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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM

Title: The thing about religions
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
The thing about religions is that they're all EQUALLY bollocks.

Throughout every religion, whether it be the big bad Xtians, the Jews, the Muslims, or any of those freaky-deaky new agers:

There is always a majority of foolishness.  No matter what religion, I've met a fairly even ratio of nice, thoughtful "..."ians across the board.  
NICE AND SMART ARE RARE, no matter in which group.  If you meet a group of ANYONE where EVERY SINGLE MEMBER is seemingly nice and possesed of fair mental acuity,

RUN.  They are faking.

There's always a rough 10:90 ratio of sincere thinkers in almost ANY place you can find yourself.  The rest are nothing but loathsome hairless apes, willing to grift you and leave you walletless at the next station.  Fucking apes.  

So I don't care what you think is true.  I couldn't give a damn if you're St. Gregory or fucking Lemmy down the alley, just treat people RIGHT, you sons of FUCKS!  It's not HAARD.  If you need someone as powerful as GOD to tell you to play nice, I don't think I fucking LIKE you.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: shajinn on November 07, 2006, 04:58:45 PM
Right now and right here wouldn´t be the time and place to shout......


...well, you know...?
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2006, 05:00:07 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
The thing about humans is that they're all EQUALLY bollocks.

There is always a majority of foolishness.  I've met the odd nice, thoughtful humans across the board. 
NICE AND SMART ARE RARE, no matter in which group.  If you meet a group of ANYONE where EVERY SINGLE MEMBER is seemingly nice and possesed of fair mental acuity,

RUN.  They are faking.

There's always a rough 10:90 ratio of sincere thinkers in almost ANY place you can find yourself.  The rest are nothing but loathsome hairless apes, willing to grift you and leave you walletless at the next station.  Fucking apes. 


Fixed
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 08:26:50 PM
One in ten, simians.  I see TWO posts.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LMNO on November 07, 2006, 08:28:33 PM
Ook, ook.




::hurls feces::
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 08:32:24 PM
*Leans to dodge* 

That's three.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2006, 09:51:43 PM
I'll make it easy for you - I'm a total cunt. The only thing sincere about me is my typos and half of them are faked.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 09:54:59 PM
That just complicates matters.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2006, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 09:54:59 PM
That just complicates matters.

thas right - did I mention I was a total cunt?
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 10:19:52 PM
Still only three people ITT.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2006, 11:01:00 PM
Yeah - get in the ring and be judged. There's a free cool person badge up for grabs. (actually felix - you'r in this thread too thas 4 prospects)
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: Jasper on November 07, 2006, 11:04:15 PM
Dammit!  Ya ruined the punchline!

*Giggles*  Ah well.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 01:42:04 AM
Every last person on this planet is certifiably insane. EVERY. All. I am convinced of this. If you think you know someone that isn't, you're wrong. And insane.

Religion helps me prove this point everyday.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:46:46 AM
what in the hell would sane look like?

sane and insane -
those words have become fairly useless at this point



my vote goes to 'self-destructive' and 'not-self-destructive' when it comes to slapping labels on folks

or better yet: 'self-destructive' and 'trying-not-to-be-self-destructive'
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 01:55:09 AM
Your labeling system is immensly better than ones the fucktards in the phychological "science" fields use now. At least its a bit easier to tell the difference between those terms.

Not that everyone agrees though. Last time i was commited, they said my use of mushrooms and pot was self-destructive. Fuck psychiatrists.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
yeah thats pretty twisted

just so you know

show up at a building at the same time every day in 5 day stretches with a 2 day break in between, and staying there for 8 hours at a time is not self-destructive at all

your body enjoys obeying robots

srsly
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 02:01:10 AM
That was the point I tried to get across. It was not well recieved. I try and explain that I am not mentally ill, I simply have vastly different philosophical viewpoints than an average American. That maybe in a place like tribal New Guinea, i would flourish.

