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Title: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 11:06:08 AM

Preface: This isn't targetted it's just a bullet rant.

1) Don't believe in your own bullshit.

2) Don't believe in any bullshit you don't site as necessary for your continued existence.

3)Undermine the bullshit you site as necessary whenever possible.

4) Don't eat the bullshit that is presented to you without first killing it and performing a detailed autopsy and disection, and then...

5) Believe in your own bullshit.

In this rant the term bullshit can be interpreted to be many things but I found "perceptions" and "grids" were the first ones that came to me.

Other substitutions you used and liked?

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Lies on March 30, 2007, 11:40:39 AM

I call bullshit on this thread. :lulz:

And everyone here whos read the parable of the sacred bull knows just how great bullshit is.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: guest7654 on March 30, 2007, 11:45:19 AM

I say its a bunch of horseshit. Bullshit smells better...

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 01:13:20 PM

le sigh.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Lies on March 30, 2007, 01:42:13 PM

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 11:06:08 AM
Preface: This isn't targetted it's just a bullet rant.

1) Don't believe in your own bullshit.

2) Don't believe in any bullshit you don't site as necessary for your continued existence.

I got as far as this and became enlightened :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 01:48:06 PM

I just found some enlightenment in my pants, but that's me.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: LMNO on March 30, 2007, 04:08:47 PM

For the record, it's spelled "cite".

And Lys is right about the Sacred Bull.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 04:14:08 PM

I knew it was one of those two, time for me to pick the dictionary back up it seems.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 30, 2007, 05:24:47 PM

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 01:13:20 PM
le sigh.

:lulz:

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 09:43:49 PM

dance davey dance!!! :troll:

this is davey doing the I hate akk dance.

he's pretty scary.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:46:27 PM

Don't be surprised if you get banned, actually.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 09:52:32 PM

for posting a rant targetted at taliking about subversion?

seems kinda harsh.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Lies on March 30, 2007, 09:55:00 PM

I dont *think* he was talking about you AKK, for once.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:56:42 PM

I was talking about looooooooooooooooongcat lover over here.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 30, 2007, 09:59:06 PM

:lulz:

You think I went too far?

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: guest7654 on March 30, 2007, 09:59:40 PM

I thought my browser locked up. Wasted like 30 seconds of my life trying to reload the thread. Yes I feel dumb now.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Lies on March 30, 2007, 10:00:43 PM

Quote from: davedim on March 30, 2007, 09:59:06 PM
:lulz:

You think I went too far?

Yes dave, was mildly amusing first time. But now, joke, ova, k?

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Idem on March 30, 2007, 10:01:06 PM

Quote from: davedim on March 30, 2007, 09:59:06 PM
:lulz:

You think I went too far?

Youre being a troll among trolls, sir.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 10:02:25 PM

Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:56:42 PM
I was talking about looooooooooooooooongcat lover over here.

wow, I am self absorbed,
that didn't even occur to me that you might be talking about long cat.

Please excuse me as I was caught up in the illusion of a team dynamic for my lynching and crucifiction.

much relief now.

n/j

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 30, 2007, 10:02:58 PM

Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 10:01:06 PM
Quote from: davedim on March 30, 2007, 09:59:06 PM
:lulz:

You think I went too far?
Youre being a troll among trolls, sir.

:thanks:

Thanks, but this is the one place on the internets that I don't want to get banned from. :lulz:

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 10:05:58 PM

dammit now the world will never know how dave lost his shit over an internet board.

damn the edit button.

thanks for removing them though, it was annoying.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Lies on March 30, 2007, 10:11:45 PM

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 10:02:25 PM
Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:56:42 PM
I was talking about looooooooooooooooongcat lover over here.

wow, I am self absorbed,
that didn't even occur to me that you might be talking about long cat.

Please excuse me as I was caught up in the illusion of a team dynamic for my lynching and crucifiction.

much relief now.

n/j

I've had a similer moment here too, but I hope this teaches you something.
It appears that way anyway.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 10:28:12 PM

Quote from: Lysergic on March 30, 2007, 10:11:45 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 10:02:25 PM
Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:56:42 PM
I was talking about looooooooooooooooongcat lover over here.

wow, I am self absorbed,
that didn't even occur to me that you might be talking about long cat.

