My biggest problem is with the idea that humanity is somehow more important than the rest of the world, that we have the right to fuck stuff up, simply because the rest of the organisms on the planet haven't revolted yet. People are animals. We are no more special than any other organism. We have no more right to live than anything else, yet our predominant cultures are taking whatever steps possible to eliminate Natural Selection from the equation because other people dying "Feels bad."
"Oooh, You can't say the word Retarded because it's insensitive! What if someone's child has a genetic disorder?" Then they should die, and the parent shouldn't have any more kids. That's the way it works in the wild, and it's good for the species. It ensures that only the most adapted survive, but these days everyone gets to survive, simply by virtue of being born. Healthcare is one of the biggest things people who support civilization point to. They say, "What if you broke your leg, you'd want to get it fixed right? What if you were a diabetic? Good luck getting insulin in the middle of the rainforest!" I say, If I was one of the people with diabetes, I should die. Tough titties. That's the way it should go. But NooooOoo, we can't have people getting their Feelings hurt! Natural Selection worked on this planet since the beginning of life, yet in the last ten thousand years we have managed to fuck it up beyond all repair.
Human Comfort has come to replace the system that got us here. Only the individuals who were more adapted to survival got to procreate, but these days anybody with a sperm or egg can pop out a little bastard of their own, to the detriment of the species as a whole. The little bugger gets taken care of for a couple of months, and then it's off to daycare where they learn how to interact with other human beings from all the other little brats whose parents don't love them as much as they love a paycheck. Once they survive daycare they get to spend the majority of the next thirteen years being forced to obey those in "Authority" and learning stuff they'll never use, but being prepared for getting exploited for the rest of their lives. But John Taylor Gatto better enunciates the failings of the Education system to produce humans that can think critically, and it's successes in producing good little worker drones that keep the Machinetm going.
Human Comfort is enhanced by dishwashers, clothes washers and driers, automobiles, the entertainment industry, and a billion other devices that make up "Civilization." What we actually need to survive is food, water, air and shelter, but all of those things we have for comfort contribute to the ruination of our food, water, and air. We are causing our own demise through our desire for comfort and ease. How stupid is it to demolish the systems in place that keep us alive, just so we can watch American Idol and wear Designer Clothes? Laziness and greed For Teh Lose.
I have a problem with the depth of greed in our culture that has given rise to and been enhanced by Advertising. "Somebody else has more stuff than me, so I want it too, cause then I'll be TRULY happy!" Bullshit. More Dockers in your closet doesn't make you a happier or better person.
What I'd like to know is how the Hopi, !Kung, hell even the Iroquois and Aztecs are anywhere near as bad as the Roman Catholic Church, DuPont Chemicals, and the US Government.
My characterization of individuals in most tribes - "I am an integral part of my environment, symbiotic with the plants, animals, and insects that live around me. I care about the relationships I have with others of my tribe, and my actions benefit all. I have all that I need for survival."
My characterization of individuals in most "successful cultures" - "Go to work doing a job that I hate, working for bosses I hate for the majority of my life, in order to buy more shit that I don't really need and that won't make me happier, maybe pop out a couple of kids who will grow up to pay for my stupidity, greed, and laziness, by being just as miserable as I am, only with a lot fewer freedoms, quality relationships, arable land, drinkable water, and other living breathing organisms."
How much time during the week do you spend working, getting ready for work, traveling to or from work, and thinking about work? How much time during the week do you spend improving yourself, your relationships, and preparing your children to be decent human beings? Corporations control the bulk of individual's lives directly, and the rest of their lives through their control of the government. When's the last time you ever heard of a Lobbying Group for the good of the people?
What it boils down to is this: I see the Machinetm as a function of greed and powerlust and people not giving a shit about the consequences of their actions beyond turning a profit, which is mostly found when there is a system of hierarchy, where someone can say "I'm better than you because I make more money, and have more power" because money is a construct of people, and power is only in people's minds. As long as you can convince people that money matters and they have to obey you (through Religion, etc) then you can "win" at a game I don't want to play. The answer is to get rid of hierarchy, and to look at societies that function without it, or money.
Human Civilization is quickly failing as evolutionarily viable option, and wiping itself off the face of the planet with every ton of garbage buried in a landfill and every factory chugging pollutants into the air. I just think it's a shame that we're ruining the planet for everything/everyone else who doesn't want to live this way. I also think it's a shame that it might take a few hundred years for the reality of our failure to catch up with blissninny dreamland we get piped into every home through the Magic Of TV.
I find it difficult to ignore the stupidity of those people completely happy to skip and sing on the way down the gullet of a Dragon of our own making, yet I don't see any other options than to walk right next to them. But I'll be damned if I'll be happy about it.
It was also an invitation to eliminate my existence from the face of the planet. I do not fear death. Ass
:hosrie:
Anarchy would make everything better! :lol:
not to be an asshole, but i'm calling bullshit. first of all, humanity, like every other species -- every virus, moss, lichen, amoeba, and fungus -- has the "right" to expand and raise havoc in the ecosystem and generally shove out all competitors and obstacles, because that is the nature of life in general. a population will expand and expand until there is no room left to expand. the fabled 'symbiosis' you speak of between every other population in the wild is not a peaceful one, but one built on constant war for territory and resources, from the smallest bacterium to the blue whale. life is an exercise in violence.
the concept of who has the 'right' to do something (or not), is a concept borne of the Enlightenment and is in no way a natural law. in nature, the only rights you have are the ones you exercise, and the only opportunities you are guaranteed are the ones you make for yourself. everyone bitches about the harm we are doing to the environment, but i have said it before: if the rain forest deserves to be saved, it will evolve a way to protect itself. otherwise, it's added to the list of casualties in the war for global domination just like millions of other things have been, dating back a lot farther than the first time some whiny asshole in a mass-produced GreenPeace t-shirt got the sobs during Ferngully.
your entire argument is "humans are just animals." well, we are doing a fucking fantastic job of pwning the fuck out of this insignificant speck of cosmic dust if you ask me. and that's all any "just an animal" has ever been programmed to do. take an environment, suit it to your needs, fuck like rabbits and multiply, then move on. you'll have to excuse me if i don't go all sour grapes at the human race for following basic genetic directives.
it's true we are a shitty excuse for an enlightened species, but that's because "we" are NOT an enlightened species. we'll never behave like we have our heads anywhere other than stuck right up our asses, although we might invent newer and more powerful deoderizing aerosol sprays to mask the scent. YUO should just realize how lucky you are that we don't put CFCs in them. anymore.
vexaphod.
ps: "Or Kill Me" copyright TGRR. just sayin.
Quote from: vexaph0d on December 24, 2006, 07:19:11 AM
not to be an asshole, but i'm calling bullshit. first of all, humanity, like every other species -- every virus, moss, lichen, amoeba, and fungus -- has the "right" to expand and raise havoc in the ecosystem and generally shove out all competitors and obstacles, because that is the nature of life in general. a population will expand and expand until there is no room left to expand. the fabled 'symbiosis' you speak of between every other population in the wild is not a peaceful one, but one built on constant war for territory and resources, from the smallest bacterium to the blue whale. life is an exercise in violence.
the concept of who has the 'right' to do something (or not), is a concept borne of the Enlightenment and is in no way a natural law. in nature, the only rights you have are the ones you exercise, and the only opportunities you are guaranteed are the ones you make for yourself. everyone bitches about the harm we are doing to the environment, but i have said it before: if the rain forest deserves to be saved, it will evolve a way to protect itself. otherwise, it's added to the list of casualties in the war for global domination just like millions of other things have been, dating back a lot farther than the first time some whiny asshole in a mass-produced GreenPeace t-shirt got the sobs during Ferngully.
your entire argument is "humans are just animals." well, we are doing a fucking fantastic job of pwning the fuck out of this insignificant speck of cosmic dust if you ask me. and that's all any "just an animal" has ever been programmed to do. take an environment, suit it to your needs, fuck like rabbits and multiply, then move on. you'll have to excuse me if i don't go all sour grapes at the human race for following basic genetic directives.
it's true we are a shitty excuse for an enlightened species, but that's because "we" are NOT an enlightened species. we'll never behave like we have our heads anywhere other than stuck right up our asses, although we might invent newer and more powerful deoderizing aerosol sprays to mask the scent. YUO should just realize how lucky you are that we don't put CFCs in them. anymore.
vexaphod.
ps: "Or Kill Me" copyright TGRR. just sayin.
First off, you're not being an asshole, I like discussion because it helps me know more and think about things in different ways.
Symbiosis is just an exercise in violence, but a pack of wolves doesn't wipe out an entire herd of deer, it kills enough to eat. Humans wipe out entire species because it's convenient. Farmers hunted wolves to the brink of extinction because they didn't wanna lose livestock. Humans eradicated smallpox because it was a threat. Anything that interferes with production will be eliminated, Game Over.
As far as population growth goes, I feel there is such a thing as too much expansion. See http://dieoff.org/page80.htm which talks about a population of reindeer that were introduced to an island with a plentiful food supply and no natural predators. I draw similarities between them and us as humans are ever increasing our food supply and working to eliminate all sources of population control. We're getting too big for our britches, with the added benefit of ruining the rest of the planet for all other species.
Actually, all most animals do is adapt themselves to fit their environment. Some species use tools in a limited fashion, but if they didn't fit the environment already around them they wouldn't have survived. I would just like to see humans get back to the point where they fit to their environment, instead of forcing the environment to conform to humanities flawed expectations. Due to stupidity and arrogance we can wipe out what took billions of years of evolution to create.
I didn't know anything was copyright by anybody, except a few Rants I read in PDF the other day, and the "Or kill me" argument seems to be larger than any one person.
Good things.
Fixored
yes, but...
we are a dominant species in an environment that has plenty of resources to sustain our population (and more), and no predators. we are fulfilling our natural mandate to secure our supremacy in our environment until we cannot secure it any further. all animals do this (case in point: your reindeer.) this is natural behavior. should we be smarter than this? we'd like to think so, but no. we're still just animals, after all.
and what do you want? do you want us to implement euthanasia and cut social health care spending and quit teaching our kids to wash their hands before they eat? these are all methods we as a species have learned to use in order to keep being the dominant species. eventually, we will kill ourselves off. but that's what happens.
and we're not going to ruin the planet for all other species. last time i checked in on the general consensus in the scientific community, the meteor impact that killed the dinosaurs also wiped out 90% of all life on the planet. that's about four and a half shit-tons more than we could do even with full-scale global nuclear war. and the planet bounced back.
i just think that we should let our species keep running full speed ahead toward the cliff of our own inevitable self-destruction. not only because that's good material for heavy metal lyrics, or because it's good for a chuckle, but also because eventually something has to kill us off or we'll CNN is going to have to fire their breaking news crew and just show rerun tapes from the 70s, and i'd hate for those overpaid wenches to have to find a real job. slack for all, and all for slack.
and 'or kill me' doesn't belong to roger, i just like it more when he says it.
I've just been reading different stuff lately, changing my own paradigms and I needed help adjusting to it all, but what you say makes sense, as far as life bouncing back.
And, it may be insensitive, but yes, we should implement euthanasia and selective breeding measures to get the population back to sustainable levels, but nobody'd go along with that. I find it interesting that when lions get too old to compete they go off alone and die. Same thing with elephants, and I'm sure other species as well. Too bad humans aren't "Allowed" to do the same thing. Although, if I make it long enough I've got a couple of ideas for a show-stopper ending, but maybe lung cancer will get me first, Who knows?
I think I may be over my soap-box now, but that could change again, and I really enjoyed this civilized discussion, so thanks.
did you know: Earth has resources and arable land capable of supporting 100 billion human beings?
what's sad isn't that there there are people starving in the world right now. what's sad is that so many people have been convinced that euthanasia and selective breeding are more realistic answers to starvation than distributing resources fairly.
then again, given humanity's track record in the field of social justice, pregnancy licenses and 'mercy' killings probably are more realistic.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 06:04:45 AM
My biggest problem is with the idea that humanity is somehow more important than the rest of the world, that we have the right to fuck stuff up, simply because the rest of the organisms on the planet haven't revolted yet.  People are animals.  We are no more special than any other organism.  We have no more right to live than anything else, yet our predominant cultures are taking whatever steps possible to eliminate Natural Selection from the equation because other people dying "Feels bad." 
Or kill me.
1. Opposable thumbs, Baby...top of the food chain. That's all the justification we need.
2. :roll:
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 07:58:50 AM
I didn't know anything was copyright by anybody, except a few Rants I read in PDF the other day, and the "Or kill me" argument seems to be larger than any one person.
:roll:
TGRR,
Copyrighted his rants, but will now fuck with you forever, rather than sue you.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 07:58:50 AM
Actually, all any animal does is adapt itself to fit it's environment.  Some species use tools in a limited fashion, but if they didn't fit the environment already around them they wouldn't have survived.  I would just like to see humans get back to the point where they fit to their environment, instead of forcing the environment to conform to humanities flawed expectations.  Due to stupidity and arrogance we can wipe out what took billions of years of evolution to create.
1. But you said we're just animals. Animals will fill their niche entirely, given lack of competition.
2. Some animals have adapted quite well to our presence...rats and cockroaches, for example...when we're gone, they'll refer to this as the golden age, when food just appeared.
3. Make up your fucking mind, hippie...are we just animals, or are you going to hold us to a different standard? Oh, and come up with your own fucking tagline, shithead.
No, I'm not "Happy now". "Or kill me" is still at the end of your post.
In fact, I have decided, based on your little fucking ripoff, to derail each and every thread you start.
I don't recall where I read it, but the idea is that you can take any argument to a level where most people won't follow by using the phrase "or kill me" to emphasize your commitment to your position. You can't possibly own that, although I can understand your reluctance to share something you've used to define your individuality.
Rats and cockroaches have adapted to the environment we presented them with, successfully. How does that not fit with my assertion?
Out of all the things I've written, that's the worst you can pick on?
Bitter much?
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 09:34:51 AM
I don't recall where I read it, but the idea is that you can take any argument to a level where most people won't follow by using the phrase "or kill me" to emphasize your commitment to your position.  You can't possibly own that, although I can understand your reluctance to share something you've used to define your individuality. 
Rats and cockroaches have adapted to the environment we presented them with, successfully.  How does that not fit with my assertion?
Out of all the things I've written, that's the worst you can pick on?
Bitter much? 
More bitter than you'll ever know, but that has nothing to do with you.
Anyway, you're now my personal mission. You will never again be able to hold any kind of meaningful conversation here, or start any kind of thread, without me stopping in to fuck it up.
So much for your bullshit excuse.
Ugh, why don't you just go back to the mall where you belong. The Hot Topic kiddies will take more kindly to your bullshit.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 09:39:20 AM
Ugh, why don't you just go back to the mall where you belong.  The Hot Topic kiddies will take more kindly to your bullshit.
Let's derail this bitch.
Please to start posting endless image files.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 06:04:45 AM
It was also an invitation to eliminate my existence from the face of the planet.  I do not fear death.  Ass
Then put your money where your mouth is.
my need to kiss ass for external reassurance has hit an all time low, so whatever's clever, Trevor.
I read the "or kill me" bit in a real published book somewhere, so unless you're the original author, quit flappin yer gums. So what's the title of the folder? In addition, it wasn't my intention to step on any toes. Somebody took that Baby Jesus Butt Plug way too seriously.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 09:44:33 AM
my need to kiss ass for external reassurance has hit an all time low, so whatever's clever, Trevor.
I read the "or kill me" bit in a real published book somewhere, so unless you're the original author, quit flappin yer gums.  So what's the title of the folder?  In addition, it wasn't my intention to step on any toes.  Somebody took that Baby Jesus Butt Plug way too seriously.
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You stepped on toes by posting something so incredibly trite. What are you, 15? Do you dye your hair black and secretly admire E.L.F.? I bet you're a vegan, too, which would explain why you just can't seem to think clearly.
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Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 09:50:10 AM
You stepped on toes by posting something so incredibly trite.  What are you, 15?  Do you dye your hair black and secretly admire E.L.F.?  I bet you're a vegan, too, which would explain why you just can't seem to think clearly.
