Because I've just about given up on finding any other Discordians to hang with down here.
I remember once hearing somewhere that there were a few in Christchurch, but I couldn't get any information to track them down by.
They all got eaten by the Balrog.
They tried to simply walk into Mordor.
They diminished into the West and remained Galadriel.
Damn you Balrog, and damn the elvish exodus! :argh!:
I guess at least I can say I'm special, being the only known Discordian in this dog's arse of a country. Maybe I should try to convert a few.
Well, win the lottery. I'm sure if you spring for airfare and all, some of us would be happy to come down, crash at your place, and throw a party in your yard that your neighbors will be telling horror stories about to their grandchildren.
No, we have another one on this board. Ferka. You'll meet him eventually.
Another Kiwi over here. I've been lurking for a while and wondering the same thing, but posted once in the Chch quake thread.
So that's at least three known small, flightless birds that have apparently figured out how to use the Internet and made their way to this forum.
I would say that this is a cause for concern.
Don't tell the Aussies. They don't like their monopoly of the South Pacific being jeopardized.
Who let in a third one? I thought we were limiting their access...... :argh!:
:lulz:
Also.....
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:18:28 PM
Well, win the lottery. I'm sure if you spring for airfare and all, some of us would be happy to come down, crash at your place, and throw a party in your yard that your neighbors will be telling horror stories about to their grandchildren.
I will volunteer for this, purely as a service to the board of course!!!
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 03:18:28 PM
Well, win the lottery. I'm sure if you spring for airfare and all, some of us would be happy to come down, crash at your place, and throw a party in your yard that your neighbors will be telling horror stories about to their grandchildren.
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US. I'll host that party after I get there.
Quote from: RevDWCAnother Kiwi over here. I've been lurking for a while and wondering the same thing, but posted once in the Chch quake thread.
What part of the country are you in?
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.
You're fucking retarded.
Just saying.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.
You're fucking retarded.
Just saying.
Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.
You're fucking retarded.
Just saying.
Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.
It's like moving to WalMart, fer Chrissakes.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.
You're fucking retarded.
Just saying.
Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.
It's like moving to WalMart, fer Chrissakes.
Hey, I live in WalMart dammit :argh!:
Wait..... :cry:
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.
You're fucking retarded.
Just saying.
Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.
It's like moving to WalMart, fer Chrissakes.
Hey, I live in WalMart dammit :argh!:
Wait..... :cry:
Balls. You'd be evicted for not being fat and toofless.
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.
You're fucking retarded.
Just saying.
Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.
Actually, I think I know pretty well, but most of my best friends live there. If I arrive to find things are even worse than I imagined I can always just go to Canada.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:49:43 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 03, 2011, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 09:07:59 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.
You're fucking retarded.
Just saying.
Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.
It's like moving to WalMart, fer Chrissakes.
Hey, I live in WalMart dammit :argh!:
Wait..... :cry:
Balls. You'd be evicted for not being fat and toofless.
:lulz:
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 09:50:50 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 03, 2011, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2011, 08:38:30 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US.
You're fucking retarded.
Just saying.
Nah, he just doesn't know, Roger.
Actually, I think I know pretty well, but most of my best friends live there. If I arrive to find things are even worse than I imagined I can always just go to Canada.
Things are even worse.
If you decide on Canada, stay the hell away from Toronto. They're all thugs, there, and they eat foreigners in the back alleys.
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US. I'll host that party after I get there.
Dammit, it's not as fun if you start the sheep jokes.
:lulz:
Quote from: Rumckle on March 03, 2011, 10:43:35 PM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
As much as I'd like to get my neighbours back for all the times they keep me awake on weekends, if I win lotto my sheep and I will be hauling our arses out of here and moving to the US. I'll host that party after I get there.
Dammit, it's not as fun if you start the sheep jokes.
:lulz:
Who's joking? I love my little sheepy. Her name is Baaaaaaaaaaaaarbara. She keeps me company on those long, lonely nights. :wink:
I'm from Tauranga, Wellington or Bangarang (Whangarei) depending on when you ask.
BANGARANG!
(http://bunkercomplex.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/normal_hookpt2205.jpg)
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.
Just don't listen to Hoopla. He actually did give me directions going down one of the back alleys. I was attacked by a raccoon. Now I can't
prove that he has wildlife-controlling mind-rays. But it's a safe bet.
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
What part of the country are you in?
I'm in Tauranga. We had a cruise ship in at the Mount today and I had an idea for the lottery winning funded trip for regulars that was suggested. Ship 'em down on a cruise liner with a healthy supply of Nerf guns, Pirate costumes and mobility scooters. Or something.
Whereabouts are you?
Fuck, there's another Discordian in Tauranga?
Now I have to move.
Quote from: RevDWC on March 04, 2011, 07:18:53 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 08:36:24 PM
What part of the country are you in?
