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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 12:15:44 AM

Title: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 12:15:44 AM
I have tolerated his shady immoral behaviour for long enough.

It's time to put this petty dictator to bed.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2008, 12:16:22 AM
YES!
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 12:17:43 AM
His scrofulous beard is an offense to my eye, and his half-witted meanderings are a sin against all that is GOOD and TRUE.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Cramulus on April 01, 2008, 12:33:34 AM
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF HIS SCROTIFEROUS BEARD AS WELL


:hashishim:

THIS ENDS HERE!
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on April 01, 2008, 02:48:27 AM
We have only one choice: we must acquire the assistance of an even more despicable evil overlord!

PTERODACTYL HANDLER, I CHOOSE YUO!
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:50:30 AM
Quote from: Cainad on April 01, 2008, 02:48:27 AM
We have only one choice: we must acquire the assistance of an even more despicable evil overlord!

PTERODACTYL HANDLER, I CHOOSE YUO!

Who is talking to you, sweatsock-sucker? 
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 01, 2008, 02:54:23 AM
This thread sickens me.

This is nothing but blatant racism against Salazoreans.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2008, 03:06:35 AM
Next thing, you'll be defending the Germans...
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Jenne on April 01, 2008, 03:35:07 AM
Heil Enrico!
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on April 01, 2008, 03:35:43 AM
GREETINGS FORUMITES

I have been summonedto defend you against Enrico Salazar?

You Fewls. You only futher expose your weakness to me. Defend you? Poppycock! I will REDOUBLE my efforts to mutilate your simpering social network.


Mr. Salazar:

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/overlayz/pterodactylizer-17.jpg)

Though I am personally uninterested in contemporary media, in the 1990s, some of my Pterodactyls were avid listeners of your radio show. Their wretched eyes would gleam with murderous glee as they listened to you carrying on, your speeches counterpointed by the human screaming of tonight's dinner.

It succeeded in calming them down from time to time. Their bellies full, they would lay on the carpet, listening to your broadcast. For the duration of the show, they would cease their endless wretched lamentations. ("bikaaaw") So for that, I thank you.

If your continued existence is provoking the unwashed mouthbreathers who inhabit this gaping xarlacc pit of the internet, then I salute you and drink to your health.


Pterodactyl Handler X
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2008, 03:47:46 AM
My money is on Enrico.

He would fucking ANYBODY.

:jihaad: <--- Palestinian soccer fans agree.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2008, 03:50:51 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 01, 2008, 03:06:35 AM
Next thing, you'll be defending the Germans...


4 out of 5 Nazis agree:

(http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-Himmler3.png)

The 5th Nazi just took it in the butt.  DNT Enrico.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2008, 03:51:28 AM
That needs some Womp, I think.  Especially Himmler.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2008, 03:55:57 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 01, 2008, 03:56:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2008, 03:47:46 AM
My money is on Enrico.

He would fucking ANYBODY.

:jihaad: <--- Palestinian soccer fans agree.

agree
I heard a rumour that even shady Russian arms dealers voluntary castrate themselves hoping to appease Enrico before he gets "really" mad
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2008, 03:59:56 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 01, 2008, 03:55:57 AM
:lulz:

Someone needs to seriously fuck that pic up.

Srsly.

The look on Himmler's face is BEGGING for it.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Requia ☣ on April 01, 2008, 08:14:25 AM
I'm on Enrico's side on this one.

Mostly because I want an ostrich.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2008, 01:40:54 PM
His Glorious Faggotry is unparalleled.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 01:57:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2008, 03:51:28 AM
That needs some Womp, I think.  Especially Himmler.

I come for the brutal genocide and the barbaric political back stabbing....

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/sspride.png)

But I STAY for the Wango-Tango
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2008, 01:57:33 PM
I bet Diabo has something to do with this thread (which I still support, BTW)...
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 06:19:06 PM
I was thinking about getting some world power to drop cruise missiles everywhere he has ever been. Or might have been.

