One per customer. If you already have one, don't ask. There's only so many to go around.
GIMMIE!
Something that highlights my attributes.
Quote from: Alty on January 04, 2010, 06:44:22 PM
GIMMIE!
Something that highlights my attributes.
"One-man internet horrorbag freakscene."
Goes in your personal text.
in before it was cool to be posting ITT.
I couldn't decide if I already had an Official Holy Name™, but then I decided I probably don't, and should consult my Spiritual Advisor.
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 04, 2010, 06:46:04 PM
in before it was cool to be posting ITT.
"Beautiful and terrifying PDX fucksack."
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
I couldn't decide if I already had an Official Holy Name™, but then I decided I probably don't, and should consult my Spiritual Advisor.
"Northwest Orgasm Piranha nnaaaaarg fuck cough spit twitch jerk."
I need a Holy Name, for I am both unholy and nameless.
ONLY TGRR CAN SAVE ME NAO
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 04, 2010, 06:49:59 PM
I need a Holy Name, for I am both unholy and nameless.
ONLY TGRR CAN SAVE ME NAO
"Exploding sex macaque of The Eastern Zone."
I'm already alternating between Chaplain and Inquisitor. Not sure if I can take any more HolyTM after the "the blizzard of poomp and still cuts tomato" one.
ah fuck it
Quote from: Richter on January 04, 2010, 06:51:18 PM
I'm already alternating between Chaplain and Inquisitor. Not sure if I can take any more HolyTM after the "the blizzard of poomp and still cuts tomato" one.
ah fuck it
"Right Coast Deacon of Self-Contamination."
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.
I'll put my hand up, although I fear the consequences.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.
But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts. Anyway:
"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."
Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 04, 2010, 06:53:42 PM
I'll put my hand up, although I fear the consequences.
"Northern Porn Badger of Love."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.
But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts. Anyway:
"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."
I like it. It makes me think of Flounderman.
Reminder: These go in your personal text. Otherwise, they won't work, and you'll go to hell with the humans.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:56:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.
But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts. Anyway:
"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."
I like it. It makes me think of Flounderman.
Who?
ETA: Fine, put some "flounderman" shit in your personal text. I shall piss down my condolences when you're burning in hell/Phoenix.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:56:21 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:56:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.
But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts. Anyway:
"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."
I like it. It makes me think of Flounderman.
Who?
This guy I know on the internet who likes to fuck with people. He says he works in depravity like an artist works in oils and paints.
He wrote this: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4247120/1/A_Very_YuGiOh_Christmas
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 04, 2010, 06:49:59 PM
I need a Holy Name, for I am both unholy and nameless.
ONLY TGRR CAN SAVE ME NAO
"Exploding sex macaque of The Eastern Zone."
I love you.
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 04, 2010, 06:59:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 04, 2010, 06:49:59 PM
I need a Holy Name, for I am both unholy and nameless.
ONLY TGRR CAN SAVE ME NAO
"Exploding sex macaque of The Eastern Zone."
I love you.
We aim to please. As long as the proper sacrifices are made, of course.
I could probably do with something Holy.
Quote from: FP on January 04, 2010, 07:00:42 PM
I could probably do with something Holy.
Yes, a sinner such as you needs all the help you can get.
"Heartless Shitnozzle of Deliciousness."
I'll bite-- :0
What name Holiness can you offer?
Quote from: maphdet on January 04, 2010, 07:08:45 PM
I'll bite-- :0
What name Holiness can you offer?
"Razor-sharp rolling pin of correction."
eh, what the hell.
go for it.
Quote from: Da6s on January 04, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
eh, what the hell.
go for it.
"Spiked Guinea Worm of Intrusion."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: maphdet on January 04, 2010, 07:08:45 PM
I'll bite-- :0
What name Holiness can you offer?
"Razor-sharp rolling pin of correction."
Heh.
Added it shall be. Just for the lulz.
How you come up with this stuff I'll never know.
Quote from: maphdet on January 04, 2010, 07:14:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 07:09:26 PM
Quote from: maphdet on January 04, 2010, 07:08:45 PM
I'll bite-- :0
What name Holiness can you offer?
"Razor-sharp rolling pin of correction."
Heh.
Added it shall be. Just for the lulz.
How you come up with this stuff I'll never know.
Drugs I just do Holy stuff.
ROGER I NEED THE HOLY, QUICK
THE PEASANTS ARE COMING
THEY'VE GOT TORCHES AND PITCH FORKS
IF I DON'T BECOME HOLY, STAT, IMMA GONNA GET LYNCHED
SHIT - QUICK - I CAN HEAR THEIR WRETCHED PLEBEIAN CHANTING
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2010, 07:26:42 PM
ROGER I NEED THE HOLY, QUICK
THE PEASANTS ARE COMING
THEY'VE GOT TORCHES AND PITCH FORKS
IF I DON'T BECOME HOLY, STAT, IMMA GONNA GET LYNCHED
SHIT - QUICK - I CAN HEAR THEIR WRETCHED PLEBEIAN CHANTING
"Terrible sin pustule of desire."
ETA: Thank you for martyring yourself for the cause. Very few Discordians have that sense of committment. Enjoy your public auto de fe.
GAHHHHHHH
THEY'RE RAPING MEEEEE
AND IT HURRRRRTS
I'll take one.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 04, 2010, 07:33:01 PM
I'll take one.
Damn right you will:
"Delicate and pretty shark of impending doom."
Quote from: Cramulus on January 04, 2010, 07:31:44 PM
GAHHHHHHH
THEY'RE RAPING MEEEEE
AND IT HURRRRRTS
Welcome to the new decade.
HALP ROGER I NEED A HOLY
Roger! Can I have one too please? Something with a touch of nobility if in any way possible :D
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 04, 2010, 07:35:09 PM
HALP ROGER I NEED A HOLY
"Hormonal leprosy magnet of the Ohio Demilitarized Zone."
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 04, 2010, 07:37:02 PM
Roger! Can I have one too please? Something with a touch of nobility if in any way possible :D
"Horrible and Sexy Queen of Cheese."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:56:21 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:56:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.
But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts. Anyway:
"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."
I like it. It makes me think of Flounderman.
Who?
ETA: Fine, put some "flounderman" shit in your personal text. I shall piss down my condolences when you're burning in hell/Phoenix.
It's fixed now.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
I couldn't decide if I already had an Official Holy Name™, but then I decided I probably don't, and should consult my Spiritual Advisor.
"Northwest Orgasm Piranha nnaaaaarg fuck cough spit twitch jerk."
SQUEEEEEE! :lulz:
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 07:42:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:56:21 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:56:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.
But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts. Anyway:
"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."
I like it. It makes me think of Flounderman.
Who?
ETA: Fine, put some "flounderman" shit in your personal text. I shall piss down my condolences when you're burning in hell/Phoenix.
It's fixed now.
Good. REMINDER, PEOPLE: If your Official Holy Name™ isn't in your personal text, you still go to hell.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 07:43:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
I couldn't decide if I already had an Official Holy Name™, but then I decided I probably don't, and should consult my Spiritual Advisor.
"Northwest Orgasm Piranha nnaaaaarg fuck cough spit twitch jerk."
SQUEEEEEE! :lulz:
Yeah, that was one of the better ones.
Save me!....
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 07:44:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 07:43:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
I couldn't decide if I already had an Official Holy Name™, but then I decided I probably don't, and should consult my Spiritual Advisor.
"Northwest Orgasm Piranha nnaaaaarg fuck cough spit twitch jerk."
SQUEEEEEE! :lulz:
Yeah, that was one of the better ones.
Awww man, it exceeds the character allowance and got truncated! It's awesome anyway.
I AM THE QUEEN OF CHEESE
DELICIOUS HORRIBLE AND SEXY
...
huh I found this when googling for an appropriate image to this title [probably NSFW] [nude, even though no naughty bits are showing]
http://blogimages.seniorennet.be/bomma/578-7471391fe98f16daa756b4024a16a1c9.jpg
it's unrelated but I still wanted to share it
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 04, 2010, 06:51:18 PM
I'm already alternating between Chaplain and Inquisitor. Not sure if I can take any more HolyTM after the "the blizzard of poomp and still cuts tomato" one.
ah fuck it
"Right Coast Deacon of Self-Contamination."
Both awesome and Scary.
I would be honored to receive a title from the resident Rain God.
A long as I'm ordained, I suppose I ought to have a Holy Name granted by an actual deity. For a minister to go to hell is just embarrassing. Lay one on me!
CAN I HAZ? :D
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 04, 2010, 08:02:18 PM
I AM THE QUEEN OF CHEESE
DELICIOUS HORRIBLE AND SEXY
...
huh I found this when googling for an appropriate image to this title [probably NSFW] [nude, even though no naughty bits are showing]
http://blogimages.seniorennet.be/bomma/578-7471391fe98f16daa756b4024a16a1c9.jpg
it's unrelated but I still wanted to share it
Yeah, that image was used for the cover of an album by the Bloodhound Gang. I was in a pawn shop with my stepfather (who looks almost exactly like that, only a bit less fat) and I had to show it to him.
