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For some reason, my Net obsession of the week is fedora wearing MRA neckbeard atheist types. Can somebody explain how the fedora somehow became this perfect symbol of like ten different kinds of shitbag?
(http://i.imgur.com/vis7ES3.jpg)
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Bronies and Fedoras are like macaroni and cheese
oops, or Trilbys, whatever
(http://i.imgur.com/2L1QCQZ.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/0s8XhuF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Uqz0pO2.jpg)
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fun fact
BY THE WAY,
You know this guy?
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/747/485/3a1.gif)
[knowyourmeme link (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tips-fedora)]
that's the grown up Pugsley Addams! (Jerry Messing)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Addams_kids.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wx6l3JR.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/9HgDAh5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/nDHPH16.png?1)
Why would you spring some shit like that on me? You know how I get.
:walken: :lulz:
Fuck it. I have an ENTIRE WALL of hats. I'll be that motherfucker wearing a hat that isn't a douchecanoe.
(http://i.imgur.com/zUPXtXH.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/35fc93ebbbfc3ed70848e8d721756e30/tumblr_mifl38844v1qh6gzao1_500.jpg)
(http://www.modernthrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumblr_mfo0edzPfX1s1av4bo1_500.png)
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(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/24698000/ngbbs51cf527d9347e.jpg)
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/367e1ccf77b114f2574a6045b024927c/tumblr_mx54wyFH5Z1simsooo1_500.jpg)
(http://thescenereport.com/wp-content/uploads/WorkaholicsRBF-910x1024.jpg)
:lulz:
seriously, nothing personal if you do own a fedora. Some people can rock it.
It's just that if you're doing an image search for shitbags, with a lot of groups you can cut right to the core by adding the word "fedora"
"fedora neckbeard (https://www.google.com/search?q=fedora+neckbeard&client=firefox-a&hs=G1r&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=sb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=FTKsU8n4Ea3lsATJuYDABg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=983)"
"fedora atheist (https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&hs=ggC&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=sb&biw=1920&bih=983&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=fedora+atheist&oq=fedora+atheist&gs_l=img.3..0l4j0i5l2j0i24l2.12269.14004.0.14146.7.7.0.0.0.0.156.561.1j4.5.0....0...1c.1.48.img..2.5.558.vuPLKgnkXog)"
"fedora mra (https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&hs=BhC&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=sb&biw=1920&bih=983&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=mra+fedora&oq=mra+fedora&gs_l=img.3..0.4826.5672.0.5784.10.6.0.1.1.0.175.431.0j3.3.0....0...1c.1.48.img..6.4.432.ql490Q4DjDM)"
"fedora mlp (https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&hs=WhC&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=sb&biw=1920&bih=983&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=fedora+mlp&oq=fedora+mlp&gs_l=img.3..0.18511.19707.0.19905.10.10.0.0.0.0.115.704.6j2.8.0....0...1c.1.48.img..2.8.699.-HybXcq34UA)" (my little pony)
(https://36.media.tumblr.com/54e7532e6feaaf081b1ad881697aed33/tumblr_n1halpXbmi1svecmko1_500.jpg)
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/8d749642e20507a7249eba90dd2ec633/tumblr_n24z4yjQ4t1qky5ugo1_500.png)
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You make me sad. Like this ---> :sad:
I, too, communicate my civility and chivalry by adopting the internet moniker "xBitchFucker69x".
It's universal shorthand for "I'm a classy guy".
Is there some kind of study linking specific types of hats to types of idiocy? It feels like someone should be getting paid to find this out.
#NotAllHats
These people. :horrormirth:
You know, it occurs to me that one of the unfortunate side-effects of modern medicine and relative safety is that a lot of people who probably should have died of childhood disease, accidents, or beatings, don't.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 04:00:11 PM
These people. :horrormirth:
You know, it occurs to me that one of the unfortunate side-effects of modern medicine and relative safety is that a lot of people who probably should have died of childhood disease, accidents, or beatings, don't.
Yeah, but also the people that SHOULDN'T, don't.
Horrible-yet-harmless self-styled "alphas" are a very small price to pay for my daughter's life, for one example.
I tricked my best mate into buying a fedora last year. Hilarity ensued.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2014, 04:01:45 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 04:00:11 PM
These people. :horrormirth:
You know, it occurs to me that one of the unfortunate side-effects of modern medicine and relative safety is that a lot of people who probably should have died of childhood disease, accidents, or beatings, don't.
Yeah, but also the people that SHOULDN'T, don't.
Horrible-yet-harmless self-styled "alphas" are a very small price to pay for my daughter's life, for one example.
Yes, it's a net gain, for sure. It's impossible to estimate how many brilliant minds and good people were lost to childhood disease and accidents prior to about 100 years ago. But there is also great irony in that many of these Randian jackasses would probably never have survived childhood in their own "ideal" worlds.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 04:15:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2014, 04:01:45 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 04:00:11 PM
These people. :horrormirth:
You know, it occurs to me that one of the unfortunate side-effects of modern medicine and relative safety is that a lot of people who probably should have died of childhood disease, accidents, or beatings, don't.
Yeah, but also the people that SHOULDN'T, don't.
Horrible-yet-harmless self-styled "alphas" are a very small price to pay for my daughter's life, for one example.
Yes, it's a net gain, for sure. It's impossible to estimate how many brilliant minds and good people were lost to childhood disease and accidents prior to about 100 years ago. But there is also great irony in that many of these Randian jackasses would probably never have survived childhood in their own "ideal" worlds.
Very much that. :lulz:
I think it's also amusing that many of them claim to be realists who promote evidence-based thinking, yet also moan and groan about how wimmin *should* be mating with them.
Nature doesn't give a fuck about "should", bro. Nature only gives a fuck about "is". Therefore, the women and men who are reproducing ARE the most fit to reproduce under the conditions that actually exist. That is how this shit works.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 26, 2014, 02:50:32 PM
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I nearly fell out of my chair.
Cram I love you man. Like the love between a man, and a fine Cuban cigar.
Pardon my pedantry, but I didn't see a single fedora in this post.
Allow me to fix:
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(http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/6.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/100_2363.jpg) (http://s15.photobucket.com/user/theonlyang/media/100_2363.jpg.html)
Betters.
We may now return to talking about douchenuts in trilbies.
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Not really a fedora, but fuck it.
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That white one is awesome!
That white one is the single most expensive hat I own. It's like, "Should I even wear this outside?" expensive. Got it for the Kentucky Derby. Hand made in Italy.
I have a serious hat problem.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2014, 07:43:06 PM
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That's a LOT of cocaine, mister.
DONT JUDGE ME! YOU DONT KNOW MY JOURNEY!
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2014, 08:19:40 PM
DONT JUDGE ME! YOU DONT KNOW MY JOURNEY!
Boston: Using snow shovels for coke spoons since 1976.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2014, 08:16:00 PM
That white one is the single most expensive hat I own. It's like, "Should I even wear this outside?" expensive. Got it for the Kentucky Derby. Hand made in Italy.
I have a serious hat problem.
Fuck. I know roughly what price range that is in. You should've settled for a villa in Tuscany instead.
Incidentally, I found out the other day that a LOT of Italian fashion is controlled wholesale by the Comorra organised crime syndicate. They own the wholesalers, and the tailors. The latter are mostly illegal immigrants, brought in via the Naples docks and spirited away to the Campania countryside towns.
I guess this means my suit helped fund organised crime. Oh well.
Huh. Learn something new every day.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 26, 2014, 04:18:00 PM
I think it's also amusing that many of them claim to be realists who promote evidence-based thinking, yet also moan and groan about how wimmin *should* be mating with them.
Nature doesn't give a fuck about "should", bro. Nature only gives a fuck about "is". Therefore, the women and men who are reproducing ARE the most fit to reproduce under the conditions that actually exist. That is how this shit works.
This is a very good point that I will be sure to raise the next time I am talking with THAT SORT of person.
Once I get tired of explaining why religion is a product of natural selection.
Everyday i pass a billboard in the highway for fedoras... i froth at the mouth and must contain myself from not veering straight into the gas station and ending it all.
Quote from: Cain on June 26, 2014, 09:02:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2014, 08:16:00 PM
That white one is the single most expensive hat I own. It's like, "Should I even wear this outside?" expensive. Got it for the Kentucky Derby. Hand made in Italy.
I have a serious hat problem.
Fuck. I know roughly what price range that is in. You should've settled for a villa in Tuscany instead.
Incidentally, I found out the other day that a LOT of Italian fashion is controlled wholesale by the Comorra organised crime syndicate. They own the wholesalers, and the tailors. The latter are mostly illegal immigrants, brought in via the Naples docks and spirited away to the Campania countryside towns.
I guess this means my suit helped fund organised crime. Oh well.
Yeah, but at least you look good.
I have three suit destinations: London, Italy, and Hong Kong.
A boy's got to dream, after all.
I'm fairly sure Savile Row are an organised crime syndicate. There's no other possible venture they could be sinking that much money into.
I was under the impression it's the customers that are sinking their money into it.
When a suit costs more than the rest of the vacation costs combined...
That's what I mean. Rents on Mayfair are expensive, but no more so than most of central London. The materials, while of good quality, are not made of diamond. The tailors, while well compensated, do not down their needles and go home to palatial mansions in the Kent countryside.
Either that or they all have gigantic crack cocaine habits.
Point.
You're paying for the label, sure, but yeah... where is this money going?
These trilbydouches sure have a weird (and not-so-subtly racist) idea about what "class" means.
Quote from: Cramulus on June 26, 2014, 02:19:15 PM
fun fact
BY THE WAY,
You know this guy?
(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/747/485/3a1.gif)
[knowyourmeme link (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tips-fedora)]
that's the grown up Pugsley Addams! (Jerry Messing)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Addams_kids.jpg)
You are showing two different Pugsleys there, my friend. The guy saying M'Lady was
this Pugsley, in the shitty Tim Curry and Darryl Hannah straight to vid version...
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XHHnFDIk5xA/U2D8m_leL9I/AAAAAAAAB6Q/ULfYb8VLM5A/s1600/f84a9ccd-6ee9-4af6-b3c3-59dd44eedc45_detail.jpg)
The Pugsley you show above, grew up into
this:
(http://image.nanopress.it/r/FGD/static.vivacinema.it/vivacinema/fotogallery/625X0/32741/jimmy-workman.jpg)
I know, nobody cares but me... I'll go hide in my fedora which thinks its a trilby. Check your hat sexual politics privilege.
I think "fedora" became a thing around the same time everyone decided "bro" was code for "frat-boy rapist".
So late 2012, probably on Twitter.
So, anyone who was wearing fedoras in the 20th century gets a pass.
No, wait, they must have been fucking hipsters, doing it before it was cool.
... No, wait, it never became cool. It actually got less cool.
I'm so confused. Tumblr, help me!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 26, 2014, 08:17:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 26, 2014, 07:43:06 PM
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That's a LOT of cocaine, mister.
:lulz:
http://7chan.org/class/
Dear lord. Those brats have terrible taste.
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Poor, poor Eugene.
(http://i.imgur.com/H6w2NKY.jpg)
I'm sure he can't comprehend why any woman would reject such a tempting ideology.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 29, 2014, 05:56:53 AM
I'm sure he can't comprehend why any woman would reject such a tempting ideology.
Or such a tempting goatee.
I was waiting for the Eugene one :lulz: