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So essentially, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, he's just another moronic, entitled turd in the bucket.

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The thing about religions

Started by Jasper, November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM

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LMNO

#30
November 08, 2006, 03:37:33 PM
While it's true that the amount of information available has increased a thousandfold, the application and use of said information is still in the hands of monkeys.

Cain

#31
November 08, 2006, 03:44:53 PM
Standing on the shoulders of giants is my entire life.

Cain,
piggybacking.

East Coast Hustle

#32
November 08, 2006, 08:54:29 PM
I tried to stand on the shoulders of giants, but they kept complaining about my golf shoes.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
November 09, 2006, 02:43:07 AM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on November 07, 2006, 04:54:41 PM
The thing about religions is that they're all EQUALLY bollocks.

Throughout every religion, whether it be the big bad Xtians, the Jews, the Muslims, or any of those freaky-deaky new agers:


Except "Bob".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BADGE OF HONOR

#34
November 09, 2006, 07:19:00 AM
Standing on "Bob's" shoulders will cause lack of feet.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".
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