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Title: let's complain about enki
Post by: the last yatto on April 05, 2010, 11:10:24 PM
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Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 05, 2010, 11:12:27 PM
If Enki doesn't want to be bitched at, perhaps he shouldn't do his level best to fuck up every thread he touches.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 05, 2010, 11:18:19 PM
Fuk complaining about enki, he's not worth it.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: the last yatto on April 05, 2010, 11:28:47 PM
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Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 05, 2010, 11:30:48 PM
What's that green shit on the ground?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: NotPublished on April 05, 2010, 11:33:15 PM
Edible Algae, or a mass horde of fairies and shit - you wearing your stomping boots?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: the last yatto on April 05, 2010, 11:35:12 PM
you mean the coffee mug in the back?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 05, 2010, 11:50:02 PM
ENKI IS THE CANCER KILLING PD!!!!!!


:jihaad:
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on April 06, 2010, 01:09:11 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 05, 2010, 11:50:02 PM
ENKI IS THE CANCER KILLING PD!!!!!!


:jihaad:
I have a flower on my head, and I approve this message.
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Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Brotep on April 06, 2010, 01:20:28 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:

Gross.


Let that be a lesson to you; blowing on me always gets a wish granted.


But would you gargle some Dow Chemical Cleaner first? You know, the one with the scrubbing bubbles?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Faust on April 06, 2010, 01:45:00 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:
well thats what you get for blowing enki.

Edit: you're lucky if thats the worst that happens.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:54:07 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 06, 2010, 01:45:00 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:
well thats what you get for blowing enki.

Edit: you're lucky if thats the worst that happens.

It's true, now I regret aiding in seed dispersal.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2010, 01:58:52 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 06, 2010, 01:45:00 AM
Quote from: Nast on April 06, 2010, 01:11:15 AM
I'm angry because Enki didn't grant me a wish when I blew on him.  :crankey:
well thats what you get for blowing enki.

Edit: you're lucky if thats the worst that happens.

Rubbish.  Enki will be forced to manipulate his own bits til the day he dies.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Rococo Modem Basilisk on April 06, 2010, 02:36:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2010, 01:58:52 AM
Rubbish.  Enki will be forced to manipulate his own bits til the day he dies.

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Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 06, 2010, 02:39:47 AM
I rest my case.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 06, 2010, 02:40:09 AM
BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT





















WITH ASPBERGERS
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: -Kel- on April 06, 2010, 06:07:59 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 06, 2010, 02:40:09 AM
BEEP BOOP I AM A ROBOT























WITH ASPBERGERS

Well, that explains everything
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 06, 2010, 06:23:57 AM
I don't have a problem with Enki, although I'm not sure I'd want him to be my wingman at the club.

But I've seen him post interesting stuff before. He's not worthless.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Dr. Paes on April 06, 2010, 11:10:12 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on April 06, 2010, 06:23:57 AM
I don't have a problem with Enki, although I'm not sure I'd want him to be my wingman at the club.

But I've seen him post interesting stuff before. He's not worthless.
This. Especially bolded part.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Juana on April 06, 2010, 11:18:20 AM
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on April 06, 2010, 01:09:11 AM
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Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Cramulus on April 06, 2010, 03:08:46 PM
eh enki's alright. mostly harmless.


I'd rather have 3 enkis than 1 wade.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Cain on April 06, 2010, 03:11:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 05, 2010, 11:12:27 PM
If Enki doesn't want to be bitched at, perhaps he shouldn't do his level best to fuck up every thread he touches.

This.

I mean, seriously, I mention it in two threads, one of which is the one he actually fucked up.  Apparently someone wants me to go full out 2006 troll mode again.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Cain on April 06, 2010, 03:18:44 PM
Cuz seriously, I considered shitting on every single post Enki made from now on, in typical retard-Cain style, with flashing gifs and thousands of moving smilies and everything.  For ever and ever and ever.  But I considered that might be an overreaction.  On the other hand, bring up the fact the precious little darling actually did fuck up my thread and has actually made me reconsider posting stuff on here, and suddenly we have to make another thread to bring attention to my terrible persecution of the innocent little cretin.

