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Title: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:00:56 AM
Fucking Neitsche <--- how the fuck do you spell that?  I predict I will be incontinent within an hour.  I am kind of looking forward to it.

My keyboard is fucking with me.  I may have to shoot it.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:04:17 AM
Niche.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:04:58 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:04:17 AM
Niche.

YOU FUCKING WITH ME, BOY?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:06:35 AM
I am a fish, sir. Why would I want to do such a thing to god?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Idem on September 30, 2007, 04:09:07 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:06:35 AM
I am a fish, sir. Why would I want to do such a thing to god?
QFT.  you're not a crunchy, cheesy snackfood.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:09:49 AM
Proof (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecological_niche)

Edit: I'm a fuckfist.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:10:23 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:06:35 AM
I am a fish, sir. Why would I want to do such a thing to god?

Cut that out.  I have enough probelms.  My wife has left me here alone and unarmed.

I fucking KNEW she'd desert me when the bastards finally came for me.  I can hear them out by the garbage bins.  Scum, all over the yard and onm the windows.  THERE IS NO JOY IN MUDVILLE FUCKBATS!  I HAVE A TASER!  COME AND GET SOME!

I think I need more medicine.  My head is all full of packing peanuts.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Idem on September 30, 2007, 04:10:54 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:09:49 AM
Proof (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecological_niche")
LINK BROKEN
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:11:10 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:09:49 AM
Proof (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecological_niche")

THey killed your internets.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:12:15 AM
See edit.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:13:12 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:12:15 AM
See edit.

Is that Easter Island in the pic?  I can't see it clearly.

I want to steal one of those statues.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:14:59 AM
Close, but it's actually the easter bunny. With Lichens. Invading yuor niche.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:16:25 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:14:59 AM
Close, but it's actually the easter bunny. With Lichens. Invading yuor niche.

I still have my taser.  Let them try.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:18:43 AM
Is it just the close range type or do you have one of those spiffy gun-wire tasers?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:19:45 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:18:43 AM
Is it just the close range type or do you have one of those spiffy gun-wire tasers?

Close range.  I ahve to lure them in.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:23:39 AM
Hey, I have one of those too!

I'm guessing you got yours cus it comes with the job right?

Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:23:39 AM
Hey, I have one of those too!

I'm guessing you got yours cus it comes with the job right?



I HAVE EXTRAS.  Maria took the regular one. 

ALWAYS HAVE EXTRAS.  Listen to that if you never listen to anything else I say.  You never know when you'll be stuck on a mountain with no guns and sneaky bastards hiding in your garbage bins.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:27:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:23:39 AM
Hey, I have one of those too!

I'm guessing you got yours cus it comes with the job right?



I HAVE EXTRAS.  Maria took the regular one. 

ALWAYS HAVE EXTRAS.  Listen to that if you never listen to anything else I say.  You never know when you'll be stuck on a mountain with no guns and sneaky bastards hiding in your garbage bins.

Holy shit that did my puny head in trying to figure out how that would work...
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:28:47 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:27:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:25:50 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:23:39 AM
Hey, I have one of those too!

I'm guessing you got yours cus it comes with the job right?



I HAVE EXTRAS.  Maria took the regular one. 

ALWAYS HAVE EXTRAS.  Listen to that if you never listen to anything else I say.  You never know when you'll be stuck on a mountain with no guns and sneaky bastards hiding in your garbage bins.

Holy shit that did my puny head in trying to figure out how that would work...

YOU just need to align your headbones better.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: pelerising on September 30, 2007, 04:29:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:00:56 AM
Fucking Neitsche <--- how the fuck do you spell that?  I predict I will be incontinent within an hour.  I am kind of looking forward to it.

My keyboard is fucking with me.  I may have to shoot it.

Nietzsche?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:32:40 AM
Quote from: pelerising on September 30, 2007, 04:29:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:00:56 AM
Fucking Neitsche <--- how the fuck do you spell that?  I predict I will be incontinent within an hour.  I am kind of looking forward to it.

