Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: e on May 14, 2008, 06:49:58 PM

Title: Some Definitions
Post by: e on May 14, 2008, 06:49:58 PM
Erisian, n. - One who lives in Eris, France.
Example Sentence: I've never met an Erisian who didn't like baguettes.

Eristic, adj. - strategies using readily accessible, though loosely applicable, information to control problem-solving in human beings and machines.
Example Sentence: The programmer used an eristic process to create a machine that made hot dogs without the buns.

Discord, v. - To remove the cord from a pair of pants, trousers, or other item of clothing, thus rendering it un-keep-up-able.
Example Sentence: The police officer was caught with his pants down in a moment of discord.

Discordian, n. - One who goes around depantsing people.  Also, as adj., of or relating to a Discordian.
Example Sentence: The man was arrested for frequent discordian activities.

BIP, n. - The sound a RADAR makes.
Example Sentence: The RADAR screen went BIP, BIP, BIP as the unidentified vessel got closer.

Roger, v. - To vomit hatred and anger instead of bile.
Example Sentence: The man was so sick that when he leaned over the toilet he rogered instead of losing his lunch.
Title: Re: Some Definitions
Post by: Cramulus on May 14, 2008, 06:51:19 PM
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Title: Re: Some Definitions
Post by: e on May 14, 2008, 06:55:09 PM
Cram, v. - To cultivate a moustache.
Example Sentence: The man was cramming so hard you could see the hairs sprout on his lip even without time-lapse photography.
Title: Re: Some Definitions
Post by: hooplala on May 14, 2008, 07:28:10 PM
"Rogering" means something quite different in Britain, IIRC.
Title: Re: Some Definitions
Post by: mynameislion on May 14, 2008, 08:02:26 PM
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Title: Re: Some Definitions
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 15, 2008, 01:53:01 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 14, 2008, 06:49:58 PM
Roger, v. - To vomit hatred and anger instead of bile.
Example Sentence: The man was so sick that when he leaned over the toilet he rogered instead of losing his lunch.
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Title: Re: Some Definitions
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2008, 02:40:48 AM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 14, 2008, 06:49:58 PM
Erisian, n. - One who lives in Eris, France.
Example Sentence: I've never met an Erisian who didn't like baguettes.

Eristic, adj. - strategies using readily accessible, though loosely applicable, information to control problem-solving in human beings and machines.
Example Sentence: The programmer used an eristic process to create a machine that made hot dogs without the buns.

Discord, v. - To remove the cord from a pair of pants, trousers, or other item of clothing, thus rendering it un-keep-up-able.
Example Sentence: The police officer was caught with his pants down in a moment of discord.

Discordian, n. - One who goes around depantsing people.  Also, as adj., of or relating to a Discordian.
Example Sentence: The man was arrested for frequent discordian activities.

BIP, n. - The sound a RADAR makes.
Example Sentence: The RADAR screen went BIP, BIP, BIP as the unidentified vessel got closer.

Roger, v. - To vomit hatred and anger instead of bile.
Example Sentence: The man was so sick that when he leaned over the toilet he rogered instead of losing his lunch.

:lulz:

TGRR,
Oddly aroused.
Title: Re: Some Definitions
Post by: Adios on May 15, 2008, 03:01:26 AM
THE STRIPED ONE WINS THIS FREAD!
Title: Re: Some Definitions
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 15, 2008, 03:09:33 AM
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