I'm in Tauranga. We had a cruise ship in at the Mount today and I had an idea for the lottery winning funded trip for regulars that was suggested. Ship 'em down on a cruise liner with a healthy supply of Nerf guns, Pirate costumes and mobility scooters. Or something.
Whereabouts are you?
I'm based in Masterton, but I tend to get bored and drift around a lot. I'll give you a buzz next time I'm up around your area.
Farka, where are you at now?
Quote from: Captain Utopia on March 04, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.
Just don't listen to Hoopla. He actually did give me directions going down one of the back alleys. I was attacked by a raccoon. Now I can't prove that he has wildlife-controlling mind-rays. But it's a safe bet.
Shit! Hoopla, can I borrow the wildlife-controlling mind-rays for next weekend? Pretty please? All I need are those and a dozen rabid weasels...
Quote from: Luna on March 04, 2011, 11:01:25 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on March 04, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.
Just don't listen to Hoopla. He actually did give me directions going down one of the back alleys. I was attacked by a raccoon. Now I can't prove that he has wildlife-controlling mind-rays. But it's a safe bet.
Shit! Hoopla, can I borrow the wildlife-controlling mind-rays for next weekend? Pretty please? All I need are those and a dozen rabid weasels...
Oh the fun I could have with rabid weasels....
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 04, 2011, 11:01:25 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on March 04, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.
Just don't listen to Hoopla. He actually did give me directions going down one of the back alleys. I was attacked by a raccoon. Now I can't prove that he has wildlife-controlling mind-rays. But it's a safe bet.
Shit! Hoopla, can I borrow the wildlife-controlling mind-rays for next weekend? Pretty please? All I need are those and a dozen rabid weasels...
Oh the fun I could have with rabid weasels....
The image of a dozen rabid weasels in my soon-to-be-ex-husband's pance enterains me.
Quote from: Luna on March 04, 2011, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 04, 2011, 11:01:25 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on March 04, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.
Just don't listen to Hoopla. He actually did give me directions going down one of the back alleys. I was attacked by a raccoon. Now I can't prove that he has wildlife-controlling mind-rays. But it's a safe bet.
Shit! Hoopla, can I borrow the wildlife-controlling mind-rays for next weekend? Pretty please? All I need are those and a dozen rabid weasels...
Oh the fun I could have with rabid weasels....
The image of a dozen rabid weasels in my soon-to-be-ex-husband's pance enterains me.
I can't say that as he would consider that a threat to his person. Damn. :cry:
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:37:03 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 04, 2011, 03:22:24 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 04, 2011, 03:11:58 PM
Quote from: Luna on March 04, 2011, 11:01:25 AM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on March 04, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
Quote from: spazmagoog on March 03, 2011, 10:10:01 PM
Dammit, Toronto is just where I was thinking I might like to go.
Just don't listen to Hoopla. He actually did give me directions going down one of the back alleys. I was attacked by a raccoon. Now I can't prove that he has wildlife-controlling mind-rays. But it's a safe bet.
Shit! Hoopla, can I borrow the wildlife-controlling mind-rays for next weekend? Pretty please? All I need are those and a dozen rabid weasels...
Oh the fun I could have with rabid weasels....
The image of a dozen rabid weasels in my soon-to-be-ex-husband's pance enterains me.
I can't say that as he would consider that a threat to his person. Damn. :cry:
SEND THE WEASELS TO ME I HAVE ALTERED MY PANCE
Quote from: Suu on March 03, 2011, 05:24:23 PM
Don't tell the Aussies. They don't like their monopoly of the South Pacific being jeopardized.
I for one welcome our brothers to the east. I heard a rumor once that the Aussie government proposed to New Zealand that they become a state of Australia. You guys should sign that so I can visit more easily :p :)
One of my favourite Trans-Tasman jokes -
The kiwis that migrate to Australia increase the average IQ of both countries.
Yeah, it's all about the timing. :x
:) I like that one. It's creative too, unlike sheep jokes.
Sheep jokes are usually predictable. There's only so many ways you can say NZ'ers shag sheep. Here's one of the better ones -
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"
Not great, but hey. IN the interests of balance -
Kiwi bloke was on earth doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance.
"Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"
The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen if they would take a part of his brain away without him even knowing. So with their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit the Kiwi's head and took a part of his brain away.
The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen.
"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."
What the??? The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing. The Kiwi guy could operate with less than a full brain. So they decided to send the beam down and take another part of his brain. The Aliens watched on.
"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"
"WHAT!!!" the Aliens said to each other. "These Kiwis are very clever people even with half a brain. Let's see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave him with no brain at all!"
So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down and took away the final part of the Kiwi's brain.
"Now surely he won't know anything at all.He should be too dumb and stupid to do anything now?"
And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of anything at all as the Aliens watched on the bloke sang,
"WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILDA......"
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Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.
Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!"
The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.
The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
It's VB, it won't make much difference either way :P
Here here.
Is the general feel in New Zealand that Australians are uncouth idiots?
Do you all get along well with the Hobbitses running around New Zealand?