My keyboard is fucking with me.  I may have to shoot it.

Nietzsche?

Oh no you're in trouble now...
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:36:24 AM
Correction: We're all fucked now.

All correct information TGRR can get his hands on will be used towards his dream of monkey obliteration.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: pelerising on September 30, 2007, 04:40:27 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:32:40 AM
Quote from: pelerising on September 30, 2007, 04:29:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:00:56 AM
Fucking Neitsche <--- how the fuck do you spell that?  I predict I will be incontinent within an hour.  I am kind of looking forward to it.

My keyboard is fucking with me.  I may have to shoot it.

Nietzsche?

Oh no you're in trouble now...

It was bound to happen sooner or later...
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:41:37 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:36:24 AM
Correction: We're all fucked now.

All correct information TGRR can get his hands on will be used towards his dream of monkey obliteration.

TROOF.

I FOUND MY BULLPUP AND MY CAR KEYS.  I AM OFF TO RID MY RUBBISH OF GOVERNMENT AGENTS.

THEN I SHALL DRIVE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN AND DO SOMETHING HILARIOUS. 

Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
Post pics or you know what.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
Post pics or you know what.

FUCK YOU.

Got keys.  DO not have car.

Bastards.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:52:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:41:37 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:36:24 AM
Correction: We're all fucked now.

All correct information TGRR can get his hands on will be used towards his dream of monkey obliteration.

TROOF.

I FOUND MY BULLPUP AND MY CAR KEYS.  I AM OFF TO RID MY RUBBISH OF GOVERNMENT AGENTS.

THEN I SHALL DRIVE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN AND DO SOMETHING HILARIOUS. 



Waitasec... did you somehow get yourself stuck in your rubbish or something?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:54:39 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:52:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:41:37 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:36:24 AM
Correction: We're all fucked now.

All correct information TGRR can get his hands on will be used towards his dream of monkey obliteration.

TROOF.

I FOUND MY BULLPUP AND MY CAR KEYS.  I AM OFF TO RID MY RUBBISH OF GOVERNMENT AGENTS.

THEN I SHALL DRIVE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN AND DO SOMETHING HILARIOUS. 



Waitasec... did you somehow get yourself stuck in your rubbish or something?

There is no rubbish.  I have disposed of it.  I have many shells.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 05:01:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
Post pics or you know what.

FUCK YOU.

Got keys.  DO not have car.

Bastards.

Why does this sound so familar and why do I get the feeling of deja vu?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 05:02:18 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 05:01:00 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 04:50:09 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 04:44:06 AM
Post pics or you know what.

FUCK YOU.

Got keys.  DO not have car.

Bastards.

Why does this sound so familar and why do I get the feeling of deja vu?
I DON'T KNOW.  WHERE YOU IN MY RUBBISH?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 05:05:54 AM
Not sure. Where is your rubbish located?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Idem on September 30, 2007, 05:07:01 AM
DID YOU LISTEN TO A DMAN THING HE SAID?  ITS ON THE MOUNTAIN.   :argh!:
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 05:08:43 AM
Quote from: Idem on September 30, 2007, 05:07:01 AM
DID YOU LISTEN TO A DMAN THING HE SAID?  ITS ON THE MOUNTAIN.   :argh!:

Now now.  We must remain calm.  We owe it to the little people.

In some cultures, I am worshipped as a God of tranquility, you know.

TGRR,
Is very, very tall.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on September 30, 2007, 05:20:34 AM
Which cultures? Yoghurt perhaps? :P

Oh, go on TGRR. As if you weren't sick of my shit months ago and your just trying to lure me to you by pretending to be ok with me so that when I get close enough... zap.

I know how you're just itching to use that thing.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 05:34:21 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 05:20:34 AM
Which cultures? Yoghurt perhaps? :P

Oh, go on TGRR. As if you weren't sick of my shit months ago and your just trying to lure me to you by pretending to be ok with me so that when I get close enough... zap.

