I do not fear you.
Do your worst.
DISREGARD.
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Lesson learned: Do never invoke the WRATH of a true WOMP-Master :aaa:
I'm amazed. Your sister isn't poking her head into any of those shots.
Expect awful shit this week. Oh, yes.
You're kind of a cartoon character SR3, has anybody ever told you that?
Quote from: Felix on January 03, 2010, 07:20:30 AM
You're kind of a cartoon character SR3, has anybody ever told you that?
In my defense, I live in a cartoon world.
How so?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2010, 07:16:13 AM
I'm amazed. Your sister isn't poking her head into any of those shots.
I haven't actually gotten any funny shots of her in a while. There's a couple of her with my aunt's new dog, but no photobombs. Usually that's my thing.
Quote
Expect awful shit this week. Oh, yes.
I fear neither death, nor WOMP! To the trenches!
Quote from: Felix on January 03, 2010, 07:30:07 AM
How so?
It sounded witty at the time. Besides, every time I read the news, it seems like reality is creeping closer and closer to its goal of becoming a bad spy movie.
The news is not reality. It's a story. The bad spy movie is inside their heads.
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Grunt work done, no excuses, WOMPers.
shit, forgot the fam. . .
well you're on your own i'm done.
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I did what I could for it being so late. If I find anything else worthwhile I might do it.
Let me give you a hand.
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Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 03, 2010, 11:15:31 AM
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I did what I could for it being so late. If I find anything else worthwhile I might do it.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
There will be vengeance, and it will not be pretty. Just you wait.
Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 04, 2010, 05:52:12 AM
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 03, 2010, 11:15:31 AM
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I did what I could for it being so late. If I find anything else worthwhile I might do it.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
There will be vengeance, and it will not be pretty. Just you wait.
I suppose, to be fair, I should post up some more WOMP worthy pictures. You gave a bunch to work with, after all. WOMP is a gentlemen's sport, after all.
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7210/nogentleman.jpg) (http://img121.imageshack.us/i/nogentleman.jpg/)
oh you poor fool
there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED
because you KNEW
that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them
for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.
and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.
And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.
There is no way to harm you.
but THEN
THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS
YOU POOR FOOL
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
That was a very cringe worthy thing! ... Grossssssssss
you know what guys?
we're gonna go there
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:lulz: :lulz:
Oh good god!!!
Must admit he almost makes a pretty woman
.. Wait I am confused .. is it him?
Quote from: NotPublished on January 05, 2010, 01:45:19 AM
:lulz: :lulz:
Oh good god!!!
Must admit he almost makes a pretty woman
.. Wait I am confused .. is it him?
I think thats his mom.
BAD NEWS, REMMY3
I CRAM'D YOUR GRAM
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Goddamn! Cram is bringing back THE FEAR!
Oh jesus what the fuck,
"Crammed your gram"
:horrormirth:
YES
The WRATH... it flows with it's true strength once more! Before this day, I believe I was the last one to suffer–truly suffer–at the hands of a WOMP master, although admittedly it had more to do with the source image than the act of WOMPing it.
and that's what you get for posting pictures of yourself wearing eyeliner.
very cocky. very, very cocky.
the internet reveals the horrible truth
it intensifies your nature
:spag2:
:lulz: :lulz: I want to see that
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WE HAVE A VAULT FULL OF THESE THINGS
RESPECT.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 04:58:05 AM
and that's what you get for posting pictures of yourself wearing eyeliner.
very cocky. very, very cocky.
Me?! Post that? You, sir, insult me. I did not post those pictures to the internet, nor were they ever posted to PD before the WOMP Lord got his grubby little fingers on them. That pic was gotten the old fashioned way.
facebook? I don't remember
:lulz:
Yeah I was going to say stalking on facebook.
well anyway, that's what you get for HAVING pictures of yourself in eye liner.
Before I started posting here, I did my time. Pictures of me in eye liner were once distributed as treasure in a LARP. Learned my fucking lesson!
MySpace, courtesy of Valerie. :argh!:
It's okay Cainad, I think you make a very lovely Spice Girl.
Don't let the others get you down.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 01:37:55 AM
oh you poor fool
there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED
because you KNEW
that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them
for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.
and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.
