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Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: Kimmy Gibbler on July 19, 2007, 09:44:39 PM

Title: Guts
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on July 19, 2007, 09:44:39 PM
Short story by Chuck Palahniuk.

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html (http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html)

NSFW or the faint of heart.
Title: Re: Guts
Post by: Triple Zero on July 19, 2007, 09:46:32 PM
i can't read fast enough to read that amount of text while holding my breath.

also i've a hangover and i know reading gross things will make me very dizzy now :) i'll save it for tomorrow.

also, for the NSFW record, there are no NSFW pics on that page, so you can click it safely, i guess the text isn't though, so don't accidentally read it to your boss.
Title: Re: Guts
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 20, 2007, 05:38:17 AM
Hah, I've read that before. I think it's from Haunted actually.
Title: Re: Guts
Post by: Cramulus on August 02, 2007, 06:51:29 PM
I printed this out to read on the ride home, but after reading the first two paragraphs I couldn't stop.

I was praying that my coworkers wouldn't hear me giggling with horror and come ask what I was laughing about.

That was an awesome story. The perfect blend of deadpan humor and masturbatory horror.
Title: Re: Guts
Post by: Yarbles on August 03, 2007, 12:00:53 AM
I showed this story to my literature teacher. Since then, she doesn't talk to me as much as before.
I love Palahniuk.
Title: Re: Guts
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 03, 2007, 12:10:57 AM
Cram's analysis is correct.

This is Portland, Oregon's ambassador to the world, btw.
Title: Re: Guts
Post by: Chairman Risus on August 03, 2007, 03:24:57 AM

Quote from: Netaungrot on August 03, 2007, 12:10:57 AM
Cram's analysis is correct.

This is Portland, Oregon's ambassador to the world, btw.

Yarbles, or Chuck?
Title: Re: Guts
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 05, 2007, 08:27:31 PM
Chuck.
Title: Re: Guts
Post by: Cain on August 05, 2007, 08:29:19 PM
Quote from: TTM on July 20, 2007, 05:38:17 AM
Hah, I've read that before. I think it's from Haunted actually.

It may be.  I have a copy, but haven't read it yet, so....