$10 says he's a big fan of U2.
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Personal attacks = retarded
After this, I think I'll go to monstrous text files.
its your forum, be my guest
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:02:30 AM
Personal attacks = retarded
It was a serious question, you don't seem capable of mature, logical thought.
All right, listen up all you goddamn liberals and free-thinkers, cause I'm only gonna say this once, & I'll probably be dead before I have a chance to say it again. And don't call me paranoid, cause I'm not. Every fucking word of this is true, and once you finally believe it, you'll just as soon shoot the next counter-clerk for asking if you really give a shit whether you get paper or plastic. The goddamn Religious Right is all over us, slowly infiltrating our major corporations, our religions, our hotel chains, fast food outlets, data processing plants, local & regional governments, publishing houses, entertainment conglomerates, our press and media - you name it. Slowly litigating into our beings what it's OK to eat, drink, talk about, laugh at, smoke, pray to, kiss, and think about in the dark quiet of our rooms. Slowly, though. Not like jack-booted storm troopers. Not just yet. But with unrelenting creeping slowness as they impose their hypocritical moral values as shackles upon what's left of the free world. Slowly enough so that most don't notice, others don't care to notice, and others willingly offer up their hands and minds to the bondage of the individual spirit all in the name of some crap like "The Common Good". Look around you, Pal. Neo-Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies. And their grunt-labor red-necked henchmen -- all around you. Step out of the inner city and you'll find them everywhere. All looking at you like you're the poor fool who's going to Hell. Well, if it's up to them, you will! A Big-Ass Hell, right here on God's little ball of spit. A Hell that they've created for all of us. And where will they be? In their tunnels under the ground. Stocked with food, bibles, weapons, computers, generators, and instruments of torture more insidious than your worst shit-infested nightmares. All waitng for God's Armageddon, a concept some asshole dreamed up centuries ago just to keep us all constantly looking over our shoulders, a concept that they want more than anything to be the ones to put into reality. And who pays for all this? Not the slime-asses who'll be hiding down there when all the shit hits, but all those blue-hair dupes and lackeys, slaves to the blasphemies of the Church. (hell, any Church - pick one) Pinhead paranoids who truly believe that a penthouse suite in the hereafter can only be purchased by pledging their kids' inheritance to some fucking telethon. Fear, manipulation, government-funded ignorance, our addiction to authority, and our church-sponsored self-loathing have created a cancerous, festering black spot on our souls more insidious than any cum-shot or narcotic you could name right now. Just take a look at the population nestled in the chafe of the Bible Belt: The sunken chin. That vague 'Down's Syndrome' glare in the eyes. Is it any wonder that Christian Fundementalism is the religion of choice where genetic in-breeding is the norm? Who else could fall for such superstitious backwards bull-shit hocus pocus? And the boys at the top want it that way! Our Church leaders, our industry leaders, our elected officials... take a look at the paper: cover up, cover-up, cover-up. Every day! And we're only seeing one-tenth of one percent of what's really going on behind our asses. These corporate fascists are tired of covering up, and they're working tirelessly to create a world where they can pull their shit off openly, in front of us, around us, and on us; and he who dares speak up will either be killed outright or whisked off to some detainment center for experimentation. Right-wing fanatic Roman Catholic dictators laundering their cocaine cartel money by tithing it to the Vatican Bank! Our own CIA funding it's covert activities by selling cocaine hijacked from independent producers. No one's hands are clean. The top of the pyramid is covered with shit and blood. Their shit, and our blood. Litton Industries. They created the AIDS virus years ago in a government lab run by a former Nazi pardoned by George Bush's father when he was Senate majority leader back in the 40's. Yes! From the same U.S. Government that tested nuclear fallout and Agent Orange on its very own soldiers, and then said they couldn't sue. We killed John Wayne! Why did the entire cast and crew of The Conqueror die of cancer after working down-wind from a nuclear test site? Who fucked our brains with LSD and then replaced it with cheap killer heroin just when folks were starting to enjoy it? It's all over us and there's no escape, and it's all done in the name of GOD! Their GOD! The GOD of power. The GOD of Domination. The GOD of fascist enslavement! The GOD of Death! Are we so complacent that we sat there in front of our TV dinners while we let it all go so far? We are surrounded by Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies who know us to be the enemy. They want to turn us into lackey computer chips. Slaves to our Day Runners, our pagers, our car phones, our interest payments. To take every human variable out of being human so we can run faster and jump higher... for them! How'm I driving? If I'm not hustlin', call my boss. Report all suspicious behavior to the thought police... next we'll be having our social security numbers tatooed on our noses. The sum total of our achievements reduced to mason jars and urinalisis. No one escapes. No one is innocent by their rules, where freedom of thought and the sancity of the individual are crimes against the economy. This bull shit morality! This neo-Victorian soul enslaving puritanism, all done in the name of some guy with long hair who died nailed to a cross at 33. Jesus was a dissident!! He died for his ideas! He was a political prisoner! If I was his ol' man and I knew what would be coming down 2000 years later, I woulda drowned the fucker in the bathtub rather than let those self-righteous assholes destroy the planet IN HIS NAME!! Suck my dick, you pink-eared crew-cut mall zombies. I laugh at your yearbook picture you twerp geeks. And what about the Mormons? Why do we need caffeine free Coke? Because they fucking own the Coca Cola Company, Idiot! And take a look around the magazine stand at the Salt Lake City Airport. Why the fuck do you think you'll see Guns and Ammo but not Playboy? I'll tell you what's poor taste! I'll tell you what's pornographic! White supremacist soldiers of fortune ass wipes who'd rather have a gun in their face than a tit! That's pornographic! What's more of a sin against God? Sucking on a warm, soft, sensitive fleshy human orb that rolls the best of Mom, God, and your Lover all into the One, or sucking on a cold rod of blue steel that can blow your little pin-head all over the fucking wall? In fact, show me a tit that's killed someone, and I'll suck the damn thing myself. That's what I say... I say bring on the Killer Tits, you backwards conniving Mormon Assholes!!! What they do in God's name makes me wanna puke. Looking at me like I'm the freak because I don't wanna walk between their lines, and fill out their forms with their number two lead pencils. Slowly, as they replace us with polite, well-pressed computer chip clones of who we were with all the non-Christian parts taken out. Lobotomy by computer! Reducing whole entities to a series of zeroes and ones, and then taking out the ones that USA Today says we don't need. And then bio-engineering us to die of cancer just as we approach retirement age, or die of AIDS, which is what they would prefer if we should happen to swing 'that way'. Satan, it's your world all right. Run by lawyers and accountants, the courts and the military. And of course The Church. Jesus Fuck You on all the churches. Little Maloes that slipped over our heads and turned into collars that you hold the leashes to. While opportunistic real-estate trash sell our planet out from under us. Yes, Satan. I am your slave. I am yours. You own the rights to me until I die. But I am your unwilling slave. I will not go quietly, whilst I silently spit unseen bits of mucous onto your lemon mousse which I serve to you on my knees. Yes, I know that each day, more and more of my life is yours. Through religion, legislation, taxation, coersion, and corporate manipulation, you are turning this world into your Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombie playground. I have no escape but death, where I will wait to see you in Hell, where MY God, the true God of love will raise me up to his Kingdom, where we will stand together as one and piss on your fucking head! Se la! An' ay-man!!
Just in case you didn't catch that...
All right, listen up all you goddamn liberals and free-thinkers, cause I'm only gonna say this once, & I'll probably be dead before I have a chance to say it again. And don't call me paranoid, cause I'm not. Every fucking word of this is true, and once you finally believe it, you'll just as soon shoot the next counter-clerk for asking if you really give a shit whether you get paper or plastic. The goddamn Religious Right is all over us, slowly infiltrating our major corporations, our religions, our hotel chains, fast food outlets, data processing plants, local & regional governments, publishing houses, entertainment conglomerates, our press and media - you name it. Slowly litigating into our beings what it's OK to eat, drink, talk about, laugh at, smoke, pray to, kiss, and think about in the dark quiet of our rooms. Slowly, though. Not like jack-booted storm troopers. Not just yet. But with unrelenting creeping slowness as they impose their hypocritical moral values as shackles upon what's left of the free world. Slowly enough so that most don't notice, others don't care to notice, and others willingly offer up their hands and minds to the bondage of the individual spirit all in the name of some crap like "The Common Good". Look around you, Pal. Neo-Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies. And their grunt-labor red-necked henchmen -- all around you. Step out of the inner city and you'll find them everywhere. All looking at you like you're the poor fool who's going to Hell. Well, if it's up to them, you will! A Big-Ass Hell, right here on God's little ball of spit. A Hell that they've created for all of us. And where will they be? In their tunnels under the ground. Stocked with food, bibles, weapons, computers, generators, and instruments of torture more insidious than your worst shit-infested nightmares. All waitng for God's Armageddon, a concept some asshole dreamed up centuries ago just to keep us all constantly looking over our shoulders, a concept that they want more than anything to be the ones to put into reality. And who pays for all this? Not the slime-asses who'll be hiding down there when all the shit hits, but all those blue-hair dupes and lackeys, slaves to the blasphemies of the Church. (hell, any Church - pick one) Pinhead paranoids who truly believe that a penthouse suite in the hereafter can only be purchased by pledging their kids' inheritance to some fucking telethon. Fear, manipulation, government-funded ignorance, our addiction to authority, and our church-sponsored self-loathing have created a cancerous, festering black spot on our souls more insidious than any cum-shot or narcotic you could name right now. Just take a look at the population nestled in the chafe of the Bible Belt: The sunken chin. That vague 'Down's Syndrome' glare in the eyes. Is it any wonder that Christian Fundementalism is the religion of choice where genetic in-breeding is the norm? Who else could fall for such superstitious backwards bull-shit hocus pocus? And the boys at the top want it that way! Our Church leaders, our industry leaders, our elected officials... take a look at the paper: cover up, cover-up, cover-up. Every day! And we're only seeing one-tenth of one percent of what's really going on behind our asses. These corporate fascists are tired of covering up, and they're working tirelessly to create a world where they can pull their shit off openly, in front of us, around us, and on us; and he who dares speak up will either be killed outright or whisked off to some detainment center for experimentation. Right-wing fanatic Roman Catholic dictators laundering their cocaine cartel money by tithing it to the Vatican Bank! Our own CIA funding it's covert activities by selling cocaine hijacked from independent producers. No one's hands are clean. The top of the pyramid is covered with shit and blood. Their shit, and our blood. Litton Industries. They created the AIDS virus years ago in a government lab run by a former Nazi pardoned by George Bush's father when he was Senate majority leader back in the 40's. Yes! From the same U.S. Government that tested nuclear fallout and Agent Orange on its very own soldiers, and then said they couldn't sue. We killed John Wayne! Why did the entire cast and crew of The Conqueror die of cancer after working down-wind from a nuclear test site? Who fucked our brains with LSD and then replaced it with cheap killer heroin just when folks were starting to enjoy it? It's all over us and there's no escape, and it's all done in the name of GOD! Their GOD! The GOD of power. The GOD of Domination. The GOD of fascist enslavement! The GOD of Death! Are we so complacent that we sat there in front of our TV dinners while we let it all go so far? We are surrounded by Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies who know us to be the enemy. They want to turn us into lackey computer chips. Slaves to our Day Runners, our pagers, our car phones, our interest payments. To take every human variable out of being human so we can run faster and jump higher... for them! How'm I driving? If I'm not hustlin', call my boss. Report all suspicious behavior to the thought police... next we'll be having our social security numbers tatooed on our noses. The sum total of our achievements reduced to mason jars and urinalisis. No one escapes. No one is innocent by their rules, where freedom of thought and the sancity of the individual are crimes against the economy. This bull shit morality! This neo-Victorian soul enslaving puritanism, all done in the name of some guy with long hair who died nailed to a cross at 33. Jesus was a dissident!! He died for his ideas! He was a political prisoner! If I was his ol' man and I knew what would be coming down 2000 years later, I woulda drowned the fucker in the bathtub rather than let those self-righteous assholes destroy the planet IN HIS NAME!! Suck my dick, you pink-eared crew-cut mall zombies. I laugh at your yearbook picture you twerp geeks. And what about the Mormons? Why do we need caffeine free Coke? Because they fucking own the Coca Cola Company, Idiot! And take a look around the magazine stand at the Salt Lake City Airport. Why the fuck do you think you'll see Guns and Ammo but not Playboy? I'll tell you what's poor taste! I'll tell you what's pornographic! White supremacist soldiers of fortune ass wipes who'd rather have a gun in their face than a tit! That's pornographic! What's more of a sin against God? Sucking on a warm, soft, sensitive fleshy human orb that rolls the best of Mom, God, and your Lover all into the One, or sucking on a cold rod of blue steel that can blow your little pin-head all over the fucking wall? In fact, show me a tit that's killed someone, and I'll suck the damn thing myself. That's what I say... I say bring on the Killer Tits, you backwards conniving Mormon Assholes!!! What they do in God's name makes me wanna puke. Looking at me like I'm the freak because I don't wanna walk between their lines, and fill out their forms with their number two lead pencils. Slowly, as they replace us with polite, well-pressed computer chip clones of who we were with all the non-Christian parts taken out. Lobotomy by computer! Reducing whole entities to a series of zeroes and ones, and then taking out the ones that USA Today says we don't need. And then bio-engineering us to die of cancer just as we approach retirement age, or die of AIDS, which is what they would prefer if we should happen to swing 'that way'. Satan, it's your world all right. Run by lawyers and accountants, the courts and the military. And of course The Church. Jesus Fuck You on all the churches. Little Maloes that slipped over our heads and turned into collars that you hold the leashes to. While opportunistic real-estate trash sell our planet out from under us. Yes, Satan. I am your slave. I am yours. You own the rights to me until I die. But I am your unwilling slave. I will not go quietly, whilst I silently spit unseen bits of mucous onto your lemon mousse which I serve to you on my knees. Yes, I know that each day, more and more of my life is yours. Through religion, legislation, taxation, coersion, and corporate manipulation, you are turning this world into your Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombie playground. I have no escape but death, where I will wait to see you in Hell, where MY God, the true God of love will raise me up to his Kingdom, where we will stand together as one and piss on your fucking head! Se la! An' ay-man!!
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:02:30 AM
Personal attacks = retarded
It was a serious question, you don't seem capable of mature, logical thought.
This Is The Kind of Shit We Have To Put Up With Department
If you're looking for mature logical thought, I heard TGRR has plenty.
No, seriously, I think ya'll are just picking on me because I have different opinions than whatever the "Established Correctness" you think already exists on this board. My goals are to improve my education and world view, so if you want to share what you think, I'd appreciate it, but getting all cranky because of non-conformity seems fairly counter-intuitive, especially on what should be an all accepting forum. I've used the facts at my disposal to construct arguments for my viewpoints that seem logical to me. I've refrained from name-calling, except as a last resort, and tried to be civilized in all of my discourse.
No, I'm not a vegan.
I'm picking on you because any 18 year old cheerleader could type out the exact same rants.
Now hush, the adults are talking.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:12:34 AM
No, seriously, I think ya'll are just picking on me because I have different opinions than whatever the "Established Correctness" you think already exists on this board. 
Can't speak for RBG, but the reason *I* am "picking on" you is because you swiped my fucking tagline.
Anyway, less talk, more spam...
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 10:13:49 AM
I'm picking on you because any 18 year old cheerleader could type out the exact same rants. 
Now hush, the adults are talking.
They just don't make bobbies like they used to...
All right, listen up all you goddamn liberals and free-thinkers, cause I'm only gonna say this once, & I'll probably be dead before I have a chance to say it again. And don't call me paranoid, cause I'm not. Every fucking word of this is true, and once you finally believe it, you'll just as soon shoot the next counter-clerk for asking if you really give a shit whether you get paper or plastic. The goddamn Religious Right is all over us, slowly infiltrating our major corporations, our religions, our hotel chains, fast food outlets, data processing plants, local & regional governments, publishing houses, entertainment conglomerates, our press and media - you name it. Slowly litigating into our beings what it's OK to eat, drink, talk about, laugh at, smoke, pray to, kiss, and think about in the dark quiet of our rooms. Slowly, though. Not like jack-booted storm troopers. Not just yet. But with unrelenting creeping slowness as they impose their hypocritical moral values as shackles upon what's left of the free world. Slowly enough so that most don't notice, others don't care to notice, and others willingly offer up their hands and minds to the bondage of the individual spirit all in the name of some crap like "The Common Good". Look around you, Pal. Neo-Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies. And their grunt-labor red-necked henchmen -- all around you. Step out of the inner city and you'll find them everywhere. All looking at you like you're the poor fool who's going to Hell. Well, if it's up to them, you will! A Big-Ass Hell, right here on God's little ball of spit. A Hell that they've created for all of us. And where will they be? In their tunnels under the ground. Stocked with food, bibles, weapons, computers, generators, and instruments of torture more insidious than your worst shit-infested nightmares. All waitng for God's Armageddon, a concept some asshole dreamed up centuries ago just to keep us all constantly looking over our shoulders, a concept that they want more than anything to be the ones to put into reality. And who pays for all this? Not the slime-asses who'll be hiding down there when all the shit hits, but all those blue-hair dupes and lackeys, slaves to the blasphemies of the Church. (hell, any Church - pick one) Pinhead paranoids who truly believe that a penthouse suite in the hereafter can only be purchased by pledging their kids' inheritance to some fucking telethon. Fear, manipulation, government-funded ignorance, our addiction to authority, and our church-sponsored self-loathing have created a cancerous, festering black spot on our souls more insidious than any cum-shot or narcotic you could name right now. Just take a look at the population nestled in the chafe of the Bible Belt: The sunken chin. That vague 'Down's Syndrome' glare in the eyes. Is it any wonder that Christian Fundementalism is the religion of choice where genetic in-breeding is the norm? Who else could fall for such superstitious backwards bull-shit hocus pocus? And the boys at the top want it that way! Our Church leaders, our industry leaders, our elected officials... take a look at the paper: cover up, cover-up, cover-up. Every day! And we're only seeing one-tenth of one percent of what's really going on behind our asses. These corporate fascists are tired of covering up, and they're working tirelessly to create a world where they can pull their shit off openly, in front of us, around us, and on us; and he who dares speak up will either be killed outright or whisked off to some detainment center for experimentation. Right-wing fanatic Roman Catholic dictators laundering their cocaine cartel money by tithing it to the Vatican Bank! Our own CIA funding it's covert activities by selling cocaine hijacked from independent producers. No one's hands are clean. The top of the pyramid is covered with shit and blood. Their shit, and our blood. Litton Industries. They created the AIDS virus years ago in a government lab run by a former Nazi pardoned by George Bush's father when he was Senate majority leader back in the 40's. Yes! From the same U.S. Government that tested nuclear fallout and Agent Orange on its very own soldiers, and then said they couldn't sue. We killed John Wayne! Why did the entire cast and crew of The Conqueror die of cancer after working down-wind from a nuclear test site? Who fucked our brains with LSD and then replaced it with cheap killer heroin just when folks were starting to enjoy it? It's all over us and there's no escape, and it's all done in the name of GOD! Their GOD! The GOD of power. The GOD of Domination. The GOD of fascist enslavement! The GOD of Death! Are we so complacent that we sat there in front of our TV dinners while we let it all go so far? We are surrounded by Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies who know us to be the enemy. They want to turn us into lackey computer chips. Slaves to our Day Runners, our pagers, our car phones, our interest payments. To take every human variable out of being human so we can run faster and jump higher... for them! How'm I driving? If I'm not hustlin', call my boss. Report all suspicious behavior to the thought police... next we'll be having our social security numbers tatooed on our noses. The sum total of our achievements reduced to mason jars and urinalisis. No one escapes. No one is innocent by their rules, where freedom of thought and the sancity of the individual are crimes against the economy. This bull shit morality! This neo-Victorian soul enslaving puritanism, all done in the name of some guy with long hair who died nailed to a cross at 33. Jesus was a dissident!! He died for his ideas! He was a political prisoner! If I was his ol' man and I knew what would be coming down 2000 years later, I woulda drowned the fucker in the bathtub rather than let those self-righteous assholes destroy the planet IN HIS NAME!! Suck my dick, you pink-eared crew-cut mall zombies. I laugh at your yearbook picture you twerp geeks. And what about the Mormons? Why do we need caffeine free Coke? Because they fucking own the Coca Cola Company, Idiot! And take a look around the magazine stand at the Salt Lake City Airport. Why the fuck do you think you'll see Guns and Ammo but not Playboy? I'll tell you what's poor taste! I'll tell you what's pornographic! White supremacist soldiers of fortune ass wipes who'd rather have a gun in their face than a tit! That's pornographic! What's more of a sin against God? Sucking on a warm, soft, sensitive fleshy human orb that rolls the best of Mom, God, and your Lover all into the One, or sucking on a cold rod of blue steel that can blow your little pin-head all over the fucking wall? In fact, show me a tit that's killed someone, and I'll suck the damn thing myself. That's what I say... I say bring on the Killer Tits, you backwards conniving Mormon Assholes!!! What they do in God's name makes me wanna puke. Looking at me like I'm the freak because I don't wanna walk between their lines, and fill out their forms with their number two lead pencils. Slowly, as they replace us with polite, well-pressed computer chip clones of who we were with all the non-Christian parts taken out. Lobotomy by computer! Reducing whole entities to a series of zeroes and ones, and then taking out the ones that USA Today says we don't need. And then bio-engineering us to die of cancer just as we approach retirement age, or die of AIDS, which is what they would prefer if we should happen to swing 'that way'. Satan, it's your world all right. Run by lawyers and accountants, the courts and the military. And of course The Church. Jesus Fuck You on all the churches. Little Maloes that slipped over our heads and turned into collars that you hold the leashes to. While opportunistic real-estate trash sell our planet out from under us. Yes, Satan. I am your slave. I am yours. You own the rights to me until I die. But I am your unwilling slave. I will not go quietly, whilst I silently spit unseen bits of mucous onto your lemon mousse which I serve to you on my knees. Yes, I know that each day, more and more of my life is yours. Through religion, legislation, taxation, coersion, and corporate manipulation, you are turning this world into your Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombie playground. I have no escape but death, where I will wait to see you in Hell, where MY God, the true God of love will raise me up to his Kingdom, where we will stand together as one and piss on your fucking head! Se la! An' ay-man!!
All right, listen up all you goddamn liberals and free-thinkers, cause I'm only gonna say this once, & I'll probably be dead before I have a chance to say it again. And don't call me paranoid, cause I'm not. Every fucking word of this is true, and once you finally believe it, you'll just as soon shoot the next counter-clerk for asking if you really give a shit whether you get paper or plastic. The goddamn Religious Right is all over us, slowly infiltrating our major corporations, our religions, our hotel chains, fast food outlets, data processing plants, local & regional governments, publishing houses, entertainment conglomerates, our press and media - you name it. Slowly litigating into our beings what it's OK to eat, drink, talk about, laugh at, smoke, pray to, kiss, and think about in the dark quiet of our rooms. Slowly, though. Not like jack-booted storm troopers. Not just yet. But with unrelenting creeping slowness as they impose their hypocritical moral values as shackles upon what's left of the free world. Slowly enough so that most don't notice, others don't care to notice, and others willingly offer up their hands and minds to the bondage of the individual spirit all in the name of some crap like "The Common Good". Look around you, Pal. Neo-Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies. And their grunt-labor red-necked henchmen -- all around you. Step out of the inner city and you'll find them everywhere. All looking at you like you're the poor fool who's going to Hell. Well, if it's up to them, you will! A Big-Ass Hell, right here on God's little ball of spit. A Hell that they've created for all of us. And where will they be? In their tunnels under the ground. Stocked with food, bibles, weapons, computers, generators, and instruments of torture more insidious than your worst shit-infested nightmares. All waitng for God's Armageddon, a concept some asshole dreamed up centuries ago just to keep us all constantly looking over our shoulders, a concept that they want more than anything to be the ones to put into reality. And who pays for all this? Not the slime-asses who'll be hiding down there when all the shit hits, but all those blue-hair dupes and lackeys, slaves to the blasphemies of the Church. (hell, any Church - pick one) Pinhead paranoids who truly believe that a penthouse suite in the hereafter can only be purchased by pledging their kids' inheritance to some fucking telethon. Fear, manipulation, government-funded ignorance, our addiction to authority, and our church-sponsored self-loathing have created a cancerous, festering black spot on our souls more insidious than any cum-shot or narcotic you could name right now. Just take a look at the population nestled in the chafe of the Bible Belt: The sunken chin. That vague 'Down's Syndrome' glare in the eyes. Is it any wonder that Christian Fundementalism is the religion of choice where genetic in-breeding is the norm? Who else could fall for such superstitious backwards bull-shit hocus pocus? And the boys at the top want it that way! Our Church leaders, our industry leaders, our elected officials... take a look at the paper: cover up, cover-up, cover-up. Every day! And we're only seeing one-tenth of one percent of what's really going on behind our asses. These corporate fascists are tired of covering up, and they're working tirelessly to create a world where they can pull their shit off openly, in front of us, around us, and on us; and he who dares speak up will either be killed outright or whisked off to some detainment center for experimentation. Right-wing fanatic Roman Catholic dictators laundering their cocaine cartel money by tithing it to the Vatican Bank! Our own CIA funding it's covert activities by selling cocaine hijacked from independent producers. No one's hands are clean. The top of the pyramid is covered with shit and blood. Their shit, and our blood. Litton Industries. They created the AIDS virus years ago in a government lab run by a former Nazi pardoned by George Bush's father when he was Senate majority leader back in the 40's. Yes! From the same U.S. Government that tested nuclear fallout and Agent Orange on its very own soldiers, and then said they couldn't sue. We killed John Wayne! Why did the entire cast and crew of The Conqueror die of cancer after working down-wind from a nuclear test site? Who fucked our brains with LSD and then replaced it with cheap killer heroin just when folks were starting to enjoy it? It's all over us and there's no escape, and it's all done in the name of GOD! Their GOD! The GOD of power. The GOD of Domination. The GOD of fascist enslavement! The GOD of Death! Are we so complacent that we sat there in front of our TV dinners while we let it all go so far? We are surrounded by Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies who know us to be the enemy. They want to turn us into lackey computer chips. Slaves to our Day Runners, our pagers, our car phones, our interest payments. To take every human variable out of being human so we can run faster and jump higher... for them! How'm I driving? If I'm not hustlin', call my boss. Report all suspicious behavior to the thought police... next we'll be having our social security numbers tatooed on our noses. The sum total of our achievements reduced to mason jars and urinalisis. No one escapes. No one is innocent by their rules, where freedom of thought and the sancity of the individual are crimes against the economy. This bull shit morality! This neo-Victorian soul enslaving puritanism, all done in the name of some guy with long hair who died nailed to a cross at 33. Jesus was a dissident!! He died for his ideas! He was a political prisoner! If I was his ol' man and I knew what would be coming down 2000 years later, I woulda drowned the fucker in the bathtub rather than let those self-righteous assholes destroy the planet IN HIS NAME!! Suck my dick, you pink-eared crew-cut mall zombies. I laugh at your yearbook picture you twerp geeks. And what about the Mormons? Why do we need caffeine free Coke? Because they fucking own the Coca Cola Company, Idiot! And take a look around the magazine stand at the Salt Lake City Airport. Why the fuck do you think you'll see Guns and Ammo but not Playboy? I'll tell you what's poor taste! I'll tell you what's pornographic! White supremacist soldiers of fortune ass wipes who'd rather have a gun in their face than a tit! That's pornographic! What's more of a sin against God? Sucking on a warm, soft, sensitive fleshy human orb that rolls the best of Mom, God, and your Lover all into the One, or sucking on a cold rod of blue steel that can blow your little pin-head all over the fucking wall? In fact, show me a tit that's killed someone, and I'll suck the damn thing myself. That's what I say... I say bring on the Killer Tits, you backwards conniving Mormon Assholes!!! What they do in God's name makes me wanna puke. Looking at me like I'm the freak because I don't wanna walk between their lines, and fill out their forms with their number two lead pencils. Slowly, as they replace us with polite, well-pressed computer chip clones of who we were with all the non-Christian parts taken out. Lobotomy by computer! Reducing whole entities to a series of zeroes and ones, and then taking out the ones that USA Today says we don't need. And then bio-engineering us to die of cancer just as we approach retirement age, or die of AIDS, which is what they would prefer if we should happen to swing 'that way'. Satan, it's your world all right. Run by lawyers and accountants, the courts and the military. And of course The Church. Jesus Fuck You on all the churches. Little Maloes that slipped over our heads and turned into collars that you hold the leashes to. While opportunistic real-estate trash sell our planet out from under us. Yes, Satan. I am your slave. I am yours. You own the rights to me until I die. But I am your unwilling slave. I will not go quietly, whilst I silently spit unseen bits of mucous onto your lemon mousse which I serve to you on my knees. Yes, I know that each day, more and more of my life is yours. Through religion, legislation, taxation, coersion, and corporate manipulation, you are turning this world into your Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombie playground. I have no escape but death, where I will wait to see you in Hell, where MY God, the true God of love will raise me up to his Kingdom, where we will stand together as one and piss on your fucking head! Se la! An' ay-man!!
All right, listen up all you goddamn liberals and free-thinkers, cause I'm only gonna say this once, & I'll probably be dead before I have a chance to say it again. And don't call me paranoid, cause I'm not. Every fucking word of this is true, and once you finally believe it, you'll just as soon shoot the next counter-clerk for asking if you really give a shit whether you get paper or plastic. The goddamn Religious Right is all over us, slowly infiltrating our major corporations, our religions, our hotel chains, fast food outlets, data processing plants, local & regional governments, publishing houses, entertainment conglomerates, our press and media - you name it. Slowly litigating into our beings what it's OK to eat, drink, talk about, laugh at, smoke, pray to, kiss, and think about in the dark quiet of our rooms. Slowly, though. Not like jack-booted storm troopers. Not just yet. But with unrelenting creeping slowness as they impose their hypocritical moral values as shackles upon what's left of the free world. Slowly enough so that most don't notice, others don't care to notice, and others willingly offer up their hands and minds to the bondage of the individual spirit all in the name of some crap like "The Common Good". Look around you, Pal. Neo-Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies. And their grunt-labor red-necked henchmen -- all around you. Step out of the inner city and you'll find them everywhere. All looking at you like you're the poor fool who's going to Hell. Well, if it's up to them, you will! A Big-Ass Hell, right here on God's little ball of spit. A Hell that they've created for all of us. And where will they be? In their tunnels under the ground. Stocked with food, bibles, weapons, computers, generators, and instruments of torture more insidious than your worst shit-infested nightmares. All waitng for God's Armageddon, a concept some asshole dreamed up centuries ago just to keep us all constantly looking over our shoulders, a concept that they want more than anything to be the ones to put into reality. And who pays for all this? Not the slime-asses who'll be hiding down there when all the shit hits, but all those blue-hair dupes and lackeys, slaves to the blasphemies of the Church. (hell, any Church - pick one) Pinhead paranoids who truly believe that a penthouse suite in the hereafter can only be purchased by pledging their kids' inheritance to some fucking telethon. Fear, manipulation, government-funded ignorance, our addiction to authority, and our church-sponsored self-loathing have created a cancerous, festering black spot on our souls more insidious than any cum-shot or narcotic you could name right now. Just take a look at the population nestled in the chafe of the Bible Belt: The sunken chin. That vague 'Down's Syndrome' glare in the eyes. Is it any wonder that Christian Fundementalism is the religion of choice where genetic in-breeding is the norm? Who else could fall for such superstitious backwards bull-shit hocus pocus? And the boys at the top want it that way! Our Church leaders, our industry leaders, our elected officials... take a look at the paper: cover up, cover-up, cover-up. Every day! And we're only seeing one-tenth of one percent of what's really going on behind our asses. These corporate fascists are tired of covering up, and they're working tirelessly to create a world where they can pull their shit off openly, in front of us, around us, and on us; and he who dares speak up will either be killed outright or whisked off to some detainment center for experimentation. Right-wing fanatic Roman Catholic dictators laundering their cocaine cartel money by tithing it to the Vatican Bank! Our own CIA funding it's covert activities by selling cocaine hijacked from independent producers. No one's hands are clean. The top of the pyramid is covered with shit and blood. Their shit, and our blood. Litton Industries. They created the AIDS virus years ago in a government lab run by a former Nazi pardoned by George Bush's father when he was Senate majority leader back in the 40's. Yes! From the same U.S. Government that tested nuclear fallout and Agent Orange on its very own soldiers, and then said they couldn't sue. We killed John Wayne! Why did the entire cast and crew of The Conqueror die of cancer after working down-wind from a nuclear test site? Who fucked our brains with LSD and then replaced it with cheap killer heroin just when folks were starting to enjoy it? It's all over us and there's no escape, and it's all done in the name of GOD! Their GOD! The GOD of power. The GOD of Domination. The GOD of fascist enslavement! The GOD of Death! Are we so complacent that we sat there in front of our TV dinners while we let it all go so far? We are surrounded by Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies who know us to be the enemy. They want to turn us into lackey computer chips. Slaves to our Day Runners, our pagers, our car phones, our interest payments. To take every human variable out of being human so we can run faster and jump higher... for them! How'm I driving? If I'm not hustlin', call my boss. Report all suspicious behavior to the thought police... next we'll be having our social security numbers tatooed on our noses. The sum total of our achievements reduced to mason jars and urinalisis. No one escapes. No one is innocent by their rules, where freedom of thought and the sancity of the individual are crimes against the economy. This bull shit morality! This neo-Victorian soul enslaving puritanism, all done in the name of some guy with long hair who died nailed to a cross at 33. Jesus was a dissident!! He died for his ideas! He was a political prisoner! If I was his ol' man and I knew what would be coming down 2000 years later, I woulda drowned the fucker in the bathtub rather than let those self-righteous assholes destroy the planet IN HIS NAME!! Suck my dick, you pink-eared crew-cut mall zombies. I laugh at your yearbook picture you twerp geeks. And what about the Mormons? Why do we need caffeine free Coke? Because they fucking own the Coca Cola Company, Idiot! And take a look around the magazine stand at the Salt Lake City Airport. Why the fuck do you think you'll see Guns and Ammo but not Playboy? I'll tell you what's poor taste! I'll tell you what's pornographic! White supremacist soldiers of fortune ass wipes who'd rather have a gun in their face than a tit! That's pornographic! What's more of a sin against God? Sucking on a warm, soft, sensitive fleshy human orb that rolls the best of Mom, God, and your Lover all into the One, or sucking on a cold rod of blue steel that can blow your little pin-head all over the fucking wall? In fact, show me a tit that's killed someone, and I'll suck the damn thing myself. That's what I say... I say bring on the Killer Tits, you backwards conniving Mormon Assholes!!! What they do in God's name makes me wanna puke. Looking at me like I'm the freak because I don't wanna walk between their lines, and fill out their forms with their number two lead pencils. Slowly, as they replace us with polite, well-pressed computer chip clones of who we were with all the non-Christian parts taken out. Lobotomy by computer! Reducing whole entities to a series of zeroes and ones, and then taking out the ones that USA Today says we don't need. And then bio-engineering us to die of cancer just as we approach retirement age, or die of AIDS, which is what they would prefer if we should happen to swing 'that way'. Satan, it's your world all right. Run by lawyers and accountants, the courts and the military. And of course The Church. Jesus Fuck You on all the churches. Little Maloes that slipped over our heads and turned into collars that you hold the leashes to. While opportunistic real-estate trash sell our planet out from under us. Yes, Satan. I am your slave. I am yours. You own the rights to me until I die. But I am your unwilling slave. I will not go quietly, whilst I silently spit unseen bits of mucous onto your lemon mousse which I serve to you on my knees. Yes, I know that each day, more and more of my life is yours. Through religion, legislation, taxation, coersion, and corporate manipulation, you are turning this world into your Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombie playground. I have no escape but death, where I will wait to see you in Hell, where MY God, the true God of love will raise me up to his Kingdom, where we will stand together as one and piss on your fucking head! Se la! An' ay-man!!
the adults. TGRR seems more like a kid throwing a tantrum right about now. Maybe the selective breeding initiative should have been started with his parents. I didn't know they had the internet in rest homes.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:19:46 AM
the adults.   TGRR seems more like a kid throwing a tantrum right about now.  Maybe the selective breeding initiative should have been started with his parents.  I didn't know they had the internet in rest homes.
Har har!
All right, listen up all you goddamn liberals and free-thinkers, cause I'm only gonna say this once, & I'll probably be dead before I have a chance to say it again. And don't call me paranoid, cause I'm not. Every fucking word of this is true, and once you finally believe it, you'll just as soon shoot the next counter-clerk for asking if you really give a shit whether you get paper or plastic. The goddamn Religious Right is all over us, slowly infiltrating our major corporations, our religions, our hotel chains, fast food outlets, data processing plants, local & regional governments, publishing houses, entertainment conglomerates, our press and media - you name it. Slowly litigating into our beings what it's OK to eat, drink, talk about, laugh at, smoke, pray to, kiss, and think about in the dark quiet of our rooms. Slowly, though. Not like jack-booted storm troopers. Not just yet. But with unrelenting creeping slowness as they impose their hypocritical moral values as shackles upon what's left of the free world. Slowly enough so that most don't notice, others don't care to notice, and others willingly offer up their hands and minds to the bondage of the individual spirit all in the name of some crap like "The Common Good". Look around you, Pal. Neo-Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies. And their grunt-labor red-necked henchmen -- all around you. Step out of the inner city and you'll find them everywhere. All looking at you like you're the poor fool who's going to Hell. Well, if it's up to them, you will! A Big-Ass Hell, right here on God's little ball of spit. A Hell that they've created for all of us. And where will they be? In their tunnels under the ground. Stocked with food, bibles, weapons, computers, generators, and instruments of torture more insidious than your worst shit-infested nightmares. All waitng for God's Armageddon, a concept some asshole dreamed up centuries ago just to keep us all constantly looking over our shoulders, a concept that they want more than anything to be the ones to put into reality. And who pays for all this? Not the slime-asses who'll be hiding down there when all the shit hits, but all those blue-hair dupes and lackeys, slaves to the blasphemies of the Church. (hell, any Church - pick one) Pinhead paranoids who truly believe that a penthouse suite in the hereafter can only be purchased by pledging their kids' inheritance to some fucking telethon. Fear, manipulation, government-funded ignorance, our addiction to authority, and our church-sponsored self-loathing have created a cancerous, festering black spot on our souls more insidious than any cum-shot or narcotic you could name right now. Just take a look at the population nestled in the chafe of the Bible Belt: The sunken chin. That vague 'Down's Syndrome' glare in the eyes. Is it any wonder that Christian Fundementalism is the religion of choice where genetic in-breeding is the norm? Who else could fall for such superstitious backwards bull-shit hocus pocus? And the boys at the top want it that way! Our Church leaders, our industry leaders, our elected officials... take a look at the paper: cover up, cover-up, cover-up. Every day! And we're only seeing one-tenth of one percent of what's really going on behind our asses. These corporate fascists are tired of covering up, and they're working tirelessly to create a world where they can pull their shit off openly, in front of us, around us, and on us; and he who dares speak up will either be killed outright or whisked off to some detainment center for experimentation. Right-wing fanatic Roman Catholic dictators laundering their cocaine cartel money by tithing it to the Vatican Bank! Our own CIA funding it's covert activities by selling cocaine hijacked from independent producers. No one's hands are clean. The top of the pyramid is covered with shit and blood. Their shit, and our blood. Litton Industries. They created the AIDS virus years ago in a government lab run by a former Nazi pardoned by George Bush's father when he was Senate majority leader back in the 40's. Yes! From the same U.S. Government that tested nuclear fallout and Agent Orange on its very own soldiers, and then said they couldn't sue. We killed John Wayne! Why did the entire cast and crew of The Conqueror die of cancer after working down-wind from a nuclear test site? Who fucked our brains with LSD and then replaced it with cheap killer heroin just when folks were starting to enjoy it? It's all over us and there's no escape, and it's all done in the name of GOD! Their GOD! The GOD of power. The GOD of Domination. The GOD of fascist enslavement! The GOD of Death! Are we so complacent that we sat there in front of our TV dinners while we let it all go so far? We are surrounded by Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies who know us to be the enemy. They want to turn us into lackey computer chips. Slaves to our Day Runners, our pagers, our car phones, our interest payments. To take every human variable out of being human so we can run faster and jump higher... for them! How'm I driving? If I'm not hustlin', call my boss. Report all suspicious behavior to the thought police... next we'll be having our social security numbers tatooed on our noses. The sum total of our achievements reduced to mason jars and urinalisis. No one escapes. No one is innocent by their rules, where freedom of thought and the sancity of the individual are crimes against the economy. This bull shit morality! This neo-Victorian soul enslaving puritanism, all done in the name of some guy with long hair who died nailed to a cross at 33. Jesus was a dissident!! He died for his ideas! He was a political prisoner! If I was his ol' man and I knew what would be coming down 2000 years later, I woulda drowned the fucker in the bathtub rather than let those self-righteous assholes destroy the planet IN HIS NAME!! Suck my dick, you pink-eared crew-cut mall zombies. I laugh at your yearbook picture you twerp geeks. And what about the Mormons? Why do we need caffeine free Coke? Because they fucking own the Coca Cola Company, Idiot! And take a look around the magazine stand at the Salt Lake City Airport. Why the fuck do you think you'll see Guns and Ammo but not Playboy? I'll tell you what's poor taste! I'll tell you what's pornographic! White supremacist soldiers of fortune ass wipes who'd rather have a gun in their face than a tit! That's pornographic! What's more of a sin against God? Sucking on a warm, soft, sensitive fleshy human orb that rolls the best of Mom, God, and your Lover all into the One, or sucking on a cold rod of blue steel that can blow your little pin-head all over the fucking wall? In fact, show me a tit that's killed someone, and I'll suck the damn thing myself. That's what I say... I say bring on the Killer Tits, you backwards conniving Mormon Assholes!!! What they do in God's name makes me wanna puke. Looking at me like I'm the freak because I don't wanna walk between their lines, and fill out their forms with their number two lead pencils. Slowly, as they replace us with polite, well-pressed computer chip clones of who we were with all the non-Christian parts taken out. Lobotomy by computer! Reducing whole entities to a series of zeroes and ones, and then taking out the ones that USA Today says we don't need. And then bio-engineering us to die of cancer just as we approach retirement age, or die of AIDS, which is what they would prefer if we should happen to swing 'that way'. Satan, it's your world all right. Run by lawyers and accountants, the courts and the military. And of course The Church. Jesus Fuck You on all the churches. Little Maloes that slipped over our heads and turned into collars that you hold the leashes to. While opportunistic real-estate trash sell our planet out from under us. Yes, Satan. I am your slave. I am yours. You own the rights to me until I die. But I am your unwilling slave. I will not go quietly, whilst I silently spit unseen bits of mucous onto your lemon mousse which I serve to you on my knees. Yes, I know that each day, more and more of my life is yours. Through religion, legislation, taxation, coersion, and corporate manipulation, you are turning this world into your Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombie playground. I have no escape but death, where I will wait to see you in Hell, where MY God, the true God of love will raise me up to his Kingdom, where we will stand together as one and piss on your fucking head! Se la! An' ay-man!!
All right, listen up all you goddamn liberals and free-thinkers, cause I'm only gonna say this once, & I'll probably be dead before I have a chance to say it again. And don't call me paranoid, cause I'm not. Every fucking word of this is true, and once you finally believe it, you'll just as soon shoot the next counter-clerk for asking if you really give a shit whether you get paper or plastic. The goddamn Religious Right is all over us, slowly infiltrating our major corporations, our religions, our hotel chains, fast food outlets, data processing plants, local & regional governments, publishing houses, entertainment conglomerates, our press and media - you name it. Slowly litigating into our beings what it's OK to eat, drink, talk about, laugh at, smoke, pray to, kiss, and think about in the dark quiet of our rooms. Slowly, though. Not like jack-booted storm troopers. Not just yet. But with unrelenting creeping slowness as they impose their hypocritical moral values as shackles upon what's left of the free world. Slowly enough so that most don't notice, others don't care to notice, and others willingly offer up their hands and minds to the bondage of the individual spirit all in the name of some crap like "The Common Good". Look around you, Pal. Neo-Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies. And their grunt-labor red-necked henchmen -- all around you. Step out of the inner city and you'll find them everywhere. All looking at you like you're the poor fool who's going to Hell. Well, if it's up to them, you will! A Big-Ass Hell, right here on God's little ball of spit. A Hell that they've created for all of us. And where will they be? In their tunnels under the ground. Stocked with food, bibles, weapons, computers, generators, and instruments of torture more insidious than your worst shit-infested nightmares. All waitng for God's Armageddon, a concept some asshole dreamed up centuries ago just to keep us all constantly looking over our shoulders, a concept that they want more than anything to be the ones to put into reality. And who pays for all this? Not the slime-asses who'll be hiding down there when all the shit hits, but all those blue-hair dupes and lackeys, slaves to the blasphemies of the Church. (hell, any Church - pick one) Pinhead paranoids who truly believe that a penthouse suite in the hereafter can only be purchased by pledging their kids' inheritance to some fucking telethon. Fear, manipulation, government-funded ignorance, our addiction to authority, and our church-sponsored self-loathing have created a cancerous, festering black spot on our souls more insidious than any cum-shot or narcotic you could name right now. Just take a look at the population nestled in the chafe of the Bible Belt: The sunken chin. That vague 'Down's Syndrome' glare in the eyes. Is it any wonder that Christian Fundementalism is the religion of choice where genetic in-breeding is the norm? Who else could fall for such superstitious backwards bull-shit hocus pocus? And the boys at the top want it that way! Our Church leaders, our industry leaders, our elected officials... take a look at the paper: cover up, cover-up, cover-up. Every day! And we're only seeing one-tenth of one percent of what's really going on behind our asses. These corporate fascists are tired of covering up, and they're working tirelessly to create a world where they can pull their shit off openly, in front of us, around us, and on us; and he who dares speak up will either be killed outright or whisked off to some detainment center for experimentation. Right-wing fanatic Roman Catholic dictators laundering their cocaine cartel money by tithing it to the Vatican Bank! Our own CIA funding it's covert activities by selling cocaine hijacked from independent producers. No one's hands are clean. The top of the pyramid is covered with shit and blood. Their shit, and our blood. Litton Industries. They created the AIDS virus years ago in a government lab run by a former Nazi pardoned by George Bush's father when he was Senate majority leader back in the 40's. Yes! From the same U.S. Government that tested nuclear fallout and Agent Orange on its very own soldiers, and then said they couldn't sue. We killed John Wayne! Why did the entire cast and crew of The Conqueror die of cancer after working down-wind from a nuclear test site? Who fucked our brains with LSD and then replaced it with cheap killer heroin just when folks were starting to enjoy it? It's all over us and there's no escape, and it's all done in the name of GOD! Their GOD! The GOD of power. The GOD of Domination. The GOD of fascist enslavement! The GOD of Death! Are we so complacent that we sat there in front of our TV dinners while we let it all go so far? We are surrounded by Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies who know us to be the enemy. They want to turn us into lackey computer chips. Slaves to our Day Runners, our pagers, our car phones, our interest payments. To take every human variable out of being human so we can run faster and jump higher... for them! How'm I driving? If I'm not hustlin', call my boss. Report all suspicious behavior to the thought police... next we'll be having our social security numbers tatooed on our noses. The sum total of our achievements reduced to mason jars and urinalisis. No one escapes. No one is innocent by their rules, where freedom of thought and the sancity of the individual are crimes against the economy. This bull shit morality! This neo-Victorian soul enslaving puritanism, all done in the name of some guy with long hair who died nailed to a cross at 33. Jesus was a dissident!! He died for his ideas! He was a political prisoner! If I was his ol' man and I knew what would be coming down 2000 years later, I woulda drowned the fucker in the bathtub rather than let those self-righteous assholes destroy the planet IN HIS NAME!! Suck my dick, you pink-eared crew-cut mall zombies. I laugh at your yearbook picture you twerp geeks. And what about the Mormons? Why do we need caffeine free Coke? Because they fucking own the Coca Cola Company, Idiot! And take a look around the magazine stand at the Salt Lake City Airport. Why the fuck do you think you'll see Guns and Ammo but not Playboy? I'll tell you what's poor taste! I'll tell you what's pornographic! White supremacist soldiers of fortune ass wipes who'd rather have a gun in their face than a tit! That's pornographic! What's more of a sin against God? Sucking on a warm, soft, sensitive fleshy human orb that rolls the best of Mom, God, and your Lover all into the One, or sucking on a cold rod of blue steel that can blow your little pin-head all over the fucking wall? In fact, show me a tit that's killed someone, and I'll suck the damn thing myself. That's what I say... I say bring on the Killer Tits, you backwards conniving Mormon Assholes!!! What they do in God's name makes me wanna puke. Looking at me like I'm the freak because I don't wanna walk between their lines, and fill out their forms with their number two lead pencils. Slowly, as they replace us with polite, well-pressed computer chip clones of who we were with all the non-Christian parts taken out. Lobotomy by computer! Reducing whole entities to a series of zeroes and ones, and then taking out the ones that USA Today says we don't need. And then bio-engineering us to die of cancer just as we approach retirement age, or die of AIDS, which is what they would prefer if we should happen to swing 'that way'. Satan, it's your world all right. Run by lawyers and accountants, the courts and the military. And of course The Church. Jesus Fuck You on all the churches. Little Maloes that slipped over our heads and turned into collars that you hold the leashes to. While opportunistic real-estate trash sell our planet out from under us. Yes, Satan. I am your slave. I am yours. You own the rights to me until I die. But I am your unwilling slave. I will not go quietly, whilst I silently spit unseen bits of mucous onto your lemon mousse which I serve to you on my knees. Yes, I know that each day, more and more of my life is yours. Through religion, legislation, taxation, coersion, and corporate manipulation, you are turning this world into your Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombie playground. I have no escape but death, where I will wait to see you in Hell, where MY God, the true God of love will raise me up to his Kingdom, where we will stand together as one and piss on your fucking head! Se la! An' ay-man!!
All right, listen up all you goddamn liberals and free-thinkers, cause I'm only gonna say this once, & I'll probably be dead before I have a chance to say it again. And don't call me paranoid, cause I'm not. Every fucking word of this is true, and once you finally believe it, you'll just as soon shoot the next counter-clerk for asking if you really give a shit whether you get paper or plastic. The goddamn Religious Right is all over us, slowly infiltrating our major corporations, our religions, our hotel chains, fast food outlets, data processing plants, local & regional governments, publishing houses, entertainment conglomerates, our press and media - you name it. Slowly litigating into our beings what it's OK to eat, drink, talk about, laugh at, smoke, pray to, kiss, and think about in the dark quiet of our rooms. Slowly, though. Not like jack-booted storm troopers. Not just yet. But with unrelenting creeping slowness as they impose their hypocritical moral values as shackles upon what's left of the free world. Slowly enough so that most don't notice, others don't care to notice, and others willingly offer up their hands and minds to the bondage of the individual spirit all in the name of some crap like "The Common Good". Look around you, Pal. Neo-Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies. And their grunt-labor red-necked henchmen -- all around you. Step out of the inner city and you'll find them everywhere. All looking at you like you're the poor fool who's going to Hell. Well, if it's up to them, you will! A Big-Ass Hell, right here on God's little ball of spit. A Hell that they've created for all of us. And where will they be? In their tunnels under the ground. Stocked with food, bibles, weapons, computers, generators, and instruments of torture more insidious than your worst shit-infested nightmares. All waitng for God's Armageddon, a concept some asshole dreamed up centuries ago just to keep us all constantly looking over our shoulders, a concept that they want more than anything to be the ones to put into reality. And who pays for all this? Not the slime-asses who'll be hiding down there when all the shit hits, but all those blue-hair dupes and lackeys, slaves to the blasphemies of the Church. (hell, any Church - pick one) Pinhead paranoids who truly believe that a penthouse suite in the hereafter can only be purchased by pledging their kids' inheritance to some fucking telethon. Fear, manipulation, government-funded ignorance, our addiction to authority, and our church-sponsored self-loathing have created a cancerous, festering black spot on our souls more insidious than any cum-shot or narcotic you could name right now. Just take a look at the population nestled in the chafe of the Bible Belt: The sunken chin. That vague 'Down's Syndrome' glare in the eyes. Is it any wonder that Christian Fundementalism is the religion of choice where genetic in-breeding is the norm? Who else could fall for such superstitious backwards bull-shit hocus pocus? And the boys at the top want it that way! Our Church leaders, our industry leaders, our elected officials... take a look at the paper: cover up, cover-up, cover-up. Every day! And we're only seeing one-tenth of one percent of what's really going on behind our asses. These corporate fascists are tired of covering up, and they're working tirelessly to create a world where they can pull their shit off openly, in front of us, around us, and on us; and he who dares speak up will either be killed outright or whisked off to some detainment center for experimentation. Right-wing fanatic Roman Catholic dictators laundering their cocaine cartel money by tithing it to the Vatican Bank! Our own CIA funding it's covert activities by selling cocaine hijacked from independent producers. No one's hands are clean. The top of the pyramid is covered with shit and blood. Their shit, and our blood. Litton Industries. They created the AIDS virus years ago in a government lab run by a former Nazi pardoned by George Bush's father when he was Senate majority leader back in the 40's. Yes! From the same U.S. Government that tested nuclear fallout and Agent Orange on its very own soldiers, and then said they couldn't sue. We killed John Wayne! Why did the entire cast and crew of The Conqueror die of cancer after working down-wind from a nuclear test site? Who fucked our brains with LSD and then replaced it with cheap killer heroin just when folks were starting to enjoy it? It's all over us and there's no escape, and it's all done in the name of GOD! Their GOD! The GOD of power. The GOD of Domination. The GOD of fascist enslavement! The GOD of Death! Are we so complacent that we sat there in front of our TV dinners while we let it all go so far? We are surrounded by Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombies who know us to be the enemy. They want to turn us into lackey computer chips. Slaves to our Day Runners, our pagers, our car phones, our interest payments. To take every human variable out of being human so we can run faster and jump higher... for them! How'm I driving? If I'm not hustlin', call my boss. Report all suspicious behavior to the thought police... next we'll be having our social security numbers tatooed on our noses. The sum total of our achievements reduced to mason jars and urinalisis. No one escapes. No one is innocent by their rules, where freedom of thought and the sancity of the individual are crimes against the economy. This bull shit morality! This neo-Victorian soul enslaving puritanism, all done in the name of some guy with long hair who died nailed to a cross at 33. Jesus was a dissident!! He died for his ideas! He was a political prisoner! If I was his ol' man and I knew what would be coming down 2000 years later, I woulda drowned the fucker in the bathtub rather than let those self-righteous assholes destroy the planet IN HIS NAME!! Suck my dick, you pink-eared crew-cut mall zombies. I laugh at your yearbook picture you twerp geeks. And what about the Mormons? Why do we need caffeine free Coke? Because they fucking own the Coca Cola Company, Idiot! And take a look around the magazine stand at the Salt Lake City Airport. Why the fuck do you think you'll see Guns and Ammo but not Playboy? I'll tell you what's poor taste! I'll tell you what's pornographic! White supremacist soldiers of fortune ass wipes who'd rather have a gun in their face than a tit! That's pornographic! What's more of a sin against God? Sucking on a warm, soft, sensitive fleshy human orb that rolls the best of Mom, God, and your Lover all into the One, or sucking on a cold rod of blue steel that can blow your little pin-head all over the fucking wall? In fact, show me a tit that's killed someone, and I'll suck the damn thing myself. That's what I say... I say bring on the Killer Tits, you backwards conniving Mormon Assholes!!! What they do in God's name makes me wanna puke. Looking at me like I'm the freak because I don't wanna walk between their lines, and fill out their forms with their number two lead pencils. Slowly, as they replace us with polite, well-pressed computer chip clones of who we were with all the non-Christian parts taken out. Lobotomy by computer! Reducing whole entities to a series of zeroes and ones, and then taking out the ones that USA Today says we don't need. And then bio-engineering us to die of cancer just as we approach retirement age, or die of AIDS, which is what they would prefer if we should happen to swing 'that way'. Satan, it's your world all right. Run by lawyers and accountants, the courts and the military. And of course The Church. Jesus Fuck You on all the churches. Little Maloes that slipped over our heads and turned into collars that you hold the leashes to. While opportunistic real-estate trash sell our planet out from under us. Yes, Satan. I am your slave. I am yours. You own the rights to me until I die. But I am your unwilling slave. I will not go quietly, whilst I silently spit unseen bits of mucous onto your lemon mousse which I serve to you on my knees. Yes, I know that each day, more and more of my life is yours. Through religion, legislation, taxation, coersion, and corporate manipulation, you are turning this world into your Nazi Ken-Doll Mall Zombie playground. I have no escape but death, where I will wait to see you in Hell, where MY God, the true God of love will raise me up to his Kingdom, where we will stand together as one and piss on your fucking head! Se la! An' ay-man!!
Time to change up the spam...
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
its about time, I'd already finished reading the last one.
There's no real point in trying to insult Tigger; your mere existence has already done enough damage.
I harbor no personal ill will against you, bhode, it's just that you're saying a lot of shit that A) exhibits muddy thinking and B) we've all seen before many, many times (anarchy  :lulz: ).  There are any number of places on the internet that would be willing to accept your shitty ramblings but this is not one of them.  You have to be able to argue well to get along with us and you haven't yet displayed that ability.  Hell, even Cow Ass did a better job of defending himself.  So yes, you are going to get "picked on" until you say something worthwhile.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 10:25:51 AM
There's no real point in trying to insult Tigger; your mere existence has already done enough damage.
I harbor no personal ill will against you, bhode, it's just that you're saying a lot of shit that A) exhibits muddy thinking and B) we've all seen before many, many times (anarchy  :lulz: ).  There are any number of places on the internet that would be willing to accept your shitty ramblings but this is not one of them.  You have to be able to argue well to get along with us and you haven't yet displayed that ability.  Hell, even Cow Ass did a better job of defending himself.  So yes, you are going to get "picked on" until you say something worthwhile.
1. 169% TROOF. I've been insulted by
professionals.
2. He'll get picked on then, too.
TGRR,
There is some shit I will not eat, and having my tagline attached to this rancid piece of drivel is one example.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:25:45 AM
its about time, I'd already finished reading the last one.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
It's now that I smugly point out that I've stolen "or kill me" with no consequences whatsoever.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 10:28:33 AM
It's now that I smugly point out that I've stolen "or kill me" with no consequences whatsoever. 
Well, that's because you don't post tripe.
Well I actually learned when to keep my mouth shut instead of spewing my teen angst where other people could see it.
Well, it's high time I gobbled some pain pills and floated off for the night.
Be sure to post lots of stuff for me to poop on tomorrow, Bhode.
TGRR,
Has weeks of convalescence ahead of him, and nothing to do but shit on you.
I realize I have not had the same experience as everyone else, but I wonder what could be more important than making sure we don't waste the planet? And what's wrong with anarchy, it worked before? I've seen many problems with our current system, and working within it to affect change seems impossible, which leaves scrapping the whole mess and starting over. Yes, personal freedoms are being impinged by the panopticon. Yes, they really are all out to get you. But if the planet dies, there'll be no one left to get. Neh?
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:38:39 AM
I realize I have not had the same experience as everyone else, but I wonder what could be more important than making sure we don't waste the planet?  And what's wrong with anarchy, it worked before?  I've seen many problems with our current system, and working within it to affect change seems impossible, which leaves scrapping the whole mess and starting over.  Yes, personal freedoms are being impinged by the panopticon.  Yes, they really are all out to get you.  But if the planet dies, there'll be no one left to get.  Neh?
I lied. Still here.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
Ah, a fresh new page to crap on...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 10:27:41 AM
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
I'm glad to see the art of the brag hasn't died with the old west. I thought it was gone, never to be resurrected.
Learn somethin new every day.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:44:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 10:27:41 AM
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
I'm glad to see the art of the brag hasn't died with the old west.  I thought it was gone, never to be resurrected. 
Learn somethin new every day.
That's old as hell, dude...you think I'd waste something original on YOU? :lol:
Anyway...
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 10:45:27 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:44:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 10:27:41 AM
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
I'm glad to see the art of the brag hasn't died with the old west. I thought it was gone, never to be resurrected.
Learn somethin new every day.
That's old as hell, dude...you think I'd waste something original on YOU? :lol:
Anyway...
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
Yer speshul.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:46:37 AM
Yer speshul.
Thanks.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
They can feed a third world country for a month on the pus from my zits! Andrea Dworkin stood in line to beg to give me a rim-job! I'm cable ready! I have creative licence to kill! I invented the simulcast and fed the networks three separate angles of the crack of my ass! The stars are naught but cumwads shaken against the sky that I didn't bother to lick from my palms! My navel is a MIDI port! I sold my mother into slavery! I circumcised my father and ate the sleeve! I piss in phonebooths while making collect calls! I cooked the bloody rag of the Virgin Mary into an omlette and served it to the Apostles. God is my co-pilot and we're flyin' straight for the moist nether region of Amelia Erhart!! I give assholes to inanimate objects just for the pleasure of sodomizing them! I was the first man to get AIDS from an African Green Monkey and laugh it out of my system! I tought G. Gordon Liddy how to lie! I am wanted in 51 states of conciousness! I have an autographed copy of the Bible! I dropped acid with Buddah and had to talk him down! I shoot meter maids! I gave the President skin cancer. I taught Nancy all she knows about Anorexia. I just say YES! Brooke Shields turned tricks to finance my way through college! Fuck me if you can't take a joke! I fuck myself so good I tip myself for a hand-job! I drive the cars of dead relatives! I am a lesbian in a man's body!
I get drunk and shoot cum into my third eye! I am the cause of spontanious combustion! I may be white and bright but I have a black dick! I sing the blues! I can clean a whole cat box without having to take a breath! I'm a rum runner, and a gun runner, and a gum chewer! I am the fifth dentist! God tests his material on me before taking it to the stage! I sold the trademark on hell for coke money! I am the eye of the hurricane! My Grandmother taught me how to French Kiss! I am the one who never leaves a message on your answering machine! I say Fuck the Dogma! I say kill the High Priests! I say "Bob" helps those who kills themselves! J. Edgar Hoover thought he was the Anti-Christ. Look at the Name: J. Edgar Hoover....
J E Hoover.... Jehoover.... The head of the conspiracy that dare not speak his Own Name!!! I say fuck the false Prophets! I only want true Profits! And if you won't I'll fuck them myself! Praise "Bob!" I'll kill myself before I see this become just another article in People Magazine, and I'll kill you right after that just to show you I was'nt fooling! I am a party animal! My ancestors brought the first keg to the Donner Party! Fucked being a vegetarian just to stay alive....
Praise "Bob," It's great to be a SubGenius.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:38:39 AM
I realize I have not had the same experience as everyone else, but I wonder what could be more important than making sure we don't waste the planet?  And what's wrong with anarchy, it worked before?  I've seen many problems with our current system, and working within it to affect change seems impossible, which leaves scrapping the whole mess and starting over.  Yes, personal freedoms are being impinged by the panopticon.  Yes, they really are all out to get you.  But if the planet dies, there'll be no one left to get.  Neh?
Okay, I'm going to take this down point by point.
First of all, you actually made me laugh out loud.  That's quite the accomplishment and you should definitely be ashamed of yourself.
1.  
There is no such thing as anarchy.  Get it through your head.  Humans are self-organizing, whether it's the strong lording over the weak or utopian democracy or religion or family structure.  Once you have more than one human, you cannot have anarchy.
2.  How exactly is scrapping everything supposed to work?  You'd have to brainwash everyone to forget the entire history of human culture in order to "start out fresh".  Har har.
3.  If the planet dies nobody's going to give a shit because
we'd all be dead.  And doing start on about all the innocent animals while at the same time talking on and on about natural selection.  If we fuck up, oops, I guess this solar system just wasn't good enough.  Plenty of others out there anyway.
4.  "Neh?"  Fucking japanofag.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 10:50:37 AM
4.  "Neh?"  Fucking japanofag.
Oh, this opens up whole new realms of hilarity...:lol:
TGRR,
Hopes he keeps his pedo tentacle pr0n to himself, though.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 10:50:37 AM
1.  There is no such thing as anarchy.  Get it through your head.  Humans are self-organizing, whether it's the strong lording over the weak or utopian democracy or religion or family structure.  Once you have more than one human, you cannot have anarchy.
But...but...that means he watched "V for Vendetta" for NOTHING! :cry:
Okay, as a species, our only goal should be to survive. The only way to ensure that is to not fuck up the planet. Basic biology.
No such thing as anarchy? I'll have to look into that, thanks for the tip.
Scrapping everything would be done by a disease or man made destruction that would wipe out the vast majority of the human population.
I took Neh from the Ender's Game book, surprised you haven't read it.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:55:15 AM
I took Neh from the Ender's Game book, surprised you haven't read it.
Har har! And the little uber-libtard gets his ideas from a right wingnut Bush-fan SF author (who barely writes better than he does).
:lol:
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:55:15 AM
Okay, as a species, our only goal should be to survive. The only way to ensure that is to not fuck up the planet. Basic biology.
Thats not biology, thats ecology.
good call, I stand corrected
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:55:15 AM
Okay, as a species, our only goal should be to survive.  The only way to ensure that is to not fuck up the planet.  Basic biology.
No such thing as anarchy?  I'll have to look into that, thanks for the tip.
Scrapping everything would be done by a disease or man made destruction that would wipe out the vast majority of the human population.
I took Neh from the Ender's Game book, surprised you haven't read it.
1.  Sure, now go herd the cats.
2.  There's plenty about it right here on this website.  If you'd spent more time lurking instead of shitting up threads you wouldn't be in this little mess.
3.  Yeah, and we'd be
so much better off.  Everyone getting back to their roots of starving to death in mud and squalor!
4.  That's really not any better, you know.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 10:58:46 AM
4.  That's really not any better, you know.
Not as funny as shitheads that say "grok" instead of "understand", but close.
I read Card when I was twelve, so sue me.
I read Heinlein when I was eighteen.
Give me a few titles to put on my list, then maybe I'll care what your opinions of my literary education are.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 10:59:38 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 10:58:46 AM
4.  That's really not any better, you know.
Not as funny as shitheads that say "grok" instead of "understand", but close.
OMG stop crowding my pineal gland!
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 11:01:48 AM
I read Card when I was twelve, so sue me.
I read Heinlein when I was eighteen.
Give me a few titles to put on my list, then maybe I'll care what your opinions of my literary education are.
Your tastes got worse as you got older.
Typical.
what happened to the spam?
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 11:03:53 AM
what happened to the spam?
Shut the fuck up, shithead. You'll get spam whenever and wherever *I* decide you get it.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 11:01:48 AM
I read Card when I was twelve, so sue me.
I read Heinlein when I was eighteen.
Give me a few titles to put on my list, then maybe I'll care what your opinions of my literary education are.
It's not what you read, it's what you go around quoting like a twee lil fairy.
and I've not referenced any of the standard jokes since I've been here. So find something else to make fun of, you're starting to bore me.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 11:05:15 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 11:01:48 AM
I read Card when I was twelve, so sue me.
I read Heinlein when I was eighteen.
Give me a few titles to put on my list, then maybe I'll care what your opinions of my literary education are.
It's not what you read, it's what you go around quoting like a twee lil fairy.
Well, the fact that he goes around putting words from bad Sci-Fi novels into his speech explains the incredibly shitty content he spouts.
Just saying.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 11:05:44 AM
and I've not referenced any of the standard jokes since I've been here.  So find something else to make fun of, you're starting to bore me.
Like I give a fuck. :lol:
I'm not here to entertain you, shithead. I'm here to fuck your threads up.
It's still slightly better than inserting random Japanese words in because anime is sooo cool!! Gotta give him a little credit.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 11:08:40 AM
It's still slightly better than inserting random Japanese words in because anime is sooo cool!!  Gotta give him a little credit.
No I don't.
Hey I'm in a good mood. In six hours I get on a plane and escape all this shit.
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on December 24, 2006, 11:12:10 AM
Hey I'm in a good mood.  In six hours I get on a plane and escape all this shit.
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Poke. Poke.
Anarchy is not the solution. Anarchy is not the problem. Anarchy is the rule. This IS anarchy. The current democrareligiosocialorder bullshit is what happens when there's anarchy. Anarchy is chaos and chaos is how the universe works. Natural law is the strongest pwn. Humans are the strongest. Even the birth defected, brain damaged quadraplegic stroke victim is fitter than a whole herd of lions because he has the human race behind him and we have all the guns. We can do whatever the fuck we want to this planet or any species on it, not because we have the right but because nothing has the right to stop us. The law of karma is not policed.
I can't hate this dude cos I like to post shit off the top of my head in the hope that it'll get torn to shreds just as much as the next guy but that's okay cos TGRR has got it covered. :-D
Bhode handles the flaming well
barely lost composure
not bad
Quote from: LHX on December 24, 2006, 04:15:56 PM
Bhode handles the flaming well
barely lost composure
not bad
Hell yeah. I daresay I'd actually like this kid if I wasn't terrified TGRR would nuke me for it. Peer pressure FTW.
i will take the un-defensable position and throw some support behind Bhode
especially compared to the other n00b incident we had this week
Quote from: SillyCybin on December 24, 2006, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: LHX on December 24, 2006, 04:15:56 PM
Bhode handles the flaming well
barely lost composure
not bad
Hell yeah. I daresay I'd actually like this kid if I wasn't terrified TGRR would nuke me for it. Peer pressure FTW.
Like whomever you want. I won't nuke anyone for liking a whiny little hippie (might laugh at you, though). Whattaya think this is? Communism?
:lol:
Quote from: LHX on December 24, 2006, 05:32:57 PM
i will take the un-defensable position and throw some support behind Bhode
especially compared to the other n00b incident we had this week
Well then, don't delay. Stake out your cave NOW, to avoid the rush...or better yet, kill yourself immediately, so you stop harming this poor widdle pwanet.
:lol:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 07:59:41 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on December 24, 2006, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: LHX on December 24, 2006, 04:15:56 PM
Bhode handles the flaming well
barely lost composure
not bad
Hell yeah. I daresay I'd actually like this kid if I wasn't terrified TGRR would nuke me for it. Peer pressure FTW.
Like whomever you want. I won't nuke anyone for liking a whiny little hippie (might laugh at you, though). Whattaya think this is? Communism?
:lol:
But it's the riducule I can't bear. I just wanna fit in oh so bad. Please Rog, please, take care of my thinking for me. All I really crave is acceptance. (well that and Cameron Diaz with a strapon)
Quote from: SillyCybin on December 24, 2006, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 07:59:41 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on December 24, 2006, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: LHX on December 24, 2006, 04:15:56 PM
Bhode handles the flaming well
barely lost composure
not bad
Hell yeah. I daresay I'd actually like this kid if I wasn't terrified TGRR would nuke me for it. Peer pressure FTW.
Like whomever you want.  I won't nuke anyone for liking a whiny little hippie (might laugh at you, though).  Whattaya think this is?  Communism?
:lol:
But it's the riducule I can't bear. I just wanna fit in oh so bad. Please Rog, please, take care of my thinking for me. All I really crave is acceptance. (well that and Cameron Diaz with a strapon)
I'm afraid you have the wrong religion for that.
Here, try these guys: http://christianity.com
They'll tell you what to think.
Quote from: LHX on December 24, 2006, 05:32:57 PM
i will take the un-defensable position and throw some support behind Bhode
especially compared to the other n00b incident we had this week
That's fine by me.
Don't come crying when he steals from you, though.
Speaking of crying, it seems to me that TGRR is doing most of the infantile whining.
Just sayin'
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 09:17:37 PM
Speaking of crying, it seems to me that TGRR is doing most of the infantile whining.
Just sayin'
Your opinion is being given all the consideration that it is due, hippie.
TGRR,
Thinks you should stick to copying other people.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 09:09:35 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 06:04:45 AM
My biggest problem is with the idea that humanity is somehow more important than the rest of the world, that we have the right to fuck stuff up, simply because the rest of the organisms on the planet haven't revolted yet.  People are animals.  We are no more special than any other organism.  We have no more right to live than anything else, yet our predominant cultures are taking whatever steps possible to eliminate Natural Selection from the equation because other people dying "Feels bad." 
Or kill me.
1.  Opposable thumbs, Baby...top of the food chain.  That's all the justification we need.
2.   :roll:
This thread isn't about this anymore but I second that... we win.
Monkey and dolphins would do the same thing if they were in our position.
It's not about our "right" to live (rights are an illusion), we do what we do because we can.
Don't want to pollute? Then don't. Want to stop me? Try it.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 24, 2006, 09:25:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 09:09:35 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 06:04:45 AM
My biggest problem is with the idea that humanity is somehow more important than the rest of the world, that we have the right to fuck stuff up, simply because the rest of the organisms on the planet haven't revolted yet.  People are animals.  We are no more special than any other organism.  We have no more right to live than anything else, yet our predominant cultures are taking whatever steps possible to eliminate Natural Selection from the equation because other people dying "Feels bad." 
Or kill me.
1.  Opposable thumbs, Baby...top of the food chain.  That's all the justification we need.
2.   :roll:
This thread isn't about this anymore but I second that... we win.
Monkey and dolphins would do the same thing if they were in our position.
It's not about our "right" to live (rights are an illusion), we do what we do because we can.
Don't want to pollute? Then don't. Want to stop me? Try it.
Troof. Did this whiny asshole think that because we oppose The Machine,Ñ¢, we want to go back to living in caves? Hell, no! We slack off, and the robots due the shit work.
On the other hand, I have no intention of discussing this with the mangy little copycat. I'm just here to derail his threads, now.
Damn because I like the robots idea. I've always felt that technology is our salvation. If we had nanomachines that kept us warm and converted carbon into food, The Machinetm would become irrelivant.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 24, 2006, 09:31:40 PM
Damn because I like the robots idea. I've always felt that technology is our salvation. If we had nanomachines that kept us warm and converted carbon into food, The Machinetm would become irrelivant.
Which is why that will never happen.
Maybe , maybe not.
Maybe the real Jesus will be a rogue scientist, like that guy 10 years ago that leaked the magic tricks on the FOX special.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 24, 2006, 09:35:41 PM
Maybe , maybe not.
Maybe the real Jesus will be a rogue scientist, like that guy 10 years ago that leaked the magic tricks on the FOX special.
You are operating under the mistaken impression that God is benevolent.
No God. I'm operating under the assumtion that sometimes good people are born and want to do things to help each other.
Just as absurd I suppose, but hope is something to do between drinks.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 24, 2006, 09:42:36 PM
No God. I'm operating under the assumtion that sometimes good people are born and want to do things to help each other.
Just as absurd I suppose, but hope is something to do between drinks.
Sure, people like that are born. Then they get crucified or shot.
Our tax dollars at work, eh?
tax dollars =/= work
i'd just like to say,
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that's all.
oh, and merry xmas.
In regards to the original post (I know, weird concept).
My eyesight is very bad. 20/400, or something like that. Without corrective lenses, I couldn't see anything clearly once it is further than 16" from my face.
I honestly don't think I would be able to survive on my own without glasses. In your view, I should be dead.
My wife (well, she was my gf at the time) got into a horrible car accident. Without modern medical care, she would be dead. In your view, she should be dead.
My father has cancer. He's currently being successfully treated. In your view, he should be dead.
So, because you apparently want me and my loved ones dead, I say: Fuck you.
:potd:
as long as everybody acknowledges the implications (all of them) of keeping people alive
then its all butter
ignore some aspects, and its turbulence (aka - what we got now)
Okay, I'm a little late to the party, as usual.
But Bhode, really, wtf?
I could be wrong but I'm guessing you are somewhere between the ages of 16 and 23, single, and have never had any children.
And I would also like to just point out that you are spewing your vile for humanity on an entirely human-made, modern vehicle.
Taking anything you write seriously would be like taking a member of PETA seriously decked out in a 3-piece Leather Suit.
Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2006, 03:32:50 PM
In regards to the original post (I know, weird concept).
My eyesight is very bad.  20/400, or something like that.  Without corrective lenses, I couldn't see anything clearly once it is further than 16" from my face. 
I honestly don't think I would be able to survive on my own without glasses.  In your view, I should be dead.
My wife (well, she was my gf at the time) got into a horrible car accident.  Without modern medical care, she would be dead.  In your view, she should be dead.
My father has cancer.  He's currently being successfully treated.  In your view, he should be dead.
So, because you apparently want me and my loved ones dead, I say:  Fuck you.
You're so selfish.
Think of the dolphins.
WU TANG IS FOR THE DOLPHINS!
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Quote from: LMNO on December 26, 2006, 07:37:49 PM
WU TANG IS FOR THE DOLPHINS!
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:lol:
Quote from: Ol Dirty
I want to give a shoutout to FunkMaster Flex
And all the DJs across the world
I want to give a shoutout to my nigga Lupe
I want to give a shoutout to my nigga Suge Knight
To my nigga Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg
I want to give a shoutout to um,um, what's them niggas, Outkast
I want to give a shoutout to them crazy niggas
In parts of the world that I never been too
I want to give a shoutout to the Eskimos
I want to give a shoutout to the submarines
I want to give a shoutout to the army, air force, navy marines
KNow what I'm saying? Y'all playing my music
In the submarines and the boats
Play that shit know what I'm saying?
It's called travelling music busting ya ass style
Yo Big Baby Jesus
It's One Love
I give a shout out to all the women
I give a shout out to all the babies
All the munchkins
All across the world playa, God
I want to give a shoutout to all the school teachers
I give a shout out to um,um, myself
Quote from: LHX on December 26, 2006, 07:47:32 PM
Quote from: Ol Dirty
I want to give a shoutout to FunkMaster Flex
And all the DJs across the world
I want to give a shoutout to my nigga Lupe
I want to give a shoutout to my nigga Suge Knight
To my nigga Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg
I want to give a shoutout to um,um, what's them niggas, Outkast
I want to give a shoutout to them crazy niggas
In parts of the world that I never been too
I want to give a shoutout to the Eskimos
I want to give a shoutout to the submarines
I want to give a shoutout to the army, air force, navy marines
KNow what I'm saying? Y'all playing my music
In the submarines and the boats
Play that shit know what I'm saying?
It's called travelling music busting ya ass style
Yo Big Baby Jesus
It's One Love
I give a shout out to all the women
I give a shout out to all the babies
All the munchkins
All across the world playa, God
I want to give a shoutout to all the school teachers
I give a shout out to um,um, myself
fixxored
Quote from: SillyCybin on December 24, 2006, 04:58:04 PM
Quote from: LHX on December 24, 2006, 04:15:56 PM
Bhode handles the flaming well
barely lost composure
not bad
Hell yeah. I daresay I'd actually like this kid if I wasn't terrified TGRR would nuke me for it. Peer pressure FTW.
What seperates this kind of composure and that of any other radical dogmatist with an ideology to sell?
Pride I think.
I was in his position once, and the fact that the internet is anonymous has a lot to do with it.
Unless it's a subject like learning that you misspelled a word, or that Norfolk isn't really the capital of Virginia, no one has ever admitted defeat on the internet.
I do admire him for sticking it out as long as he has, but it might have more to do with dumb stubborness at this point, than any sense of valor.
Quote from: Hangero on December 28, 2006, 06:32:26 AM
Pride I think.
I was in his position once, and the fact that the internet is anonymous has a lot to do with it.
Unless it's a subject like learning that you misspelled a word, or that Norfolk isn't really the capital of Virginia, no one has ever admitted defeat on the internet.
I do admire him for sticking it out as long as he has, but it might have more to do with dumb stubborness at this point, than any sense of valor.
He only has to do one thing to get me off of his ass...but I don't think he has the brains to realize what it is, or the integrity to do it.
I always say "Save the Dolphins", as my condescending smart ass generic primative environentalist tagline, but has anyone read about dolphins?
Dolphins have been know to attack each other for no reason other than amusement. There was an incident witnessed at some sea life park where two dolphins wanted to play with an eel, but the eel hid under a rock. The dolphins used the spines of a dead scorpion fish to poke at the eel intil it came out, and they played with (read: tormented) it until they got bored. Dolphins even kidnap weaker females and harrass smaller weaker males, sometimes to the point of death.
Fuck the dolphins. Fuckin' assholes.
http://www.bluealien.org/subdomains/anti-dolphin/
Join the fight Brother.
Dolpins can suck IT!
Quote from: Hangero on December 28, 2006, 08:45:44 AM
http://www.bluealien.org/subdomains/anti-dolphin/
Join the fight Brother.
Dolpins can suck IT!
Yoinked.
Quote from: Hangero on December 28, 2006, 08:45:44 AM
http://www.bluealien.org/subdomains/anti-dolphin/
Join the fight Brother.
Dolpins can suck IT!
Interbred with KILLER whales? My third eye is opened.
Dolphin for dinner tonight. I didn't know how bad it really was.
It's like The Terminator, but with aquatic mammals.
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Hide from BS at all costs.
Oops.
I actually have a friend who sincerely wants to befriend a dolphin, and then have consentual sex with it.
He's a really cool guy though.
Not like BS at all.
Quote from: Hangero on December 28, 2006, 08:59:44 AM
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html
Hide from BS at all costs.
Oops.
I actually have a friend who sincerely wants to befriend a dolphin, and then have consentual sex with it.
He's a really cool guy though.
Not like BS at all.
Oh, great. When BS sees this, he's gonna go totally haywire.
There won't be a dolphin in captivity with an intact blowhole.
I HOPE YUO ARE HAPPY NOW.
Good god man, are you a marine biologist or something?
It's interesting they have to warn you against letting a dolphin anally penetrate you.
That was a sentence I never thought I would type. Live and learn, eh?
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 28, 2006, 09:03:47 AM
Good god man, are you a marine biologist or something?
It's interesting they have to warn you against letting a dolphin anally penetrate you.
That was a sentence I never thought I would type. Live and learn, eh?
A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.:lol:
Not a marine biologist, just keep very strange company.
Quote from: Hangero on December 28, 2006, 09:11:37 AM
Not a marine biologist, just keep very strange company.
Your buddy really wants to fuck a dolphin? :lol:
You know he's gonna be killed, right?
Watch those sudden thrusts...
I know what you mean though. People wonder why I know about http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 28, 2006, 09:15:30 AM
Watch those sudden thrusts...
I know what you mean though. People wonder why I know about http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
NO CAT FUCKING! GODDAMMIT!
He's done a lot of research.
When he was a kid, he had a pet dolphin (kind of) it would swim up to his dock, and I guess he would pet it and talk to it.
I think he was molested.
Maybe your buddy can beat off until he finds a "sea partner."
Animals that look like a genocidal madman... up his alley?
Not Hangero's buddy.... TGRR's buddy, Bhode.
I have a friend who is a marine biologist, but is mostly dealing with fish, not dolphins. These have all been forwaded.
Quote from: Z¬? on December 24, 2006, 10:57:29 AM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:55:15 AM
Okay, as a species, our only goal should be to survive. The only way to ensure that is to not fuck up the planet. Basic biology.
Thats not biology, thats ecology.
Ecology is a biological science.
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 06:04:45 AM
My biggest problem is with the idea that humanity is somehow more important than the rest of the world, that we have the right to fuck stuff up, simply because the rest of the organisms on the planet haven't revolted yet. People are animals. We are no more special than any other organism. We have no more right to live than anything else, yet our predominant cultures are taking whatever steps possible to eliminate Natural Selection from the equation because other people dying "Feels bad."
"Oooh, You can't say the word Retarded because it's insensitive! What if someone's child has a genetic disorder?" Then they should die, and the parent shouldn't have any more kids. That's the way it works in the wild, and it's good for the species. It ensures that only the most adapted survive, but these days everyone gets to survive, simply by virtue of being born. Healthcare is one of the biggest things people who support civilization point to. They say, "What if you broke your leg, you'd want to get it fixed right? What if you were a diabetic? Good luck getting insulin in the middle of the rainforest!" I say, If I was one of the people with diabetes, I should die. Tough titties. That's the way it should go. But NooooOoo, we can't have people getting their Feelings hurt! Natural Selection worked on this planet since the beginning of life, yet in the last ten thousand years we have managed to fuck it up beyond all repair.
Human Comfort has come to replace the system that got us here. Only the individuals who were more adapted to survival got to procreate, but these days anybody with a sperm or egg can pop out a little bastard of their own, to the detriment of the species as a whole. The little bugger gets taken care of for a couple of months, and then it's off to daycare where they learn how to interact with other human beings from all the other little brats whose parents don't love them as much as they love a paycheck. Once they survive daycare they get to spend the majority of the next thirteen years being forced to obey those in "Authority" and learning stuff they'll never use, but being prepared for getting exploited for the rest of their lives. But John Taylor Gatto better enunciates the failings of the Education system to produce humans that can think critically, and it's successes in producing good little worker drones that keep the Machinetm going.
Human Comfort is enhanced by dishwashers, clothes washers and driers, automobiles, the entertainment industry, and a billion other devices that make up "Civilization." What we actually need to survive is food, water, air and shelter, but all of those things we have for comfort contribute to the ruination of our food, water, and air. We are causing our own demise through our desire for comfort and ease. How stupid is it to demolish the systems in place that keep us alive, just so we can watch American Idol and wear Designer Clothes? Laziness and greed For Teh Lose.
I have a problem with the depth of greed in our culture that has given rise to and been enhanced by Advertising. "Somebody else has more stuff than me, so I want it too, cause then I'll be TRULY happy!" Bullshit. More Dockers in your closet doesn't make you a happier or better person.
What I'd like to know is how the Hopi, !Kung, hell even the Iroquois and Aztecs are anywhere near as bad as the Roman Catholic Church, DuPont Chemicals, and the US Government.
My characterization of individuals in most tribes - "I am an integral part of my environment, symbiotic with the plants, animals, and insects that live around me. I care about the relationships I have with others of my tribe, and my actions benefit all. I have all that I need for survival."
My characterization of individuals in most "successful cultures" - "Go to work doing a job that I hate, working for bosses I hate for the majority of my life, in order to buy more shit that I don't really need and that won't make me happier, maybe pop out a couple of kids who will grow up to pay for my stupidity, greed, and laziness, by being just as miserable as I am, only with a lot fewer freedoms, quality relationships, arable land, drinkable water, and other living breathing organisms."
How much time during the week do you spend working, getting ready for work, traveling to or from work, and thinking about work? How much time during the week do you spend improving yourself, your relationships, and preparing your children to be decent human beings? Corporations control the bulk of individual's lives directly, and the rest of their lives through their control of the government. When's the last time you ever heard of a Lobbying Group for the good of the people?
What it boils down to is this: I see the Machinetm as a function of greed and powerlust and people not giving a shit about the consequences of their actions beyond turning a profit, which is mostly found when there is a system of hierarchy, where someone can say "I'm better than you because I make more money, and have more power" because money is a construct of people, and power is only in people's minds. As long as you can convince people that money matters and they have to obey you (through Religion, etc) then you can "win" at a game I don't want to play. The answer is to get rid of hierarchy, and to look at societies that function without it, or money.
Human Civilization is quickly failing as evolutionarily viable option, and wiping itself off the face of the planet with every ton of garbage buried in a landfill and every factory chugging pollutants into the air. I just think it's a shame that we're ruining the planet for everything/everyone else who doesn't want to live this way. I also think it's a shame that it might take a few hundred years for the reality of our failure to catch up with blissninny dreamland we get piped into every home through the Magic Of TV.
I find it difficult to ignore the stupidity of those people completely happy to skip and sing on the way down the gullet of a Dragon of our own making, yet I don't see any other options than to walk right next to them. But I'll be damned if I'll be happy about it.
It was also an invitation to eliminate my existence from the face of the planet. I do not fear death. Ass
A reiteration:
When you want to talk about real enviromental ethics, and not this Fisher Price: My First Treehugging, then come find me. Until then, I'll be laughing at you. :lol:
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 29, 2006, 04:04:37 PM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 06:04:45 AM
My biggest problem is with the idea that humanity is somehow more important than the rest of the world, that we have the right to fuck stuff up, simply because the rest of the organisms on the planet haven't revolted yet.  People are animals.  We are no more special than any other organism.  We have no more right to live than anything else, yet our predominant cultures are taking whatever steps possible to eliminate Natural Selection from the equation because other people dying "Feels bad." 
"Oooh, You can't say the word Retarded because it's insensitive!  What if someone's child has a genetic disorder?"  Then they should die, and the parent shouldn't have any more kids.  That's the way it works in the wild, and it's good for the species.  It ensures that only the most adapted survive, but these days everyone gets to survive, simply by virtue of being born.  Healthcare is one of the biggest things people who support civilization point to.  They say, "What if you broke your leg, you'd want to get it fixed right?  What if you were a diabetic?  Good luck getting insulin in the middle of the rainforest!"  I say, If I was one of the people with diabetes, I should die.  Tough titties.  That's the way it should go.  But NooooOoo, we can't have people getting their Feelings hurt!  Natural Selection worked on this planet since the beginning of life, yet in the last ten thousand years we have managed to fuck it up beyond all repair.
Human Comfort has come to replace the system that got us here.  Only the individuals who were more adapted to survival got to procreate, but these days anybody with a sperm or egg can pop out a little bastard of their own, to the detriment of the species as a whole.  The little bugger gets taken care of for a couple of months, and then it's off to daycare where they learn how to interact with other human beings from all the other little brats whose parents don't love them as much as they love a paycheck.  Once they survive daycare they get to spend the majority of the next thirteen years being forced to obey those in "Authority" and learning stuff they'll never use, but being prepared for getting exploited for the rest of their lives.  But John Taylor Gatto better enunciates the failings of the Education system to produce humans that can think critically, and it's successes in producing good little worker drones that keep the Machinetm going.
Human Comfort is enhanced by dishwashers, clothes washers and driers, automobiles, the entertainment industry, and a billion other devices that make up "Civilization."  What we actually need to survive is food, water, air and shelter, but all of those things we have for comfort contribute to the ruination of our food, water, and air.  We are causing our own demise through our desire for comfort and ease.  How stupid is it to demolish the systems in place that keep us alive, just so we can watch American Idol and wear Designer Clothes?  Laziness and greed For Teh Lose.
I have a problem with the depth of greed in our culture that has given rise to and been enhanced by Advertising.  "Somebody else has more stuff than me, so I want it too, cause then I'll be TRULY happy!"  Bullshit.  More Dockers in your closet doesn't make you a happier or better person.
What I'd like to know is how the Hopi, !Kung, hell even the Iroquois and Aztecs are anywhere near as bad as the Roman Catholic Church, DuPont Chemicals, and the US Government.
My characterization of individuals in most tribes - "I am an integral part of my environment, symbiotic with the plants, animals, and insects that live around me.  I care about the relationships I have with others of my tribe, and my actions benefit all.  I have all that I need for survival."
My characterization of individuals in most "successful cultures" - "Go to work doing a job that I hate, working for bosses I hate for the majority of my life, in order to buy more shit that I don't really need and that won't make me happier, maybe pop out a couple of kids who will grow up to pay for my stupidity, greed, and laziness, by being just as miserable as I am, only with a lot fewer freedoms, quality relationships, arable land, drinkable water, and other living breathing organisms."
How much time during the week do you spend working, getting ready for work, traveling to or from work, and thinking about work?  How much time during the week do you spend improving yourself, your relationships, and preparing your children to be decent human beings?  Corporations control the bulk of individual's lives directly, and the rest of their lives through their control of the government.  When's the last time you ever heard of a Lobbying Group for the good of the people?
What it boils down to is this:  I see the Machinetm as a function of greed and powerlust and people not giving a shit about the consequences of their actions beyond turning a profit, which is mostly found when there is a system of hierarchy, where someone can say "I'm better than you because I make more money, and have more power" because money is a construct of people, and power is only in people's minds.  As long as you can convince people that money matters and they have to obey you (through Religion, etc) then you can "win" at a game I don't want to play.  The answer is to get rid of hierarchy, and to look at societies that function without it, or money.
Human Civilization is quickly failing as evolutionarily viable option, and wiping itself off the face of the planet with every ton of garbage buried in a landfill and every factory chugging pollutants into the air.  I just think it's a shame that we're ruining the planet for everything/everyone else who doesn't want to live this way.  I also think it's a shame that it might take a few hundred years for the reality of our failure to catch up with blissninny dreamland we get piped into every home through the Magic Of TV.
I find it difficult to ignore the stupidity of those people completely happy to skip and sing on the way down the gullet of a Dragon of our own making, yet I don't see any other options than to walk right next to them.  But I'll be damned if I'll be happy about it.
It was also an invitation to eliminate my existence from the face of the planet.  I do not fear death.  Ass
A reiteration:
When you want to talk about real enviromental ethics, and not this Fisher Price: My First Treehugging, then come find me. Until then, I'll be laughing at you.  :lol:
Damn. BMW is in the house.
BS sounds like he just finished the book "Ishamael", or maybe its dreadful sequels.
God that book was terrible in retrospect.
Quote from: Hangero on December 30, 2006, 07:06:08 PM
BS sounds like he just finished the book "Ishamael", or maybe its dreadful sequels.
God that book was terrible in retrospect.
Ishmael wasn't that bad.
It didn't advocate genocide.
But I am very sorry to hear it had sequels.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2006, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Hangero on December 30, 2006, 07:06:08 PM
BS sounds like he just finished the book "Ishamael", or maybe its dreadful sequels.
God that book was terrible in retrospect.
Ishmael wasn't that bad.
It didn't advocate genocide.
But I am very sorry to hear it had sequels.
Yeah, I actually liked Ishmael. Probably has woken a couple people up, here and there.
And sequels are almost always crap if the original is okay.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2006, 04:23:17 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on December 29, 2006, 04:04:37 PM
Quote from: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 06:04:45 AM
My biggest problem is with the idea that humanity is somehow more important than the rest of the world, that we have the right to fuck stuff up, simply because the rest of the organisms on the planet haven't revolted yet. People are animals. We are no more special than any other organism. We have no more right to live than anything else, yet our predominant cultures are taking whatever steps possible to eliminate Natural Selection from the equation because other people dying "Feels bad."
"Oooh, You can't say the word Retarded because it's insensitive! What if someone's child has a genetic disorder?" Then they should die, and the parent shouldn't have any more kids. That's the way it works in the wild, and it's good for the species. It ensures that only the most adapted survive, but these days everyone gets to survive, simply by virtue of being born. Healthcare is one of the biggest things people who support civilization point to. They say, "What if you broke your leg, you'd want to get it fixed right? What if you were a diabetic? Good luck getting insulin in the middle of the rainforest!" I say, If I was one of the people with diabetes, I should die. Tough titties. That's the way it should go. But NooooOoo, we can't have people getting their Feelings hurt! Natural Selection worked on this planet since the beginning of life, yet in the last ten thousand years we have managed to fuck it up beyond all repair.
Human Comfort has come to replace the system that got us here. Only the individuals who were more adapted to survival got to procreate, but these days anybody with a sperm or egg can pop out a little bastard of their own, to the detriment of the species as a whole. The little bugger gets taken care of for a couple of months, and then it's off to daycare where they learn how to interact with other human beings from all the other little brats whose parents don't love them as much as they love a paycheck. Once they survive daycare they get to spend the majority of the next thirteen years being forced to obey those in "Authority" and learning stuff they'll never use, but being prepared for getting exploited for the rest of their lives. But John Taylor Gatto better enunciates the failings of the Education system to produce humans that can think critically, and it's successes in producing good little worker drones that keep the Machinetm going.