Please excuse me as I was caught up in the illusion of a team dynamic for my lynching and crucifiction.

much relief now.

n/j

I've had a similer moment here too, but I hope this teaches you something.
It appears that way anyway.

I too am human and sometimes loose sight in the forest amidst the trees, that are on fire and seething with hatred,

or like you said,
it just might be appearing that way.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Idem on March 30, 2007, 10:43:48 PM

Whatever. :)

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 10:45:02 PM

Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 10:43:48 PM
Whatever. :)

score.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:01:30 AM

Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
Don't be surprised if you get banned, actually.

We don't ban people for being insipid and boring.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:02:20 AM

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 10:05:58 PM
dammit now the world will never know how dave lost his shit over an internet board.

We're not laughing WITH you, AKK.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 31, 2007, 07:05:04 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:01:30 AM
Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
Don't be surprised if you get banned, actually.

We don't ban people for being insipid and boring.

Oh, Idem was talking to me.

I spammed every thread that AKK started with lots of longcat pics.

It kind of slowed the forum down a bit though so I deleted the posts.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:06:24 AM

Quote from: davedim on March 31, 2007, 07:05:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:01:30 AM
Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
Don't be surprised if you get banned, actually.

We don't ban people for being insipid and boring.

Oh, Idem was talking to me.

I spammed every thread that AKK started with lots of longcat pics.

It kind of slowed the forum down a bit though so I deleted the posts.

Oh...No, we'd just mod the offending post.

Unless it's in a thread we don't care about.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 31, 2007, 07:08:43 AM

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:06:24 AM
Quote from: davedim on March 31, 2007, 07:05:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:01:30 AM
Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
Don't be surprised if you get banned, actually.

We don't ban people for being insipid and boring.

Oh, Idem was talking to me.

I spammed every thread that AKK started with lots of longcat pics.

It kind of slowed the forum down a bit though so I deleted the posts.

Oh...No, we'd just mod the offending post.

Unless it's in a thread we don't care about.

Oh, cool.

That's good to know for next time.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:19:03 AM

Quote from: davedim on March 31, 2007, 07:08:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:06:24 AM
Quote from: davedim on March 31, 2007, 07:05:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 31, 2007, 07:01:30 AM
Quote from: Idem on March 30, 2007, 09:46:27 PM
Don't be surprised if you get banned, actually.

We don't ban people for being insipid and boring.

Oh, Idem was talking to me.

I spammed every thread that AKK started with lots of longcat pics.

It kind of slowed the forum down a bit though so I deleted the posts.

Oh...No, we'd just mod the offending post.

Unless it's in a thread we don't care about.

Oh, cool.

That's good to know for next time.

Why wait?

TGRR,
Doesn't care about THIS thread, for example.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
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Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Idem on March 31, 2007, 08:50:59 AM

hxxp://www.nazi.org/community/forum/

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Cain on March 31, 2007, 04:10:23 PM

You can only get banned here for engaging in illegalities. You do something that can get me or ECH or Lauren in trouble or get this site taken down - you're out. Its that simple. Beyond that, while I may try to encourage certain standards of behaviour, I wont be so crass as to boot someone for posting longcat or Michael Pepe's "Ad" in a few threads here or there. Though of course things that can get people into trouble at work will be made into links

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2007, 02:16:45 PM

I swear to holy fuck-all, if you fuckers get me "extraordinarily renditioned" to Uzbekistan, I will tell the Frenchie Fishpot Bait Collectors where you all live.

or at least where you post from.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Cain on April 02, 2007, 02:31:51 PM

I can't remember numbers well. So your IP addresses are pretty safe. Unless they take the months of time needed to crack my password.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 03, 2007, 09:52:55 PM

heh.

I'm pretty sure they'd be able to find me as soon as they found out I was me.

Title: Re: Believe in bullshit, for it is tangible.
Post by: Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 09:55:26 PM

Wait --- you're East Coast Hustle?!

Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: Ambassador KAOS on March 30, 2007, 11:06:08 AM