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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 01, 2007, 07:57:04 AM

Title: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 01, 2007, 07:57:04 AM
Dear Cabbage,

These past weeks I have endeavored to give you a sample of some of the truths you take for granted which aren't in fact very true at all.  I have amassed a wealth of evidence supporting the idea that you have instead been led along all the way since the 1850s (actually, much earlier than that if you care to know) toward our now blossoming Police State.

And, of course, being a Cabbage, you expect me to let you know what to do about it.  Now, you'll notice that there has been some delay since my last correspondence to you.  During the intervening time I have tried on numerous occasions to lay out exactly what you ask for: a plan, a skeletal framework for Resistance, some kind of answer.  Well, here is what I have, after a long and difficult period of brainmilking, come up with:

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I hope you find the above points helpful in your journey toward saving yourself.

Sincerely,

The Asshole Most Responsible.
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 08:00:43 AM
Answer #1:  It's always time to laugh at Pagans:  http://www.liweddings.com/community/album/?ID=7987&SID=30&P=112363
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: Discord on July 01, 2007, 11:26:32 AM
Answer #2: It's always time to beat down minorities, whatever the minority be at your place.
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 04:33:06 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 11:26:32 AM
Answer #2: It's always time to beat down minorities, whatever the minority be at your place.

Answer #3:  If the minorities kick your ass, you can always just pound on furries.  They like it; they are like schmoos.

Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
(http://www.my.owv.at/solution.jpg)
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
(http://www.my.owv.at/solution.jpg)

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass
(http://www.my.owv.at/solution.jpg)

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.

Then all is right with the world then? Right?



Also... Fuckin furries:  :evilmad:
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.

Then all is right with the world then? Right?



Also... Fuckin furries:  :evilmad:

All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.

Then all is right with the world then? Right?



Also... Fuckin furries:  :evilmad:

All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.

Can't we just do both?

(I'm asking for spiritual advice, here!)
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: Triple Zero on July 01, 2007, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

the current trend is to make them freerange furries, and see if they migrate by themselves towards places where they'll be hunted.

results are varied.
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 06:08:01 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:49:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:47:08 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:44:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:33:58 PM
Quote from: Discord on July 01, 2007, 05:31:08 PM
Answer #4: If even the furries kick your ass

I have never seen a furry kick anyones ass. Ever.

You never will, either. 

I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

They're already being fed the former residents of Darfur.

Then all is right with the world then? Right?



Also... Fuckin furries:  :evilmad:

All will be right with the world when it is LEGAL to stop beating mimes and start beating furries.

Can't we just do both?

(I'm asking for spiritual advice, here!)

Yes, but bear in mind that the secular humanists in the police department will not understand.
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: Payne on July 01, 2007, 06:09:09 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 01, 2007, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

the current trend is to make them freerange furries, and see if they migrate by themselves towards places where they'll be hunted.

results are varied.

Constant, fairly reliable results are too agrarian. We can't be having that. It doesn't result in 11/12ths of humanity dying.
Title: Re: Letter to the Cabbages pt 3: What's the Answer?
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 01, 2007, 06:10:07 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 06:09:09 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 01, 2007, 06:02:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
I didn't think I would. Shouldn't we just send furries to Sudan, with the cows and stuff, to feed starving children?

the current trend is to make them freerange furries, and see if they migrate by themselves towards places where they'll be hunted.

results are varied.

Constant, fairly reliable results are too agrarian. We can't be having that. It doesn't result in 11/12ths of humanity dying.

:lulz: