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Apple Talk / Re: Facebook is fucking wild, man

« on: December 10, 2021, 11:24:01 am »

Facebook is the new church, where appearances must be kept

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Apple Talk / Re: So I caught a 30 day ban on Facebook, again...

« on: December 10, 2021, 11:22:35 am »

I am now nearly two years clean of FB, twitter, reddit etc. I have to say, the only one I miss at all are the funny pictures on twitter

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: December 10, 2021, 11:20:29 am »

Incredibly relieved he only hurt himself, generally the play stupid games win stupid prizes games on the road results in people who weren't even playing getting the prize

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Apple Talk / Re: baseless hostility thread

« on: November 22, 2021, 12:25:33 pm »

all of you are my bidet

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Apple Talk / Re: baseless hostility thread

« on: November 22, 2021, 12:25:15 pm »

Dune is just Star Wars for edgy nerds.

The reports of weapons of mass destruction on Arrakis were fabricated to justify the empires invasion

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: November 18, 2021, 09:13:56 pm »

Over the last few months i've come to realize that the american left (as opposed to leftist movements elsewhere) is a bunch of useless wankers at best and a bunch of Puritans minus the funny hats at worst. Now the healing can begin.

They made an exchange: The conspiracy offered them a trade, that they can get the feeling of accomplishment for sharing memes and articles about social issues instead of actually having to enact change
Basically they will do anything they can to distract them from the fact the fisbowl is filling with filth

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: November 02, 2021, 08:03:37 am »

Oh thank god

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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party

« on: October 28, 2021, 08:48:00 pm »

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/readinglist.php links should be working

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: October 28, 2021, 12:23:50 am »

That's an awful feeling to leave on, and that penny pinching proper backups and redundancy isn't a once off, it's what the makers of the ransomeware rely on.
It's not just code that targets vulnerable systems, its code that targets vulnerable business process.

At least that's someone else's problem nos

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)

« on: October 13, 2021, 05:21:52 pm »

A zookeeper who finds out that the animals are going to be killed would release them to fend for themselves

Do whats morally right

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

« on: October 05, 2021, 09:08:43 pm »

How often are you seeing the pattern of you being used as a canary for dangers lol

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: October 03, 2021, 03:29:57 pm »

GODDAMMIT six years in the witness protection program and we have to move him again

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Apple Talk / Re: Last one to post in thread wins

« on: September 21, 2021, 10:13:54 pm »

Wait a minute, this thread is a thinly veiled attempt to start off a dialog in the post communication age.

This conversation is OVER

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Apple Talk / Re: parenting advice

« on: September 21, 2021, 08:51:04 pm »

I've been a father for about a month now, and this is what I've learnedzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The great thing is when you are this sleep deprived your brain don't work so well so you won't be able to remember being zombie like

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Apple Talk / Re: Who are all you weirdos?

« on: September 18, 2021, 12:33:00 pm »

Bella was killed in a high speed pursuit with the cops a few years back when the fuel transport she shot to create a barrier took the whole bridge out from under them.

Eris von tartarus kind of stopped posting here after her and her sister had a breakout hit with The Matrix and its sequels.

Roger is still around, we keep him in one of those Fritzle basements