That concept ,too, was lost on them.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LHX on November 08, 2006, 02:04:23 AM
maybe its all a matter of timing

which suggests there is work to be done
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 07:02:51 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on November 08, 2006, 02:01:10 AM
That was the point I tried to get across. It was not well recieved. I try and explain that I am not mentally ill, I simply have vastly different philosophical viewpoints than an average American. That maybe in a place like tribal New Guinea, i would flourish.

That concept ,too, was lost on them.

The only way to beat them is pretend to join them.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 01:23:19 PM
Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
yeah thats pretty twisted

just so you know

show up at a building at the same time every day in 5 day stretches with a 2 day break in between, and staying there for 8 hours at a time is not self-destructive at all

your body enjoys obeying robots

srsly


Say what you will, I consider this gig to essentially being getting paid to post on forums, and work on some spreadsheets when the boards go quiet.

Salary, dental, heath insurance, and access to a high-end photocopier.  Works for me.


Plus, I've already decided to go to a bar for lunch.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:50:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 01:23:19 PM
Quote from: LHX on November 08, 2006, 01:57:32 AM
yeah thats pretty twisted

just so you know

show up at a building at the same time every day in 5 day stretches with a 2 day break in between, and staying there for 8 hours at a time is not self-destructive at all

your body enjoys obeying robots

srsly


Say what you will, I consider this gig to essentially being getting paid to post on forums, and work on some spreadsheets when the boards go quiet.

Salary, dental, heath insurance, and access to a high-end photocopier.  Works for me.


Plus, I've already decided to go to a bar for lunch.
srsly

at this point, do you think i have any doubts of your motivations?



should i start including disclaimers in my posts?

a little fine-print perhaps?


you may look the same as your work-mates, but we all know you bleed discordian rainbow
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 01:57:21 PM
No, I just wanted to remind everyone that I get paid to post on Discordian sites.




LMNO
-SMUG bastard.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LHX on November 08, 2006, 02:00:01 PM
omg conspiracy

LMNO is on the take

believe nothing of what he say
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 02:00:58 PM
Shit.  I think I just let it slip that I work for DHS.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2006, 02:23:39 PM
if you want to look good to your boss, you can take the credit for having me expatriated.

just don't mention where I went.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 02:25:09 PM
Actually, since I'm your alt, then you're the one in DHS...
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2006, 02:26:04 PM
you aren't supposed to mention that part of it.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 02:26:23 PM
Whoops.


Nothing to see here, move along.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: Cain on November 08, 2006, 03:06:24 PM
http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/04/30/dawkins/index.html?pn=1
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on November 08, 2006, 03:30:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 08, 2006, 03:06:24 PM
http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/04/30/dawkins/index.html?pn=1

"And those of us fortunate enough to be living today are even more privileged than those of earlier times. We have the benefit of those earlier centuries of scientific exploration. Through no talent of our own, we have the privilege of knowing far more than past centuries. Aristotle would be blown away by what any schoolchild could tell him today. That's the kind of privileged century in which we live."

This guy has distilled my whole "Wisdom of the ancients" stance into one paragraph. Cheers for bringing that to my attention.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: LMNO on November 08, 2006, 03:37:33 PM
While it's true that the amount of information available has increased a thousandfold, the application and use of said information is still in the hands of monkeys.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: Cain on November 08, 2006, 03:44:53 PM
Standing on the shoulders of giants is my entire life.

Cain,
piggybacking.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2006, 08:54:29 PM
I tried to stand on the shoulders of giants, but they kept complaining about my golf shoes.
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2006, 02:43:07 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
The thing about religions is that they're all EQUALLY bollocks.

Throughout every religion, whether it be the big bad Xtians, the Jews, the Muslims, or any of those freaky-deaky new agers:


Except "Bob".
Title: Re: The thing about religions
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on November 09, 2006, 07:19:00 AM
Standing on "Bob's" shoulders will cause lack of feet.