I had a chat with Bill Joe from Green Day on MyspaceIM and this is an exact quote from our conversation:
Panpangoat: Do you like Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Jesproles27: I don't watch TV, it causes pollution.
SO DOES THE COMPUTER DUMB ASS!
He then started whining because his hair was messing up and he got offline to go buy some hair product.
This is a true story, and Jesproles27 is his real Instant Messenger name, so if you have myspace, feel free to write him and notify him of what a dipshit he is.
I used to like Green Day, back when they were punk rock (I hate stereotypical classifications) but now they have contracted the commercialized bullshit sell out disease and they suck.
They suck.
I never liked Green Day. I also never liked pop bands labeling themselves punk to try to sell more records. That is probably more the marketing division's fault though. I can't grasp the concept of why people would claim to listen to a genre of music just for the label.
Really fucking rude to give out people's IM handle.
Just sayin...
Quote from: Panpangoat on May 07, 2008, 09:18:10 AM
I used to like Green Day, back when they were punk rock (I hate stereotypical classifications) but now they have contracted the commercialized bullshit sell out disease and they suck.
:spag:
You talk to people from Green Day, you gets what you gets...
the only reason i like greenday is the youngings like it and their shit is so pathetically easy to play that i could teach it to a beginner on the spot
It's not easy being Green Day
/
:spag2:
hey, how'd you find Billy Joe's screen name?
He found it written on the Men's room wall at the local International House Of Suck.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 07, 2008, 03:00:11 PM
He found it written on the Men's room wall at the local International House Of Suck.
Not surprisingly, the waffles at the IHOS are kind of meh
the bathroom, however, is a sight to behold
Let me get this straight: You had the ear of a man who's music gets played on MTV heavy rotation* and who's statements are quoted in national magazines, and you asked him about a cartoon?
LOL, potential Discordian mouthpiece ruined.
*Fine, MTV2: where they actually play music videos.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 07, 2008, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 07, 2008, 03:00:11 PM
He found it written on the Men's room wall at the local International House Of Suck.
Not surprisingly, the waffles at the IHOS are kind of meh
the bathroom, however, is a sight to behold
:lulz:
This thread needs Hooker with a Penis.
Quote from: Suu! on May 07, 2008, 06:04:42 PM
This thread needs Hooker with a Penis.
So, you're saying this thread is a Toolbox?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 07, 2008, 03:08:00 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 07, 2008, 03:00:11 PM
He found it written on the Men's room wall at the local International House Of Suck.
Not surprisingly, the waffles at the IHOS are kind of meh
the bathroom, however, is a sight to behold
Yeah, it's great...if you can get past all the ghey secks and poo on the walls.
Wait.
Wrong bathroom.
There are no Billy Joel on the internets.
LMFAO wtf felix. HAHAHA. N E way, thats not all I asked him about. But try being a celebrity or his status. Not only does he already have his own agenda, but he is self absorbed and wont budge on anything for anyone, except higher prestiege. Billy Joe from Green Day is not the kind of guy you are going to want to get started on any topic of any importance, unless it is a topic of his chosing. He is a Vegan, a charity organization president, and yadda yadda yadda. Saying anything of importance to him via myspace would be a complete waste of time. He is to busy feeding the starving children of Africa to care about Discordians. Also he sucks.
I am a musician, my new CD kicks the shit ot of anything Green Day has done since Dookie. I have an agent and I am currently scanning the market for the best oppritunity for me. So keep that shit in mind when I get on national TV or some shit, bcause then you will have my screen name too.
Feel free to write me and let me know wht a dip shit I am.
Hey, a trashtalking musician troll.
We've had one like that before... :)
Quote from: Felix on May 07, 2008, 10:23:04 PM
Hey, a trashtalking musician troll.
We've had one like that before... :)
Huh?
You weren't here for it.
so I assume it has nothing to do with Funky Breaks, Progressive Breaks, Electro Breaks, Freestyle, et al?
No.
Search "Klok Kaos" on the forums.
Quote from: Panpangoat on May 07, 2008, 09:18:10 AMI used to like Green Day, back when they were punk rock (I hate stereotypical classifications) but now they have contracted the commercialized bullshit sell out disease and they suck.
They suck.
but .. but .. BUT THEY INVENTED THE BREAKBEAT!!!
If you guys really wanted to fuck with me, you could keep calling me a troll, because I have no clue what the fuck you are talking about. I dont talk trash, you do. Actually I do talk trash to an extent. Regardless, Billy Joe is a peice of commercialized lunch meat with a mountain dew sticker on his face.
Im looking forward to reading some more posts tonight. I will be an active member of this forum or as long as I feel like it and if you look around I have said a few nice things that you are probably unaware of. Im not who you think I am. Everytme you try to negate me I will defend myself simply to spite you.
But I feel like playing nice and making friends and if you want to try to screw that up for me then be my guest. More fuel for the troll right?
I have some shit worth saying and doing that has nothing to do your opinions of me or my opinions of your opinions of me.
Quote from: Panpangoat on May 08, 2008, 02:23:02 AM
If you guys really wanted to fuck with me, you could keep calling me a troll, because I have no clue what the fuck you are talking about. I dont talk trash, you do. Actually I do talk trash to an extent. Regardless, Billy Joe is a peice of commercialized lunch meat with a mountain dew sticker on his face.
Im looking forward to reading some more posts tonight. I will be an active member of this forum or as long as I feel like it and if you look around I have said a few nice things that you are probably unaware of. Im not who you think I am. Everytme you try to negate me I will defend myself simply to spite you.
But I feel like playing nice and making friends and if you want to try to screw that up for me then be my guest. More fuel for the troll right?
I have some shit worth saying and doing that has nothing to do your opinions of me or my opinions of your opinions of me.
(http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stairway_small.jpg)
We can do this ALLLLL night!
:lulz:
Quote from: ShoobyDB on May 07, 2008, 09:23:30 AM
I never liked Green Day. I also never liked pop bands labeling themselves punk to try to sell more records. That is probably more the marketing division's fault though. I can't grasp the concept of why people would claim to listen to a genre of music just for the label.
I still like Green Day. Sure, they're brain candy, but they're pretty good at it.
TGRR,
Doesn't care if a band is popular, commercialized, or labeled.
Quote from: Panpangoat on May 08, 2008, 02:23:02 AM
If you guys really wanted to fuck with me, you could keep calling me a troll, because I have no clue what the fuck you are talking about. I dont talk trash, you do. Actually I do talk trash to an extent. Regardless, Billy Joe is a peice of commercialized lunch meat with a mountain dew sticker on his face.
Im looking forward to reading some more posts tonight. I will be an active member of this forum or as long as I feel like it and if you look around I have said a few nice things that you are probably unaware of. Im not who you think I am. Everytme you try to negate me I will defend myself simply to spite you.
But I feel like playing nice and making friends and if you want to try to screw that up for me then be my guest. More fuel for the troll right?
I have some shit worth saying and doing that has nothing to do your opinions of me or my opinions of your opinions of me.
Calm down, Francis.
hahah did you just bust out the IRL first name?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 08, 2008, 03:42:47 AM
hahah did you just bust out the IRL first name?
No, I quoted
Stripes.
I absolutly LOVE greed day, and my chemical romance. they are like the best you know. I figured.
Quote from: Boozer on May 08, 2008, 04:10:34 AM
I absolutly LOVE greed day, and my chemical romance. they are like the best you know. I figured.
:mullet:
Nobody beats Concrete Blonde.
E/O/T
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:47:53 AM
Nobody beats Concrete Blonde.
E/O/T
Point. Joey was pretty good.
Sure, it's emo shit, but it's talented emo shit.
Don't forget their "Everybody Knows"...
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:52:25 AM
Don't forget their "Everybody Knows"...
WRONG!
Everybody Knows was a Cohen cover.
The Bloodletting
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:52:25 AM
Don't forget their "Everybody Knows"...
Meh. Don Henley did a better version.
Caroline is pretty cool, though.
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 04:54:14 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:52:25 AM
Don't forget their "Everybody Knows"...
WRONG!
Everybody Knows was a Cohen cover.
The Bloodletting
:kingmeh:
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 04:54:14 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:52:25 AM
Don't forget their "Everybody Knows"...
WRONG!
Everybody Knows was a Cohen cover.
The Bloodletting
I'm aware. How does that refute what I said?
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:58:45 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 04:54:14 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:52:25 AM
Don't forget their "Everybody Knows"...
WRONG!
Everybody Knows was a Cohen cover.
The Bloodletting
I'm aware. How does that refute what I said?
It doesn't, AFAICT.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:58:45 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 04:54:14 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 08, 2008, 04:52:25 AM
Don't forget their "Everybody Knows"...
WRONG!
Everybody Knows was a Cohen cover.
The Bloodletting
I'm aware. How does that refute what I said?
You have a point, sir.
*resident music-wildebeast crawls back into her cave*
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 05:09:22 AM
*resident music-wildebeast crawls back into her cave*
:D I know nothing about 'em, but they sure do have a great name. And just look at that face!
(http://ccs.clarityconnect.com/NRiggs/wildebeest.bmp)
I mean, if that expression doesn't scream "COME GIVE ME A HUG!!!".. well, I just don't know what does.
