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Links dead.Lets pretend it wasnt and that i heard it, and it was not my cup of absinthe.

...........

that is all.

They'll probobly accuse you of trying to make money and then ask for the hot sauce free.

Just look at punk shows,happans all the time.

I dont use abreviations--Time is money, and i like wasting that,too.

Sometimes i dress up all poor and beg for money on the streets just so real poor people cant get it.

They carry diseases,you know.

Actually, today I poured a gallon of baked beans and pickles down a sewage drain,after post-post-supper im going to go masterbate in some dollar bills.I cant wait for tommorow--We're going to go to the bank and go swimming!

I'm less of a consumer whore and more of a consumer slut--you dont need to pay me, I'll jack off on fifties and the dreams of poor people for FREE!

actually,were giving her what she wants by aknowledging her existence.so im stopping that.

funny, and you said i get upset too easily..

seriously, dont call people ''consumer whores'' if your parents pay for everything.
Go and try to pay for your subscription to adbusters or the admission for ''cool scene(gay) shows"
without being a ''consumer whore''.Infact,go grow a fucking garden so you dont support T3H EV1L FOOD CORPORATIONZZZ!!!1!!!1oneoneone.
Good Job, i want to kill you again.

Fucking scenesters.
worthless...

No shit, thats why people who wear converse shoes piss me the fuck off.well,that and every single fucker who thinks theyre hot shit and ''unique'' wears those things.
I despise you slightly less now.
seriously, thats a accomplishment,take it as a compliment.

oh my god.emo hair in the pic and mallgoth pants on the fursona.

die die die.
five bucks says you wear converse and ''hurt yourself to feel''.

cthuhlu has sea weed for tentacles,apparently.
Im horrible at water colors,though.
and hey--world could always use more cthuhlu!

Bards...

Bravely bold Sir Cybin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Cybin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Cybin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir Cybin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
He is brave Sir Cybin,
Brave Sir Cybin who...
To fight and...............
Brave Sir Cybin ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Cybin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Cybin

This was the first thing that came to my mind when i saw the bard option.

currently reading ''shadows over bakersfield'' awesome h.p. lovecraft meets sherlock home short story collection. And i finished reading illuminatus(wtf) a week ago.

awesome stuff!

Thanks! and a discordian message board would *probobly* be the worst place to take anything serious,ever.
(except for maybe [insert political/religous/stereotype/favorite scapegoat/banana enthusiasts group here]'s conventions)