I'm game.
Ooh! Me next!
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 04, 2010, 08:11:08 PM
I would be honored to receive a title from the resident Rain God.
"Impartial Biscuit Game Referee."
Quote from: Cainad on January 04, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
A long as I'm ordained, I suppose I ought to have a Holy Name granted by an actual deity. For a minister to go to hell is just embarrassing. Lay one on me!
"Wrathful collection of Knobby Bits™."
Nice. I like it. Thanks, Rain god.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on January 04, 2010, 09:00:47 PM
Nice. I like it. Thanks, Rain god.
Goes in personal text, or it never happened.
Done.
Over here, please, rog.
Me to please
Ignored by my Rain God...
:cry:
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 04, 2010, 09:14:59 PM
Over here, please, rog.
"Little love weasel of England's arse end."
Quote from: Iptuous on January 04, 2010, 09:26:41 PM
Ignored by my Rain God...
:cry:
No, the spirit just hadn't moved me. Hang on...
"Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit".
count me in
Lay one on me!
Reporting for punishment SIR!
Gives
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 08:58:49 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 04, 2010, 08:38:50 PM
CAN I HAZ? :D
"Vodka-soaked orgasm monkey."
When im not on a pretentious season, it is vodka my favourite drink (rather than whisky) :fnord:
And yes, i aspire to be a hedonistic monkey.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 08:56:59 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 04, 2010, 08:11:08 PM
I would be honored to receive a title from the resident Rain God.
"Impartial Biscuit Game Referee."
:lulz:
I shall uphold my position with pride and honor.
So basically, I'm an edible zombie? :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 08:57:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 04, 2010, 08:17:29 PM
A long as I'm ordained, I suppose I ought to have a Holy Name granted by an actual deity. For a minister to go to hell is just embarrassing. Lay one on me!
"Wrathful collection of Knobby Bits™."
I am truly honored. :lulz:
Aw hell, I feel like a poser because all the cool kids got on the bandwagon while I was at work and now I have to catch up. But still, what am I?
Quote from: leln on January 04, 2010, 11:09:59 PM
Aw hell, I feel like a poser because all the cool kids got on the bandwagon while I was at work and now I have to catch up. But still, what am I?
"Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes."
Quote from: gin on January 04, 2010, 09:43:34 PM
Lay one on me!
"Partially Edible Lovejuice Nodule."
Quote from: Regret on January 04, 2010, 09:45:29 PM
Reporting for punishment SIR!
"Interweb Gloryhole QC Inspector #23."
Do I have one? Can't remember.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 04, 2010, 11:44:53 PM
Do I have one? Can't remember.
Yes.
Look at your personal text. Gave you one last week.
Quote from: Brotep on January 04, 2010, 10:50:21 PM
So basically, I'm an edible zombie? :lulz:
Well, all zombies are
technically edible.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 11:45:40 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 04, 2010, 11:44:53 PM
Do I have one? Can't remember.
Yes.
Look at your personal text. Gave you one last week.
oh yeah! LOL these flea chemicals are probably just eating my brain. nothing to see here...
Throw one at me xD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 11:29:25 PM
Quote from: leln on January 04, 2010, 11:09:59 PM
Aw hell, I feel like a poser because all the cool kids got on the bandwagon while I was at work and now I have to catch up. But still, what am I?
"Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes."
Thank you kind sir, that gave me quite a giggle.
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 05, 2010, 12:37:33 AM
Throw one at me xD
"Rage-Infested White House Intern Extractor."
Beneficent and Merciful Rain Deity,
I request a name of holy attribute, that I may be like and with thee in thy glory.
OOO XXX,
Kai
Quote from: Kai on January 05, 2010, 12:56:22 AM
Beneficent and Merciful Rain Deity,
I request a name of holy attribute, that I may be like and with thee in thy glory.
OOO XXX,
Kai
"Scabrous and terrifying fuckbat exterminator."
Okay Roger, do your very WORST.
Ooooh! This should be good!
*bends over and waits for it*
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 07:28:47 PM
"Terrible sin pustule of desire."
this is so much more relevant now that my avatar is RemmingtonIII's grandmother
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 04, 2010, 08:02:18 PM
I AM THE QUEEN OF CHEESE
DELICIOUS HORRIBLE AND SEXY
...
huh I found this when googling for an appropriate image to this title [probably NSFW] [nude, even though no naughty bits are showing]
http://blogimages.seniorennet.be/bomma/578-7471391fe98f16daa756b4024a16a1c9.jpg
it's unrelated but I still wanted to share it
That's the cover for a Bloodhound Gang CD, the unedited version. I has the edited version, and it's just a wooden box. :cry:
Quote from: Payne on January 05, 2010, 01:53:00 AM
Okay Roger, do your very WORST.
"Autoloading Meatcannon."
Quote from: Invicta on January 05, 2010, 02:03:26 AM
Ooooh! This should be good!
*bends over and waits for it*
"Mighty squasher of sordid meatpuppets."
tell me, good reverend, 'cause i need to know
Quote from: Not Red Ame on January 05, 2010, 04:29:32 AM
tell me, good reverend, 'cause i need to know
Bizarre STD Launcher 2000
I like mine. :) Unless the need for an upgrade is necessary.
Quote from: Suu on January 05, 2010, 04:36:23 AM
I like mine. :) Unless the need for an upgrade is necessary.
Nope. Yours is a keeper.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:06:40 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 07:28:47 PM
"Terrible sin pustule of desire."
this is so much more relevant now that my avatar is RemmingtonIII's grandmother
:argh!:
She didn't live through the Great Depression and all that Nazi shit just to be mercilessly WOMPed by some young'un upstart!
Am I too late for the party?
GIMME!
EITHER
May I be deemed worthy, oh rain dog, with nothing more as witness to my service than my few, meager acts of hybris?
OR
The goddess has a 'rain god'? Is that like, a setting on her vibrator or something?
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 05, 2010, 09:26:37 AM
EITHER
May I be deemed worthy, oh rain dog, with nothing more as witness to my service than my few, meager acts of hybris?
OR
The goddess has a 'rain god'? Is that like, a setting on her vibrator or something?
WE DEMAND A SACRIFICE FOR THIS OFFENSE, MORTAL !
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 05, 2010, 08:40:45 AM
Am I too late for the party?
"Semi-transparent meat cannon target acquisition system."
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 05, 2010, 09:26:37 AM
EITHER
May I be deemed worthy, oh rain dog, with nothing more as witness to my service than my few, meager acts of hybris?
OR
The goddess has a 'rain god'? Is that like, a setting on her vibrator or something?
1. Let me ask the dog. Oh, whoops, he can't talk.
2. Jesus, I hope so.
Quote from: BAI on January 05, 2010, 11:41:47 AM
:argh!: do your worst !
"Horrendous foreign love stoat of the post-singularity intertubes."
We are not much acquainted, but if something comes to you Holy Man, I'd be much obliged.
I'm game. Hit me!
I don't want to go to hell. I NEED THE HOLY NOW!
Wants!
I want in on this.....
:lulz:
Quote from: Vaudeville Vigilante on January 05, 2010, 02:50:14 PM
We are not much acquainted, but if something comes to you Holy Man, I'd be much obliged.
"Hopping Mad Love Swami of Perversion."
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 05, 2010, 02:57:35 PM
I'm game. Hit me!
"Demented Stain on the Escutcheon of Humanity Itself."
Quote from: Pariah? on January 05, 2010, 03:04:39 PM
I don't want to go to hell. I NEED THE HOLY NOW!
"Circle Jerk Sexcrime Investigator of the Blathernet."
Quote from: Khara on January 05, 2010, 03:35:54 PM
I want in on this.....
:lulz:
"Ebola Sex Monkey of Certain Doom."
Did I miss anyone?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
"Hopping Mad Love Swami of Perversion."
FANTASTIC!
(http://www.pasadenadoodahparade.info/img/photos/DD_vaudevillian.jpg)
So I just put it in my profile and receive riches beyond reason, right?
Quote from: Vaudeville Vigilante on January 05, 2010, 04:08:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 03:53:56 PM
"Hopping Mad Love Swami of Perversion."
FANTASTIC!
(http://www.pasadenadoodahparade.info/img/photos/DD_vaudevillian.jpg)
If you don't put it in your personal text (in your profile) it doesn't count and you still go to hell.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:10:14 PM
So I just put it in my profile and receive riches beyond reason, right?
No. Are you kidding? You just don't have to go to normal (boring) hell. Riches, sir, cost
money.
As a Scotsman, I would have thought you'd know that.
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?
The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.
Google images will tell you all you need to know.
Mine got truncated due to character limitations. It's still awesome, but I thought I'd better tell you in case that impairs the holiness in some way.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 03:59:12 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 05, 2010, 03:35:54 PM
I want in on this.....
:lulz:
"Ebola Sex Monkey of Certain Doom."
:lulz:
They will fear me now!!! Eh well maybe.... :wink:
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 05, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
Mine got truncated due to character limitations. It's still awesome, but I thought I'd better tell you in case that impairs the holiness in some way.
I'll have to look into that. You may need an alteration.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?
The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.
Google images will tell you all you need to know.
As long as the ghost of Anton LaVey gets to jizz on my tits I'll be a happy man
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?
The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.
Google images will tell you all you need to know.
As long as the ghost of Anton LaVey gets to jizz on my tits I'll be a happy man
Um, whatever makes you happy. I was gonna give you Mansfield's ghost, but LaVey works too, I guess.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?
The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.
Google images will tell you all you need to know.
As long as the ghost of Anton LaVey gets to jizz on my tits I'll be a happy man
Um, whatever makes you happy. I was gonna give you Mansfield's ghost, but LaVey works too, I guess.
Bigger tit :rimshot:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 06:36:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 06:31:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:13:33 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2010, 04:12:26 PM
So what kind of upgraded hell package do I have to look forward to?
The one that Jayne Mansfield went to.
Google images will tell you all you need to know.
As long as the ghost of Anton LaVey gets to jizz on my tits I'll be a happy man
Um, whatever makes you happy. I was gonna give you Mansfield's ghost, but LaVey works too, I guess.
Bigger tit :rimshot:
That's gonna cost you 10 years in purge-atory.
give it to me
baudy and fabulouuus
Quote from: Subtract Eight! on January 05, 2010, 06:40:06 PM
give it to me
baudy and fabulouuus
"Greasy Mongol Love Polyp."
Ooh. Yes, please.
Quote from: dimo on January 05, 2010, 07:15:36 PM
Ooh. Yes, please.
"Tibetian Testicle Llama of Contagion."
I am in desperate need of a holy title.
Quote from: The Omnipotent Grinner on January 05, 2010, 09:12:16 PM
I am in desperate need of a holy title.
"Limpid Lust Pariah of Foulness."
Hit it, Rain God. I want one.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 06, 2010, 12:32:44 AM
Hit it, Rain God. I want one.
Horrendous Pimp of Filthy Public Restrooms.
ETA: My daughter gave you that one. Thank her, please.
:lulz: Your daughter is awesome. Thank her kindly for me.
Quote from: Chief Uwachiquen on January 06, 2010, 12:50:20 AM
:lulz: Your daughter is awesome. Thank her kindly for me.
Where does she get that stuff?
What the fuck is this shit?
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:08:28 AM
What the fuck is this shit?
Holy name dispensing. You ask, you get, you put in your "personal text" box in your profile, you don't go to hell.
I fail to see how hard this is.
I plan to take a trip to Hell anyway, but ok...shoot.
Nigel, due to the dilution of your name by spagged up software, you are now:
Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist.
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I plan to take a trip to Hell anyway, but ok...shoot.
Enjoy your time in hell.
TGRR,
Doesn't think you're actually interesting in Salvation™.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 03:58:34 PM
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I plan to take a trip to Hell anyway, but ok...shoot.
Enjoy your time in hell.
TGRR,
Doesn't think you're actually interesting in Salvation™.
:lulz: So much for passive agression.
Quote from: JohNyx on January 06, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 03:58:34 PM
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I plan to take a trip to Hell anyway, but ok...shoot.
Enjoy your time in hell.
TGRR,
Doesn't think you're actually interesting in Salvation™.
:lulz: So much for passive agression.
Naw. I was on IRC and asked him why he didn't have a holy name. He acted weird, and then came off like he wanted me to beg him for the favor of giving him one.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong, I don't know. In any case, I'm not pushing Holiness™ on anyone who doesn't want it. We have the pope and loads of aggressive Imams and Mormons for that.
*pulls lever, hides from potential WRATH*
Please. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 04:32:18 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 06, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 03:58:34 PM
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I plan to take a trip to Hell anyway, but ok...shoot.
Enjoy your time in hell.
TGRR,
Doesn't think you're actually interesting in Salvation™.
:lulz: So much for passive agression.
Naw. I was on IRC and asked him why he didn't have a holy name. He acted weird, and then came off like he wanted me to beg him for the favor of giving him one.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong, I don't know. In any case, I'm not pushing Holiness™ on anyone who doesn't want it. We have the pope and loads of aggressive Imams and Mormons for that.
I believe he identifies himself as a Satanist or some such horseshit.
Quote from: BDS on January 06, 2010, 04:44:01 PM
*pulls lever, hides from potential WRATH*
Please. :)
Weevil-ridden Sexhurt™ junkie.
Quote from: Payne on January 06, 2010, 04:44:06 PM
I believe he identifies himself as a Satanist or some such horseshit.
How...
edgy.
Excellent! Thanks. :)
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 03:57:52 PM
Nigel, due to the dilution of your name by spagged up software, you are now:
Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist.
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
:mittens:
:thanks:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 04:32:18 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 06, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 03:58:34 PM
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I plan to take a trip to Hell anyway, but ok...shoot.
Enjoy your time in hell.
TGRR,
Doesn't think you're actually interesting in Salvation™.
:lulz: So much for passive agression.
Naw. I was on IRC and asked him why he didn't have a holy name. He acted weird, and then came off like he wanted me to beg him for the favor of giving him one.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong, I don't know. In any case, I'm not pushing Holiness™ on anyone who doesn't want it. We have the pope and loads of aggressive Imams and Mormons for that.
No, I was unaware of this thread, and at the time I was busy...came by, posted, it all went down the shitter from there. I think it was just a series of misunderstandings...so may I have Official Holy Name™?
Quote from: Payne on January 06, 2010, 04:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 04:32:18 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 06, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 03:58:34 PM
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I plan to take a trip to Hell anyway, but ok...shoot.
Enjoy your time in hell.
TGRR,
Doesn't think you're actually interesting in Salvation™.
:lulz: So much for passive agression.
Naw. I was on IRC and asked him why he didn't have a holy name. He acted weird, and then came off like he wanted me to beg him for the favor of giving him one.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong, I don't know. In any case, I'm not pushing Holiness™ on anyone who doesn't want it. We have the pope and loads of aggressive Imams and Mormons for that.
I believe he identifies himself as a Satanist or some such horseshit.
No, but every good christian girl needs the fear of eternal torment in hell to scare them straight. I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
Quote from: rygD on January 07, 2010, 12:30:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 04:32:18 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 06, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 06, 2010, 03:58:34 PM
Quote from: rygD on January 06, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I plan to take a trip to Hell anyway, but ok...shoot.
Enjoy your time in hell.
TGRR,
Doesn't think you're actually interesting in Salvation™.
:lulz: So much for passive agression.
Naw. I was on IRC and asked him why he didn't have a holy name. He acted weird, and then came off like he wanted me to beg him for the favor of giving him one.
Maybe I'm reading it wrong, I don't know. In any case, I'm not pushing Holiness™ on anyone who doesn't want it. We have the pope and loads of aggressive Imams and Mormons for that.
No, I was unaware of this thread, and at the time I was busy...came by, posted, it all went down the shitter from there. I think it was just a series of misunderstandings...so may I have Official Holy Name™?
Living tower of burning murderous arsebiscuits.
I was wary, but it's for the LULZ!
Lay one one me, Holymantm....
Quote from: Telarus on January 07, 2010, 02:26:22 AM
I was wary, but it's for the LULZ!
Lay one one me, Holymantm....
Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times.
For Science:
Requisitioning one (1) Holy Name.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 03:05:49 AM
Quote from: Telarus on January 07, 2010, 02:26:22 AM
I was wary, but it's for the LULZ!
Lay one one me, Holymantm....
Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times.
Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!
Quote from: Felix on January 07, 2010, 03:18:02 AM
For Science:
Requisitioning one (1) Holy Name.
Pull-start enema wasteland.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 04:42:30 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 07, 2010, 03:18:02 AM
For Science:
Requisitioning one (1) Holy Name.
Pull-start enema wasteland.
Deadly. Two-stroke prolapse machine.
I like it.
Quote from: BAI on January 07, 2010, 01:25:57 PM
QuoteHorrendous foreign love stoat of the post singularity intertubes.
:D it wont fit in the custom text bit. Can I get a name change unlock, so I can whack "of the post singularity intertubes" in the custom text and change my name to Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat?
:lulz:
Gonna have to make a new avatar now :D
Done.
[takes a number]
Now serving......
Quote from: Mangrove on January 07, 2010, 02:17:37 PM
[takes a number]
Now serving......
"Syphlitic Cattle Mutilator of DOOM."
Ooh, now this is a fun thread to arrive back to, if you would please Mr Raingod, a Holy Name?