Seriously, what the fuck?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: LMNO on April 06, 2010, 03:20:48 PM
I'd almost consider Peleus to be more at fault, in this case.

I mean, Enki seems to be congenitally annoying, with flashes of insight in one or two subjects.

Pel, on the other hand, made a deliberate move to escalate the level of poop-flinging.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Cain on April 06, 2010, 03:26:26 PM
That goes without saying.  Apparently Peleus and a couple of others want to play at internet white knight, and paint me as the bad guy (because, of course, I randomly pick on people all the time, right?  And constantly give Enki shit, right?).

Talk about a cheap and transparent ploy.  Is that really the best you assmunchers could do?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2010, 03:30:36 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 06, 2010, 03:08:46 PM
eh enki's alright. mostly harmless.


I'd rather have 3 enkis than 1 wade.

I want an army of undead Enki's controlled by Arduino's shoved up their zombie arses.

However, Cain would get to play with the remote.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: NotPublished on April 06, 2010, 03:33:42 PM
wait what
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 06, 2010, 05:28:35 PM
I am confused... how does a single poster fuck up a thread?

Derailing a thread requires more than one person, doesn't it?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2010, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 06, 2010, 05:28:35 PM
I am confused... how does a single poster fuck up a thread?

Derailing a thread requires more than one person, doesn't it?

No it doesn't, read up on the Trolling manual on the BIP wiki for some examples. Not saying that Enki is deliberately trolling, but it's definitely possible to single-handedly derail a thread completely.

See also: cute baby owls.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 06, 2010, 09:53:33 PM
I can't see the owls on my phone :sad:
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: E.O.T. on April 06, 2010, 09:55:45 PM

LIKE ALL

          the young spags, he was at least good for his emo pics WHEN HE HAD THAT CUTE GOAT BEARD

NOW

          unless one can plug effects pedals into that gadget he's got, i don't know...
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on April 06, 2010, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 06, 2010, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 06, 2010, 05:28:35 PM
I am confused... how does a single poster fuck up a thread?

Derailing a thread requires more than one person, doesn't it?

No it doesn't, read up on the Trolling manual on the BIP wiki for some examples. Not saying that Enki is deliberately trolling, but it's definitely possible to single-handedly derail a thread completely.

See also: cute baby owls.


Sure, on forums where people don't know what's happening... but here? Come on. I looked at that thread. Enki says something dumb, then there are two pages of people screaming at Enki. Why not ignore the dumbfuck and continue on with the discussion?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 06, 2010, 10:00:32 PM
Official Message From Beardological Studies:

That beard was awful. My campaign against boy-beard is ongoing, and that example was pubes on a chin.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: E.O.T. on April 06, 2010, 10:10:01 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 06, 2010, 10:00:32 PM
Official Message From Beardological Studies:

That beard was awful. My campaign against boy-beard is ongoing, and that example was pubes on a chin.

YOU

          and i are on different wave-lengths here, ma'am

I LIKE

          that something to tug on when my pubes smack his chin

AND ALSO,

          he is a boy, which makes it cute that he knows he can't look manly, but maybe like a little enchanted forest creature you catch by the tale and...
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2010, 10:11:58 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 06, 2010, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 06, 2010, 09:45:51 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 06, 2010, 05:28:35 PM
I am confused... how does a single poster fuck up a thread?

Derailing a thread requires more than one person, doesn't it?

No it doesn't, read up on the Trolling manual on the BIP wiki for some examples. Not saying that Enki is deliberately trolling, but it's definitely possible to single-handedly derail a thread completely.

See also: cute baby owls.


Sure, on forums where people don't know what's happening... but here? Come on. I looked at that thread. Enki says something dumb, then there are two pages of people screaming at Enki. Why not ignore the dumbfuck and continue on with the discussion?

Rat I haven't read the forum for a couple of days so I don't know the thread you're referring to. And frankly I don't care. Because in some cases it is disruptive, and in some cases I agree that people overreact somewhat, however, neither is he showing any attempt or effort to remedy or reconcile situations like these. Or to try and learn what things are okay and what not. Or to apologize.

However, your statement about a single person not being able to derail a thread singlehandedly is false, stupid and based on poop.

