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Literate Chaotic / Webcomics
« on: December 01, 2004, 01:24:39 pm »

Literate Chaotic / Uh-Oh
« on: November 27, 2004, 12:48:27 am »
Quote from: Redheaded Doomsayer
Haven't heard anything yet about the cast.  I just hope Leonardo Dicaprio isn't a part of it.

If there is a scene where he spends hours (literally) in an poetry appreciation chair appreciating vogon poetry it might get a good movie.

Or Kill Me / could anarchy work, under any conditions?
« on: November 16, 2004, 01:06:27 pm »
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC

fnord just called: ''ll be late a month, sit down make a scone'

Or Kill Me / Those wussies!
« on: November 15, 2004, 11:39:16 am »
*burps, wipes bbq sauce off his mouth*
But your taste in sorority girls is all right.

Or Kill Me / Those wussies!
« on: November 14, 2004, 02:51:43 am »
Quote from: Bob the Mediocre
Quote from: Slartibartfast++
errr egg salad///??

Chicken salad, with barbecue sauce, served by a nude waitress.

I think you can leave away the salad and the sauce.
On second thought barbecue sauce sounds goood.

Or Kill Me / Observations
« on: November 14, 2004, 12:32:43 am »
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
I want you all to know how upset I am that I can NEVER get back the 15 minutes of my life I spent reading this thread. never ever. bastards.


Actually there was a refund program for this thread but it was cancelled when you said 'reading'.

Or Kill Me / could anarchy work, under any conditions?
« on: November 13, 2004, 10:46:07 am »
Quote from: Delusion

He's still alive?  I thought he died after the 1024th orgasm when the Invisible Things ate him.

Hey, it's not a prank, though.  The seal of protection really does work.

It stops the transmission of a couple diseases that can be transmitted from primate to tentacle demon.

Well he faked the 1024th one (and the 336th, but that's another story) so he could escape more or less.
And og yes the Seal is a prank even from a tentacle demons point of view as the bearers never live up to the ad.

Or Kill Me / could anarchy work, under any conditions?
« on: November 11, 2004, 10:43:45 pm »
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
No, you gotta listen to horab here. He and I are the only ones on this forum who actually have to live with Cthulu, as he likes to hang out with us. And mostly mooch off of us. What horab said makes more sense than you realize. gnimbley has a cookie obsession and Cthulu has a pants fetish of inordinate proportions. All I can say is rolling my eyes at Cthulu is what called his attention to me in the first place and if you don't watch it, he'll be at your house next.

Eating your refridgerator.

Inviting him to restaurants is the key here. Not any good restaurants mind you and especially not your favourite ones. And as long as you choose one where the waiters do wear pants you don't even have to pay.
Of course after a few visits they either go out of business (actually few = 1) or start calling some army to their protection. This then results in Cthulhu eating said army (especially if they wear pants, kilted armies mostly just get crushed) which makes him, me and the restaurant oners happy. Of course not the army but there is no pleasing some people.

gotta go and catapult some absinthe at the old squid head

Or Kill Me / could anarchy work, under any conditions?
« on: November 11, 2004, 10:35:57 pm »
Quote from: LMNO
I wouldn't worr about that.  When I went as Rasputin for halloween, I put the Seal of Protection on my back that I got from the Necronomicon

Old Abdul will love to hear that once again someone fell for that "Seal of Protection" prank.
I hope you like tentacles..

Or Kill Me / Dear Everyone,
« on: November 11, 2004, 10:28:29 pm »
Quote from: Slartibartfast++
i can only read like half of that.

You are missing some darn fucked-up poetry then.
I'd translate for you but it would gain so much.

Or Kill Me / The first official communication from the Ministry of Kipple
« on: November 04, 2004, 11:25:18 pm »

Or Kill Me / Forum Biographys.
« on: November 01, 2004, 11:37:38 am »
Quote from: Hotsuma
I've got radar lock on the son of a If I could only find that little red button...

No chance! I spray-painted all of your buttons blue.

« on: October 26, 2004, 02:56:32 pm »
Quote from: Bob the Mediocre
Feynman was one reason I chose Physics as a major. Anyone read "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman?" Packed with mindfucks. I loved how he was a safecracker at Los Alamos.

Yup good book.
*puts it on tp-read list again*

Old truth about science:
New theories are accepted only insofar as the defenders of the old dogma die out.

Principia Discussion / are we all gay
« on: October 15, 2004, 06:35:39 pm »
Quote from: Big Cat Felix
Can we argue whether penguins were ever intended to take to the skies at any point?

The were. But it then was found out that goblins make for better ammunition.

Principia Discussion / are we all gay
« on: October 15, 2004, 10:34:47 am »
Ok, what - besides popularizing the orgy as a form of saturday afternoon entertainment and giving us toga parties - what have the romans ever done for us?

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