Quote from: Rumckle on January 07, 2010, 03:35:09 PM
Ooh, now this is a fun thread to arrive back to, if you would please Mr Raingod, a Holy Name?
"Roaring bowel of the Discordiosphere."
My favourite organ too!
Quote from: Rumckle on January 07, 2010, 03:38:28 PM
My favourite organ too!
Yeah, I guess it IS an organ, technically. I've always though of mine as a "railgun".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 03:42:37 PM
Yeah, I guess it IS an organ, technically. I've always though of mine as a "railgun".
:horrormirth:
Quote from: Vaudeville Vigilante on January 07, 2010, 03:47:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 03:42:37 PM
Yeah, I guess it IS an organ, technically. I've always though of mine as a "railgun".
:horrormirth:
ATTN HERETIC: HOLY NAME™ GOES IN PERSONAL TEXT, NOT TITLE.
ACH! :oops:
I couldn't figure it out before. Error corrected.
TGRR: the husband pointed out to me that my title may not suit me as i am female and over the age of 12.
can i have some of that?
Quote from: themenniss on January 07, 2010, 09:31:52 PM
can i have some of that?
"Wretched and Carniverous Sin Hole."
Quote from: -Kel- on January 07, 2010, 09:27:16 PM
TGRR: the husband pointed out to me that my title may not suit me as i am female and over the age of 12.
Is your husband a Doktor of Theology? Is he a Rain God™?
These names are divinely inspired. Do not question it.
However, if you want a new one, I can do that. The results are up to the Gods themselves and may be worse than the original...any resulting prolapses or horribly mutated offspring are not my responsibility.
That being said, would you like a new one?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 09:44:13 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 07, 2010, 09:27:16 PM
TGRR: the husband pointed out to me that my title may not suit me as i am female and over the age of 12.
Is your husband a Doktor of Theology? Is he a Rain God™?
These names are divinely inspired. Do not question it.
However, if you want a new one, I can do that. The results are up to the Gods themselves and may be worse than the original...any resulting prolapses or horribly mutated offspring are not my responsibility.
That being said, would you like a new one?
I do not question sire!!!!
but sure
Quote from: -Kel- on January 07, 2010, 09:49:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 09:44:13 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 07, 2010, 09:27:16 PM
TGRR: the husband pointed out to me that my title may not suit me as i am female and over the age of 12.
Is your husband a Doktor of Theology? Is he a Rain God™?
These names are divinely inspired. Do not question it.
However, if you want a new one, I can do that. The results are up to the Gods themselves and may be worse than the original...any resulting prolapses or horribly mutated offspring are not my responsibility.
That being said, would you like a new one?
I do not question sire!!!!
but sure
Sire? I'm not your dad. If I was, you'd be in jail by now. At least I hope you would, I'd hate to have raised you wrong. Likewise, I am not your king, unless you are a freaked out meth addict in South Tucson. Seeing as you are in the wastelands of Utah, this is not the case.
Anyways, here goes:
"Perverse and Degraded Organ Ejector".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 09:53:16 PM
Sire?
"Perverse and Degraded Organ Ejector".
Shit, you just proved I've been playing Dragon's Age too much.
Quote from: -Kel- on January 07, 2010, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 09:53:16 PM
Sire?
"Perverse and Degraded Organ Ejector".
Shit, you just proved I've been playing Dragon's Age too much.
Well, at least you aren't LARPing.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 10:01:37 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 07, 2010, 09:57:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 09:53:16 PM
Sire?
"Perverse and Degraded Organ Ejector".
Shit, you just proved I've been playing Dragon's Age too much.
Well, at least you aren't LARPing.
(http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/I_was_going_to_come_LARPing_with_you_guys_today_but_then_I_realized_I_was_heterosexual_trollcat2.jpg)
I don't think LARPing is gay.
It just offends the Gods.
TGRR,
Knows lots of Gays that don't offend the Gods.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 10:16:27 PM
I don't think LARPing is gay.
It just offends the Gods.
TGRR,
Knows lots of Gays that don't offend the Gods.
It was the only pic i could find that dissed on larping, since my work blocks everything. but my whole point is I HATE FUCKING LARPING
Quote from: -Kel- on January 07, 2010, 10:20:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 10:16:27 PM
I don't think LARPing is gay.
It just offends the Gods.
TGRR,
Knows lots of Gays that don't offend the Gods.
It was the only pic i could find that dissed on larping, since my work blocks everything. but my whole point is I HATE FUCKING LARPING
Well yeah, LARPing is a terrible lay. All that duct tape? No fun unless you're a very special kind of pervert.
Yeah sure I'll take one. Here's hoping the fun of the gibberish thing has worn off.
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 08, 2010, 05:48:58 AM
Yeah sure I'll take one. Here's hoping the fun of the gibberish thing has worn off.
Boy, are you asking for it. :lulz:
Well, if it forever like he implied, I have nothing to lose I guess. (http://i39.tinypic.com/2qvtqio.gif)
These names are not gibberish. You just don't know what they mean.
Quote from: Felix on January 08, 2010, 07:09:26 AM
These names are not gibberish. You just don't know what they mean.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 08, 2010, 05:48:58 AM
Yeah sure I'll take one. Here's hoping the fun of the gibberish thing has worn off.
This is a Holy Thread™. You're exempt here.
anyways...
"Turgid Horrormonkey of Delight."
Quote from: Felix on January 08, 2010, 07:09:26 AM
These names are not gibberish. You just don't know what they mean.
Roger vowed to forever speak only gibberisch to Epimetheus because Epi argued something about "it's just words" thing.
Rolling chai-hat winnebago!
Apple Sturgeon Vomitosis!
Bikaw! Sunday halitosis strangler, wishing data code whoville!
To be fair, those could be perfectly fine holy names.
If they had been commissioned as such by our Rain God, of course.
I make no claims to godhood, to be clear.
My current one is pretty good, but I want to take my chances and petition the Powers That Beat for a replacement. The peasantry is currently looking for a sin pustule of desire, and if I change clothes, they'll never find me and my pustule.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 08, 2010, 03:27:20 PM
My current one is pretty good, but I want to take my chances and petition the Powers That Beat for a replacement. The peasantry is currently looking for a sin pustule of desire, and if I change clothes, they'll never find me and my pustule.
"Terrifying Crab Lice Overlord."
:lulz: :lulz: oh that's good
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 01:31:04 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on January 08, 2010, 05:48:58 AM
Yeah sure I'll take one. Here's hoping the fun of the gibberish thing has worn off.
This is a Holy Thread™. You're exempt here.
anyways...
"Turgid Horrormonkey of Delight."
:D I like it. Thank you sir.
Hello, Rog. I am returned. Please to be bestowing on me my personal title of doo--I mean Godwrath.
Quote from: Jenne on January 08, 2010, 05:28:50 PM
Hello, Rog. I am returned. Please to be bestowing on me my personal title of doo--I mean Godwrath.
"Kinky Executioner of Muzak Writers."
Okay good sir...Hit me
GOD DAMMIT SAUSAGE COCKS I WANT MY HOLY NAME!
Quote from: xXKazXx on January 08, 2010, 11:50:17 PM
GOD DAMMIT SAUSAGE COCKS I WANT MY HOLY NAME!
"Slightly Used Fleshlight Salesman of Despair."
The holy title. Give me one. Now. FUCKING. NOW.
Quote from: Von Melee on January 09, 2010, 12:16:18 AM
The holy title. Give me one. Now. FUCKING. NOW.
"Partially Dressed Roadkill Chef."
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 06:01:00 PM
Quote from: Jenne on January 08, 2010, 05:28:50 PM
Hello, Rog. I am returned. Please to be bestowing on me my personal title of doo--I mean Godwrath.
"Kinky Executioner of Muzak Writers."
:D Grass!
:mittens: :lulz:
Can I have one please? :mrgreen:
<- help this unoriginal bastard out, too.
Quote from: Xooxe on January 11, 2010, 08:51:38 AM
Can I have one please? :mrgreen:
"Fiendish Street Preacher of the Singularity."
Quote from: guest7654 on January 11, 2010, 08:54:25 AM
<- help this unoriginal bastard out, too.
"Piss Jug Enforcement Dragoon."
let's DO this!
*Exhales* YES!
Quote from: Burns on January 12, 2010, 11:42:58 PM
*Exhales* YES!
GOES IN PERSONAL TEXT, NOT CUSTOM TITLE.
THERE i go
This is stressful
Quote from: Burns on January 12, 2010, 11:47:08 PM
THERE i go
This is stressful
Beats going to normal hell.
:lulz:
Roger, did you just make a huge list of these or are they really somehow inspired by the individual, as I think they are?
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 01:31:47 AM
:lulz:
Roger, did you just make a huge list of these or are they really somehow inspired by the individual, as I think they are?
I just spew them as required. No thought whatsoever goes into them.
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."
Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."
Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...
Nobody ever promised that Holiness™ was easy.
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."
Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...
First the moustache, now this. :lulz:
I hope that "Barely-clothed" means you're wearing nothing but a loincloth, galoshes, and surgical gloves.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."
Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...
First the moustache, now this. :lulz:
I hope that "Barely-clothed" means you're wearing nothing but a loincloth, galoshes, and surgical gloves.
And goggles. We have to consider safety, you know.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:49:34 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 05:30:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 01:41:57 PM
It would appear that my holy name, "Barely-clothed horrorsex recovery unit", implies that I am slated to clean up after the catastrophes resultant of Nigel's position as "Horrorsex Powertoy Operations Specialist."
Why do I have to be the one to clean up her messes?
These soiled Nixon masks are freaking me out and the pneumatic strap-ons are difficult to maintain...
First the moustache, now this. :lulz:
I hope that "Barely-clothed" means you're wearing nothing but a loincloth, galoshes, and surgical gloves.
And goggles. We have to consider safety, you know.
Good point!
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves! those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves! those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....
I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".
There has to be some sort of connection between the Holy Name and the person. "Wrathful Collection of Knobby Bits™" is scarily appropriate, although HOW exactly Roger knows that my bones jut out from my skin in funny places (for example, my shoulder blades are barely attached to my body) is a bit mysterious. I'll chalk it up to divine knowledge and leave it at that.
Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2010, 06:27:37 PM
There has to be some sort of connection between the Holy Name and the person. "Wrathful Collection of Knobby Bits™" is scarily appropriate, although HOW exactly Roger knows that my bones jut out from my skin in funny places (for example, my shoulder blades are barely attached to my body) is a bit mysterious. I'll chalk it up to divine knowledge and leave it at that.
We Rain Gods™ are known for that.
I am also like Cassandra, with gonads. Nobody ever listens.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves! those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....
I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".
Oh, no. :x
I looked it up.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves! those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....
I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".
Oh, no. :x
I looked it up.
Wait...There really IS one? :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 06:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves! those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....
I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".
Oh, no. :x
I looked it up.
Wait...There really IS one? :lulz:
Talk about "Cassandra with balls"... Even
TGRR doesn't believe the shit he comes up with.
:lol: Oh rain god, you so crazy.
Quote from: LMNO on January 13, 2010, 06:59:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 06:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves! those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....
I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".
Oh, no. :x
I looked it up.
Wait...There really IS one? :lulz:
Talk about "Cassandra with balls"... Even TGRR doesn't believe the shit he comes up with.
Sometimes the Truth is even too horrible for me.
I'm guessing that's something i don't want to look up on my work computador...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 06:57:40 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 13, 2010, 06:53:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 05:57:11 PM
not surgical gloves,
Linesman gloves! those powertoys you have are freaking dangerous....
I have heard rumors of a strap on called "The Emasculator".
Oh, no. :x
I looked it up.
Wait...There really IS one? :lulz:
No. There is something much worse, an "Electric Emasculator", for use in castrating bull calves.
QuoteYour search - "Electric Emasculator" youtube - did not match any documents.
:cry:
Quote from: Cainad on January 13, 2010, 06:27:37 PM
There has to be some sort of connection between the Holy Name and the person. "Wrathful Collection of Knobby Bits™" is scarily appropriate, although HOW exactly Roger knows that my bones jut out from my skin in funny places (for example, my shoulder blades are barely attached to my body) is a bit mysterious. I'll chalk it up to divine knowledge and leave it at that.
If that is true.....
I have not been making the best of mine.
Quote from: FP on January 13, 2010, 09:17:42 PM
QuoteYour search - "Electric Emasculator" youtube - did not match any documents.
:cry:
WHY? WHY would you look for a video of that? :x
Troll-bomb material - think of all the vegans who would force themselves to watch to the end just so they could feel the requisite amount of self-righteous anger.
I have made a discovery. It saddens me.
http://www.mastainternational.com/Vet-cas.html
Quote from: Felix on January 13, 2010, 10:44:00 PM
I have made a discovery. It saddens me.
http://www.mastainternational.com/Vet-cas.html
They have to do it somehow, you know.
I always thought they just scalpels or something. :x
:x
Since everyone else has one and I want to be one of the cool kids, I can has holy name?
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on January 21, 2010, 04:38:13 PM
Since everyone else has one and I want to be one of the cool kids, I can has holy name?
"Partially-Automated Man Wrecker."
can I still get a holy name? :?
even though you aren't a holy man now?
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 07:32:56 AM
can I still get a holy name? :?
even though you aren't a holy man now?
IIRC Payne is the holy man.
But I'm not sure you want to be in debt to him for anything... before you know it, you'll be waking up drunk in a filthy alleyway in Edinborough with your left kidney gone.
:? :?
But that's just a usual night out with Payne.
Yeah it is, but it wouldn't be in this mythical land of "Edinborough" [For your failures Remington, I cast ye into the depths of Glasgow. On Derby Day. Wearing an English Football Team shirt...]
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 07:32:56 AM
can I still get a holy name? :?
even though you aren't a holy man now?
Distended Renal Projectile Launcher
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...
Greedy bastard.
Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.
Quote from: Payne on March 05, 2010, 10:57:52 AM
Yeah it is, but it wouldn't be in this mythical land of "Edinborough" [For your failures Remington, I cast ye into the depths of Glasgow. On Derby Day. Wearing an English Football Team shirt...]
I'll make the bastards fight for it.
(http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/zz5973cdf8.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...
Greedy bastard.
Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.
Didn't say I would use it. What I have now is a one of a kind collectors item since the original producer is no longer making products. I would only need another one if I needed to sell the first one on E-bay.
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...
Greedy bastard.
Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.
Didn't say I would use it. What I have now is a one of a kind collectors item since the original producer is no longer making products. I would only need another one if I needed to sell the first one on E-bay.
Enjoy going to hell.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:19:05 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:17:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...
Greedy bastard.
Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.
Didn't say I would use it. What I have now is a one of a kind collectors item since the original producer is no longer making products. I would only need another one if I needed to sell the first one on E-bay.
Enjoy going to hell.
:lulz:
it appears I need a holy name so if any one should have a spare please let me know
Quote from: whatnotery on March 05, 2010, 07:23:50 PM
it appears I need a holy name so if any one should have a spare please let me know
Wayward Purveyor of Eastern European Midget Porn
Of course, it requires Payne's stamp of approval before it becomes official.
Quote from: Remington on March 05, 2010, 07:48:51 PM
Quote from: whatnotery on March 05, 2010, 07:23:50 PM
it appears I need a holy name so if any one should have a spare please let me know
Wayward Purveyor of Eastern European Midget Porn
Of course, it requires Payne's stamp of approval before it becomes official.
so is it safe to use or should I wait for Payne's approval? I don't want the universe to explode or something
Quote from: Payne on March 05, 2010, 10:57:52 AM
Yeah it is, but it wouldn't be in this mythical land of "Edinborough" [For your failures Remington, I cast ye into the depths of Glasgow. On Derby Day. Wearing an English Football Team shirt...]
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 07:32:56 AM
can I still get a holy name? :?
even though you aren't a holy man now?
Distended Renal Projectile Launcher
aw man why didn't i get a cool name :x
What are you talking about? That's a great name!
Mine, though it is certainly very hold indeed, is tame by comparison.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 08:10:47 PM
What are you talking about? That's a great name!
Mine, though it is certainly very hold indeed, is tame by comparison.
mine sounds like there's something wrong with my urethra :x
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 08:10:47 PM
What are you talking about? That's a great name!
Mine, though it is certainly very hold indeed, is tame by comparison.
mine sounds like there's something wrong with my urethra :x
You are also Pineapple of Pure Rage.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 08:10:47 PM
What are you talking about? That's a great name!
Mine, though it is certainly very hold indeed, is tame by comparison.
mine sounds like there's something wrong horribly, horribly right with my urethra :x
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 05, 2010, 08:15:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 08:10:47 PM
What are you talking about? That's a great name!
Mine, though it is certainly very hold indeed, is tame by comparison.
mine sounds like there's something wrong with my urethra :x
You are also Pineapple of Pure Rage.
I like you man.
and that's sick dok
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 05, 2010, 08:15:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 08:10:47 PM
What are you talking about? That's a great name!
Mine, though it is certainly very hold indeed, is tame by comparison.
mine sounds like there's something wrong with my urethra :x
You are also Pineapple of Pure Rage.
I like you man.
and that's sick dok
You have to expect that sort of shit out of me. What can I say? I'm sick.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 08:27:24 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 05, 2010, 08:15:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 08:10:47 PM
What are you talking about? That's a great name!
Mine, though it is certainly very hold indeed, is tame by comparison.
mine sounds like there's something wrong with my urethra :x
You are also Pineapple of Pure Rage.
I like you man.
and that's sick dok
You have to expect that sort of shit out of me. What can I say? I'm sick.
i thought you were well now, all cured of the brain virus
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:29:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 08:27:24 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on March 05, 2010, 08:15:35 PM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 08:10:47 PM
What are you talking about? That's a great name!
Mine, though it is certainly very hold indeed, is tame by comparison.
mine sounds like there's something wrong with my urethra :x
You are also Pineapple of Pure Rage.
I like you man.
and that's sick dok
You have to expect that sort of shit out of me. What can I say? I'm sick.
i thought you were well now, all cured of the brain virus
Three things:
1. I am asymptomatic, but still infected. That's gonna take a while.
2. Brain damage.
3. The previous two reasons are cheap excuses. I was sick long before I got sick, if you follow me.
Of course it goes without saying that I'm gonna ride those excuses like a pornstar.
i like how you kinda brag about the brain damage :horrormirth:
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:32:14 PM
i like how you kinda brag about the brain damage :horrormirth:
It's just further proof of my invincibility.
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:06:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 05, 2010, 10:57:52 AM
Yeah it is, but it wouldn't be in this mythical land of "Edinborough" [For your failures Remington, I cast ye into the depths of Glasgow. On Derby Day. Wearing an English Football Team shirt...]
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 07:32:56 AM
can I still get a holy name? :?
even though you aren't a holy man now?
Distended Renal Projectile Launcher
aw man why didn't i get a cool name :x
DID YOU SEE MY NAME?!!
however, mine is pretty damn fucking holy, I can taste it.
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...
Tibetian Testicle Llama of Contagion
Names are non-transferable.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...
Greedy bastard.
Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.
Fossilized Faeces Gatling Grin
Quote from: whatnotery on March 05, 2010, 07:23:50 PM
it appears I need a holy name so if any one should have a spare please let me know
Jackhammer Autofap Function
PLS TO NAME!
:lulz:
Thanks.
Okay, Paes requires name also.
Quote from: Paesior on March 06, 2010, 01:36:08 PM
Okay, Paes requires name also.
Blasphemous Ego Daisy Cutter
aah my dearest messiah has a flair for this shit...
I would ask what holy moniker he would have given me, but if he pissed me off i would drown stonehaven.. so best left really.
unless he's feeling brave... :lulz:
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 06, 2010, 05:07:31 PM
aah my dearest messiah has a flair for this shit...
I would ask what holy moniker he would have given me, but if he pissed me off i would drown stonehaven.. so best left really.
unless he's feeling brave... :lulz:
I think Roger got it right first go round.
Dear Good Reverend,
Though I have been warned this query may leave me short one kidney, I've decided this is a fair trade. If/when you find this thread again, name me, please.
So, I'm confused... Do I use the same holy name as dimo?
Good Reverend I find myself in need of holy name suiting a man of my breeding and taste.
:judge:
May I have a name please Mister Motherfucking Messiah sir?
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on August 11, 2010, 05:01:25 AM
Dear Good Reverend,
Though I have been warned this query may leave me short one kidney, I've decided this is a fair trade. If/when you find this thread again, name me, please.
"First Bank of Bloody Ear Wax"
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 11, 2010, 06:18:32 AM
So, I'm confused... Do I use the same holy name as dimo?
No. Dimo has died, long live Dimo!
"Jumbo Suppository of ++Spikiness"
Quote from: Kingderp on August 11, 2010, 09:25:01 AM
Good Reverend I find myself in need of holy name suiting a man of my breeding and taste.
:judge:
"Misdirected Tubgirl Pilgrim"
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 11, 2010, 09:29:54 AM
May I have a name please Mister Motherfucking Messiah sir?
"Infectious Projectile Faecalator"
Ok, I'll have one too
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 11, 2010, 07:47:42 PM
Ok, I'll have one too
Arsebiscuit Love Swami
(Sorry Payne, just keeping my hand in.)
Arsebicuit Love Swami it is!
Payne: Give me a name.
payne can I have one, even though Dok already named me?
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 30, 2010, 03:52:12 AM
payne can I have one, even though Dok already named me?
:sad:
I SORRY
I didn't read fread. thought we got two sets of names.
Wow. How do you guys come up with this stuff?
Quote from: curiosity on August 30, 2010, 09:21:42 AM
Wow. How do you guys come up with this stuff?
Payne's the messiah.
As for Dok, even though he has shed his former life in the pursuit of science, still retains his holy man powers.
Please disregard this post entirely. I don't want a Holy name.
Dok says Payne has to do this, or it's incest.
I guess I wouldn't mind a Holy Name™.
I already have a holy name. I've been using it for years, and its in all my screennames and email addresses, and on all my pope cards and business cards. But I suppose I don't have an Official Holy Name™, so if someone decides to give me one, I would accept it.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 30, 2010, 03:52:12 AM
payne can I have one, even though Dok already named me?
Reformed vibrating love waif of Eris
Quote from: curiosity on August 30, 2010, 09:21:42 AM
Wow. How do you guys come up with this stuff?
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS
Quote from: BadBeast on August 30, 2010, 07:14:32 PM
Please disregard this post entirely. I don't want a Holy name.
Friend To Pakistani Cricket
Quote from: Nurse Enabler on September 01, 2010, 03:09:29 AM
Dok says Payne has to do this, or it's incest.
Frightful Modified Mirth Harridan
Quote from: Vartox on September 01, 2010, 05:08:08 AM
I guess I wouldn't mind a Holy Name™.
Pre-Packed Pustule
Quote from: phoenixofdiscordia on September 01, 2010, 05:21:00 AM
I already have a holy name. I've been using it for years, and its in all my screennames and email addresses, and on all my pope cards and business cards. But I suppose I don't have an Official Holy Name™, so if someone decides to give me one, I would accept it.
Octogenarian Huffer
Doc Rogers I am interested in seeing what asinine title you give me. I may not use it, or at least not when I think of a suitable replacement, but it'd be fun to see what you have in mind.
With Love,
Persona Facade :wink:
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 07:19:18 AM
Doc Rogers I am interested in seeing what asinine title you give me. I may not use it, or at least not when I think of a suitable replacement, but it'd be fun to see what you have in mind.
With Love,
Persona Facade :wink:
You're a bit of a shithead.
Something utilising the letters of your current username, yet still capturing the essence of your personality. Let's see now, Ah, got it! "Faeces on a pad" (I know there's an R left over, but you can stick that up your arse)
I want a holy name please!! :D
Quote from: Niamh on December 10, 2010, 03:45:17 PM
I want a holy name please!! :D
Sexy Interbutt Plunger of Amore.
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 07:19:18 AM
Doc Rogers I am interested in seeing what asinine title you give me. I may not use it, or at least not when I think of a suitable replacement, but it'd be fun to see what you have in mind.
With Love,
Persona Facade :wink:
"Banned".
:lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2010, 06:51:26 PM
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 07:19:18 AM
Doc Rogers I am interested in seeing what asinine title you give me. I may not use it, or at least not when I think of a suitable replacement, but it'd be fun to see what you have in mind.
With Love,
Persona Facade :wink:
"Banned".
Why is he banned? I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any kiddy porn to post, and we don't have any ongoing trolls that he could have outed.
Returning banned troll. Three guesses.
Oh, is he supposed to be poptart? :lol:
He's one of my "friends." Well, I play board and video games with him semi-regularly, if that counts. He's kind of an ass, but I was hoping that hanging around here would make him grow up a little. Or at least learn to troll better, one of the two.
I was trying to explain to him that if he wanted to troll, he needed to build support before posting obnoxious one-liners. I guess he got too impatient.
I've removed it.
For future reference, your friend probably shouldn't come out of nowhere and start bragging about how Poptart "owned us". Though perhaps some people with access to the admin panel should be a little less trigger happy with the ban button as well.
He's certainly tenacious. But he can't seem to help outing himself, effectively daring admin to ban him. Does he have an Attention Deficit Disorder, or is he generally a twat?
ETA. Sorry, thought you were talking about Poptart.
Quote from: Cain on December 11, 2010, 10:23:05 PM
I've removed it.
For future reference, your friend probably shouldn't come out of nowhere and start bragging about how Poptart "owned us". Though perhaps some people with access to the admin panel should be a little less trigger happy with the ban button as well.
Probably all my fault - I was bringing up to speed on board history, and he asked who this poptart person was (someone accused him of being him after one of his earlier posts, I think.) I
may have given him a hilariously inaccurate account of the bastard. :lulz:
Well it seems I made a little mess, sorry about that guys.
Also nice Holy name Double B, captures the essence of jackassery.
Cannot say I'll be using it though.
Quote from: Golden Applesauce on December 11, 2010, 05:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 10, 2010, 06:51:26 PM
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 10, 2010, 07:19:18 AM
Doc Rogers I am interested in seeing what asinine title you give me. I may not use it, or at least not when I think of a suitable replacement, but it'd be fun to see what you have in mind.
With Love,
Persona Facade :wink:
"Banned".
Why is he banned? I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any kiddy porn to post, and we don't have any ongoing trolls that he could have outed.
Dunno. I didn't do it.
However, I'm not issuing him a Holy Name™. Payne will have to do it.
Quote from: Cain on December 11, 2010, 10:23:05 PM
I've removed it.
For future reference, your friend probably shouldn't come out of nowhere and start bragging about how Poptart "owned us". Though perhaps some people with access to the admin panel should be a little less trigger happy with the ban button as well.
I have no idea who did it. All I know is that he was banned when I looked at his profile. The logs will show who did it, I imagine, if it's important.
Quote from: Persona Facade on December 12, 2010, 10:19:54 AM
Well it seems I made a little mess, sorry about that guys.
Also nice Holy name Double B, captures the essence of jackassery.
Cannot say I'll be using it though.
Go see Payne. I'm not doing it for three reasons.
1. I don't perform to your standards on demand. Buy a fucking dog if that's what you want. If you wanted a Holy Name, I'd have done it, but you want one that's "good enough", and you "might use it"? Fuck off.
2. I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, and
3. I fucking hate you.
I suppose I deserve an Un-holy name.
Quote from: Charley Brown on December 13, 2010, 05:50:29 PM
I suppose I deserve an Un-holy name.
Nitrous-Injected Merkin Bandit of Yesteryear.
Bump. I'm feeling exceptionally holy this week.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
I forgot I posted ITT and never checked my Holy Name.
"Octogenarian Huffer" :lulz:
Bless me, Rev
:argh!:
I'm boasting ITT about mine.
<-----
:lulz:
break out the holy water hose and spray me down with your hate good reverend.
WHAT'S MY NAME!?!?
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 09:46:33 PM
break out the holy water hose and spray me down with your hate good reverend.
WHAT'S MY NAME!?!?
Shy and Retiring Love Barbarian of the Apocalypse.
Quote from: Sister Fracture on December 29, 2010, 09:39:32 PM
I'm boasting ITT about mine.
<-----
Mine also rocks for it's brevity and accuracy.
<---------8
Quote from: MisterDiskord on December 29, 2010, 09:37:06 PM
:argh!:
Well, fuck you then. Burn in hell with the unsaved.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 09:46:33 PM
break out the holy water hose and spray me down with your hate good reverend.
WHAT'S MY NAME!?!?
Shy and Retiring Love Barbarian of the Apocalypse.
i like it. love barbarian. yep, very fitting.
:lulz:
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 09:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 09:46:33 PM
break out the holy water hose and spray me down with your hate good reverend.
WHAT'S MY NAME!?!?
Shy and Retiring Love Barbarian of the Apocalypse.
i like it. love barbarian. yep, very fitting.
:lulz:
Goes in personal text. Or you ---> lake of fire.
I want a holy name too!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:59:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 09:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 09:46:33 PM
break out the holy water hose and spray me down with your hate good reverend.
WHAT'S MY NAME!?!?
Shy and Retiring Love Barbarian of the Apocalypse.
i like it. love barbarian. yep, very fitting.
:lulz:
Goes in personal text. Or you ---> lake of fire.
done. can I still get the lake of fire though?
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on December 29, 2010, 10:00:20 PM
I want a holy name too!
Rail Gun Penis Attachment Technician
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 10:01:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:59:22 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 09:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 29, 2010, 09:48:15 PM
Quote from: The Dancing Pickle on December 29, 2010, 09:46:33 PM
break out the holy water hose and spray me down with your hate good reverend.
WHAT'S MY NAME!?!?
Shy and Retiring Love Barbarian of the Apocalypse.
i like it. love barbarian. yep, very fitting.
:lulz:
Goes in personal text. Or you ---> lake of fire.
done. can I still get the lake of fire though?
Yeah, because you put it in your user title instead of your personal text, which is a sin.
Fine fine, I'll take it but I don't have to like it.
Quote from: MisterDiskord on December 30, 2010, 06:59:23 PM
Fine fine, I'll take it but I don't have to like it.
Oh you'll like it allright. Because if you don't...... Well we don't talk about that.
Quote from: MisterDiskord on December 30, 2010, 06:59:23 PM
Fine fine, I'll take it but I don't have to like it.
Not how it works. 'Sides, I like yours better than my own.
It's growing on me.
How, pray tell, does it work? :oops:
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 03, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
It's growing on me.
How, pray tell, does it work? :oops:
If it goes in your personal text, you get protected from demons, devils, and elephants in the back yard.
If you check out the back door, you will notice a lack of elephants. That's how you know it's working.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 04:47:27 PM
If it goes in your personal text, you get protected from demons, devils, and elephants in the back yard.
If you check out the back door, you will notice a lack of elephants. That's how you know it's working.
:cainftw:
Just as an FYI, I find mine to be rather awesome. Also, the lack of elephants in the backyard is a huge plus because we have a tiny backyard that is already filled with kudzu and random critters.
Do I get one?...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2011, 04:47:27 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 03, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
It's growing on me.
How, pray tell, does it work? :oops:
If it goes in your personal text, you get protected from demons, devils, and elephants in the back yard.
If you check out the back door, you will notice a lack of elephants. That's how you know it's working.
It's true. I haven't had a single elephant since I put mine in.
Quote from: Fujikoma on January 04, 2011, 02:23:06 PM
Do I get one?...
Pheremone Octopi of Spiked Intrusion.
Hang on, hang on.
I think I just saw an elephant.
FUCK I DID IT WRONG
help?
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 02:53:42 AM
Hang on, hang on.
I think I just saw an elephant.
FUCK I DID IT WRONG
help?
I guess you're going to hell. :sad:
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 02:53:42 AM
Hang on, hang on.
I think I just saw an elephant.
FUCK I DID IT WRONG
help?
No saving you now, cockmunch. You es muy boned.
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.
Fucking DOOMED.
And it doesn't count if you put it back in. It's ruined, now. Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.
I have yet to remove mine.
I know better.
I didn't take mine out, and I still like it, but can I have a penance anyway? I'm bored. :(
Better yet, give me a quest for something when I'm in the legal district next week!
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 11, 2011, 05:15:09 PM
I didn't take mine out, and I still like it, but can I have a penance anyway? I'm bored. :(
Better yet, give me a quest for something when I'm in the legal district next week!
Bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the district.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:16:47 PM
Quote from: Nurse Freeky on March 11, 2011, 05:15:09 PM
I didn't take mine out, and I still like it, but can I have a penance anyway? I'm bored. :(
Better yet, give me a quest for something when I'm in the legal district next week!
Bring me a beer mat from the worst bar in the district.
Excellent.
WOOHOO, BARHOPPING!
Hit me, Rev.
I got an offer to run targeted ads in mine that I couldn't refuse.
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
Hit me, Rev.
"Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness."
Remember, it has to go in your personal text, or it doesn't count.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on March 11, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
I got an offer to run targeted ads in mine that I couldn't refuse.
It's your soul.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:00:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 05:50:55 PM
Hit me, Rev.
"Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness."
Remember, it has to go in your personal text, or it doesn't count.
Yay, my soul is safe. Or in TGRR's hands. Whichever.
What haz I done?
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there. The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there. The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.
Custom title works, too.
Woo! Here I thought I was a forsaken sinner all this time.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:23:49 PM
Woo! Here I thought I was a forsaken sinner all this time.
It's not as good, mind you...You may have to spend some time in purgatory, listening to John Meyer covering Tom Petty, but you do eventually get out and get to go to heaven.
Purgatory, incidentally, seems to be required so that there are enough PTSD victims in heaven.
Ah, purgatory never scared me. I do very well in isolation.
Almost too well.
Sig,
we all live in a yello sub ma rine, yello sub ma rine...
Do I get extra HolyTM if I take a Holy Name and a Quest on the same day?
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
Do I get extra HolyTM if I take a Holy Name and a Quest on the same day?
No, but you're safe if you croak tomorrow.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
Do I get extra HolyTM if I take a Holy Name and a Quest on the same day?
No, but you're safe if you croak tomorrow.
I'm more likely to croak someone, and be the subject of Suu's quest actually, as we'll be at the GC...
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 11, 2011, 06:43:16 PM
Do I get extra HolyTM if I take a Holy Name and a Quest on the same day?
No, but you're safe if you croak tomorrow.
I'm more likely to croak someone, and be the subject of Suu's quest actually, as we'll be at the GC...
Okay.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.
Fucking DOOMED.
And it doesn't count if you put it back in. It's ruined, now. Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! My eternal laziness and penchant for keeping my internet gifts "longtime" has served me well.
*laughing at the rest of you suckers*
Quote from: Jenne on March 11, 2011, 07:28:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.
Fucking DOOMED.
And it doesn't count if you put it back in. It's ruined, now. Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! My eternal laziness and penchant for keeping my internet gifts "longtime" has served me well.
*laughing at the rest of you suckers*
Yes, me as well.... In fact, I use my Holy name everywhere I go!!!