I know how you're just itching to use that thing.

I will get you all, one fine day.

Each and every one of you.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 30, 2007, 07:06:58 AM
when you tag me, will i then be it (excuse me, will J be it) and then i can tag someone else?

i like that game.



you can get people when theyre least expecting it.

like a spider sneakin up on a cricket.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 07:09:47 AM
Quote from: Cthulhu's Squidling on September 30, 2007, 07:06:58 AM
when you tag me, will i then be it (excuse me, will J be it) and then i can tag someone else?

i like that game.



you can get people when theyre least expecting it.

like a spider sneakin up on a cricket.

When I get around to tagging people, it will register on siesmometers in Paraguay.

Make your time.

Now, I have to go.  I am once again having teh fun, and this time I will not waste my divine wisdom on your mortals.

TGRR,
Keeping it all to ourself.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2007, 12:21:20 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 05:20:34 AM
Which cultures? Yoghurt perhaps? :P

:lulz:

Also, Roger = teh William Cooper of Discordia.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 05:00:16 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2007, 12:21:20 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on September 30, 2007, 05:20:34 AM
Which cultures? Yoghurt perhaps? :P

:lulz:

Also, Roger = teh William Cooper of Discordia.

He was right, you know.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Cain on September 30, 2007, 05:11:05 PM
And the gummint jumped his shit and shot him in the head.

Watch your back when dealing with people playing with your trash.  Or at least booby trap it.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 05:16:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2007, 05:11:05 PM
And the gummint jumped his shit and shot him in the head.

Watch your back when dealing with people playing with your trash.  Or at least booby trap it.

My trash is scattered down the side of the mountain.  My trash bins are perforated with buckshot.

My wife is really, really pissed.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Doktor Loki on October 01, 2007, 06:16:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 30, 2007, 05:16:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 30, 2007, 05:11:05 PM
And the gummint jumped his shit and shot him in the head.

Watch your back when dealing with people playing with your trash.  Or at least booby trap it.

My trash is scattered down the side of the mountain.  My trash bins are perforated with buckshot.

My wife is really, really pissed.

This post makes me smile more than i have smiled in almost two days.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2008, 03:07:55 AM
Wow.  I was one fucked up monkey.   :lulz:
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on January 25, 2008, 03:09:51 AM
Pics or it didn't happen?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2008, 03:10:21 AM
Quote from: Cainad on January 25, 2008, 03:09:51 AM
Pics or it didn't happen?

Been done.  Upthread.

Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Bharlion on January 30, 2008, 07:06:18 AM
Neat Chi. That is how I say and spell it.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 05:14:01 PM
Weltburger.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Suu on January 07, 2011, 05:56:50 PM
*babump*
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Telarus on January 07, 2011, 10:44:09 PM
 :x
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on January 22, 2011, 09:49:55 AM
Holy fuck. I don't even remember any of the things I posted here.
I must have been quite high.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Don Coyote on January 22, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
What fuck is this?
It scares me.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: Lies on January 23, 2011, 02:40:40 AM
Quote from: Lies on September 30, 2007, 04:09:49 AM
Proof (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecological_niche)

Edit: I'm a fuckfist.
I mean, seriously, Fuckfist? I didn't even know that word was in my vocabulary  :?
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 23, 2011, 07:11:33 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 22, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
What fuck is this?
It scares me.

Peyote and guns.

Good times.
Title: Re: I BET ZARATHUSTRA NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH COMMIES AND FAT SCUM REPUBLICANS.
Post by: The Commander on February 12, 2011, 04:14:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 23, 2011, 07:11:33 AM
Quote from: Canis latrans eques on January 22, 2011, 05:06:11 PM
What fuck is this?
It scares me.

Peyote and guns.

Good times.

Don't forget the cat...there's always a cat.

I hate that fucker.

The Commander
DIA