordpress.com/2007/06/18/lost-richmond-exploring-elko-tract-richmonds-lost-city/)


i've never been there but several friends have.  They said it looked  like someone had cleared the roadway areas fairly recently.  Very interesting/mysterious area.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2008, 01:11:29 AM
I guarantee if you look for long enough you will find cool shit no matter where you are. Consider getting a part time job at a shitty local newspaper to find cool things or just drop by and ask them where you can find cool shit. Historical societies are another good place to ask.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 21, 2008, 01:14:04 AM
Eh... we have some deep south. There's a lot of swamp here. ~cue banjo~
I'm just not going anywhere near it.

The rednecky parts of this place (like Bithlo and Christmas) scare the hell out of me.
Maybe St. Augustine has something interesting hidden somewhere.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2008, 01:18:06 AM
Hate to say it, but the rednecky parts might have some very cool stuff. Also, if you explore urban places most people never go you'll find cool stuff (i.e. sewers, closed down subway tunnels and other creepy places).
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 21, 2008, 01:21:31 AM
lolsubway

Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: wade on August 21, 2008, 01:49:48 AM
just outside my home town, in the woods some mother fucker built munchkin land..  tons of miniture buildings with all kinds of weird shit.... very creepy!
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2008, 01:51:57 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on August 21, 2008, 01:21:31 AM
lolsubway

Mind the crazy-ass hobos.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: trillian on August 21, 2008, 02:26:19 AM
I could never do urban exploration though... all that wandering around in the woods at night breaking into buildings that look like horror movie sets while dodging mysterious men in mysterious uniforms is just too creepy for me.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2008, 02:36:18 AM
The urban growth boundary here means that there are very few abandoned places in the city, but there is good stuff outside the city.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2008, 02:42:10 AM
Quote from: trillian on August 21, 2008, 02:26:19 AM
I could never do urban exploration though... all that wandering around in the woods at night breaking into buildings that look like horror movie sets while dodging mysterious men in mysterious uniforms is just too creepy for me.

I prefer rural exploration, all the creepiness with a third of the actual danger.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: trillian on August 21, 2008, 02:49:46 AM
BUT WHAT IF THERE ARE ZOMBIES
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2008, 02:56:27 AM
That there is why I has this here scattergun:
(http://www.autoburst.net/graphics/Rifles/Moss500.jpg)

...and of course, zombie repellant:
(http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/62893235/13165283)
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: trillian on August 21, 2008, 03:05:29 AM
the number one rule of anywhere that's dark is that THERE ARE ALWAYS ZOMBIES.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 21, 2008, 03:50:51 AM
Quote from: iPhone on August 21, 2008, 01:51:57 AM
Quote from: Squiddy on August 21, 2008, 01:21:31 AM
lolsubway

Mind the crazy-ass hobos.

no subways in Florida.
but we gots lotsa crazy-ass hobos!
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 21, 2008, 04:11:14 AM
Subway hobos are a different breed.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 21, 2008, 04:21:37 AM
probably.

the ones we have here are all hairy, tanned, STINKwarts on the ass of highway 50.

i imagine subway hobos to be like those albino lizard things with no eyes that live in caves and never see the light of day that are there one minute and when you turn your head they disappear
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Richter on August 21, 2008, 02:23:36 PM
Quote from: iPhone on August 21, 2008, 02:42:10 AM
Quote from: trillian on August 21, 2008, 02:26:19 AM
I could never do urban exploration though... all that wandering around in the woods at night breaking into buildings that look like horror movie sets while dodging mysterious men in mysterious uniforms is just too creepy for me.

I prefer rural exploration, all the creepiness with a third of the actual danger.

This is true.  Park rangers are less likely to shoot first.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 21, 2008, 04:43:04 PM
Speaking of albino lizards, on Monday when I was down in The Hole I saw an adult Giant Pacific Salamander AND several albino fish, one of which was at least 6" long. I wish I'd brought my camera!

Also, when we were near the bottom we smelled spray paint, because other people were in there with us. One of them was apparently named "Claire", because she wrote her name on the wall, along with a picture of a lion, a dinosaur, and something else I don't remember. They were gone by the time we got up near the top though, probably scared shitless by whatever freaks were coming up at them from the bottom.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 22, 2009, 05:07:30 AM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124027127337237011.html#mod=article-outset-box
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: AFK on April 22, 2009, 11:11:47 AM
Law & Order: Joe Sixpack

Starring Jim Belushi and Rosie O'Donnel. 
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 12, 2010, 11:47:09 PM
You may or may not have already heard of this but, DHS FAST screening systems:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXig2uJ-NM
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Dr. Paes on March 13, 2010, 12:27:00 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 12, 2010, 11:47:09 PM
You may or may not have already heard of this but, DHS FAST screening systems:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXig2uJ-NM
Jesus, fuck. Had not not heard about that.
Crimethink. I love the future.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 13, 2010, 12:31:30 AM
Heh, it's been around for a while. It's accuracy is questionable at best. From what I've heard it's misused more often than not because people rely too much on the technology and never really bother to learn how to properly interrogate someone. Things like polygraphs cannot and do not detect lies, but they do assist the investigator in more closely monitoring the person's reactions to their questions and statements.

If you want some real lulz, check out this shit:
hxxp://www.cvsa1.com/

This is software they threw on a laptop and charged government agencies $10,000. The "doctor" in charge of the company got his "doctorate" from a 6 hour course at a fucking bible college hosted in a storefront. For a while many agencies used this piece of shit and a number of people were wrongfully convicted. The military used this too unfortunately.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Dr. Paes on March 13, 2010, 12:35:38 AM
 :lol:
I should go into designing terrorist detectors.
False positives look better than no positives.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 12:37:40 AM
Quote from: Performance. Environment. Actuators. Sensors. on March 13, 2010, 12:35:38 AM
:lol:
I should go into designing terrorist detectors.
False positives look better than no positives.

I am using that.

"A False Positive is Better Than No Positive at All."
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 13, 2010, 12:39:10 AM
Voice stress analyzers are actually pretty commonly used already in a wide variety of settings. What was fucked up about this was that the guy marketed some voice stress analyzer software thrown on a laptop as a $10,000 lie detector.
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Dr. Paes on March 13, 2010, 12:43:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 13, 2010, 12:37:40 AM
Quote from: Performance. Environment. Actuators. Sensors. on March 13, 2010, 12:35:38 AM
:lol:
I should go into designing terrorist detectors.
False positives look better than no positives.

I am using that.

"A False Positive is Better Than No Positive at All."
Fuck accuracy, I want results?
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on March 13, 2010, 12:47:52 AM
:awesome:

I smell PD News:
Title: Re: What could go wrong? - The Thread
Post by: LMNO on March 13, 2010, 03:02:16 AM
"I DON'T WANT TRUTH, I WANT CERTAINTY. "
-- David Bowie