Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: zero_day on May 10, 2008, 06:07:40 AM

Title: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: zero_day on May 10, 2008, 06:07:40 AM
At my college radio station, I would do my show. And for those two hours,I would stare longingly  at the perfectly round white pill sitting upon our stack of compact discs. Every moment I wondered what fantastical things may be presented to me through the consumption of this perfect pill. For weeks I dreamed about the pill and what wonders it may bring. The desire burned within me for what felt like ages until I finally brought the subject up with my band mate, close friend, and station manager. I said unto him,

"Sam, that pill on top of the Hot Stack...I really want to swallow it."

He considered my statement and turned to walk away. As he turned his back, he simply said,

"That's a breath mint. Duffey threw it there like 4 months ago."

And he was gone.

Hearing this, I was enlightened.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2008, 06:43:34 PM
 :joshua:
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: Reginald Ret on May 11, 2008, 05:24:07 PM
i dont get it
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: e on May 12, 2008, 06:43:09 PM
The moral of the story is: 

Don't see drugs where there aren't drugs.

OR

Stop hanging out at radio stations so much.  It's bad for your mental well-being.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: Reverend Ju Ju Booze on May 12, 2008, 07:28:31 PM
"THEY" are fooling you!Swallow it,quick!!!
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: zero_day on May 14, 2008, 05:52:25 AM
As a follow up, I did in fact swallow it.

The only wonder it brought was the taste of a stale, 4 month old breath mint.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: Adios on May 14, 2008, 05:11:44 PM
ook.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 14, 2008, 06:31:59 PM
[pataphor]
Nancy was walking through the garden one day enjoying the bright sun and cool breeze.  She happened upon a pill bug that was making its way accross the sidewalk.  She watched it for a while as it trundled along in its buggy way until a crow landed nearby, equally interested in the bug.

"What do you suppose will happen if I eat the bug?" Nancy wondered aloud.

The crow pondered this for a moment.  Without a word, it hopped forward and swallowed the bug and then flew away.

Nancy shruged and continued on her merry way.  A few hours later she spied that same crow spiraling overhead. 

She heard the crow cry out "It gives you gas!" before it flew off beyond the horizon.

Hearing this, Nancy no longer wondered.
[/pataphor]
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: Lies on May 14, 2008, 06:47:39 PM
Quote from: Padre Pataphoros on May 14, 2008, 06:31:59 PM
[pataphor]
Nancy was walking through the garden one day enjoying the bright sun and cool breeze.  She happened upon a pill bug that was making its way accross the sidewalk.  She watched it for a while as it trundled along in its buggy way until a crow landed nearby, equally interested in the bug.

"What do you suppose will happen if I eat the bug?" Nancy wondered aloud.

The crow pondered this for a moment.  Without a word, it hopped forward and swallowed the bug and then flew away.

Nancy shruged and continued on her merry way.  A few hours later she spied that same crow spiraling overhead. 

She heard the crow cry out "It gives you gas!" before it flew off beyond the horizon.

Hearing this, Nancy no longer wondered.
[/pataphor]

zomg you can do pataphores!
Awesome!
I have a feeling I'm going to like you around here.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: e on May 14, 2008, 06:57:18 PM
Nancy was walking through the garden one day when she spotted a pill on the floor.  The pill was white, like a glacier submerged in the north sea.  The shipmen fell overboard in a violent collision and froze almost instantly, leaving few survivors.  After several months the government sent an expedition to search for survivors, but none were found.

That is a 'pataphor.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 14, 2008, 07:21:55 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 14, 2008, 06:57:18 PM
Nancy was walking through the garden one day when she spotted a pill on the floor.  The pill was white, like a glacier submerged in the north sea.  The shipmen fell overboard in a violent collision and froze almost instantly, leaving few survivors.  After several months the government sent an expedition to search for survivors, but none were found.

That is a 'pataphor.

A pataphor is any use of a metaphor in a literal sense removed of its original context.  So, they're both pataphors.  I kept mine marginally similar to the original as far as structure and length is concerned just as a matter of composition. 

Incidentally, pataphor doesn't get the same apostrophe treatment as 'pataphysiscs, if I recall correctly.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: e on May 14, 2008, 07:50:44 PM
You may very well be correct. 

And I think I misunderstood that your pataphor was from the original story.  Mine was a pataphor on your pataphor :(  My mistake.  I apologise.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 14, 2008, 08:01:55 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 14, 2008, 07:50:44 PM
You may very well be correct. 

And I think I misunderstood that your pataphor was from the original story.  Mine was a pataphor on your pataphor :(  My mistake.  I apologise.

No apologies necessary.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: e on May 14, 2008, 08:21:50 PM
Quote from: Padre Pataphoros on May 14, 2008, 08:01:55 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 14, 2008, 07:50:44 PM
You may very well be correct. 

And I think I misunderstood that your pataphor was from the original story.  Mine was a pataphor on your pataphor :(  My mistake.  I apologise.

No apologies necessary.

Apology denial unacceptable!
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 14, 2008, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 14, 2008, 08:21:50 PM
Quote from: Padre Pataphoros on May 14, 2008, 08:01:55 PM

No apologies necessary.

Apology denial unacceptable!

Acceptance of apology denial is MANDATORY!
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: e on May 14, 2008, 08:30:37 PM
Quote from: Padre Pataphoros on May 14, 2008, 08:26:46 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 14, 2008, 08:21:50 PM
Quote from: Padre Pataphoros on May 14, 2008, 08:01:55 PM

No apologies necessary.

Apology denial unacceptable!

Acceptance of apology denial is MANDATORY!
Fun is MANDATORY.  Denial of acceptance of apology denial is not fun, thus...   I don't even know what I'm talking about any more.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: zero_day on May 15, 2008, 06:05:36 AM
You're both wrong. There are no rules anywhere, thus there are no mandates.

The Goddess Prevails.
Title: Re: A Parable for Modern Times
Post by: zero_day on May 15, 2008, 06:19:34 AM
As for 'pataphysics....


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