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Started by Ambassador KAOS, April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM

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Ambassador KAOS

April 26, 2007, 11:57:17 AM
So one of my more promiscuous female friends got herself knocked up and the father's last name is "Stomp".

She asked me for name ideas that might detract from how bad the last name sounds.

I replied with the obvious "You should call it 'Baby Stomp'." and proceeded to fall out of my chair and point and laugh at her.

Anyhow, anyone got any ideas, funny or usefull?  I'll pitch them to her =D

AKK
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phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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East Coast Hustle

#1
April 26, 2007, 05:53:27 PM
the only acceptable first name for that baby is "Cock".

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Jasper

#2
April 26, 2007, 06:18:07 PM
Or P-Funk.

LMNO

#3
April 26, 2007, 06:18:46 PM
"Coathanger".

AFK

#4
April 26, 2007, 07:59:15 PM
"Postage"
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Cramulus

#5
April 26, 2007, 08:13:07 PM
"Klok"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#6
April 26, 2007, 09:42:33 PM
"AKK is a toolbox"

Mangrove

#7
April 30, 2007, 06:07:58 PM
pizza delivery boy jnr?

we work for food jnr?
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AFK

#8
April 30, 2007, 06:13:26 PM
Hugh
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hunter s.durden

#9
April 30, 2007, 06:15:13 PM
I hate you.
This space for rent.

AFK

#10
April 30, 2007, 06:29:44 PM
Heywood U.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

PopeTom

#11
April 30, 2007, 09:35:30 PM
Hulk

Boot

Stump

Pythagoras
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Mitok Thendorblurt

#12
May 01, 2007, 03:43:53 AM
Mashed Potatoes

Tooth

Curb

Neck

Throat

Self Esteem
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I swear

Soy Lecithin

#13
May 01, 2007, 03:53:09 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 26, 2007, 07:59:15 PM
"Postage"

That made me giggle for a consecutive 17 seconds.

I suggest Stomodeum.


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DJRubberducky

#14
May 01, 2007, 04:33:58 PM
Obviously if she wants to distract from the last name, she needs to give him a girl's first name so everyone focuses on that.

I recommend "Genevieve".
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