WATCH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhTufJFSmU
:lulz:
He is just stringing words together in a way that sounds like they make sense, but they don't.
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2015, 12:55:27 AM
WATCH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhTufJFSmU
:lulz:
He is just stringing words together in a way that sounds like they make sense, but they don't.
:lulz:
I like how it gradually got messier. Also, :lulz: cancer being 36 years "older" than the rest of you. Cancer's whole thing is out of control cell division, of course it would look molecularly "older" than the rest of you.
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on February 12, 2015, 01:03:37 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2015, 12:55:27 AM
WATCH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhTufJFSmU
:lulz:
He is just stringing words together in a way that sounds like they make sense, but they don't.
:lulz:
I like how it gradually got messier. Also, :lulz: cancer being 36 years "older" than the rest of you. Cancer's whole thing is out of control cell division, of course it would look molecularly "older" than the rest of you.
"The telomeres allow chromosomes to duplicate without just breaking in half"
:lulz: OK, I get that the host hasn't taken any biology since sixth grade. But surely they could have found some writers that have? It was just a goddamn CLUSTERFUCK. I can't even remember all of the sentences that didn't make any fucking sense.
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
:lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2015, 01:11:32 AM
Quote from: Nepos twiddletonis on February 12, 2015, 01:03:37 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 12, 2015, 12:55:27 AM
WATCH THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhTufJFSmU
:lulz:
He is just stringing words together in a way that sounds like they make sense, but they don't.
:lulz:
I like how it gradually got messier. Also, :lulz: cancer being 36 years "older" than the rest of you. Cancer's whole thing is out of control cell division, of course it would look molecularly "older" than the rest of you.
"The telomeres allow chromosomes to duplicate without just breaking in half"
:lulz: OK, I get that the host hasn't taken any biology since sixth grade. But surely they could have found some writers that have? It was just a goddamn CLUSTERFUCK. I can't even remember all of the sentences that didn't make any fucking sense.
Oh man, I forgot about that part. I wonder if he, or whoever wrote his script, confused telomeres and centromeres
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 01:18:15 AM
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
:lulz:
This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 12, 2015, 04:32:14 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 01:18:15 AM
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
:lulz:
This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.
That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
I want a transcript of this. Badly. Possibly badly enough to transcribe it myself.
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on February 12, 2015, 04:50:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 12, 2015, 04:32:14 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 01:18:15 AM
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
:lulz:
This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.
That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
:lulz:
no no, you obviously don't understand.
You have the same amount of DNA, it is just jammed into a smaller volume.
The older you get, the more dense you get.
I have irrefutable proof: Everybody knows the oldest things in the universe are black holes, and they are super dense, Quod Erat Confundum!
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on February 12, 2015, 04:50:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 12, 2015, 04:32:14 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 01:18:15 AM
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
:lulz:
This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.
That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
:lulz:
no no, you obviously don't understand.
You have the same amount of DNA, it is just jammed into a smaller volume.
The older you get, the more dense you get.
I have irrefutable proof: Everybody knows the oldest things in the universe are black holes, and they are super dense, Quod Erat Confundum!
Damn, you're right. But that doesn't jive with the expansion of the universe. Shouldn't we be like, 100 feet tall by the time we die in comparison to how compressed space was when we were born?
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on February 12, 2015, 02:57:29 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on February 12, 2015, 04:50:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 12, 2015, 04:32:14 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 01:18:15 AM
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
:lulz:
This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.
That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
:lulz:
no no, you obviously don't understand.
You have the same amount of DNA, it is just jammed into a smaller volume.
The older you get, the more dense you get.
I have irrefutable proof: Everybody knows the oldest things in the universe are black holes, and they are super dense, Quod Erat Confundum!
Damn, you're right. But that doesn't jive with the expansion of the universe. Shouldn't we be like, 100 feet tall by the time we die in comparison to how compressed space was when we were born?
Nope. Everything just rolls out like pizza dough. But conservation of energy, so there's only so much pizza dough getting spread wider and wider. Then holes start to form.
Then you fall out of the universe, which results in either Portland or Tucson. Hope for Portland. It's haunted and nothing works and it rains all day, but the people are more fun.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 12, 2015, 03:00:20 PM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on February 12, 2015, 02:57:29 PM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 02:52:36 PM
Quote from: Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD on February 12, 2015, 04:50:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 12, 2015, 04:32:14 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on February 12, 2015, 01:18:15 AM
The chromosomes get shorter and shorter and shorter!
:lulz:
This is why at the age of 46, I am only 2 feet tall.
That's a problem. Having less DNA takes away your superpowers.
:lulz:
no no, you obviously don't understand.
You have the same amount of DNA, it is just jammed into a smaller volume.
The older you get, the more dense you get.
I have irrefutable proof: Everybody knows the oldest things in the universe are black holes, and they are super dense, Quod Erat Confundum!
Damn, you're right. But that doesn't jive with the expansion of the universe. Shouldn't we be like, 100 feet tall by the time we die in comparison to how compressed space was when we were born?
Nope. Everything just rolls out like pizza dough. But conservation of energy, so there's only so much pizza dough getting spread wider and wider. Then holes start to form.
Then you fall out of the universe, which results in either Portland or Tucson. Hope for Portland. It's haunted and nothing works and it rains all day, but the people are more fun.
I'd take the rain over the angry pixellated Titan that punishes Tucson.
What I took from that video is that breasts are basically proto-cancerous.
Quote from: Cain on February 12, 2015, 03:28:50 PM
What I took from that video is that breasts are basically proto-cancerous.
Smooth pick up lines:
"Hey baby. You got some great time bombs there. They can't be more than 14 years older than the rest of you"