It holds for other forums just as much as for this one. In fact, given historical records and empirical data, this forum even moreso. See for example Dead Kennedy or AKK or whatever. Hence me asserting the poop-basedness of your assumptions.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 06, 2010, 10:12:58 PM
You, EOT sir, are a very bad panda! This I approve of.

Carry on!

I just like my beards fully manly. Like Payne, or BRIAN BLESSED!
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Dr. Paes on April 06, 2010, 11:21:10 PM
I didn't realise this thread was about a specific Enki issue, when I agreed with ECH.
If it's a battle between Cain and Enki, I'll change teams and agree that this thread is stupid.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Brotep on April 06, 2010, 11:24:21 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on April 06, 2010, 09:56:37 PM
Sure, on forums where people don't know what's happening... but here? Come on. I looked at that thread. Enki says something dumb, then there are two pages of people screaming at Enki. Why not ignore the dumbfuck and continue on with the discussion?


Because we are a gaggle of cantankerous bastards?


I figure the reason courtesy is such a big deal in the occasional thread where actual civil discussion is taking place is because of the rarity of such threads.


Plus, Enki didn't just post an irrelevant-but-true observation (one of the more obnoxious forms of derailment), he got defensive when he was called on it. Getting defensive invites further attacks, thus derailing the thread further.


And then there are the posters who want to bitch about Enki 'ironically'.


All that said, if I were Cain I'd be miffed, too. When you start a thread hoping for a certain level of discourse that is denied you, that's already a letdown. Not only were Enki's posts disruptive--they were also pedantic.

Meaningless pedantry is the bane of good discussion, a major reason making serious forum posts is such a headache. It is one thing to have a point refuted by coherent argumentation, and quite another to be mocked or spellchecked into oblivion by someone who neither understands nor cares what you are saying.

Enki probably thought the backlash in response to his first post was unfair. Which it was. So he defended himself and thereby deserved it.


True story.


Quote from: Dr. Paes on April 06, 2010, 11:21:10 PM
I didn't realise this thread was about a specific Enki issue, when I agreed with ECH.
If it's a battle between Cain and Enki, I'll change teams and agree that this thread is stupid.
Never mind teams, I'm just on the side of good discussion.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Dr. Paes on April 06, 2010, 11:35:04 PM
Quote from: Chryselephantine Shavenwolf on April 06, 2010, 11:24:21 PM
Quote from: Dr. Paes on April 06, 2010, 11:21:10 PM
I didn't realise this thread was about a specific Enki issue, when I agreed with ECH.
If it's a battle between Cain and Enki, I'll change teams and agree that this thread is stupid.
Never mind teams, I'm just on the side of good discussion.
But if we don't divide into teams how do I know who to screech at?
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Brotep on April 06, 2010, 11:46:26 PM
Quote from: Dr. Paes on April 06, 2010, 11:35:04 PM
Quote from: Chryselephantine Shavenwolf on April 06, 2010, 11:24:21 PM
Quote from: Dr. Paes on April 06, 2010, 11:21:10 PM
I didn't realise this thread was about a specific Enki issue, when I agreed with ECH.
If it's a battle between Cain and Enki, I'll change teams and agree that this thread is stupid.
Never mind teams, I'm just on the side of good discussion.
But if we don't divide into teams how do I know who to screech at?

Screech indiscriminately--you'll fit right in.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: NotPublished on April 06, 2010, 11:49:04 PM
needs more poo flinging
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 07, 2010, 12:44:17 AM
We need a stock response when enki is a dick.

Like, "Enki, go masturbate!" or something.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Payne on April 07, 2010, 12:45:45 AM
BACK IN YOUR BOX, ENKI!
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on April 07, 2010, 12:49:22 AM
Yes!

:mittens for you, my love.
Title: Re: let's complain about enki
Post by: the last yatto on April 07, 2010, 07:37:37 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 06, 2010, 03:26:26 PM
Talk about a cheap and transparent ploy.  Is that really the best you assmunchers could do?

actually i was merely trying to understand why peeps, yourself included is picking on the lizard
you expressed that no one commented on your articles in ech's thread
he commented, you pointed out the flawed nature in his thinking


as for the white knight syndrome, im sorry i didnt realize there was privilege conflicts
I was merely having fun with whats there.