Human Comfort is enhanced by dishwashers, clothes washers and driers, automobiles, the entertainment industry, and a billion other devices that make up "Civilization." What we actually need to survive is food, water, air and shelter, but all of those things we have for comfort contribute to the ruination of our food, water, and air. We are causing our own demise through our desire for comfort and ease. How stupid is it to demolish the systems in place that keep us alive, just so we can watch American Idol and wear Designer Clothes? Laziness and greed For Teh Lose.
I have a problem with the depth of greed in our culture that has given rise to and been enhanced by Advertising. "Somebody else has more stuff than me, so I want it too, cause then I'll be TRULY happy!" Bullshit. More Dockers in your closet doesn't make you a happier or better person.
What I'd like to know is how the Hopi, !Kung, hell even the Iroquois and Aztecs are anywhere near as bad as the Roman Catholic Church, DuPont Chemicals, and the US Government.
My characterization of individuals in most tribes - "I am an integral part of my environment, symbiotic with the plants, animals, and insects that live around me. I care about the relationships I have with others of my tribe, and my actions benefit all. I have all that I need for survival."
My characterization of individuals in most "successful cultures" - "Go to work doing a job that I hate, working for bosses I hate for the majority of my life, in order to buy more shit that I don't really need and that won't make me happier, maybe pop out a couple of kids who will grow up to pay for my stupidity, greed, and laziness, by being just as miserable as I am, only with a lot fewer freedoms, quality relationships, arable land, drinkable water, and other living breathing organisms."
How much time during the week do you spend working, getting ready for work, traveling to or from work, and thinking about work? How much time during the week do you spend improving yourself, your relationships, and preparing your children to be decent human beings? Corporations control the bulk of individual's lives directly, and the rest of their lives through their control of the government. When's the last time you ever heard of a Lobbying Group for the good of the people?
What it boils down to is this: I see the Machinetm as a function of greed and powerlust and people not giving a shit about the consequences of their actions beyond turning a profit, which is mostly found when there is a system of hierarchy, where someone can say "I'm better than you because I make more money, and have more power" because money is a construct of people, and power is only in people's minds. As long as you can convince people that money matters and they have to obey you (through Religion, etc) then you can "win" at a game I don't want to play. The answer is to get rid of hierarchy, and to look at societies that function without it, or money.
Human Civilization is quickly failing as evolutionarily viable option, and wiping itself off the face of the planet with every ton of garbage buried in a landfill and every factory chugging pollutants into the air. I just think it's a shame that we're ruining the planet for everything/everyone else who doesn't want to live this way. I also think it's a shame that it might take a few hundred years for the reality of our failure to catch up with blissninny dreamland we get piped into every home through the Magic Of TV.
I find it difficult to ignore the stupidity of those people completely happy to skip and sing on the way down the gullet of a Dragon of our own making, yet I don't see any other options than to walk right next to them. But I'll be damned if I'll be happy about it.
It was also an invitation to eliminate my existence from the face of the planet. I do not fear death. Ass
A reiteration:
When you want to talk about real enviromental ethics, and not this Fisher Price: My First Treehugging, then come find me. Until then, I'll be laughing at you. :lol:
Damn. BMW is in the house.
I didn't spend a semester learning about the stuff to have people butcher it in front of me and not say anything. Frankly, even in the minds of the most radical enviromental ethicists, if you can't extent your moral community to other humans, than there is no way you can extend it further to other species. Peter Singer, a utilitarian, Paul Taylor, a Biocentrist, Aldo Leopold and Holmes Rolston (Holocentrists) all work under the concept of extending their moral community, which can only occur if include other humans. That doesn't mean you have to LIKE other humans, but it does mean you take them into consideration when making moral decisions.
But Bhode obviously knows nothing of this. Hes making genocidal decisions, which are likened onto the Earth Liberation Front, the modern version of NAZIism.
Well it just stops short of it.
It was what sent me into finding out what primitivism was.
The book overglorifys the lives of "uncivilized" people and tries to assert that social "progress" as we think of it, is fundamentally impossible.
It probably did a lot to wake me up though, I was pretty young when I read it.
I stand by it that the sequels are god awful though.
Maybe they sullied my memory of the original...
Quote from: Hangero on December 31, 2006, 06:03:47 AM
Well it just stops short of it.
It was what sent me into finding out what primitivism was.
The book overglorifys the lives of "uncivilized" people and tries to assert that social "progress" as we think of it, is fundamentally impossible.
It probably did a lot to wake me up though, I was pretty young when I read it.
I stand by it that the sequels are god awful though.
Maybe they sullied my memory of the original...
I never said the book was CORRECT. I just said it was a good book (you'll never get anywhere reading only those things that agree with you).
As a matter of fact, it was the same guy, so I also got a copy of Ishmael. "The story of B" it was called. I enjoyed it, cause I'd never seen things that way before. It also made sense to me on quite a few levels, like getting rid of The System, and keeping human life possible on this planet indefinitely, instead of where I see humanity going (like the progression of the Panopticon towards complete surveillance of all aspects of individual's lives and the destruction of the complex systems of interconnected organisms that support and allow human life).
The map is not the territory, and the ideas are not the person. Just because I think right now that tribalism would be better for our species, and realize that a shift to tribalism would never occur without a drastic change in world population, does not mean I'm a monster, or would take action to achieve such a change.
Most likely, the more I consider it, even with such a change in total human population, the people who would be left would just build the same shit over again, with no net gain. Okay, so now I can see that the problem lies with changing minds and attitudes, but I'm filing away the ideas of tribalism, just in case there's an apocalypse, and I happen to survive it. As ideologically appealing it is to me, it rates a 1/100 on practicality, so my time and effort are better put toward waking others to the System in place.
I only advocate these ideas because I haven't found anything better yet, so I'd be interested in other authors/websites that you went to after primitivism.
I'd like to find a real way to fix the problems produced by our current system, especially in regards to personal freedoms and not devoting the bulk of my time to keeping the whole thing going.
Quote from: Monkey_Wrench on December 31, 2006, 08:57:08 AM
I'd like to find a real way to fix the problems produced by our current system, especially in regards to personal freedoms and not devoting the bulk of my time to keeping the whole thing going.
Primitivism is a dumb. It has some good points, but it's not smart enough to adapt. We are not primates (except maybe TGRR, and sometimes Guido Finucci when he's in the mood). Futurism is what's gonna happen, and it'll be hard as death, but we can ressurect this suicide pit we call a society and prove all those end of the world preachers wrong. We just have to completely switch to renewable energy sources, which is about as simple as leading an elephant to water; easy instructions but a difficult task. As for overpopulation, that'll naturally balance, especially with the option of birth control, provided the "good Christians" don't outlaw it. Better respect for freedom could come about too, or a police state. It's precarious times, but solvable. Do whatever you think you should to help the thing, Monkey Wrench. Wrenches are good for loosening the valves on toilets, but also good for tightening the bolts of the windmills, watermills, solarmills, and electric cars. Maybe in the future we'll move back into Eden. Why not? God's evicted, sorta.
you know if anyone wants
about 2 hours drive north of where I live its pretty much nothing but wilderness all the way to the Hudson Bay
I could direct you easily
even give you a pointy stick and sharp rock to live with
as with Ishmael ( i didn't know there were sequels) it was far less an advacate for primitivism then i was led to believe (he does make some interesting points)
though if any person charted both modern problems vs primitive problems (like not living pass the age of 30) most people would take the problems of our modern age in a heart beat
I also have a problem with the idea that Daniel Quinn and others like Thomas Malthus propagate that food softages is directly linked to population growth
we have more then enough food to feed the world over right now (and that is not even taking into account genetic mod. foods)
the problem is economic and geographic
pop growth rationaly has an effect on the eniroment, which obviously has an effect on us
thats a more complex problem
population is not the sole culprit
though i am intriqued by the notion that population growth tends to decline where the economic and social conditions are more sustainable
many of the 1st world nations have declining birth rates, but in the 3rd world the birth rate continues to sore
I haven't read alot on the subject though so take that idea for what its worth
Quote from: Benaclypse on December 31, 2006, 11:54:44 AM
Primitivism is a dumb.  It has some good points, but it's not smart enough to adapt.  We are not primates (except maybe TGRR, and sometimes Guido Finucci when he's in the mood). 
Yes, we are. Sorry.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2006, 06:12:22 PM
Quote from: Benaclypse on December 31, 2006, 11:54:44 AM
Primitivism is a dumb. It has some good points, but it's not smart enough to adapt. We are not primates (except maybe TGRR, and sometimes Guido Finucci when he's in the mood).
Yes, we are. Sorry.
Oh yeah, I forgot that primates include man. I even looked it up, but didn't notice man in there. My bad.
Quote from: Benaclypse on December 31, 2006, 06:34:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2006, 06:12:22 PM
Quote from: Benaclypse on December 31, 2006, 11:54:44 AM
Primitivism is a dumb.  It has some good points, but it's not smart enough to adapt.  We are not primates (except maybe TGRR, and sometimes Guido Finucci when he's in the mood). 
Yes, we are.  Sorry.
Oh yeah, I forgot that primates include man.  I even looked it up, but didn't notice man in there.  My bad.
Happens to the best of us.
OTOH, You only have to look at human behavior to know that not only are we primates, but we're the trailer-trash of the primate world.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2006, 06:39:58 PM
OTOH, You only have to look at human behavior to know that not only are we primates, but we're the trailer-trash of the primate world.
now that is a good one sentence meme
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 31, 2006, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2006, 06:39:58 PM
OTOH, You only have to look at human behavior to know that not only are we primates, but we're the trailer-trash of the primate world.
now that is a good one sentence meme
I think I just made Daniel Quinn cry. :cry:
Man is monkeys with tube technology.
Take away the technology and more would go hungry. Thurnez was right about us having enough food. We have the material, but not the logistic knowhow (or good will) to feed everyone. Location plays into this heavily. Do you know how hard it is to really starve in America? We are stacked to the gills with food, and if you're a smart monkey, you can find it. Africa: not so lucky.
TGRR, just hurry up and built our robots so we can put all this nonsense to bed.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 31, 2006, 09:59:25 PM
Man is monkeys with tube technology.
Take away the technology and more would go hungry. Thurnez was right about us having enough food. We have the material, but not the logistic knowhow (or good will) to feed everyone. Location plays into this heavily. Do you know how hard it is to really starve in America? We are stacked to the gills with food, and if you're a smart monkey, you can find it. Africa: not so lucky.
TGRR, just hurry up and built our robots so we can put all this nonsense to bed.
There is plenty of food in Africa. But the neighbors DO tend to fight back vigorously.
TGRR,
Notices that Idi Amin was a chubby bugger.
On the other hand, I don't want to feed them. I feed 2 today, I have to feed 17 in 20 years.
Africa doesn't set up soup kitchens, or hand out hams at Christmas. If the local warlord doesn't like you, good luck hunting with rocks.
Robots, robots, robots.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on December 31, 2006, 10:07:43 PM
Africa doesn't set up soup kitchens, or hand out hams at Christmas. If the local warlord doesn't like you, good luck hunting with rocks.
Robots, robots, robots.
ROBOTZ WIFF ROCKS!
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on December 31, 2006, 06:53:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 31, 2006, 06:39:58 PM
OTOH, You only have to look at human behavior to know that not only are we primates, but we're the trailer-trash of the primate world.
now that is a good one sentence meme
I have to agree, that is a damn good meme. Needs copypasta.
hello, i'm late to the party
but it seems we're back on some kind of semi-related topic, so, i was just wondering about this:
Quote from: vexaph0d on December 24, 2006, 08:34:31 AMdid you know: Earth has resources and arable land capable of supporting 100 billion human beings?
got a link for that, cause i heard 10 billion? but maybe that's when taking infrastructure into account (as it was an estimation come up by economists -- and sorry no i don't have a link for that either) , though i can imagine you can get up to 100 billion by just summing up the total resources theoretically available to mankind, given earth surface etc.
in either case, it only works if we divide it up all really fair-like. which is impossible, given the way social networks work: the 5/95 rule isn't just a marketing buzzword, 5% of the population will always hold 95% of the resources. this just follows mathematically from networks of independently interacting agents in the same way that the normal/gaussian distribution (or "bell curve") follows from the Law of Large Numbers (statistics).
somebody explain that to oxfam/novib perhaps?
btw estimations say we'll reach this magic 10 billion by 2050.
--
on another note, BMW i seem to recall you wrote some large post about environmental ethics (perhaps on EB&G) got a link for that? having recently done a course about (regular) ethics, the topic kinda picks my interest.
http://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=4928
Glad to be of service. I hope to write more, when I find another meme worth pulling a stream of conciousness out of my ass for.
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on January 04, 2007, 08:14:09 PMhttp://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=4928
huh what's that url do?
(oh and thanks for the link, though currently i'm not really in a state of mind to digest that well -- neither am i to pick apart that interesting redirection service as it seems to be)
Isn't that the host server of EG&B? Cause thats always in the url when I'm over there.
well EB&G is over at http://erisbarandgrill.com
and this dolphin-thingy redirects to the same place:
http://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com
but looking a bit closer it seems to be just the hosting.. odd, that. because that webpage http://dolphin.esosoft.net/ looks ancient (in web-time), would not expect that for a hosting company :)
well at least someone is thinking of the dolphins! :)
Quote from: triple zero on January 04, 2007, 08:45:28 PM
well EB&G is over at http://erisbarandgrill.com
and this dolphin-thingy redirects to the same place:
http://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com
but looking a bit closer it seems to be just the hosting.. odd, that. because that webpage http://dolphin.esosoft.net/ looks ancient (in web-time), would not expect that for a hosting company :)
well at least someone is thinking of the dolphins! :)
SAVE THE DOLPHINS FTW.
Quote from: triple zero on January 04, 2007, 08:45:28 PM
well EB&G is over at http://erisbarandgrill.com
and this dolphin-thingy redirects to the same place:
http://dolphin.esosoft.net/erisbarandgrill.com
but looking a bit closer it seems to be just the hosting.. odd, that. because that webpage http://dolphin.esosoft.net/ looks ancient (in web-time), would not expect that for a hosting company :)
well at least someone is thinking of the dolphins! :)
something seems wrong about this
...very... very... wrong
FUCK the dolphins... they're trying to take over
Quote from: triple zero on January 04, 2007, 08:45:28 PM
but looking a bit closer it seems to be just the hosting.. odd, that. because that webpage http://dolphin.esosoft.net/ looks ancient (in web-time), would not expect that for a hosting company :)
One should never expect anything ever from a hosting company.
The bastards at attheforum STILL aren't returning my e-mails.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 04, 2007, 09:05:58 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 04, 2007, 08:45:28 PM
but looking a bit closer it seems to be just the hosting.. odd, that. because that webpage http://dolphin.esosoft.net/ looks ancient (in web-time), would not expect that for a hosting company :)
One should never expect anything ever from a hosting company.
The bastards at attheforum STILL aren't returning my e-mails.
Grrr.....and I really wanted to look at that Birth of the Lie thread again.
I think the Earth could take a hundred billion, but alot of the planet would have to look like Blade Runner or Corusant from Star Wars.
Well, Im not Herr Bhode, but I WILL say that living on a planet with that many humans and assuming that the stupidity ratio doesn't change for the better, well...It doesn't sound very fun to me.
Putting it lightly.
Ah, yes. As my granpappy put it, "The amount of intelligence on the planet is a constant. But the population keeps increasing..."
Quote from: LMNO on January 05, 2007, 12:56:27 PM
Ah, yes.  As my granpappy put it, "The amount of intelligence on the planet is a constant.  But the population keeps increasing..."
Your granpappy is a smart guy.
My guesss is that doomed him to a working class lifestyle.
Well, he helped design the Washington DC Metro system...
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2007, 01:51:52 PM
Well, he helped design the Washington DC Metro system...
So he's evil, too.
My kinda guy.