And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.
There is no way to harm you.
but THEN
THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS
YOU POOR FOOL
[argh]
WTF NO
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING
:lulz:
Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"
:lulz:
:lulz: :lulz:
Nice one
Oh you poor poor child.
I shared this thread with Mr Squid and we had a great laugh.
Adblock has eased the pain somewhat. I'll need a good dose of mind bleach by tomorrow, though.
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Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 05, 2010, 07:20:56 AM
Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"
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GOOD GAWD! :lulz:
Quote from: Cainad on January 05, 2010, 05:20:42 AM
MySpace, courtesy of Valerie. :argh!:
Yeah, she slipped while I was in IRC or something. I did a little delving and came up with that little gem.
THEN I RAEPED YOUR REPUTATION WITH A BRISTLELESS BRUSH! SPLINTERS ALL UP IN YOUR SHIT!
DO
NOT
TEST
Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 05, 2010, 07:03:06 AM
WTF NO
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THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 05, 2010, 07:03:06 AM
THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING
And that's how it's done
downtown. :lulz:
That was fucking awesome.
I think the lengthy text buildup really added to the sense of dread and horror.
That was awesome. :lulz:
Quote from: Vaudeville Vigilante on January 03, 2010, 07:48:58 PM
Let me give you a hand.
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Great work!
:lulz: :lulz: Cram, that was amazing. I think "I Cram'd Your Gram" or whatever should be in the news feed somewhere.
Quote from: Yatto on January 04, 2010, 08:57:48 AM
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id like to think my womp inspired cram to take it up a notch
I feel bad for Remmington, his gram got cram'd. :x :lulz:
I remember he posted pics of his reaction on some thread. Anyone know where they are?
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This is why I will never sacrifice myself to WOMP. Sweet merciful fuck, no.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 03, 2010, 02:47:10 AM
I remember he posted pics of his reaction on some thread. Anyone know where they are?
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Perfect!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 03, 2010, 03:26:55 AM
This is why I will never sacrifice myself to WOMP. Sweet merciful fuck, no.
You just aren't
serious about having a good time.
One of the reasons I like Remmington is that he has more balls than good sense. Also, the amazing sculpture he sent me for Christmas.
Maybe. But at least my secret identity is safe.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:33:57 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 03, 2010, 03:26:55 AM
This is why I will never sacrifice myself to WOMP. Sweet merciful fuck, no.
You just aren't serious about having a good time.
One of the reasons I like Remmington is that he has more balls than good sense. Also, the amazing sculpture he sent me for Christmas.
I've got plans for some awesome ones, and they shall be done as soon as I have free time.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 03, 2010, 03:34:49 AM
Maybe. But at least my secret identity is safe.
Sez you. I read your name backwards, James Semaj Rd.
Quote from: Remington on February 03, 2010, 03:37:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:33:57 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 03, 2010, 03:26:55 AM
This is why I will never sacrifice myself to WOMP. Sweet merciful fuck, no.
You just aren't serious about having a good time.
One of the reasons I like Remmington is that he has more balls than good sense. Also, the amazing sculpture he sent me for Christmas.
I've got plans for some awesome ones, and they shall be done as soon as I have free time.
I gotta get around to taking a pic of this one, and throw it up in B&B. How long did that take you?
QuoteSez you. I read your name backwards, James Semaj Rd.
Ha! You are WRONG!!! My real face and real name are truly hidden. None can find them!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:39:57 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 03, 2010, 03:37:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:33:57 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 03, 2010, 03:26:55 AM
This is why I will never sacrifice myself to WOMP. Sweet merciful fuck, no.
You just aren't serious about having a good time.
One of the reasons I like Remmington is that he has more balls than good sense. Also, the amazing sculpture he sent me for Christmas.
I've got plans for some awesome ones, and they shall be done as soon as I have free time.
I gotta get around to taking a pic of this one, and throw it up in B&B. How long did that take you?
About an hour and a half. 3 hours running around town trying to find the damn paint and wooden plaques (my other recent ones had painted plaques).
Hmm. How bout this: if you post pics of the one I sent you, I'll get around to posting pics of the 4 I made for my family.
