So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".
She asked me for name ideas that might detract from how bad the last name sounds.
I replied with the obvious "You should call it 'Baby Stomp'." and proceeded to fall out of my chair and point and laugh at her.
Anyhow, anyone got any ideas, funny or usefull? I'll pitch them to her =D
AKK
the only acceptable first name for that baby is "Cock".
Or P-Funk.
"Coathanger".
"Postage"
"Klok"
"AKK is a toolbox"
pizza delivery boy jnr?
we work for food jnr?
Hugh
I hate you.
Heywood U.
Hulk
Boot
Stump
Pythagoras
Mashed Potatoes
Tooth
Curb
Neck
Throat
Self Esteem
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 26, 2007, 07:59:15 PM
"Postage"
That made me giggle for a consecutive 17 seconds.
I suggest Stomodeum.
(look it up!)
Obviously if she wants to distract from the last name, she needs to give him a girl's first name so everyone focuses on that.
I recommend "Genevieve".
I hate you.
Unnng....
last name: STOMP
first name: WtfAYSA?
bron y aur?
Bunny
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 02, 2007, 10:18:01 AM
Unnng....
Look, assnugget, you've already fucked up the emoticons. No need to arse up the ung, too.
Shit for brains.
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".
Of course it is, Luke. Of course it is.
Quote from: DJRubberducky on May 01, 2007, 04:33:58 PM
Obviously if she wants to distract from the last name, she needs to give him a girl's first name so everyone focuses on that.
I recommend "Genevieve".
Dulcimer.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".
Of course it is, Luke. Of course it is.
He's lying about this too, isn't he?
Does everyone is New York get stupid little nicknames?
I didn't, but then again I got the fuck out of Upstate NY as fast as I could ...
Good call.
I hear you sucks when your name is 3 random words.
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 03, 2007, 02:37:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".
Of course it is, Luke. Of course it is.
He's lying about this too, isn't he?
Does everyone is New York get stupid little nicknames?
Only if they're Outlandish.
Well Saratoga Springs must be one wild and crazy place.
Tell Stomp I hate him, too.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".
Of course it is, Luke. Of course it is.
In his desperate attempt to troll, he obviously forgot that single mothers generally give
their own last names to their children.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:48:28 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 02, 2007, 10:18:01 AM
Unnng....
Look, assnugget, you've already fucked up the emoticons. No need to arse up the ung, too.
Shit for brains.
plus he's doing it wrong
UUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bump.
Quote from: vexati0n on May 03, 2007, 10:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".
Of course it is, Luke. Of course it is.
In his desperate attempt to troll, he obviously forgot that single mothers generally give their own last names to their children.
I missed this the first time around. Priceless.
Quote from: LMNO on February 25, 2010, 07:25:44 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 03, 2007, 10:16:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 03, 2007, 07:49:03 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".
Of course it is, Luke. Of course it is.
In his desperate attempt to troll, he obviously forgot that single mothers generally give their own last names to their children.
I missed this the first time around. Priceless.
AKK was one of my favorite PDers. When he wasn't actually here.
I especially loved how he needed to point out that this single-mother-to-be is one of his "more promiscuous" female friends.
Because HOW MANY people you fuck totally affects whether you get pregnant. :|