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on May 08, 2008, 05:55:15 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 05:09:22 AM
*resident music-wildebeast crawls back into her cave*
:D I know nothing about 'em, but they sure do have a great name. And just look at that face!
(http://ccs.clarityconnect.com/NRiggs/wildebeest.bmp)
I mean, if that expression doesn't scream "COME GIVE ME A HUG!!!".. well, I just don't know what does.
HUGZ!?!? WHERE?
Quote from: Shadowdaemon on May 08, 2008, 05:57:32 AM
HUGZ!?!? WHERE?
RIGHT THERE! HE'S EVEN ADVERTISING!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/wildebeest.jpg)
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on May 08, 2008, 06:09:57 AM
Quote from: Shadowdaemon on May 08, 2008, 05:57:32 AM
HUGZ!?!? WHERE?
RIGHT THERE! HE'S EVEN ADVERTISING!
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/wildebeest.jpg)
*HUGZ TEH WILDEBEEST*
Quote from: Panpangoat on May 08, 2008, 02:23:02 AM
Im looking forward to reading some more posts tonight. I will be an active member of this forum or as long as I feel like it and if you look around I have said a few nice things that you are probably unaware of. Im not who you think I am. Everytme you try to negate me I will defend myself simply to spite you.
1. Good, lurk moar.
2. We all fully expect you to be an active member of the forum as long as you feel like it. That's pretty much how things roll here, except in the most extreme cases. You are free to continue making valuable contributions ( :lulz: ), and we are free to inform you that what you are telling us may be outdated, already done, or just plain stupid. Yeah, freedom is a bitch like that, even on the internet.
3. Saying a few nice things is helpful and usually a good idea, but it is not proof against criticism. The halo effect does not apply to forum posts, especially not here.
4. If you're not who we think you are, then whose fault is that, dipshit? There is one single person who is responsible for how you are represented and how you appear to us. You could pull out the "If you really knew me as a person, you'd think better of me" argument, but that's dumb for two reasons. First, it might not be true. Second, be very careful about suggesting that people on the internet get to know more about you, as they just might take you up on that.
5. If you didn't defend yourself, we'd think you were a spineless moron who isn't very good at bragging
or being self-deprecating. And we'd continue to mock you. We'll mock you anyway, but at least it'll be worth it for everyone involved if you have some guts.
Quote from: Cainad on May 08, 2008, 08:19:40 AM
4. If you're not who we think you are, then whose fault is that, dipshit? There is one single person who is responsible for how you are represented and how you appear to us. You could pull out the "If you really knew me as a person, you'd think better of me" argument, but that's dumb for two reasons. First, it might not be true. Second, be very careful about suggesting that people on the internet get to know more about you, as they just might take you up on that.
You forgot the third (and quite possibly, most important) reason: Nobody
cares who you are IRL...it's teh webbernet, silly!
Unless you're posting to a local forum, chances are; we're never going to meet you in person. So your best bet is to play the webbernet game real good, see?
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on May 08, 2008, 05:55:15 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 05:09:22 AM
*resident music-wildebeast crawls back into her cave*
:D I know nothing about 'em, but they sure do have a great name. And just look at that face!
I mean, if that expression doesn't scream "COME GIVE ME A HUG!!!".. well, I just don't know what does.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/navkatwildebeest.jpg)
:lulz: The sign really adds to your approachability level, navkat. And what nice horns you have.
Great. Now I want to know what band Panpan's in.
LMNO
-wonders why he does this to himself.
I could tell you....
For an appropriate fee.
Quote from: Cain on May 08, 2008, 03:04:48 PM
I could tell you....
For an appropriate fee.
I'm not sure I care
that much.
Quote from: LMNO, aka "Kitty" on May 08, 2008, 03:03:17 PM
Great. Now I want to know what band Panpan's in.
LMNO
-wonders why he does this to himself.
Probably the Archies.
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 09:05:42 AM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on May 08, 2008, 05:55:15 AM
Quote from: navkat on May 08, 2008, 05:09:22 AM
*resident music-wildebeast crawls back into her cave*
:D I know nothing about 'em, but they sure do have a great name. And just look at that face!
I mean, if that expression doesn't scream "COME GIVE ME A HUG!!!".. well, I just don't know what does.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/Navkat/navkatwildebeest.jpg)
WOOO
Quote from: Panpangoat on May 08, 2008, 02:23:02 AM
If you guys really wanted to fuck with me, you could keep calling me a troll, because I have no clue what the fuck you are talking about.
You're not funny, either in the laugh with or laughing at way, ergo troll.
Try insulting people more often.