Quote from: Remington on February 03, 2010, 03:44:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:39:57 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 03, 2010, 03:37:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:33:57 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 03, 2010, 03:26:55 AM
This is why I will never sacrifice myself to WOMP. Sweet merciful fuck, no.
You just aren't serious about having a good time.
One of the reasons I like Remmington is that he has more balls than good sense. Also, the amazing sculpture he sent me for Christmas.
I've got plans for some awesome ones, and they shall be done as soon as I have free time.
I gotta get around to taking a pic of this one, and throw it up in B&B. How long did that take you?
About an hour and a half. 3 hours running around town trying to find the damn paint and wooden plaques (my other recent ones had painted plaques).
Hmm. How bout this: if you post pics of the one I sent you, I'll get around to posting pics of the 4 I made for my family.
Wow.
And okay.
I'll post tomorrow. Going to bed now.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:48:48 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 03, 2010, 03:44:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:39:57 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 03, 2010, 03:37:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 03:33:57 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 03, 2010, 03:26:55 AM
This is why I will never sacrifice myself to WOMP. Sweet merciful fuck, no.
You just aren't serious about having a good time.
One of the reasons I like Remmington is that he has more balls than good sense. Also, the amazing sculpture he sent me for Christmas.
I've got plans for some awesome ones, and they shall be done as soon as I have free time.
I gotta get around to taking a pic of this one, and throw it up in B&B. How long did that take you?
About an hour and a half. 3 hours running around town trying to find the damn paint and wooden plaques (my other recent ones had painted plaques).
Hmm. How bout this: if you post pics of the one I sent you, I'll get around to posting pics of the 4 I made for my family.
Wow.
And okay.
I'll post tomorrow. Going to bed now.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20892.msg820256#msg820256 (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=20892.msg820256#msg820256)
Bump for later use.
Bring it on! I'm not afraid of you bastards!
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!!!
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 12, 2010, 08:29:14 PM
Bring it on! I'm not afraid of you bastards!
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!!!
Did you post new pics?
They are in Spagb0ok. Take a look.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 12, 2010, 08:32:05 PM
They are in Spagb0ok. Take a look.
I can't until I get home. Then I shall gaze upon them while drinking crap whiskey and stewing in my WRATH.
Looking forward to it. What about you Remmy?
Hey, Roger? Are you and Remmy still planning on destroying through WOMP? Not wanting to sound like a prick, just wanting to know if I should continue stockpiling WOMP ideas?
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 15, 2010, 09:18:10 PM
Hey, Roger? Are you and Remmy still planning on destroying through WOMP? Not wanting to sound like a prick, just wanting to know if I should continue stockpiling WOMP ideas?
I have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).
QuoteI have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).
Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 15, 2010, 09:23:52 PM
QuoteI have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).
Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.
Oh. Yeah. Of course I will.
:lulz:
QuoteOh. Yeah. Of course I will.
Hoping on the old nemeses tradition of sending a cryptic warning before unleashing the master plan. Guess not. :sad:
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 15, 2010, 09:40:39 PM
QuoteOh. Yeah. Of course I will.
Hoping on the old nemeses tradition of sending a cryptic warning before unleashing the master plan. Guess not. :sad:
Oh, yeah, that.
But don't blame me if you can only recognize it after the fact.
QuoteOh, yeah, that.
But don't blame me if you can only recognize it after the fact.
I wouldn't. For one thing it would be my own fault, and two it would fit the trope. The hero almost never understands the message until its too late.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 15, 2010, 09:23:52 PM
QuoteI have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).
Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.
Watch out for "[img]". It'll be your first and only warning.
For the free market?
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
:lulz:
:lulz:
Y'all are not right in the head.
I love it.
Quote from: Remington on January 05, 2010, 07:03:06 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 01:37:55 AM
oh you poor fool
there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED
because you KNEW
that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them
for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.
and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.
And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.
There is no way to harm you.
but THEN
THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS
YOU POOR FOOL
[argh]
WTF NO
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING
This was the greatest moment in Discordian history, hands down.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:19:15 PM
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Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 05, 2010, 07:20:56 AM
Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/pdnsfh.jpg)
I CRAM'D the SHIT out of his his GRAM