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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Kimmy Gibbler on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM

Title: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: AFK on January 10, 2008, 02:31:42 PM
did you pull up the rug?
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on January 10, 2008, 04:49:27 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

TWENTY TWO!?! TWENTY TWO!??!

TWENTY = 5 Unique Letters  <---- Law of Fives
TWO = 2 additional unique letters and the word TWO has 3 letters in toto <--- Twenty Three enigma.


Remember, if you find 'the answer' its just because you stopped looking...  :lulz:
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Bharlion on January 11, 2008, 06:36:20 AM
I trust in the number 23. I trust my paranoia. They are actually out to get me. They are watching me. They are reading this. You didn't see me. I don't exist. I am just a ghost in the system who is waiting for the storm. Bless 23!
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 11, 2008, 07:05:11 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/68345
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Jasper on January 12, 2008, 04:56:54 AM
I hope they are, just for the disinformation shock it'd do them.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Triple Zero on January 13, 2008, 03:40:52 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

"the law of fives becomes MORE apparent, the harder you look"

you just needed to look a bit harder, find that last lighter and call it a ZOMFG23PINEAL
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: AFK on January 13, 2008, 05:57:55 PM
Clearly, someone has been pinching lighters from Izzo's room.  You should seek immediate revenge and justice.  And post pics or it didn't happen. 
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2008, 02:05:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2008, 07:05:11 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/68345

:lol::lol::lol:
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Xooxe on January 14, 2008, 04:52:31 AM
 :lol: Let them know which statues don't love them anymore.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2008, 04:55:39 AM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!

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Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: mortikanaan on February 25, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!


someone clearly doesnt get it....

so sad

Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on February 25, 2008, 10:10:30 PM
TMINUS 31!
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2008, 10:11:03 PM
LAWL
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: hooplala on February 25, 2008, 10:33:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2008, 07:05:11 PM
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/68345

I am quite literally CRYING with laughter!
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: LMNO on February 26, 2008, 01:20:06 PM
Quote from: mortikanaan on February 25, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!


someone clearly doesnt get it....

so sad



Do tell...
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: nostalgicBadger on February 28, 2008, 02:18:15 PM
At this point, I might like to issue a challenge:
I have a small scripting company called Four.Seven Limited ( originally 47 Productions, but Four.Seven seemed more aesthetically pleasing ) and I occasionally like to work in allusions to Discordianism which none of my audience would ever catch, but all the better. Anyway, I have found a few ways to connect the number 47 to the number 23 and to 5, but they're all pretty big stretches. I would love to hear what this group can come up with.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Random Probability on February 28, 2008, 06:45:36 PM
Quote from: nostalgicBadger on February 28, 2008, 02:18:15 PM
At this point, I might like to issue a challenge:
I have a small scripting company called Four.Seven Limited ( originally 47 Productions, but Four.Seven seemed more aesthetically pleasing ) and I occasionally like to work in allusions to Discordianism which none of my audience would ever catch, but all the better. Anyway, I have found a few ways to connect the number 47 to the number 23 and to 5, but they're all pretty big stretches. I would love to hear what this group can come up with.


1. Ask psychologically disturbed people for their earnest opionions
2. Correct their grammar and edit for content
3. Compile "Book of Wisdom"
4. ???
5. Prophet!
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Vene on February 28, 2008, 07:41:57 PM
Law of Fives on 47:

It's 2 digits.  And by adding 3 it becomes 50.  2 and 3 are 23, 50 is 10 fives.  And 10 is 2x5 and (of course) 5 is 2+3.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 28, 2008, 10:48:28 PM
If you divide 47 by 2 it's 23.5.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: nostalgicBadger on February 29, 2008, 02:18:41 AM
Nigel FTW
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Vene on February 29, 2008, 02:22:25 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 28, 2008, 10:48:28 PM
If you divide 47 by 2 it's 23.5.
How the fuck did I miss that one? :x
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 29, 2008, 03:23:15 AM
:digtbk:
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: nostalgicBadger on February 29, 2008, 01:33:57 PM
Quote from: Vene on February 29, 2008, 02:22:25 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 28, 2008, 10:48:28 PM
If you divide 47 by 2 it's 23.5.
How the fuck did I miss that one? :x

No idea, but I did too.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on February 29, 2008, 05:09:58 PM
It's because Nigel secretly works for the Illuminati.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 29, 2008, 05:10:58 PM
There's no such thing.  :fnord:
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 02, 2008, 02:35:42 AM
4 is less than 5, also, 7-2 is 5 and 7+3 is 10 (or 5*2), and 2+3=5 (also the connection to 23).
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Vene on March 02, 2008, 03:40:59 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 29, 2008, 05:10:58 PM
There's no such thing.  :fnord:
That's good to know, but for some reason your post makes me uneasy.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Triple Zero on March 02, 2008, 04:55:27 PM
just because we're on the subject, i'll offer my bit of Lo5 wisdom:

2 + 3 = 5

32 + 23 = 17

33 - 22 = 23
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Iron Sulfide on March 02, 2008, 06:31:44 PM
polar connection:

Sum = 4 + 7 = 11, or 2 by reduction.

Difference = 7 -  4 = 3

ergo, the polar opposites of 47 encompass the totality of 5.

Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: nostalgicBadger on March 05, 2008, 06:31:02 PM
Prater's profile pic is rock
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on March 11, 2008, 06:59:49 AM
I can't believe this retarded fucking topic is still going.
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 12, 2008, 04:48:51 AM
Quote from: LMNO on February 26, 2008, 01:20:06 PM
Quote from: mortikanaan on February 25, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!


someone clearly doesnt get it....

so sad



Do tell...

im still waiting to see a reply to this
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: the last yatto on June 23, 2009, 10:45:23 PM
Quote from: mortikanaan on February 25, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!


someone clearly doesnt get it....

so sad



is he the 23rd lighter?
Title: Re: ZOMG LAWL OF FIEVS
Post by: rubickspoop on June 24, 2009, 07:44:23 AM
Quote from: yαtto on June 23, 2009, 10:45:23 PM
Quote from: mortikanaan on February 25, 2008, 10:07:43 PM
Quote from: Izzo on January 10, 2008, 10:33:01 AM
I CLEANED OUT MAH BEDROOM AND GUESS HOW MANY LIGHTERS I FOUND??????

TWENTY TWO!  FUCK THE LAW OF FIVES!


someone clearly doesnt get it....

so sad



is he the 23rd lighter?

:lulz:
The timing of your answer made it 5 times funnier.