In keeping with several members' insistence that The Good Reverend stop being so mean and angry, so abusive and sarcastic, I have decided to bow to the will of the people. Bear with me on this, because I'm new to this touchie-feelie stuff.
I was reading the news today, and I saw some things that - while not actually upsetting me - gave me pause for thought. It seems our president has been doing things that don't appear quite correct. Now, I am sure he has our best interests at heart, but these things didn't seem strictly in line with the US constitution.
I also noticed this morning that people tend to act in a way that does not seem to be the best use of intelligence. Of course, I'm not condemning them, as their version of "intelligence" is just as valid and self-actualizing as mine. Just because they stop for no reason in the middle of the street, doesn't mean that they don't have just as much of a right to be on the road as I do, and I heartily apologize if I appeared to imply differently, even for a second.
Everything is great. Things are wonderful.
Or kill me say nice things to me.
Shit your hate Roger, you know you must.
Quote from: Requiem on July 08, 2008, 08:16:38 PM
Shit your hate Roger, you know you must.
No, that would be wrong. I am told that I am too mean.
So now I think I'm supposed to be really, really, REALLY nice to everyone.
All the time.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 08, 2008, 08:12:13 PM
In keeping with several members' insistence that The Good Reverend stop being so mean and angry, so abusive and sarcastic, I have decided to bow to the will of the people. Bear with me on this, because I'm new to this touchie-feelie stuff.
I was reading the news today, and I saw some things that - while not actually upsetting me - gave me pause for thought. It seems our president has been doing things that don't appear quite correct. Now, I am sure he has our best interests at heart, but these things didn't seem strictly in line with the US constitution.
I also noticed this morning that people tend to act in a way that does not seem to be the best use of intelligence. Of course, I'm not condemning them, as their version of "intelligence" is just as valid and self-actualizing as mine. Just because they stop for no reason in the middle of the street, doesn't mean that they don't have just as much of a right to be on the road as I do, and I heartily apologize if I appeared to imply differently, even for a second.
Everything is great. Things are wonderful.
Or kill me say nice things to me.
Sweet merciful fuck, Roger!
How can you say such horrible things! I've never heard such offensive language in my life. I mean, really. How can you say "I heartily appologize" to someone? What did they ever do to you to deserve such hateful treatment?
Oh, but you didn't stop there, did you? No! You even had the sheer gall to say "I am sure he has our best interests at heart". WTF? Where do yuo get off talking like that? Keep it up and everything will turn into crystal clear shades of fucking black and white! And how boring would
that be, hmmm?
lighten up.
srsly
Quote from: Muffled Phosphor on July 08, 2008, 10:35:42 PM
lighten up.
srsly
Yes, because that's so totally in my character.
Shouldn't you be out making excuses for the holocaust, or something, you fucking vulture?
TGRR,
There is some shit I will not eat, and some spags I will not eat it from.
Oh, right. My bad.
god damnit, all this whining is making me whine, quit your fucking whining.
Quote from: WhiskeyAlphaDeltaEcho on July 09, 2008, 02:28:11 AM
god damnit, all this whining is making me whine, quit your fucking whining.
Kill yourself.
Thanks.
:cry:
Wait, I'm confused.
Is this thread :banana: or :sadbanana: ?
No this is not right. I wish to leave this alternate reality and go back to the PD I am familiar with!!!
What is next? Anal probes? :argh!:
Only if you get too close to the duck.
Quote from: Cainad on July 09, 2008, 03:03:49 PM
Wait, I'm confused.
Is this thread :banana: or :sadbanana: ?
This thread was an illustration of what happens when people stop shitting their hate.
Long, long ago, during the depths of the civil war, I got banned by Lauren (for "being too chaotic :lulz: ). She then changed the "Or Kill Me" board to "Illusions". No shit. "Illusions". Seriously...it was like watching Christopher Walken stealing Leo Buscalia's act.
I just thought I'd remind everyone that hate shitting is a sacrament.
I got you're point, sans explanation, really. But the OP made me just about spew laughing nonetheless. :mittens: for the absurdity of it all :lulz:
Fuck this. I demand the hate returns.
Shit, in the OP it reminds me of Ghengis Kahn trying to breast feed a baby.
Please return this to regularly scheduled hate.
thx.
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.
Everything is under control.
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.
They still haven't got you.
:?
God damn.
Quote from: Payne on July 14, 2008, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.
They still haven't got you.
:?
God damn.
Or maybe they DID get me but I've manged to plea bargain out to a cushy but thrilling job at the office of subversive intelligence. Of course, that's something I neither confirm nor deny.
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:02:22 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 14, 2008, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 05:56:11 PM
Now here's a sermon I can get behind. It's about time you fell into lockstep, Roger. Do you realize that things are 35 percent more Hunky Dory then they were last year? Could be a good topic for a future sermon.
They still haven't got you.
:?
God damn.
Or maybe they DID get me but I've manged to plea bargain out to a cushy but thrilling job at the office of subversive intelligence. Of course, that's something I neither confirm nor deny.
Yeah, don't trust this bastard. He talked me into incinerating an ADA's lawn, and then left me holding the bag while he fucked off to Europe.
