Don't say anything at all.
And for fuck's sake stop posting masturbation pictures.
Despite what you (and this is a plural you, before any specific people start bitching at me for siding with Daruko. If you're going to accuse me, you may as well do it as a group, after all)
might think, doing so does not make you clever. It certainly doesn't add any sort of anything to the thread you post it in.
OKAY, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR. You don't like Daruko, and think everything he says is stupid.
But guess what? By doing this EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. he posts something does
not make me giggle in glee, saying "OH TEE HEE, another clever refutation of whatever daruko just spat out!" All it makes me do is think that you must be very bored, waiting eagerly at your monitor to pounce whenever he posts, and in a glory of gusto post yet another reference to, or flat-out picture OF somebody masturbating.
I GET IT. You think that Daruko is only posting to hear himself talk. Mental masturbation. OKAY, can we please move on now?
Something you should realise is that you're doing the same thing, only ten times worse, when you respond to it like you are. Your accusations of ego-stroking are only rebounded back at you. Does it make you feel big to make fun of him? Does it make you warm and sticky in your special place? Does it?
Quote from: everybody's motherIf you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
This contest of penis-measuring (or not, as gender allows) must end! I am now unable to click on any thread that daruko has posted in at work, just in case one of you
clever bastards has slapped up a picture that will offend people in the office (or patrons for that matter, as I sometimes browse[d?] this forum when in areas the public have access to).
THANKS! You've BROKED IT.
So for fuck's sake, if you think Daruko is a moron, can't you please just ignore everything he says? Is it really THAT HARD?
This is especially bothersome when he's actually posted something that looks like it had some level of thought in it. Calling him an idiot when he does this is certainly at cross-purposes. It basically
encourages him to act like an idiot
more. If he's going to get constantly belittled anyway, what the fuck, right? Might as well be a total jack-ass.
Another thing I've been wondering in a few cases is: "Would this masturbatory picture have been posted if somebody else had said what daruko just said?" I'm sure there have been at least a few places where he's said stuff which other people on the forum have similar ideas about.
I know, I'm relatively new here. This isn't "my forum" and if you want to act like a hemerrhoidally flaming jackass, please be my guest. But, and this is important, it isn't "your forum" any more than it's mine. So chill the fuck out, and remember that there are other people on the internet and in the world.
At the VERY least, can we please keep the pictures posted to those like "a man with a tube of lube in his hand" and not "a nekkid woman with her legs spread and tits bouncing around as she rubs her oiled juicy bits against something"?
Some of us browse at work, you know. And I don't think it's
just me that will state that last request.
OR KILL ME, you assholes.
Stripe is pissed!
That didn't take long.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 05:47:56 PM
Stripe is pissed!
That didn't take long.
I just don't like 6 year olds (or adults who act like them) :argh!:
Striped: possibly cause i came here during the tale end of the civil war while everyone was counting the dead
i tend not to get phased by these things anymore
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 05:52:48 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 05:47:56 PM
Stripe is pissed!
That didn't take long.
I just don't like 6 year olds (or adults who act like them) :argh!:
Yeah, 6 year olds are invulnerable to sarcasm, therefor I loathe them.
links to not worksafe threads please, we keep it worksafe here, all nws has to be plain linked and not image linked
Stripe's saying what's on my mind, albeit a lot louder.
I'm cool with satire and general flaming, but if it has to happen in every single thread someone posts in-
Well, even Our Lady gets tired of jokes now and then.
ive been bitching about this for what feels like weeks.
/bandwagon
THE B&WAGON!
(http://www.freemanz.com/fzdc/political/05_08_13/19-PoliceWagon.JPG)
Some days I find it amusing, and some days I don't ... not Daruko's Bane specifically, but that type of thing.
I prefer clever flaming.
Unclever flaming is, to me, worthless.
Please note that a clever flame repeated 2300 times is not actually clever anymore.
That is all.
Honestly I think the constant flaming of Daruko actually just makes him look better than he otherwise would.
He has a very level head about it, anyway, and seems to just ignore it for the most part. He also seems to have accepted the "defender of n00bs" thing from the comic and made it his own, which is a better response than what certain other people would give if such a thing were posted them, I'm sure.
As for the NSFW stuff, thanks for removing it Faust. Nigel is the only one I've actually seen with it in response images, but I can't remember the specific threads and only one of them was *really* NSFW, falling under the first part of the acronym TOGTFO. The other was just legs, which pushed the boundaries a bit considering what said legs were shown for, but wasn't too NSFW. The rest have been shirtless men holding lube and such, which I guess is nothing I could really get in trouble for browsing at work.
On a lighter note:
Quote from: LMNO on May 23, 2008, 07:15:47 PM
Please note that a clever flame repeated 2300 times is not actually clever anymore.
zmog pineal 5 23 fnord skidoo, &c., &c., &c. :lol:
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/Misc-OhSnap.jpg)
99% of the credit for:
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll212/darukomakaruto/ddod.jpg)
is due to Paesior or whatever his name is anyway. I'm simply advertising for his genius.
As far as Nigel's new fetish:
Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff.
Do as thou wilt though.
also: All workplaces should come equipped with Photoshop, because MSPaint edits suck
wait, what did I do now?
You touched yourself and made the baby Jesus cry.
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 07:33:08 PM
Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff.
Do as thou wilt though.
Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.
Quote
also: All workplaces should come equipped with Photoshop, because MSPaint edits suck
WATCH IT, BUDDY
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/WATCHITBUDDYMOUSTACHE.jpg)
/
THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT CRAP LIES
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 23, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 07:33:08 PM
Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff.
Do as thou wilt though.
Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.
I concur.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 23, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 07:33:08 PM
Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff.
Do as thou wilt though.
Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.
Quote
also: All workplaces should come equipped with Photoshop, because MSPaint edits suck
WATCH IT, BUDDY
\
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/WATCHITBUDDYMOUSTACHE.jpg)
/
THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT CRAP LIES
Sing it, brother!
\
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/BenitoLex.jpg)
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 23, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.
Nope. Nigel sending me links to a dildo she supposedly bought and posting sexually themed content and fapping consistently to my posts
could be seen as more disrepectful to mixchd than to me. Could be... I don't know, and I don't care. She's just making an ass of herself really, so by all means.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 23, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
WATCH IT, BUDDY
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(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/WATCHITBUDDYMOUSTACHE.jpg)
/
THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT CRAP LIES
MSPAINT SUXXORS. :evil:
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 23, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.
Nope. Nigel sending me links to a dildo she supposedly bought and posting sexually themed content and fapping consistently to my posts could be seen as more disrepectful to mixchd than to me. Could be... I don't know, and I don't care. She's just making an ass of herself really, so by all means.
Ok,
that should be filed under, "grow a thicker skin, or go to a different URL."
fair enough.
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 08:00:26 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 23, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
Have people actually been flaming mixchd? 'cause that's weak. She's been totally cool.
Nope. Nigel sending me links to a dildo she supposedly bought and posting sexually themed content and fapping consistently to my posts could be seen as more disrepectful to mixchd than to me. Could be... I don't know, and I don't care. She's just making an ass of herself really, so by all means.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 23, 2008, 07:46:35 PM
WATCH IT, BUDDY
\
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/WATCHITBUDDYMOUSTACHE.jpg)
/
THE WRATH OF MSPAINT CABAL DOES NOT TOLERATE YOUR BULLSHIT CRAP LIES
MSPAINT SUXXORS. :evil:
I thought the fapping was more of a "Look you're masturbating with words to make yourself sound important" deal, but maybe it isn't. No idea.
