ECH, you jabbering, treacherous pimp. I have people in Maine, people who will haul you up by the back of the pants and shoot you full of angel dust and slam you on the nearest DHS bus with your fingernails painted pink and your mouth covered in blazing red lipstick and your big toes lashed together.
So stop this whoring around and answer your emails. Yeah, I know. Email is the work of the debbil, and does nothing but spew ads for penis enlargers and Nigerian expatriates. I hate the fucking thing, and I am always amazed when anyone actually responds to it. But respond to it you will, lest I have the Antignano brothers pay you a visit. Remember what happened to Talufa? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Viva le revolution, you yammering gasbag.
Yours truly,
COMMANDER RINGMEAT.
ETA: It seems the email bounced. Please disregard the above threats of kidnapping, mayhem, and violations of the Mann Act.
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I need to respond this way to people at work.
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2007, 12:43:30 PM
:lulz:
I need to respond this way to people at work.
TITCM, and also a fast track to getting fired.
...I'm in.
this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.
:banana:
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2007, 12:43:30 PM
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I need to respond this way to people at work.
It's been working for me so far.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 28, 2007, 04:42:32 PM
this thread makes me feel all warm and runny inside.
:banana:
Dear Blowhole:
UPS does not deliver to PO boxes.
That is all.
Bump. I was pretty fucked up when I wrote this.
I miss the good old days of cactus and puking on pedestrians. :sad:
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2007, 02:10:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on August 28, 2007, 12:43:30 PM
:lulz:
I need to respond this way to people at work.
TITCM, and also a fast track to getting fired.
...I'm in.
Note: 13 days after I posted this, I got sacked. Coincidence?