:tgrr:
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO EB&G, YUO BASTARD? :argh!:
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.
So who the hell WOULD hire The World's Meanest Hippie? I mean, there's no way the feds would touch you, given your history (especially The Incident), and I happen to know that the Chicago PD commissioner has PROMISED to see you gang-raped by longshoremen before he dies.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.
So who the hell WOULD hire The World's Meanest Hippie? I mean, there's no way the feds would touch you, given your history (especially The Incident), and I happen to know that the Chicago PD commissioner has PROMISED to see you gang-raped by longshoremen before he dies.
That fucking Fed Police Chief. He doesn't understand the Chicago way. Connery got it right when he talked about sending one of theirs to the morgue after they send one of yours to the hospital. Thing is, he forgot the part about merrily taking and giving bribes at every step in the plan. A little dirty money will get you a long way in the city of Chicago. It'll land you places a puritan police chief just won't go looking.
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Whatever my current job is, I assure that I'm not to be trusted. Don't say I (and Roger) didn't warn you.
So who the hell WOULD hire The World's Meanest Hippie? I mean, there's no way the feds would touch you, given your history (especially The Incident), and I happen to know that the Chicago PD commissioner has PROMISED to see you gang-raped by longshoremen before he dies.
That fucking Fed Police Chief. He doesn't understand the Chicago way. Connery got it right when he talked about sending one of theirs to the morgue after they send one of yours to the hospital. Thing is, he forgot the part about merrily taking and giving bribes at every step in the plan. A little dirty money will get you a long way in the city of Chicago. It'll land you places a puritan police chief just won't go looking.
I never said he would catch you. After all, these are the guys that were supposed to catch D.B. Cooper, right?
Anyway, you should not troll this board: hxxp://www.debatepolitics.com/ (paste after changing x's to t's).
And I am not Doctor Howl there.
Then I will certainly not be known as Counter Intelligence on that board. Furthermore, I certainly did not identify myself as a member of the Prohibition party.
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:31:49 PM
Then I will certainly not be known as Counter Intelligence on that board. Furthermore, I certainly did not identify myself as a member of the Prohibition party.
HAR! We will not march on a road of bones!
Also, it's nice to have someone to go trolling with. These spags always say they will, but they won't (except for Idem and Cain, but Idem hasn't been around, and Cain was killed by wild boars).
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
Also, it's nice to have someone to go trolling with. These spags always say they will, but they won't (except for Idem and Cain, but Idem hasn't been around, and Cain was killed by wild boars).
That's the fourth Principia Discordia member to succumb to Wild Boar attack. When will these godless killing machines be stopped?
Quote from: Efrim on July 14, 2008, 06:55:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
Also, it's nice to have someone to go trolling with. These spags always say they will, but they won't (except for Idem and Cain, but Idem hasn't been around, and Cain was killed by wild boars).
That's the fourth Principia Discordia member to succumb to Wild Boar attack. When will these godless killing machines be stopped?
Dunno. Two years ago, I got chased up the side of an air compressor by a javalina. Now I shoot the bastards every chance I get.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 08, 2008, 08:12:13 PM
In keeping with several members' insistence that The Good Reverend stop being so mean and angry, so abusive and sarcastic, I have decided to bow to the will of the people. Bear with me on this, because I'm new to this touchie-feelie stuff.
I was reading the news today, and I saw some things that - while not actually upsetting me - gave me pause for thought. It seems our president has been doing things that don't appear quite correct. Now, I am sure he has our best interests at heart, but these things didn't seem strictly in line with the US constitution.
I also noticed this morning that people tend to act in a way that does not seem to be the best use of intelligence. Of course, I'm not condemning them, as their version of "intelligence" is just as valid and self-actualizing as mine. Just because they stop for no reason in the middle of the street, doesn't mean that they don't have just as much of a right to be on the road as I do, and I heartily apologize if I appeared to imply differently, even for a second.
Everything is great. Things are wonderful.
Or kill me say nice things to me.
I know..haven't been here for a while.....almost shit when I read that rog. was someone slipping you qualudes? like a dozen at a fucking time?
I'm only thankful he changed his mind about it. Took a while though - the man is stubborn!
Quote from: Nigel on December 04, 2008, 07:56:56 AM
I'm only thankful he changed his mind about it.
Seconded. As someone who generally acts polite and bleeding-heart, I must say that the purity of Roger's hatred is very illuminating and refreshing.
Also, I think this:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 10, 2008, 05:09:30 AM
I just thought I'd remind everyone that hate shitting is a sacrament.
If shortened to "Hate-shitting is a sacrament," should be one of the mottos on the News feed.
Bump.
Quote from: Cain on September 26, 2009, 01:56:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 14, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
Cain was killed by wild boars.
I got better.
Lies. You got zombified, and have been eating brains ever since.
(Explains Gordon Brown, right?)
Gordon Brown's brain is depressed (http://faustiesblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/outstanding-posting-by-annaraccon-on.html) and, as such, would taste bad. You need to eat happy, fluffy peoples brains. Its like Kobe beef.