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?
Barnacle Encrusted Bottom Buddy
TM of Agonizing Hilarity
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?
Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity
Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?
Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity
Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?
No. A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?
Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity
Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?
No. A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.
I was just... sorry :oops:
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?
Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity
Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?
No. A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.
I was just... sorry :oops:
For what? Bottom Buddies are kill-proof humor.
Needs an Official Holy Name™.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:56:06 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:55:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 15, 2011, 04:48:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 15, 2011, 04:47:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 12, 2011, 02:35:33 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 12, 2011, 06:48:42 AM
I wonder..did I ever post ITT?
Barnacle Encrusted Bottom BuddyTM of Agonizing Hilarity
Is that a nice way of saying..... Spongebob kills teh funnay?
No. A "bottom buddy" is a toilet-related device used by...Well, google it.
I was just... sorry :oops:
For what? Bottom Buddies are kill-proof humor.
OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.
Fucking DOOMED.
And it doesn't count if you put it back in. It's ruined, now. Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.
THIS^
TIA
GIMME SOME!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 28, 2011, 08:10:32 PM
GIMME SOME!
Penance: I desire a real photograph (something I can, and
will, stick to the fridge) of you doing something distinctly "Dok Does Tucson"-ish. This may be sent with my letter when my time comes.
Holy Name
TM: Slinky Ululating Dwarf-monger
And thus by these signs, thy sins shall be absolved.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 08:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.
Fucking DOOMED.
And it doesn't count if you put it back in. It's ruined, now. Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.
THIS^
TIA
mine seems to have detached, and then i glued it back on later.
it appears to be dried out and crusty, with a slightly acrid odour. i think i may need a new one.
Quote from: Iptuous on July 28, 2011, 09:09:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 08:03:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.
Fucking DOOMED.
And it doesn't count if you put it back in. It's ruined, now. Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.
THIS^
TIA
mine seems to have detached, and then i glued it back on later.
it appears to be dried out and crusty, with a slightly acrid odour. i think i may need a new one.
Penance: No guns for a week. You must tell everyone you know when you speak to them on diverse matters that you are avoiding guns for one week.
Holy name: Ersatz Earwax Secreter
I am grateful for the opportunity of retribution.
I will gladly eschew my god given right to firearms for the duration of a week...
Quote from: Iptuous on July 28, 2011, 09:31:34 PM
I am grateful for the opportunity of retribution.
I will gladly eschew my god given right to firearms for the duration of a week...
Yes, and remember that in this case it's a god given
duty to avoid them.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 05:05:54 PM
Those of you who took your Holy Name™ out of your personal text are doomed.
Fucking DOOMED.
And it doesn't count if you put it back in. It's ruined, now. Penance will have to be done, and a new name assigned.
I put mine under "fully customizable title" when I got mine, and it's stayed there since. So, does that mean I'm DOOMED as well because it's not in my personal text? Because otherwise, I'm good.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there. The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.
Custom title works, too.
Precedence^
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there. The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.
Custom title works, too.
Precedence^
Cool. Do I get some kind of special prize for my unwavering spiritual
resolve zealotry?
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 28, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there. The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.
Custom title works, too.
Precedence^
Cool. Do I get some kind of special prize for my unwavering spiritual resolve zealotry?
Why yes, you do!
When you die, you get to go to the good hell.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 10:13:05 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 28, 2011, 10:10:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 28, 2011, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2011, 06:20:59 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 11, 2011, 06:20:32 PM
For some reason I couldn't stand having it in the personal text field, it looked wrong down there. The choice to go to hell was, ultimately, a question of aesthetics.
Custom title works, too.
Precedence^
Cool. Do I get some kind of special prize for my unwavering spiritual resolve zealotry?
Why yes, you do!
When you die, you get to go to the good hell.
Well, then, I guess it's a good thing I'm an American. I'm already used to that whole "lesser of two evils" thing.
Bump for the new people.
Hit me, Clyde >:D
I never got one from you, so can has?
Quote from: Stelpa on November 13, 2011, 07:50:16 PM
Hit me, Clyde >:D
Assmonkey Removal Device of the Interpocalypse
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 13, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
I never got one from you, so can has?
Left Coast Holy™ Hammer of the Geeks.
It's already there! Well, ok, it's in my custom title, but still...
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 05:07:04 PM
It's already there! Well, ok, it's in my custom title, but still...
It's your soul. Don't come crying to me when they send you to Normal Hell, where you'll...
Um.
You're in Fresno, right?
Yep. It's not quuuuuite hell, but close (hell is Bakersfield, actually).
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 05:19:53 PM
Yep. It's not quuuuuite hell, but close (hell is Bakersfield, actually).
Well, they're just gonna send you back when you die, if you fuck this up. That's right, eternity in Fresno.
You only go to Bakersfield if you've been REALLY bad (say, Adolf Hitler), but not bad enough to go to Phoenix.
:x :x :x :x
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 05:23:26 PM
:x :x :x :x
Yep. Eternity in that dating pool. Just think, eon after eon of skinny kids with sideburns, that dance like they're having a grand mal seizure. And the lights are on at the raves, and in between you can crawl from strip mall to strip mall under the merciless sun.
Better get right with The Church™.
:cry:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2011, 05:31:08 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 14, 2011, 05:23:26 PM
:x :x :x :x
Yep. Eternity in that dating pool. Just think, eon after eon of skinny kids with sideburns, that dance like they're having a grand mal seizure. And the lights are on at the raves, and in between you can crawl from strip mall to strip mall under the merciless sun.
Better get right with The Church™.
:shudder:
It's that time.
You know, I was thinking about this just the other day. The natural fermentation process in my current Holy NameTM has gotten a little out of control, and things are getting a little musty in here.
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 22, 2015, 09:25:23 PM
You know, I was thinking about this just the other day. The natural fermentation process in my current Holy NameTM has gotten a little out of control, and things are getting a little musty in here.
The Emperor's Hairy Right Hand.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 09:29:48 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on May 22, 2015, 09:25:23 PM
You know, I was thinking about this just the other day. The natural fermentation process in my current Holy NameTM has gotten a little out of control, and things are getting a little musty in here.
The Emperor's Hairy Right Hand.
:banana: :banana:
ME.
I think it's time.
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on May 22, 2015, 09:50:28 PM
I think it's time.
Overheating Pheremone Pustule of Last Saturday's Jiggle Fun.
Sweet, my old one broke some time ago.
Quote from: Dubya on May 22, 2015, 10:25:01 PM
Sweet, my old one broke some time ago.
:?
Anyways,
"Hideously Oiled Bonobo of Uncontrolled Sexual Acceleration"
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 22, 2015, 10:28:46 PM
Quote from: Dubya on May 22, 2015, 10:25:01 PM
Sweet, my old one broke some time ago.
:?
Anyways,
"Hideously Oiled Bonobo of Uncontrolled Sexual Acceleration"
Too many characters
I guess Ill have to settle for being the hideously oiled bonobo of sexual acceleration.
Mine's leaking pus. Need new
Oooh, oooh, me!
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 23, 2015, 01:35:28 AM
Mine's leaking pus. Need new
Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness.
Is it the best time of year again??
Sup whiteboi
Grrrrr
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 23, 2015, 06:44:06 AM
Is it the best time of year again??
Rampaging & Horribly Destructive Beast of Love.
Quote from: Metal Bear on May 23, 2015, 03:42:16 PM
Sup whiteboi
Nauseating Skin-Critter of Meaningful Glances.
Quote from: Sung Low on May 24, 2015, 01:33:35 AM
Grrrrr
Inexplicable Bedsore of Last Night's Drunken Fling.
WOOHOO! Thanks. :)
I seem to have misplaced my Official Holy Name.
Quote from: N E T on May 24, 2015, 10:28:10 PM
I seem to have misplaced my Official Holy Name.
Turbo-Charged Marmoset of Inappropriate Public Displays of Horrid Affection.
please give. Please
Quote from: Meunster on May 26, 2015, 02:06:02 AM
please give. Please
Creeping and Horribly Clammy Vole of the Twittersphere.
Need something shinier.
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?
Quote from: Trivial on May 26, 2015, 03:46:50 AM
Need something shinier.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde.
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on May 26, 2015, 07:23:31 PM
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?
Yes. No.
Anyway:
Exploding Shit-Fountain of the Very Last American Legion Fish Fry.
Stepping up to the plate.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 26, 2015, 07:32:31 PM
Stepping up to the plate.
Lubricated and Rabid Lungfish of Impending Sexdoom™.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 26, 2015, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on May 26, 2015, 07:23:31 PM
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?
Yes. No.
Anyway:
Exploding Shit-Fountain of the Very Last American Legion Fish Fry.
Fitting :lulz:
Thank you
Well now I just want to see what will become of me after asking for one...surely nothing good :lol:
Fuckstick of lickedy-split cock-surge. Damn, good thing I don't come up with this shit.