It probably won't kill him, but it'll show him WE MEAN BUSINESS.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Doktor Loki on April 01, 2008, 06:20:57 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 01, 2008, 06:19:06 PM
I was thinking about getting some world power to drop cruise missiles everywhere he has ever been. Or might have been.

It probably won't kill him, but it'll show him WE MEAN BUSINESS.

You WANT Enrico to get serious?  Have fun with that.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Payne on April 01, 2008, 06:39:38 PM
Enrico is more irritating than a sandy butthole. He is mere fly compared to other, more competant masters of PAIN, such as Chef Diesel.

Enrico getting serious would be like a daisy getting petulant. And about as effective.

WAR! on Enrico and his progeny (mutated half man/half goat creatures, for the most part)
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Not Red Ame on April 04, 2008, 03:24:13 AM
Dear Enrico,
Will you autograph my first-edition copy of "Do Like This, Slut!"?  Please write "To Not Red Ame, my biggest influence, thanks for letting me research on you for my book"
I want you to know that I am voting for you as the next governor of Minnesota. The only reason I register to vote is to write your name in. If I could vote for the pope, I'd write your name in for that too.
Viva la cultural revolution
NRA
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 06, 2009, 04:34:05 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 01, 2008, 03:50:51 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 01, 2008, 03:06:35 AM
Next thing, you'll be defending the Germans...


4 out of 5 Nazis agree:

(http://www.orange-papers.org/orange-Himmler3.png)

The 5th Nazi just took it in the butt.  DNT Enrico.


Hahaha I crack myself up
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Honey on April 09, 2009, 06:07:41 AM
Yay Enrico!   :)  He cannot die!  He'll just do that thing he does.   

(hi gorgeous)
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2011, 07:45:06 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

THIS.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Adios on January 17, 2011, 07:57:49 PM
I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
                            \
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-110117-popeye-9a.photoblog900.jpg)
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: hooplala on January 17, 2011, 08:07:19 PM
I'm still waiting for "Do Like This, Slut!" to be released...
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: hooplala on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 13, 2012, 07:44:33 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?

Of course they do. They even have wi-fi technology.

(http://www.turnpoint.net/wireless/images/pringlesonstandbig.jpg)
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: hooplala on August 13, 2012, 08:02:37 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?

AHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck

I'm not gonna tell you what "tuna boat" is a euphemism for here, but I will say that the Generalissimo would have a field day on one.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: hooplala on August 14, 2012, 06:59:51 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?

AHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck

I'm not gonna tell you what "tuna boat" is a euphemism for here, but I will say that the Generalissimo would have a field day on one.

I assure you I did not use the word innocently.
Title: Re: Enrico MUST DIE
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 15, 2012, 03:44:02 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 14, 2012, 06:59:51 PM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 13, 2012, 11:43:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 13, 2012, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 13, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Enrico Salazar on April 01, 2008, 02:44:18 AM
Enrico has been threatened and attacked by better men than any of you miserable maggotfeed together could be.  You are not half the mans that Normal Fells was.  There was man who walked bowllegged due to enourmous balls.  He try kill Enrico three time in 1978, and one time cut off Beatrice Arthur's earlobe.  That is why she wear hair like that for so long.

You know how many peoples has tried for to kill Enrico?  Is seventy two.

And Enrico is not dead yet.  All he want to do is teach the children. He write book, is called "Do Like This, Slut!".  Is good.  All you faggots like.  Why the hate?

:cry:

I MISS MY GENERALISSIMO!

:cry:

I have it on good authority that he hired out a tuna boat and is touring the west coast of the americas in search of Salazore, where it was last sighted.  I believe the old boy is getting homesick... I wonder if they have internet access in Salazore?

AHAHAHAHA

Oh fuck

I'm not gonna tell you what "tuna boat" is a euphemism for here, but I will say that the Generalissimo would have a field day on one.

I assure you I did not use the word innocently.

:lol::hi5::lol: