Dear Cabbage,
These past weeks I have endeavored to give you a sample of some of the truths you take for granted which aren't in fact very true at all. I have amassed a wealth of evidence supporting the idea that you have instead been led along all the way since the 1850s (actually, much earlier than that if you care to know) toward our now blossoming Police State.
And, of course, being a Cabbage, you expect me to let you know what to do about it. Now, you'll notice that there has been some delay since my last correspondence to you. During the intervening time I have tried on numerous occasions to lay out exactly what you ask for: a plan, a skeletal framework for Resistance, some kind of answer. Well, here is what I have, after a long and difficult period of brainmilking, come up with:
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I hope you find the above points helpful in your journey toward saving yourself.
Sincerely,
The Asshole Most Responsible.
Answer #1: It's always time to laugh at Pagans: http://www.liweddings.com/community/album/?ID=7987&SID=30&P=112363
Answer #2: It's always time to beat down minorities, whatever the minority be at your place.
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 11:26:32 AM
Answer #2: It's always time to beat down minorities, whatever the minority be at your place.
Answer #3: If the minorities kick your ass, you can always just pound on furries. They like it; they are like schmoos.
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
(http://www.my.owv.at/solution.jpg)
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
(http://www.my.owv.at/solution.jpg)
I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
(http://www.my.owv.at/solution.jpg)
I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
You never will, either.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
You never will, either.
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
You never will, either.
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
You never will, either.
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.
Then all is right with the world then? Right?
Also... Fuckin furries: :evilmad:
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
You never will, either.
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.
Then all is right with the world then? Right?
Also... Fuckin furries: :evilmad:
All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
You never will, either.
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.
Then all is right with the world then? Right?
Also... Fuckin furries: :evilmad:
All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.
Can't we just do both?
(I'm asking for spiritual advice, here!)
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
the current trend is to make them freerange furries, and see if they migrate by themselves towards places where they'll be hunted.
results are varied.
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
You never will, either.
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.
Then all is right with the world then? Right?
Also... Fuckin furries: :evilmad:
All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.
Can't we just do both?
(I'm asking for spiritual advice, here!)
Yes, but bear in mind that the secular humanists in the police department will not understand.
Quote from: triple zero on July 01, 2007, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
the current trend is to make them freerange furries, and see if they migrate by themselves towards places where they'll be hunted.
results are varied.
Constant, fairly reliable results are too agrarian. We can't be having that. It doesn't result in 11/12ths of humanity dying.
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 06:09:09 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 01, 2007, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
the current trend is to make them freerange furries, and see if they migrate by themselves towards places where they'll be hunted.
results are varied.
Constant, fairly reliable results are too agrarian. We can't be having that. It doesn't result in 11/12ths of humanity dying.
:lulz: