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The thing about religions

Started by Jasper, November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM

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Jasper

November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
The thing about religions is that they're all EQUALLY bollocks.

Throughout every religion, whether it be the big bad Xtians, the Jews, the Muslims, or any of those freaky-deaky new agers:

There is always a majority of foolishness.  No matter what religion, I've met a fairly even ratio of nice, thoughtful "..."ians across the board.  
NICE AND SMART ARE RARE, no matter in which group.  If you meet a group of ANYONE where EVERY SINGLE MEMBER is seemingly nice and possesed of fair mental acuity,

RUN.  They are faking.

There's always a rough 10:90 ratio of sincere thinkers in almost ANY place you can find yourself.  The rest are nothing but loathsome hairless apes, willing to grift you and leave you walletless at the next station.  Fucking apes.  

So I don't care what you think is true.  I couldn't give a damn if you're St. Gregory or fucking Lemmy down the alley, just treat people RIGHT, you sons of FUCKS!  It's not HAARD.  If you need someone as powerful as GOD to tell you to play nice, I don't think I fucking LIKE you.

shajinn

#1
November 07, 2006, 04:58:45 PM
Right now and right here wouldn´t be the time and place to shout......


...well, you know...?
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P3nT4gR4m

#2
November 07, 2006, 05:00:07 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
The thing about humans is that they're all EQUALLY bollocks.

There is always a majority of foolishness.  I've met the odd nice, thoughtful humans across the board. 
NICE AND SMART ARE RARE, no matter in which group.  If you meet a group of ANYONE where EVERY SINGLE MEMBER is seemingly nice and possesed of fair mental acuity,

RUN.  They are faking.

There's always a rough 10:90 ratio of sincere thinkers in almost ANY place you can find yourself.  The rest are nothing but loathsome hairless apes, willing to grift you and leave you walletless at the next station.  Fucking apes. 


Fixed

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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#3
November 07, 2006, 08:26:50 PM
One in ten, simians.  I see TWO posts.

LMNO

#4
November 07, 2006, 08:28:33 PM
Ook, ook.




::hurls feces::

Jasper

#5
November 07, 2006, 08:32:24 PM
*Leans to dodge* 

That's three.

P3nT4gR4m

#6
November 07, 2006, 09:51:43 PM
I'll make it easy for you - I'm a total cunt. The only thing sincere about me is my typos and half of them are faked.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#7
November 07, 2006, 09:54:59 PM
That just complicates matters.

P3nT4gR4m

#8
November 07, 2006, 09:56:33 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 09:54:59 PM
That just complicates matters.

thas right - did I mention I was a total cunt?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#9
November 07, 2006, 10:19:52 PM
Still only three people ITT.

P3nT4gR4m

#10
November 07, 2006, 11:01:00 PM
Yeah - get in the ring and be judged. There's a free cool person badge up for grabs. (actually felix - you'r in this thread too thas 4 prospects)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#11
November 07, 2006, 11:04:15 PM
Dammit!  Ya ruined the punchline!

*Giggles*  Ah well.

hunter s.durden

#12
November 08, 2006, 01:42:04 AM
Every last person on this planet is certifiably insane. EVERY. All. I am convinced of this. If you think you know someone that isn't, you're wrong. And insane.

Religion helps me prove this point everyday.
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LHX

#13
November 08, 2006, 01:46:46 AM
what in the hell would sane look like?

sane and insane -
those words have become fairly useless at this point



my vote goes to 'self-destructive' and 'not-self-destructive' when it comes to slapping labels on folks

or better yet: 'self-destructive' and 'trying-not-to-be-self-destructive'
neat hell

hunter s.durden

#14
November 08, 2006, 01:55:09 AM
Your labeling system is immensly better than ones the fucktards in the phychological "science" fields use now. At least its a bit easier to tell the difference between those terms.

Not that everyone agrees though. Last time i was commited, they said my use of mushrooms and pot was self-destructive. Fuck psychiatrists.
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