MS Paint is fun, but Photoshop is funner! That said, I know a guy who can draw better in MS Paint than most people I know can draw on paper. It's crazy times.
And yes, the "Protector of n00bs" thing credit goes to worthy Paesior (whose name I also don't know how to spell) but at least you took it in stride, found it amusing, and ran with it. Instead of, say, posting pictures of masturbatory material.
He took it better than Horab ever did.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 07:43:53 PM
You touched yourself and made the baby Jesus cry.
This phrase confuses me. Of course baby Jesus is crying. He's a baby. Babies cry.
I said that to someone who tried to tell me
I was making baby Jesus cry, and they had nothing to say other than, "Well, yeah..."
In this case, though, the Babby Jesu cries because his future self-sacrifice of his own life which he made himself (being God and all) is in vain, because he presciently looked 2000 odd years into the future and saw you touching yourself.
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:12:58 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 07:43:53 PM
You touched yourself and made the baby Jesus cry.
This phrase confuses me. Of course baby Jesus is crying. He's a baby. Babies cry.
I said that to someone who tried to tell me I was making baby Jesus cry, and they had nothing to say other than, "Well, yeah..."
Apparently you've never heard Away In A Manger:
The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes
IT'S TRUTH!!
Well, it seems to me a good deal of his sacrifice was/will-have-been made in vain. How else could our world spawn Yanni, a 24-hour drive-thru Starbucks, and Tila Tequila?
I'm telling you, it's the motha'fuckin' 'pocolypse up in this piece. Final Sign: Goatse gets his own Reality TV show.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 08:17:47 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:12:58 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 07:43:53 PM
You touched yourself and made the baby Jesus cry.
This phrase confuses me. Of course baby Jesus is crying. He's a baby. Babies cry.
I said that to someone who tried to tell me I was making baby Jesus cry, and they had nothing to say other than, "Well, yeah..."
Apparently you've never heard Away In A Manger:
The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes
IT'S TRUTH!!
That's because Jesus... is Laughing Man!
(http://www.x-paste.de/laughing_man_elmex.png)
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:21:40 PM
I'm telling you, it's the motha'fuckin' 'pocolypse up in this piece. Final Sign: Goatse gets his own Reality TV show.
:eek: oh shit :lulz:
Now you're making ME cry.
How can you put the horrors of starbucks in the same category as somebody who looks as awesome as this:
(http://www.verastv.com/graphics/yanni04_small.jpg)
I know Cramulous, with his moustache mania, will back me up on this.
Because they are both evil. Duh. Doesn't matter if he looks swanky as hell in his molestache.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:48:08 PMmolestache
Now there's one I've never heard before.
Seriously? Or are you being sarcastic.
We used to play a game where we would identify all of the molestaches and pedosmiles wandering about the Mall of America. Bonus points for a person with both.
I want examples of both, plz
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 23, 2008, 09:00:36 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 08:48:08 PMmolestache
Now there's one I've never heard before.
Seriously? Or are you being sarcastic.
We used to play a game where we would identify all of the molestaches and pedosmiles wandering about the Mall of America. Bonus points for a person with both.
:lulz:
What about the creepy 1950s child molester glasses that were a size too big and had the creepy half-tinted look?
Quote from: Felix on May 23, 2008, 09:13:06 PM
I want examples of both, plz
Pedosmile
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7016/hahaohmandb1.png)
Molestache
(http://lh3.google.com/_x82eK9WoCKM/R5lmwmriwcI/AAAAAAAAAF0/Qy2pN435xDk/s800/IMG_1838.JPG)
Both
(http://lh3.google.com/_2jhgaq99gAk/Ri1wMKF0JhI/AAAAAAAAAmY/PDoUBk7Nhrc/s800/Moustache+010.jpg)
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 09:17:53 PM
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7016/hahaohmandb1.png)
Am I the only one who is reminded
distinctly of Goatse by the graphic of the film reel and hands in the bg there?
Hmm, I seem to have a molestache.
Too bad my face doesn't look right clean shaved.
Also Stripe,
You're not.
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 09:21:15 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 23, 2008, 09:17:53 PM
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/7016/hahaohmandb1.png)
Am I the only one who is reminded distinctly of Goatse by the graphic of the film reel and hands in the bg there?
Must every thread witness that cursed name?
You dare blaspheme against the holy opener of the inner self?
But come on, seriously. The hand and hole positioning is almost IDENTICAL!
Quote from: Felix on May 23, 2008, 09:35:24 PM
You dare blaspheme against the holy opener of the inner self?
SOOO NASTY!
\
:mccain:
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 09:56:30 PM
Quote from: Felix on May 23, 2008, 09:35:24 PM
You dare blaspheme against the holy opener of the inner self?
SOOO NASTY!
\
:mccain:
It clicks on the link or else it gets the hose again.
http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/oaktree-goatse.jpg
Quote from: Felix on May 23, 2008, 10:02:50 PM
It clicks on the link or else it gets the hose again.
http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/oaktree-goatse.jpg
hehe!
NOT AT WORK I DON'T!
I mean... I wouldn't anyway.
C.M.N .
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 05:33:32 PM
Don't say anything at all.
Naw. I think I'll say what I want to say, and not worry about who gets all butthurt about it.
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 05:33:32 PM
OR KILL ME, you assholes.
You're doing it wrong.
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 10:19:36 PM
NOT AT WORK I DON'T!
I mean... I wouldn't anyway.
Who cares?
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 05:33:32 PM
Don't say anything at all.
And for fuck's sake stop posting masturbation pictures.
Despite what you (and this is a plural you, before any specific people start bitching at me for siding with Daruko. If you're going to accuse me, you may as well do it as a group, after all) might think, doing so does not make you clever. It certainly doesn't add any sort of anything to the thread you post it in.
OKAY, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR. You don't like Daruko, and think everything he says is stupid.
But guess what? By doing this EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. he posts something does not make me giggle in glee, saying "OH TEE HEE, another clever refutation of whatever daruko just spat out!" All it makes me do is think that you must be very bored, waiting eagerly at your monitor to pounce whenever he posts, and in a glory of gusto post yet another reference to, or flat-out picture OF somebody masturbating.
I GET IT. You think that Daruko is only posting to hear himself talk. Mental masturbation. OKAY, can we please move on now?
Something you should realise is that you're doing the same thing, only ten times worse, when you respond to it like you are. Your accusations of ego-stroking are only rebounded back at you. Does it make you feel big to make fun of him? Does it make you warm and sticky in your special place? Does it?
Quote from: everybody's motherIf you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
This contest of penis-measuring (or not, as gender allows) must end! I am now unable to click on any thread that daruko has posted in at work, just in case one of you clever bastards has slapped up a picture that will offend people in the office (or patrons for that matter, as I sometimes browse[d?] this forum when in areas the public have access to).
THANKS! You've BROKED IT.
So for fuck's sake, if you think Daruko is a moron, can't you please just ignore everything he says? Is it really THAT HARD?
This is especially bothersome when he's actually posted something that looks like it had some level of thought in it. Calling him an idiot when he does this is certainly at cross-purposes. It basically encourages him to act like an idiot more. If he's going to get constantly belittled anyway, what the fuck, right? Might as well be a total jack-ass.
Another thing I've been wondering in a few cases is: "Would this masturbatory picture have been posted if somebody else had said what daruko just said?" I'm sure there have been at least a few places where he's said stuff which other people on the forum have similar ideas about.
I know, I'm relatively new here. This isn't "my forum" and if you want to act like a hemerrhoidally flaming jackass, please be my guest. But, and this is important, it isn't "your forum" any more than it's mine. So chill the fuck out, and remember that there are other people on the internet and in the world.
At the VERY least, can we please keep the pictures posted to those like "a man with a tube of lube in his hand" and not "a nekkid woman with her legs spread and tits bouncing around as she rubs her oiled juicy bits against something"?
Some of us browse at work, you know. And I don't think it's just me that will state that last request.
OR KILL ME, you assholes.
Dude, SORRY.
Quote from: daruko on May 23, 2008, 07:33:08 PM
As far as Nigel's new fetish:
Mixchd being my wife and all.... I've kinda wondered why the disrespect towards her with the sexual stuff.
Oh, it made you... uncomfortable, did it, little boy?
As for disrespecting your wife :lulz: "Oh noes, some pissy bitch on the internet is disrespecting you by following me around posting masturbation references!"
Mixchd is alright in my book... she's done nothing but awesome since she logged in here. Didn't go all whiny and emo, didn't get creepy about Suu, didn't call anyone names and then pull the "you just have to know me, it's my sense of humor" card, didn't declare a jihad on anyone, didn't insult *everyone's* intelligence by claiming we are a hivemind led by Evil Queen Bee Roger.
Why, she acts just like... OMG! A Real Live Decent Human Being!
I don't actually hate you, Daruko. You're more interesting than 221, and you're a good solid source of amusement, especially when I'm drunk. Hell, I don't even *actually* hate 221 and Netaungrot, it's just fun to pretend I do.
Oh, and BTW... you just have to get to know me, it's my sense of humor. I do this with my IRL friends ALL THE TIME and they think it's funny. :roll:
Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2008, 11:50:23 PM
I don't actually hate you, Daruko. You're more interesting than 221, and you're a good solid source of amusement, especially when I'm drunk. Hell, I don't even *actually* hate 221 and Netaungrot, it's just fun to pretend I do.
your hate is weak.. young one.../
/
(http://www.plush-toy.co.uk/acatalog/star-wars-emperor.jpg)
I have much to learn...
I'm actually on Daruko's side. And people keep going off on him for being pinealistic even when everyone else is doing it.
Except when he's being a fucktard, which is about half the time, though that's not nearly as bad as some people.
I don't remember anyone going off on him for pinealism, just for being a dick, then for being whiny about being persecuted for being a dick, then attacking people, then being whiny and self-loathing about attacking people, then doing it again.
My thought is that I might as well get a couple of yuks out of it as long as he keeps it up. It might not be funny to you, but the idea of sketching Daruko out via the minimal effort of posting the same weary joke in response to everything he said to the extent that it ceased to be a joke and took on creepiness had me in stitches.
Quote from: Nigel on May 24, 2008, 10:48:21 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 05:33:32 PM
Don't say anything at all.
And for fuck's sake stop posting masturbation pictures.
Despite what you (and this is a plural you, before any specific people start bitching at me for siding with Daruko. If you're going to accuse me, you may as well do it as a group, after all) might think, doing so does not make you clever. It certainly doesn't add any sort of anything to the thread you post it in.
OKAY, IT'S CRYSTAL CLEAR. You don't like Daruko, and think everything he says is stupid.
But guess what? By doing this EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. he posts something does not make me giggle in glee, saying "OH TEE HEE, another clever refutation of whatever daruko just spat out!" All it makes me do is think that you must be very bored, waiting eagerly at your monitor to pounce whenever he posts, and in a glory of gusto post yet another reference to, or flat-out picture OF somebody masturbating.
I GET IT. You think that Daruko is only posting to hear himself talk. Mental masturbation. OKAY, can we please move on now?
Something you should realise is that you're doing the same thing, only ten times worse, when you respond to it like you are. Your accusations of ego-stroking are only rebounded back at you. Does it make you feel big to make fun of him? Does it make you warm and sticky in your special place? Does it?
Quote from: everybody's motherIf you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
This contest of penis-measuring (or not, as gender allows) must end! I am now unable to click on any thread that daruko has posted in at work, just in case one of you clever bastards has slapped up a picture that will offend people in the office (or patrons for that matter, as I sometimes browse[d?] this forum when in areas the public have access to).
THANKS! You've BROKED IT.
So for fuck's sake, if you think Daruko is a moron, can't you please just ignore everything he says? Is it really THAT HARD?
This is especially bothersome when he's actually posted something that looks like it had some level of thought in it. Calling him an idiot when he does this is certainly at cross-purposes. It basically encourages him to act like an idiot more. If he's going to get constantly belittled anyway, what the fuck, right? Might as well be a total jack-ass.
Another thing I've been wondering in a few cases is: "Would this masturbatory picture have been posted if somebody else had said what daruko just said?" I'm sure there have been at least a few places where he's said stuff which other people on the forum have similar ideas about.
I know, I'm relatively new here. This isn't "my forum" and if you want to act like a hemerrhoidally flaming jackass, please be my guest. But, and this is important, it isn't "your forum" any more than it's mine. So chill the fuck out, and remember that there are other people on the internet and in the world.
At the VERY least, can we please keep the pictures posted to those like "a man with a tube of lube in his hand" and not "a nekkid woman with her legs spread and tits bouncing around as she rubs her oiled juicy bits against something"?
Some of us browse at work, you know. And I don't think it's just me that will state that last request.
OR KILL ME, you assholes.
Dude, SORRY.
's all good. I just wanted to bitch about something, really.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 24, 2008, 05:42:36 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 05:33:32 PM
Don't say anything at all.
Naw. I think I'll say what I want to say, and not worry about who gets all butthurt about it.
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 23, 2008, 05:33:32 PM
OR KILL ME, you assholes.
You're doing it wrong.
I'm too much of a hippy to actually rant properly. Unless grammar and spelling are involved. And yes, by all means, say whatever you want. I don't give a shit.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15849.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16386.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15992.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16332.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=16181.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15903.0
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15983.0
And this thread.
That's eight threads that are either directly Daruko-related or were hijacked in some Daruko-flavored direction. I'm probably missing a few.
Now we're arguing amongst ourselves over how much we should flame him.
I've stated before that I think that this is getting ridiculous, that this is way too much attention to be giving to one guy who acted dumb in the past and is now trying to find his place in the community. I realize that Daruko-hating is trendy, reasonably justified, and good for the digestion, but really now. Do I have to say it again? Do I?
Well, I will say it again, even if I don't have to, because if you have the right to be allergic to Daruko's posts (which you do) then I have the right to say:
WE HAVE BEEN TROLLED.
Drawing flames from other members; persistence despite repeated efforts (aggressive or passive) to chase him off the boards; disagreement and conflict between members over his worthiness... all the usual indicators of a successful troll are there.
He doesn't even have to DO anything anymore. His mere presence in a thread can cause hijacking.
You may totally be right. I was just thinking that he was unusually persistent and had terrible self-esteem, but maybe he's all that AND a really good troll?
Also, the other thing that has crossed my mind is that maybe he's really lonely for like-minded people, and we are the closest he has been able to come to such creatures, but his lack of social skills and emotional lability cause him to veer wildly across the landscape of social interaction. However, the sense that if he can just get himself under control he will be accepted and befriended keeps him doggedly persisting in an attempt to not only carve a niche for himself on this forum, but to prove to himself that he CAN do it, and to symbolically break the chains of poor social interaction that have bound him from a young age, resulting in a painful emotional isolation that is relieved only by the patient caring of his wife.
Quote from: Requiem on May 25, 2008, 01:29:25 AM
I'm actually on Daruko's side. And people keep going off on him for being pinealistic even when everyone else is doing it.
Except when he's being a fucktard, which is about half the time, though that's not nearly as bad as some people.
I don't care. I still hate him.
TGRR,
Devotes a little special time each day to fucking with his posts, and will as long as he's here.
Quote from: PaesiorYou've trolled too long... and now you can't tell the difference!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 08:11:44 AM
Quote from: Requiem on May 25, 2008, 01:29:25 AM
I'm actually on Daruko's side. And people keep going off on him for being pinealistic even when everyone else is doing it.
Except when he's being a fucktard, which is about half the time, though that's not nearly as bad as some people.
I don't care. I still hate him.
TGRR,
Devotes a little special time each day to fucking with his posts, and will as long as he's here.
Hatred from you is like love from a puppy. Only in your case the pissing is intentional.
Quote from: Requiem on May 25, 2008, 09:15:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 08:11:44 AM
Quote from: Requiem on May 25, 2008, 01:29:25 AM
I'm actually on Daruko's side. And people keep going off on him for being pinealistic even when everyone else is doing it.
Except when he's being a fucktard, which is about half the time, though that's not nearly as bad as some people.
I don't care. I still hate him.
TGRR,
Devotes a little special time each day to fucking with his posts, and will as long as he's here.
Hatred from you is like love from a puppy. Only in your case the pissing is intentional.
Oh, yeah, but Daruko is worth a little extra effort.
After all, this IS what he WANTED.
And, apparently, cracking a joke in this thread means Stripey will stab you in the back.
Just be warned.
Quote from: Nigel on May 25, 2008, 06:48:59 AM
You may totally be fnord. I was just fnord thinking that he was unusually persistent (fnord) and had terrible self-esteem, but maybe he's all that fnord AND a really good fnord troll fnord?
Also, the other thing fnord that has crossed my mind is that maybe he's really fnord lonely for like-minded people, and we are the closest fnord he has been able to come to such creatures, but his Fnord! ..lack of social skills and emotional lability cause fnord him to veer wildly across the landscape of social interaction. Fnord! However, the sense that if he can just get himself under fnord control he will be accepted and befriended keeps him doggedly persisting fnord in an attempt to not only carve a fnord niche for himself on this fnord forum, but to prove to himself that he CAN do it- Fnord! ...and to symbolically break the fnord chains of poor social fnord interaction that have bound him from a young fnord age, resulting in a painful emotional fnord isolation that is relieved only by the fnord patient caring fnord of his wife.
fixxed
I'm no Daruko fan, but I gotta agree with Stripe and cainad here. If some of you put half the effort into making interesting posts that you you put into flaming daruko, this board would be alot more interesting.
in fact, if every time some monkey flung some shit, everyone didn't criticize them for flinging shit and then do the exact same thing themselves ten times over, the world would be a more interesting place.
but then, I've been accused of being an idealist.
carry on.
what i find :lulz: about daruko
is that if you talk to him on the chan or privately he actually seems kind of cool and alright, and actually kind of enjoy chatting with him
but then as soon he pops on the forum it's like "wow now its my time to be a complete an utter jackass..."
maybe he doesn't think he takes criticism well
though i will say he has done a pretty good job of ignoring it as of lately
it's others that are defending him, quite poorly I made add (sorry stripey)
but having said that daruko its considered bad taste to fnords people's posts around here, because its retarded and reminds people of one of the old mods pre-ECH era
anyways thats all ill have to say about the subject
back to my usual making completely retarded one line statements in a bounch of threads
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on May 25, 2008, 01:46:32 PM
I'm no Daruko fan, but I gotta agree with Stripe and cainad here. If some of you put half the effort into making interesting posts that you you put into flaming daruko, this board would be alot more interesting.
in fact, if every time some monkey flung some shit, everyone didn't criticize them for flinging shit and then do the exact same thing themselves ten times over, the world would be a more interesting place.
but then, I've been accused of being an idealist.
carry on.
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 08:11:44 AMI don't care. I still hate him.
TGRR,
Devotes a little special time each day to fucking with his posts, and will as long as he's here.
even though a lot of people have stated they're getting fucking sick of it?
and nobody really has said, yeah, go ahead with the continuous shit posting, i'm having such a tremendous time ploughing through all those threads?
Daruko, you must feel loved to pieces with so much ado just about little old you.
You guys are fucking hillarious.
alright, I'll behave myself too...I'll try to keep flaming/teasing in the comic thread.
Also, while I dislike Daruko, I really like Mixchd since she seems pretty cool.
Quote from: triple zero on May 25, 2008, 05:58:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 08:11:44 AMI don't care. I still hate him.
TGRR,
Devotes a little special time each day to fucking with his posts, and will as long as he's here.
even though a lot of people have stated they're getting fucking sick of it?
and nobody really has said, yeah, go ahead with the continuous shit posting, i'm having such a tremendous time ploughing through all those threads?
1. Actually, I tried to be nice to him, and he took that as a sign of weakness. But why let facts get in the way?
2. However, based on your complaint, I have offered him a unilateral truce, good until such time as he decides to acknowledge my existence in any way. You want him, he's all yours. Should he break or refuse that truce, all bets are off.
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
shit
we need Hunter back stat
I hate work
:sad:
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 25, 2008, 07:40:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
shit
we need Hunter back stat
I hate work
:sad:
EDIT: Fuck it. Joke removed.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
1. Actually, I tried to be nice to him, and he took that as a sign of weakness. But why let facts get in the way?
2. However, based on your complaint, I have offered him a unilateral truce, good until such time as he decides to acknowledge my existence in any way. You want him, he's all yours. Should he break or refuse that truce, all bets are off.
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
1. i know you did.
2. how's this based on my complaint?
all i was saying was comment on the "all bets are off" thing. see there was a sort of tipping point, when the posts *about* daruko became more of a nuisance than daruko's posts himself. this is what i was trying to say. hope it's clear this time.
3. once more, how's this based on my complaint?
how is replying to every one of daruko's posts with some remark related to "noob handling business"? and how exactly does it "deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL crowd"?
Quote from: triple zero on May 25, 2008, 08:21:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
1. Actually, I tried to be nice to him, and he took that as a sign of weakness. But why let facts get in the way?
2. However, based on your complaint, I have offered him a unilateral truce, good until such time as he decides to acknowledge my existence in any way. You want him, he's all yours. Should he break or refuse that truce, all bets are off.
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
1. i know you did.
2. how's this based on my complaint?
all i was saying was comment on the "all bets are off" thing. see there was a sort of tipping point, when the posts *about* daruko became more of a nuisance than daruko's posts himself. this is what i was trying to say. hope it's clear this time.
3. once more, how's this based on my complaint?
how is replying to every one of daruko's posts with some remark related to "noob handling business"? and how exactly does it "deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL crowd"?
I don't see the need anymore to do SHIT, except enforce the 1 or 2 actual rules here.
If it's okay for Daruko to slam me when I try to mend fences, but not for me to do anything about it, then why the fuck should I give a damn about what anyone does? If they aren't posting pedo shit, etc, or anything else that could get ECH or any of the rest of us in trouble, then I am no longer interested, because I am
no longer in the business of being your fucking garbageman.
Do it your own fucking self.
are you purposefully ignoring what i'm actually posting, here?
because if you're going to keep making up things like implying that i think "it's okay for Daruko to slam you", then i might as well completely stop even trying to have a discussion with you about this subject, because obviously that would be going nowhere (or anywhere you want to imagine it's going).
Quote from: triple zero on May 25, 2008, 08:36:40 PM
are you purposefully ignoring what i'm actually posting, here?
because if you're going to keep making up things like implying that i think "it's okay for Daruko to slam you", then i might as well completely stop even trying to have a discussion with you about this subject, because obviously that would be going nowhere (or anywhere you want to imagine it's going).
Nope. I'm not debating with you - and this may be the source of your confusion - I'm stating intent, and my reasoning behind that intent.
Now, as a matter of curiosity, if it isn't okay for Daruko to slam me, and it isn't okay for me to do anything about it, then what fucking options does that leave me? :lol:
TGRR,
Thinks you may as well get mad at the sun for rising.
i have no problem with roger and darku duking it out till the end of time as long as I can read something else instead and never have to even think about it. because its not like its new ground being covered, everything i saw over a week ago was just a cycle of pretty much the same thing
Quote from: Faust on May 25, 2008, 08:52:07 PM
i have no problem with roger and darku duking it out till the end of time as long as I can read something else instead and never have to even think about it. because its not like its new ground being covered, everything i saw over a week ago was just a cycle of pretty much the same thing
Well, that is no longer a concern.
Everyone should be happy, now.
if course if i see darku posting something stupid, i am gonna immediately call him on it, but i wont flame him about it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 08:46:32 PMNope. I'm not debating with you - and this may be the source of your confusion - I'm stating intent, and my reasoning behind that intent.
ok. do what you will ..
QuoteNow, as a matter of curiosity, if it isn't okay for Daruko to slam me, and it isn't okay for me to do anything about it, then what fucking options does that leave me? :lol:
couldn't say, really.
apparently i don't use the same assumptions as you are basing the reasoning behind your stated intent upon.
To weigh in here, I don't hate Daruko, though I wouldn't say I'm a big fan either. I've seen some of his annoying stuff, but honestly, alot of that was him being baited, sometimes well, and reacting to it. And lately he's reacting less and less to the constant "STFU DUKARO" stuff. I've also seen him post some interesting, kind, and dare I say intelligent things. In fact, most of what he posts is more intelligent and interesting than people constantly just saying STFU.
I don't really care whether or not people continue to respond to everything he says with that, that's between you guys, and I usually just skip over threads that are all STFU daruko nonsense.
I've posted some stupid stuff, and I've seen stupid stuff posted by a good majority of the people here, and pretty much no one gets the constant STFU that daruko gets.
221 is a bit more flagrant, and also more annoying, so yeah, flame on if you must. But a more effective approach would probably be just to ignore him. Ever heard of the phrase "do not feed the trolls"?
Quote from: NWC on May 25, 2008, 09:49:27 PM
To weigh in here, I don't hate Daruko, though I wouldn't say I'm a big fan either. I've seen some of his annoying stuff, but honestly, alot of that was him being baited, sometimes well, and reacting to it. And lately he's reacting less and less to the constant "STFU DUKARO" stuff. I've also seen him post some interesting, kind, and dare I say intelligent things. In fact, most of what he posts is more intelligent and interesting than people constantly just saying STFU.
I don't really care whether or not people continue to respond to everything he says with that, that's between you guys, and I usually just skip over threads that are all STFU daruko nonsense.
I've posted some stupid stuff, and I've seen stupid stuff posted by a good majority of the people here, and pretty much no one gets the constant STFU that daruko gets.
221 is a bit more flagrant, and also more annoying, so yeah, flame on if you must. But a more effective approach would probably be just to ignore him. Ever heard of the phrase "do not feed the trolls"?
Yeah, we've kinda just gone over all of that.
ENOUGH, ALLFUCKINGREADY.
Goddamn it.
I just thought I'd weigh my opinion, didn't mean to ruffle any feathers there. And if people are going to post the same thing over and over in response to daruko's posts, how are you going to get all butthurt when people post the same thing(albeit much more intelligent than STFU) in response to it?
:roll:
Also, I really did appreciate a few things Daruko has said, his comments in my lurve thread made me happy, and I thought this would be an appropriate place to mention that. Add the rest of it as context for saying such, and poof, my post.
Quote from: NWC on May 25, 2008, 09:57:39 PM
I just thought I'd weigh my opinion, didn't mean to ruffle any feathers there. And if people are going to post the same thing over and over in response to daruko's posts, how are you going to get all butthurt when people post the same thing(albeit much more intelligent than STFU) in response to it?
Okay, so that's one vote for "Not wanting the bullshit to end".
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 10:03:25 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 25, 2008, 09:57:39 PM
I just thought I'd weigh my opinion, didn't mean to ruffle any feathers there. And if people are going to post the same thing over and over in response to daruko's posts, how are you going to get all butthurt when people post the same thing(albeit much more intelligent than STFU) in response to it?
Okay, so that's one vote for "Not wanting the bullshit to end before I get a say in it".
fxxd
Ok, the bullshit can end now.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
I've got my new favorite sig.
Quote from: NWC on May 25, 2008, 10:04:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 10:03:25 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 25, 2008, 09:57:39 PM
I just thought I'd weigh my opinion, didn't mean to ruffle any feathers there. And if people are going to post the same thing over and over in response to daruko's posts, how are you going to get all butthurt when people post the same thing(albeit much more intelligent than STFU) in response to it?
Okay, so that's one vote for "Not wanting the bullshit to end before I get a say in it".
fxxd
Ok, the bullshit can end now.
And that's just how it keeps on going.
Just fuck off, m'kay?
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 25, 2008, 10:05:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
I've got my new favorite sig.
:walken:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 25, 2008, 10:05:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
I've got my new favorite sig.
:walken:
Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 25, 2008, 10:13:33 PM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
I've got my new favorite sig.
:walken:
Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?
Act? :lol:
Plus, I just like that pic. It's basically what's in my head, along with monkeys dressed as politicians.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 10:15:25 PM
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3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
I've got my new favorite sig.
:walken:
Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?
Act? :lol:
Well, either its an act, or you're a pink... :lulz:
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 01:19:58 AM
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3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
I've got my new favorite sig.
:walken:
Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?
Act? :lol:
Well, either its an act, or you're a pink... :lulz:
Why? Because Subgenii are required to be really really nice guys who love everyone and hug trees?
:lulz:
TGRR,
Suggests you read the fucking books again. For Chrissakes.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 02:37:20 AM
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
I've got my new favorite sig.
:walken:
Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?
Yeama
Act? :lol:
Well, either its an act, or you're a pink... :lulz:
Why? Because Subgenii are required to be really really nice guys who love everyone and hug trees?
:lulz:
TGRR,
Suggests you read the fucking books again. For Chrissakes.
I don't give a shit if you hug trees, have rainbows out your ass or bitchslap n00bs for the fun of it... but if you're really, really for real just a hate filled asshole... well, you missed out on what Bob told you.
"If they can't take a joke, Fuck 'em."
"If they can't tell a joke, Fuck 'em."
Tell it, take it or think that its justification for your personal problems...
And if you're reading the book to figure it out... THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! :lulz:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2008, 07:35:07 PM
3. Also based on your complaint, I am hereby out of the noob handling business. No shit. You deal with the ZOMG23PINEAL! crowd. I fucking quit.
I've got my new favorite sig.
:walken:
Oh come on Rog, you like it. If you didn't like it you wouldn't act like an asshole... would you?
Yeama
Act? :lol:
Well, either its an act, or you're a pink... :lulz:
Why? Because Subgenii are required to be really really nice guys who love everyone and hug trees?
:lulz:
TGRR,
Suggests you read the fucking books again. For Chrissakes.
I don't give a shit if you hug trees, have rainbows out your ass or bitchslap n00bs for the fun of it... but if you're really, really for real just a hate filled asshole... well, you missed out on what Bob told you.
"If they can't take a joke, Fuck 'em."
"If they can't tell a joke, Fuck 'em."
Tell it, take it or think that its justification for your personal problems...
And if you're reading the book to figure it out... THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! :lulz:
You're forgetting "Shit your hate or you will
DIE!And anyone who looks around them these days and ISN'T a hate-filled asshole is probably too stupid to breathe.
I find it hard to hate most people. They tend so much to be mere victims of other peoples attempts to control them. It be like well, hating cabbages.
I feel the same way about viruses... its not their fault, really.
TGRR...you're like the deadbeat dad I never had.
Quote from: Epimetheus on May 26, 2008, 03:22:12 PM
TGRR...you're like the deadbeat dad I never had.
Someone's been reading the Onion.
Quote from: Hoopla on May 26, 2008, 01:56:30 PM
I feel the same way about viruses... its not their fault, really.
DING!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 07:45:06 AM
You're forgetting "Shit your hate or you will DIE!
And anyone who looks around them these days and ISN'T a hate-filled asshole is probably too stupid to breathe.
Anyone who allows the pinks and cabbages of this planet to dictate their insides, seems like a pink or cabbage to me, but, maybe I'm wrong.
Hate Shitting Subgeniuses are fine, just like Outlandish Discordians.
However, shitting hate is a far different thing than shitting hate, placing in on a pedestal, and worshiping it as though it were the penultimate purpose of existence. Now maybe you have copraphilia, I don't know, but most people I know Shit and Flush. Recently, it seems you shit and run around like a two year old going "Hey Everyone I made a Doodie!!!! Come see the Dooodie!!! Hey, new person here is some Doodie!!! Oh here, here is more dooodie!!!! YOU can have some doodie too!!! It's my doodie therefore it must be wonderful doodie that everyone would like to see!
I mean, Roger, at least once in awhile give us a goddess blessed courtesy flush.
Shitting for yourself does not equate to thinking for yourself. It's just shitting.
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 04:34:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 07:45:06 AM
You're forgetting "Shit your hate or you will DIE!
And anyone who looks around them these days and ISN'T a hate-filled asshole is probably too stupid to breathe.
Anyone who allows the pinks and cabbages of this planet to dictate their insides, seems like a pink or cabbage to me, but, maybe I'm wrong.
Perhaps. I hate them, either way.
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 04:34:55 PM
Hate Shitting Subgeniuses are fine, just like Outlandish Discordians.
However, shitting hate is a far different thing than shitting hate, placing in on a pedestal, and worshiping it as though it were the penultimate purpose of existence. Now maybe you have copraphilia, I don't know, but most people I know Shit and Flush. Recently, it seems you shit and run around like a two year old going "Hey Everyone I made a Doodie!!!! Come see the Dooodie!!! Hey, new person here is some Doodie!!! Oh here, here is more dooodie!!!! YOU can have some doodie too!!! It's my doodie therefore it must be wonderful doodie that everyone would like to see!
I mean, Roger, at least once in awhile give us a goddess blessed courtesy flush.
Shitting for yourself does not equate to thinking for yourself. It's just shitting.
Is this the part where you tell me how to be a REALLY REAL
Discordian Subgenius?
I mean, seeing as how you have apparently decided you are the arbiter of such things.
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Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 04:34:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 07:45:06 AM
You're forgetting "Shit your hate or you will DIE!
And anyone who looks around them these days and ISN'T a hate-filled asshole is probably too stupid to breathe.
Anyone who allows the pinks and cabbages of this planet to dictate their insides, seems like a pink or cabbage to me, but, maybe I'm wrong.
Perhaps. I hate them, either way.
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 04:34:55 PM
Hate Shitting Subgeniuses are fine, just like Outlandish Discordians.
However, shitting hate is a far different thing than shitting hate, placing in on a pedestal, and worshiping it as though it were the penultimate purpose of existence. Now maybe you have copraphilia, I don't know, but most people I know Shit and Flush. Recently, it seems you shit and run around like a two year old going "Hey Everyone I made a Doodie!!!! Come see the Dooodie!!! Hey, new person here is some Doodie!!! Oh here, here is more dooodie!!!! YOU can have some doodie too!!! It's my doodie therefore it must be wonderful doodie that everyone would like to see!
I mean, Roger, at least once in awhile give us a goddess blessed courtesy flush.
Shitting for yourself does not equate to thinking for yourself. It's just shitting.
Is this the part where you tell me how to be a REALLY REAL Discordian Subgenius?
I mean, seeing as how you have apparently decided you are the arbiter of such things.
No, this is the point where I tell you that you appear to be covered in shit. Discordian, SubGenius, Cabbage or Pink, it seems like a good idea to let people know that they may need to go wash up. I am not telling you how to be SubGenius... only pointing out that your "Subgenius" is getting as repetitious and trite as some outlandish Discordians posting ZOMGPINEAL23FNORD... I don't think anyone here will say that's not really real discordianism... its just a lame sort of Discordianism that betrays a lack of creativity... or at least it appears that way to many of us.
Obvious repetitious shit is obvious and repetitious. It may be Discordian, it may be SubGenius but it IS Obvious and Repetitious.
So wash your face, or don't... get creative or don't... do whatever the fuck you like, but the tea is bitter and you might do well to make a fresh pot.
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 04:56:23 PM
No, this is the point where I tell you that you appear to be covered in shit. Discordian, SubGenius, Cabbage or Pink, it seems like a good idea to let people know that they may need to go wash up. I am not telling you how to be SubGenius... only pointing out that your "Subgenius" is getting as repetitious and trite as some outlandish Discordians posting ZOMGPINEAL23FNORD... I don't think anyone here will say that's not really real discordianism... its just a lame sort of Discordianism that betrays a lack of creativity... or at least it appears that way to many of us.
Obvious repetitious shit is obvious and repetitious. It may be Discordian, it may be SubGenius but it IS Obvious and Repetitious.
So wash your face, or don't... get creative or don't... do whatever the fuck you like, but the tea is bitter and you might do well to make a fresh pot.
Nope. You just spent the last page and a half explaining why I am not a REALLY REAL Subgenius/Discordian/whatever. Obviously that means you DO know what makes one, and you should probably go ahead and enlighten us all.
And I don't get creative on demand. I write when I please (basically when I have an idea), not when you decide I should.
So you'll excuse me when I say that I'm not prone to take your directions.
But, then again, this isn't what this is all about, is it, Ratatosk? Why don't you get to your real point?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:00:43 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 04:56:23 PM
No, this is the point where I tell you that you appear to be covered in shit. Discordian, SubGenius, Cabbage or Pink, it seems like a good idea to let people know that they may need to go wash up. I am not telling you how to be SubGenius... only pointing out that your "Subgenius" is getting as repetitious and trite as some outlandish Discordians posting ZOMGPINEAL23FNORD... I don't think anyone here will say that's not really real discordianism... its just a lame sort of Discordianism that betrays a lack of creativity... or at least it appears that way to many of us.
Obvious repetitious shit is obvious and repetitious. It may be Discordian, it may be SubGenius but it IS Obvious and Repetitious.
So wash your face, or don't... get creative or don't... do whatever the fuck you like, but the tea is bitter and you might do well to make a fresh pot.
Nope. You just spent the last page and a half explaining why I am not a REALLY REAL Subgenius/Discordian/whatever. Obviously that means you DO know what makes one, and you should probably go ahead and enlighten us all.
And I don't get creative on demand. I write when I please (basically when I have an idea), not when you decide I should.
So you'll excuse me when I say that I'm not prone to take your directions.
But, then again, this isn't what this is all about, is it, Ratatosk? Why don't you get to your real point?
Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you. It's a sad self-defense mechanism, turkey vultures do better. So, reread what I wrote, because that was the point you half-wit. You seem to be acting like a Pinealist playing dress up with a Pipe and some Bryl-creem. Sometimes you make great posts, lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit. That's it, that's all, you poor confused frophead... there's no big secret point, there's no enlightenment, there's no other hidden point and the only direction I'm offering is direction to the closest toilet so you can clean up and flush, if you so desire.
QuoteSay whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you. It's a sad self-defense mechanism, turkey vultures do better. So, reread what I wrote, because that was the point you half-wit. You seem to be acting like a Pinealist playing dress up with a Pipe and some Bryl-creem. Sometimes you make great posts, lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit. That's it, that's all, you poor confused frophead... there's no big secret point, there's no enlightenment, there's no other hidden point and the only direction I'm offering is direction to the closest toilet so you can clean up and flush, if you so desire.
Two things:
1. Your timing sucks. I had already said that I was done taunting noobs, and here you are bitching about it. This leads me to believe 2 things: first, you don't read very well, and second, you looked awful goofy trying to kick a man while he's down, the day after he got up. Funny, in a slapstick kind of way.
2. You lack the balls to say what's really on your mind. That's kinda sad. I could be wrong, of course, and this could just be some low-grade trolling about an issue that's already over. That's even sadder.
When you grow a pair, and decide to get what's really on your mind out in the open, let me know.
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Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you.
now thats not fair or true, I have seen roger admitting being wrong, its just not often.
Quotelately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit.
this is mostly true but not just of roger.
Quote from: Faust on May 26, 2008, 05:19:54 PM
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Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you.
now thats not fair or true, I have seen roger admitting being wrong, its just not often.
Hush. That's not the point. The point is that Ratatosk has been dying to lecture me like this since his arrival, and now he's all pissed because he missed the opportunity by a day.
So sit back and let him have his say. Hell, he's waited this long to try to take a piece of me, I may as well allow him the petty thrill of it all, right?
TGRR,
Knows sometimes you have to let the little guy get his shot in.
Quote from: Epimetheus on May 26, 2008, 05:23:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 03:53:40 PM
Quote from: Epimetheus on May 26, 2008, 03:22:12 PM
TGRR...you're like the deadbeat dad I never had.
Someone's been reading the Onion.
Haven't, actually. Why?
No matter.
Take your number, though. Ratatosk has dibs on trying to abuse me. You can go next, Sparky.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:18:00 PM
QuoteSay whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you. It's a sad self-defense mechanism, turkey vultures do better. So, reread what I wrote, because that was the point you half-wit. You seem to be acting like a Pinealist playing dress up with a Pipe and some Bryl-creem. Sometimes you make great posts, lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit. That's it, that's all, you poor confused frophead... there's no big secret point, there's no enlightenment, there's no other hidden point and the only direction I'm offering is direction to the closest toilet so you can clean up and flush, if you so desire.
Two things:
1. Your timing sucks. I had already said that I was done taunting noobs, and here you are bitching about it. This leads me to believe 2 things: first, you don't read very well, and second, you looked awful goofy trying to kick a man while he's down, the day after he got up. Funny, in a slapstick kind of way.
2. You lack the balls to say what's really on your mind. That's kinda sad. I could be wrong, of course, and this could just be some low-grade trolling about an issue that's already over. That's even sadder.
When you grow a pair, and decide to get what's really on your mind out in the open, let me know.
1. Sorry I was gone most of the weekend and apparently allowed a joke (about the "act") to devolve into discussing something that's over. Fine, I'll accept that.
2. I have my balls right here. I told you what I had to tell you, what else could there possibly be? What else Roger? Other than this forum I have no sort of contact or interaction with you. I've had no spat with you on the forum in ages. You haven't offended me personally in awhile, so what the fuck else would be on my mind? What other problem could I possibly have with you?
Ruff. :|
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:24:11 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 26, 2008, 05:19:54 PM
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Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you.
now thats not fair or true, I have seen roger admitting being wrong, its just not often.
Hush. That's not the point. The point is that Ratatosk has been dying to lecture me like this since his arrival, and now he's all pissed because he missed the opportunity by a day.
So sit back and let him have his say. Hell, he's waited this long to try to take a piece of me, I may as well allow him the petty thrill of it all, right?
TGRR,
Knows sometimes you have to let the little guy get his shot in.
You have got to be kidding, right?
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 05:25:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:18:00 PM
QuoteSay whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you. It's a sad self-defense mechanism, turkey vultures do better. So, reread what I wrote, because that was the point you half-wit. You seem to be acting like a Pinealist playing dress up with a Pipe and some Bryl-creem. Sometimes you make great posts, lately you've spent an inordinate amount of time picking on n00bs in an uncreative and lame repetition of the same old tired shit. That's it, that's all, you poor confused frophead... there's no big secret point, there's no enlightenment, there's no other hidden point and the only direction I'm offering is direction to the closest toilet so you can clean up and flush, if you so desire.
Two things:
1. Your timing sucks. I had already said that I was done taunting noobs, and here you are bitching about it. This leads me to believe 2 things: first, you don't read very well, and second, you looked awful goofy trying to kick a man while he's down, the day after he got up. Funny, in a slapstick kind of way.
2. You lack the balls to say what's really on your mind. That's kinda sad. I could be wrong, of course, and this could just be some low-grade trolling about an issue that's already over. That's even sadder.
When you grow a pair, and decide to get what's really on your mind out in the open, let me know.
1. Sorry I was gone most of the weekend and apparently allowed a joke (about the "act") to devolve into discussing something that's over. Fine, I'll accept that.
2. I have my balls right here. I told you what I had to tell you, what else could there possibly be? What else Roger? Other than this forum I have no sort of contact or interaction with you. I've had no spat with you on the forum in ages. You haven't offended me personally in awhile, so what the fuck else would be on my mind? What other problem could I possibly have with you?
Dunno. That's what I'm asking. You just tore into me for no apparent reason.
Something must be making your arse itch. Out with it.
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 05:28:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:24:11 PM
Quote from: Faust on May 26, 2008, 05:19:54 PM
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Say whatever you like Roger, or at least keep repeating the same lame rhetoric you puke up whenever anyone says anything critical of you.
now thats not fair or true, I have seen roger admitting being wrong, its just not often.
Hush. That's not the point. The point is that Ratatosk has been dying to lecture me like this since his arrival, and now he's all pissed because he missed the opportunity by a day.
So sit back and let him have his say. Hell, he's waited this long to try to take a piece of me, I may as well allow him the petty thrill of it all, right?
TGRR,
Knows sometimes you have to let the little guy get his shot in.
You have got to be kidding, right?
Go back and read your posts, and you tell me.
Find all the 23's you like Roger. We wandered down a garden path that I had not intended when I first posted in this thread. You can see whatever you like.
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 05:31:45 PM
Find all the 23's you like Roger. We wandered down a garden path that I had not intended when I first posted in this thread. You can see whatever you like.
No 23s are necessary. You went after me full-bore.
I'm just a little curious as to why.
Wow. Two whole pages of Rat and Roger saying "I know you are, but what am I?" over and over again.
:deadhorse:
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 26, 2008, 05:36:15 PM
Wow. Two whole pages of Rat and Roger saying "I know you are, but what am I?" over and over again.
:deadhorse:
We're good for that. Now buzz off. We're busy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:38:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 26, 2008, 05:36:15 PM
Wow. Two whole pages of Rat and Roger saying "I know you are, but what am I?" over and over again.
:deadhorse:
We're good for that. Now buzz off. We're busy.
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 05:31:45 PM
Find all the 23's you like Roger. We wandered down a garden path that I had not intended when I first posted in this thread. You can see whatever you like.
No 23s are necessary. You went after me full-bore.
I'm just a little curious as to why.
Hey, Roger... let's go back and look at the posts... you know where I made a joke, you responded with Walken, I said something silly, you said something silly and then it devolved into general err special time for you and I. There's nothing really behind or planned or secret, you just apparently annoyed me somewhere post-Walken post. If you would have annoyed me two weeks ago I would probably have said the same thing.
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:38:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 26, 2008, 05:36:15 PM
Wow. Two whole pages of Rat and Roger saying "I know you are, but what am I?" over and over again.
:deadhorse:
We're good for that. Now buzz off. We're busy.
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 05:31:45 PM
Find all the 23's you like Roger. We wandered down a garden path that I had not intended when I first posted in this thread. You can see whatever you like.
No 23s are necessary. You went after me full-bore.
I'm just a little curious as to why.
Hey, Roger... let's go back and look at the posts... you know where I made a joke, you responded with Walken, I said something silly, you said something silly and then it devolved into general err special time for you and I. There's nothing really behind or planned or secret, you just apparently annoyed me somewhere post-Walken post. If you would have annoyed me two weeks ago I would probably have said the same thing.
I see. And the price for this annoyance is to have it explained to me that 99% of what I post is garbage, everyone is sick of me, and I should eat worms.
:lulz:
Congratulations, Ratatosk! You're just like
me.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:52:43 PM
I see. And the price for this annoyance is to have it explained to me that 99% of what I post is garbage, everyone is sick of me, and I should eat worms.
This post made me like you more, for many different reasons. And at the same time your post undid your sentiment, cos now it's around 69%, it's just a passing cold, nothing a bottle of Vicks 44 won't cure, and you should only eat the worms after drinking the tequila.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:52:43 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 05:42:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:38:05 PM
Quote from: Dr. Pataphoros, SpD on May 26, 2008, 05:36:15 PM
Wow. Two whole pages of Rat and Roger saying "I know you are, but what am I?" over and over again.
:deadhorse:
We're good for that. Now buzz off. We're busy.
:mittens:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:32:42 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 05:31:45 PM
Find all the 23's you like Roger. We wandered down a garden path that I had not intended when I first posted in this thread. You can see whatever you like.
No 23s are necessary. You went after me full-bore.
I'm just a little curious as to why.
Hey, Roger... let's go back and look at the posts... you know where I made a joke, you responded with Walken, I said something silly, you said something silly and then it devolved into general err special time for you and I. There's nothing really behind or planned or secret, you just apparently annoyed me somewhere post-Walken post. If you would have annoyed me two weeks ago I would probably have said the same thing.
I see. And the price for this annoyance is to have it explained to me that 99% of what I post is garbage, everyone is sick of me, and I should eat worms.
:lulz:
Congratulations, Ratatosk! You're just like me.
Well, I had meant my criticism to reference only the past few weeks and I don't know if everyone was sick of you, or just me. Worms taste good fried, so I've heard.
Maybe I am just like you, I hope not but I'll have to consider it now. :kingmeh:
Quote from: NWC on May 26, 2008, 05:59:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 05:52:43 PM
I see. And the price for this annoyance is to have it explained to me that 99% of what I post is garbage, everyone is sick of me, and I should eat worms.
This post made me like you more, for many different reasons. And at the same time your post undid your sentiment, cos now it's around 69%, it's just a passing cold, nothing a bottle of Vicks 44 won't cure, and you should only eat the worms after drinking the tequila.
Tequila is for lesser wimps.
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 06:05:38 PM
Well, I had meant my criticism to reference only the past few weeks and I don't know if everyone was sick of you, or just me. Worms taste good fried, so I've heard.
Oddly enough, you said:
Quoteor at least it appears that way to many of us.
Do you have MPS?
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 06:05:38 PM
Maybe I am just like you, I hope not but I'll have to consider it now. :kingmeh:
Har har! You've breathed the air. The change is irreversible.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 26, 2008, 06:07:54 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on May 26, 2008, 06:05:38 PM
Well, I had meant my criticism to reference only the past few weeks and I don't know if everyone was sick of you, or just me. Worms taste good fried, so I've heard.
Oddly enough, you said:
Quoteor at least it appears that way to many of us.
Do you have MPS?
True enough. I should have spoken only for myself.
I was thinking things similar to Rat, but then Rog went and made me laugh again, and it was alright. :cheers:
I like tequila.
Why does it NEVER end up in Thunderdome??
Quote from: Hoopla on May 27, 2008, 12:27:53 PM
Why does it NEVER end up in Thunderdome??
Because Tina Turner is scary.
Bah. I love Tina Turner.
Expecially when she wore a ratty fur coat and sported a mustache.
As a hate thread, this was amusing.