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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 20, 2007, 01:19:37 PM

Title: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on June 20, 2007, 01:19:37 PM
 OH GOD! MEXICANS!

HEY FUCKTARDS

"The Mexicans're comin' fer mah JOB!"

Shut up, asshole.  The mexicans are coming for jobs, but your job's been sent to India last week and you're just waiting for the pink slip.

"BUT THEY'RE SMUDGY! AND THE G.O.P. SAYS WE GOTTA DO SUMTHIN'!"

Of course they do. That's because the GOP is sucking a corporation's cock right now, and you're trying to unlock the door with your getting laid off shit.  The solution?  Tell you a MEXICAN took it.

That way, you'll waste all your ammo before you realize you should have saved it for a revolution.

Just saying.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 20, 2007, 01:55:27 PM
VIVA LA RECONQUISTA!
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 20, 2007, 02:31:30 PM
Mexicans are great--they do all the jobs the rest of us smug, stick-in-the-ass Americans don't want to do! The ones we consider "beneath ourselves."

BUT SO HALP US JESUS IT AIN'T A GOOD UPSTANDIN AMERICAN DOIN THAT DIRTY WORK FOR ZERO DOLLARS A YEAR OUR COUNTRY IS GOIN TO HELL

Some people's self-importance drives me absolutely batshit insane.

-DC
Is particularly ragey about this topic due to an ex-roommate who STILL doesn't have a job because basically any job possible is "beneath" her. Her and her RARE and VALUABLE BA in English...
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PM
Tell her she can't do shit with that English degree unless she teaches Mexicans ESOL.  :lulz:

I like Mexicans and Guatamalans for the most part. I worked with a lot of them when I waited tables and never had a problem, they would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. Lol. They can be overly perverse though, and luckily I know enough Spanish to retaliate when they cat-call me in public.

...That and I have a 6'2'' Puerto Rican husband who DOESN'T like Mexicans. I find that the prejudice within the Hispanic cultures is far worse than just white vs. Hispanic.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2007, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PMthey would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. 

Why did you want to get married in a kitchen?
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 20, 2007, 03:42:37 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 20, 2007, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PMthey would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. 

Why did you want to get married in a kitchen?

Us part Italians LOVE FOOD. :D

-DC
Will be eating leftover calamari and penne for dinner tonight, YES
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:51:19 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 20, 2007, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PMthey would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. 

Why did you want to get married in a kitchen?

Har har.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: That One Guy on June 20, 2007, 03:52:42 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:51:19 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 20, 2007, 03:39:46 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on June 20, 2007, 03:16:39 PMthey would always bring in some kick ass food and even taught me how to dance salsa and merengue for my wedding in the kitchen. 

Why did you want to get married in a kitchen?

Har har.

:rimshot:

Gotta love the new emotes!
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: hunter s.durden on June 20, 2007, 10:02:02 PM
I think it's funny how the one position that W differs from his GOP on is immigration. He's spent so much time blowing big buisness owners in Texas, who benefit from immigration, that he wants amnesty and all that.

When it benefits him, he's all heart.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 21, 2007, 03:05:14 PM
I think we should not only give amnesty to the Mexicans, we should kick out most of the AMericans to make room for them.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: Cain on June 21, 2007, 03:10:47 PM
Meh.

I work mostly with (legal) immigrants.

Have a problem with working with foreigners?  Then do better at your job, fuckstick.  This is the free market all your right wingers keep jabbering on about...oh, Rush didn't mention a free market also implicitly involves free movement of labour forces?

Too bad.  Perhaps next time you'll do some original research before you start mouthing off again.

Welcome to the real meritocracy.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: LMNO on June 21, 2007, 03:21:59 PM
Yeah, I keep wondering where that Invisible Hand went.  Oh yeah, it's that bitchslap greedy corporations give the working class.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: Cain on June 21, 2007, 03:24:31 PM
Well, you see, its only a free market when it comes to deregulation.  The rest of that shit, like no corporate handouts, relaxing restrictions on foreign workers etc etc, thats badwrong and not really part of the theory.  People like Milton Friedman are clearly mistaken on these points, despite being the originators of such theories.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: LMNO on June 21, 2007, 03:29:46 PM
Gawds.  I hate this culture sometimes.
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 21, 2007, 03:47:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2007, 03:10:47 PM
Meh.

I work mostly with (legal) immigrants.

Have a problem with working with foreigners?  Then do better at your job, fuckstick.  This is the free market all your right wingers keep jabbering on about...oh, Rush didn't mention a free market also implicitly involves free movement of labour forces?

Too bad.  Perhaps next time you'll do some original research before you start mouthing off again.

Welcome to the real meritocracy.

:mittens:
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: Darth Cupcake on June 21, 2007, 03:51:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 21, 2007, 03:29:46 PM
Gawds.  I hate this culture sometimes.

Da-da-du-dun-na MENOMMATROOF

-DC
Will now have that song stuck in her head for the rest of the day...
Title: Re: OH GOD! MEXICANS!
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 22, 2007, 07:05:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 21, 2007, 03:29:46 PM
Gawds.  I hate this culture sometimes.

Nonsense, if they were actually thinking critters we'd have a much more difficult time of manipulating them!